So, this duck asks the bartender for a drink.

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Aww hell. Now I forgot the punchline. Pick two that you like.

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Aww double hell I forgot one of the captions.

Ephesos wrote :
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Okay, maybe I won't ask about Aflac.
Post your vote for him if you care too. I'll make sure they all get tallied properly.

[ Tuesday, November 07, 2006 22:42: Message edited by: Silent Salmon ]

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Wow, Salmon. You bored or what?

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Nah, he does this every time.

And now Dikiyoba thinks of one. Maybe a bit obscure, though: Although the manager didn't have any bullets, he did have other ways to deal with the duck the next time it came in asking for corn.
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Both of you are correct.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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You left one out.

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You lose.
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The poll asks for up to 3 choices but the info at the top is only 2. One of the weakest set of choices.
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Originally written by Randomizer:

The poll asks for up to 3 choices but the info at the top is only 2. One of the weakest set of choices.
It's really a test of will-power. Given the ability to select three, and the instructions to select two, what do you do? Well?

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
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Thank you, Salmon. I'd like to cast a vote for myself.

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So this duck walks into a bar and says they told me that if I came into this bar and told this joke they would give me my red feather back so I did but they still didn't give it back and nobody answers their phones nobody returns my calls when I ask them if I'm getting paid and I still don't have my red feather and if they don't get it back to me I'm going to set the building on fire...

(Incidentally, I voted for 1, 2, and 7, just because.)

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Originally written by Whyte Shadow:

(Incidentally, I voted for 1, 2, and 7, just because.)
MMMyeah, those are the wrong answers, so ummmmyeah You're going to have to move down to Storage Room A in the basement, mmkay?great.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Originally written by Ephesos:

Thank you, Salmon. I'd like to cast a vote for myself.
Please, show some decorum. We are voting for the caption, not the captioner. The Muse of Wit saw fit to give you the AFLAC caption, but it was her whim, not yours, that put the thought in your head. ;)

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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I'd have liked to vote for my submission...but it wasn't that funny.

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Add one vote for Ephesos.

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You forgot another one: 'Stduck!' by Magma.

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I tried to think of something witty to put here.

Needless to say, I failed.
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Propagating bad puns is a bannable offense where I come from.

Besides, it's been a while. I resolutely promise to bring you every last one of the captions submitted for the captain of the bbq team.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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I thought it was clever.

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I tried to think of something witty to put here.

Needless to say, I failed.
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It is.

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not.
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Ah, Spamalicious!

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Originally written by -X-:

Ah, Spamalicious!
Truer words have never been spoken.

By the way, I vote for 1, 10, and 13.

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I tried to think of something witty to put here.

Needless to say, I failed.
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Originally by Jumpin' Salmon:

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Besides, it's been a while. I resolutely promise to bring you every last one of the captions submitted for the captain of the bbq team.
Does Alorael's "No, thank you." count?

Dikiyoba.
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Originally written by Dikiyoba:

Originally by Jumpin' Salmon:

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Besides, it's been a while. I resolutely promise to bring you every last one of the captions submitted for the captain of the bbq team.
Does Alorael's "No, thank you." count?

Dikiyoba.

I may have to add emphasis in order to add humor, but yes. Every last one will make it to the next opinion/popularity poll.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Evidently I'm the only one who can't read *i's caption without laughing.

Oh, and I'll cast a vote for Ephesos.

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Originally written by Lazarus.:

Evidently I'm the only one who can't read *i's caption without laughing.
Nice suck-up. I like how you didn't overdo it. I need to start practicing that myself.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Originally written by Silent Salmon:

Nice suck-up. I like how you didn't overdo it. I need to start practicing that myself.
Sucking-up is a gift, an art if you will. I'm sure you'll get it right one of these days, just stick with it kiddo.

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[ Wednesday, November 08, 2006 17:40: Message edited by: Lazarus. ]

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