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Displayed name	Jumpin Salmon
Member number	5755
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Good news! in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, November 7 2006 18:08 Profile #165 quote: Originally written by Dikiyoba: Originally by Delicious Vlish: quote: So... Has anybody encountered the Battle Omega yet? Still haven't figured what his weakness is. The Shaper Council Crypt remains unplundered. it's behind a door with a lock too complicated to be picked. But if you can defeat (read: stay alive for five rounds) Vali the uber-drakon, he'll bash the door open for you. If your Gumption is over 4 then you can bully Vali into bashing the door without picking a fight, but I don't get why people don't just walk over the stepping stones, through the archway, and through the unblocked wall. It's like Exile all over again :D -------------------- WWtNSD? Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Resurgence? in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, November 7 2006 17:48 Profile #42 Are we moving far enough back to come full circle? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Disambiguation Poll in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, November 7 2006 17:33 Profile #4 quote: Originally written by Nioca: Um, quick question. Why do all of the links for the Bond actors link to Sean Connery? That is a question for the ages. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Disambiguation Poll in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, November 7 2006 17:28 Profile #2 Not too sure I feel comfortable with too much discussion, so I appreciate your brevity. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
No tag backs! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, November 7 2006 17:18 Profile #126 Yeah, the problem with the low trajectory is that you have too much forward momentum. As a dorky child I had a tough time understanding that I had better be running when I hit the ground or else risk a scabby tumble. The jump from up high usually allowed for a few feet of forward momentum followed by a crunch and roll as you hit sand and tried to avoid injury. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Disambiguation Poll in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, November 7 2006 17:07 Profile #0 Vote. Poll Information This poll contains 2 question(s). 19 user(s) have voted. You may not view the results of this poll without voting. function launch_voter () { launch_window("http://www.ironycentral.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=poll;d=vote;pollid=BSeieHhJzoaf"); return true; } // end launch_voter function launch_viewer () { launch_window("http://www.ironycentral.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=poll;d=view;pollid=BSeieHhJzoaf"); return true; } // end launch_viewer function launch_window (url) { preview = window.open( url, "preview", "width=550,height=300,toolbar=no,location=no,directories=no,status,menubar=no,scrollbars,resizable,copyhistory=no" ); window.preview.focus(); return preview; } // end launch_window -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Contest Rules in Blades of Avernum Editor
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, November 7 2006 16:38 Profile #13 I've sent in my scores and comments. (Please post-date appropriately.) -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Episode 3: A New Game in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, November 7 2006 16:23 Profile #357 quote: Originally written by -X-: While in Italy, -X- bought tiny little bags of birdseed to spread along the large squares for the pigeons. -X- opened the bag, poured it into his hand, and. . . Was completely swarmed by pigeons. They have very sharp claws, too. And they pecked. Everywhere. -X- felt like his weight doubled just because of the pigeons. Terrible. In related news, -X-'s fake cousin has a flock of bats in his chimney, basement, attic, outside, and one on the top floor. His dad is very nice to them, too. -X- likes that. -X- always feels sorry for the little "pests" that live in peoples houses and are killed for it. Sadly, I crushed a bat today. It had lived in my attic and shat all over the attic floor. It was not welcome and chose to not leave while there was no roof. It no longer has freedom of choice. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Episode 3: A New Game in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, November 7 2006 16:20 Profile #355 quote: Originally written by i: I saw a bat sleeping on the wall of the building I work in. It pretty much kept that spot for three days. Apparently few other people had noticed it as no one (at least the people on that floor) did anything about it. I crushed a bat today. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.* Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Episode VI: Return Of The Abominable Photo Thread in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, November 7 2006 16:01 Profile #5 Aran - Your room is a cluttered mess. No wonder there is no more USB cable. Thuryl - Your head. Is the largeness due to the camera angle, or is it just huge? Alec - Your tie is crooked. And princesses shouldnt wear dark blue. Really. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
No tag backs! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Tuesday, November 7 2006 14:55 Profile #123 quote: Originally written by chasm of Sar: that fishy fellow: quote: As to the play surface medium problem, we had sand underneath all apparatus. Swings, jungle gym, horizontal ladder, climbing pole, slide, see-saw, even the tether ball. I can't recall anyone getting injured from a fall, and we always flew off the swing set when we had gotten it as high as it could go. Well, maybe some kids forgot to not get sand in their eye, but that is hardly an injury, even for a 1st grader. Sand packs down and becomes like concrete (no give left). That is why rubber pellets are replacing them. And rubber pellets have many more uses than mere kicking sand into an opponents eye, why the bigger ones fit nicely into slingshots and rubber band guns! There are different types (grain sizes) of sand. I've never seen sand so fine in a playground that it compacts to that density. But then again, I don't hang out in playgrounds so much anymore. I'll stand by my statement though. Sand is the way to go for play surfaces. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Episode 3: A New Game in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, November 5 2006 11:22 Profile #318 Serves him right for making a monster plague scenario. :P -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Learnin' me my letters. in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, November 5 2006 10:55 Profile #0 Must generate new, non-quiz, non-poll topic... Okay, got it. A lot of folks here are either in college or have graduated college. Five questions. 1) Where are you going to school (Or where did you)? 2) Was it your first choice? 3) Do you wish you had gone somewhere differently? 4) Are you now, or will you ever be, a member of the Communist Party? As for me, 1) University of Maine. 2) Sure. I picked schools with access to ski mountains, and it qualified. 3) Not sure it would have affected me either way. 4) I will be when the time is right. 5) This is confusing, eh? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Suggestions for new titles in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, November 5 2006 09:21 Profile #9 quote: Originally written by Artequila: *Am I the only one here who doesn't* like rubbing salt into wounds? Come on Slarty. You know I'm a creature of love, yet even I can see past the false logic you present. If a user is crying out "Ban me! BAN ME!!!," I fail to see injury when they are banned. In fact, stareye or Drakefyre is fulfilling that dream of being able to command an admin. There are no wounds, there is no salt. (Peanuts will walk at midnight) There is really no other recourse, as the posting habits of these people are not very social. As a gesture of love, I would suggest SHAMED as a title. :) -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00**
Lost on Magus of Cattalon in Blades of Avernum
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Sunday, November 5 2006 09:07 Profile #5 Isn't the other part of that quest to kill the guards and free the enslaved townsfolk? I think you have to talk to them or something and get them to disappear. Garrrr... -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Good news! in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, November 4 2006 23:49 Profile #133 Was anyone able to get into the hidden crypt? I read som message dialogs in that script which seem to indicate that it was a vahantai. WTF? I thought Jeff had said that there was no mix between the two games. It must be a red herring. -------------------- WWtNSD? Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
A new lofty position in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, November 4 2006 23:19 Profile #2 Dude. We ordered a girl and cake for the jumping out of and stuff. But $5 doesn't buy too much any more. Anyhow, $5 is $5, so here is your cake. And the girl. Sorry man. I'm sure we'll do better for your eleventy thousandth post. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Humans Only in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, November 4 2006 22:33 Profile #114 quote: Originally written by Emperor Tullegolar: A dog on the other hand would rather hide under a porch and die instead of seeking comfort. Here is a classic attempt at misleading the public. Most dogs will in fact seek out attention when injured. However, if the dog is mistreated on a regular basis, it will likely retreat and hide its injury from its malicious owner. Tully's experience with dogs seems to bear witness to his level of compassion. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Humans Only in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, November 4 2006 22:27 Profile #108 quote: Specially prepared by our very own TM: Dear Empress Tug-a-dick, These forums are mine to troll, not yours. Your bait is humorous in its baldfaced stupidity, but I own these maggots. Get the ** off of my internet already. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00**
Humans Only in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, November 4 2006 22:12 Profile #104 quote: Originally written by Emperor Tullegolar: Prove it Mr. Factually-True. This is an example of how due diligence can save some embarrassment. If Tully had done a simple google search, he would have seen this. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Humans Only in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, November 4 2006 21:59 Profile #100 Alec, please teach me more. I was beginning to be sucked into the vortex of Tullyspeak and was losing my senses. I sit here typing wondering if I should be beating my dog instead. Your words have hauled me back from the edge. I now think there may be error in Tulogic, but I can not find it. His method is, is , is so seductive. It has power. I want him to be right so that I can share his philosophy of moral righteousness and megalomania. I want you to be right so I can reject his philosophy of immorality and return to the path from which I have strayed. Please. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Global warming is getting tired, as a threat. in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, November 4 2006 21:34 Profile #37 quote: Originally written by The Worst Man Ever: *It doesn't work so well if you don't have an Australian accent. (It would seem that brings baisin and bison together - both sounding kinda like boison.)* Honestly, it didn't work very well in any accent. :P -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Humans Only in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, November 4 2006 17:56 Profile #76 quote: Originally written by Nioca: Other then that, I think this topic is having a bizarre effect on people. Predictably, emotional content gives rise to emotional outbursts. I'd say this is a completely normal effect, but it just hasn't been seen with frequency for quite a while now. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Episode 3: A New Game in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, November 4 2006 17:43 Profile #300 quote: Originally written by Nioca: That was pretty much already decided. What I'm more interested in is why the name X is so popular amongst the youngsters. X has always been a popular symbol for the illiterate. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Mindcontrol - sort of in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Saturday, November 4 2006 17:09 Profile #18 quote: Originally written by Emperor Tullegolar: No, all religion does on its own is divide people. Without it, there would be one less wall. You're so cute!!! -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00

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