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Law Bringer
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StarEye:
"I'm not even going to dignify this idiot with the lofty title of BANNED, he does not deserve it."

With that in mind, any ideas for new titles for those idiots that need something similar. Things like "Noob scum."
Posts: 4643 | Registered: Friday, February 10 2006 08:00
Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
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I'm rather fond of the LIAR banned title, myself. Can't come up with something new off the top of my head, though.

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Agent
Member # 1934
Profile Homepage #2
How about "Loser". That would get the point across.

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The Establishment
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Profile #3
I'd give more, but they're usually inappropriate for the kittens.

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Shaper
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Profile #4
POSER
SYCOPHANT
DELUSIONAL
INTOLERABLY IRRITATING
RASH-INDUCING
LEGEND IN HIS OWN MIND
NEEDLESSLY PSYCHOTIC

The possibilities are endless, really.

-S-

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Posts: 2009 | Registered: Monday, September 12 2005 07:00
Agent
Member # 6581
Profile Homepage #5
How you can forget: DANCE THE BANNED DANCE! ?

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Posts: 1310 | Registered: Tuesday, December 20 2005 08:00
Agent
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So much time, so little to do.

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Posts: 1104 | Registered: Monday, March 10 2003 08:00
Raven v. Writing Desk
Member # 261
Profile Homepage #7
Am I the only one here who doesn't like rubbing salt into wounds? (Synergy, I thought you were supposed to be the one who "unzips your pants and pulls out new age buzzwords"?)

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Posts: 3560 | Registered: Wednesday, November 7 2001 08:00
Infiltrator
Member # 5132
Profile Homepage #8
How about "If only I had a brain"? :P

[ Sunday, November 05, 2006 08:06: Message edited by: BainIhrno ]

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? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
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quote:
Originally written by Artequila:

Am I the only one here who doesn't like rubbing salt into wounds?
Come on Slarty. You know I'm a creature of love, yet even I can see past the false logic you present. If a user is crying out "Ban me! BAN ME!!!," I fail to see injury when they are banned. In fact, stareye or Drakefyre is fulfilling that dream of being able to command an admin. There are no wounds, there is no salt. (Peanuts will walk at midnight) There is really no other recourse, as the posting habits of these people are not very social.

As a gesture of love, I would suggest SHAMED as a title. :)

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #10
I consider it unfair for the banned to get the titles that are eternally denied to me.

—Alorael, who can see some nice possibilities, though. "Not like folks 'round here" is a good one. So is "Bundle of Joy" for that matter.
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 4153
Profile Homepage #11
Some variant on "That boy ain't right" seems appropriate to me.

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Posts: 4130 | Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
Shaper
Member # 7472
Profile Homepage #12
Or, for that Avernum 4 flair, you could go with Cerebrous Wyrm.

Otherwise, you could go with 'Troll' or 'XxXx'. :P

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Needless to say, I failed.
Posts: 2686 | Registered: Friday, September 8 2006 07:00
Agent
Member # 2820
Profile #13
How about "Not even worth it"?

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Posts: 1415 | Registered: Thursday, March 27 2003 08:00
Master
Member # 4614
Profile Homepage #14
That "NOOB SCUM" may be appropriate in some cases, but I kinda prefer "BANNED", as it is. It shows no discrimination or unnecessary humiliation (such titles may be percieved so by some annoying newbies). It also dispells any ambiguity on whether a certain member is banned or just given a custom title.

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Posts: 3360 | Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00
Shaper
Member # 7420
Profile Homepage #15
The Cerebrous Wyrm was a better character than Solberg, that title would be awesome, not insulting. How about something like "Disaster" or "Catastrophe?"

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You lose.
Posts: 2156 | Registered: Thursday, August 24 2006 07:00
Councilor
Member # 6600
Profile Homepage #16
Dikiyoba is pretty happy with "BANNED", but Dikiyoba kind of likes "GO AWAY" and "What part of the CoC didn't you understand?"

[ Sunday, November 05, 2006 19:35: Message edited by: Dikiyoba ]
Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 6785
Profile #17
The title needs to be short. Also it would be nice if those getting the title are automatically rerouted to say the Disney site whenever they try to return.

Or maybe OUTSOURCED and redirected to an India web site.

[ Sunday, November 05, 2006 21:40: Message edited by: Randomizer ]
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Lifecrafter
Member # 6700
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OUTSOURCED is nice.

GO BYE-BYE
KICK ME
OOPS
*I WUZ HERE
I DIDN'T MEAN IT
ED WANNABE
BLOCKED BY IP
LIFE WITHOUT PAROLE
DENNAB
UR MOM XD ROTFL!!!1!!!
DECEASED N00B
VIRUS DELETED

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Posts: 735 | Registered: Monday, January 16 2006 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
Profile Homepage #19
PLZDIEKTHXBYE or just DIE has a kind of TMian charm about it.

So, of course, does HAHAHAHAHA, but the title field is too short for the full multiple line effect. [[-]]

[ Monday, November 06, 2006 01:45: Message edited by: Sirrus ]

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Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Agent
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Speaking like TM, a YOU SUCK title would be appropriate.

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Posts: 1310 | Registered: Tuesday, December 20 2005 08:00
Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #21
I'm for just BANNED, actually. We don't want custom titles for banned people to be a novelty. Besides, multiple banning titles makes EndeavourBot cry; I want to see one heading with the complete total of all those who have incured the wrath of the Management.

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Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00
Shaper
Member # 7472
Profile Homepage #22
Here's a thought.

SUSPENDED: For cases like Tullegolar, who were only banned for a week or so.
BANNED: Banned for a long period of time.
CLASS X BANNED: Banned permanently.

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I tried to think of something witty to put here.

Needless to say, I failed.
Posts: 2686 | Registered: Friday, September 8 2006 07:00
Shaper
Member # 7420
Profile Homepage #23
I agree with Nioca. When I was banned, *i forgot to give me access to my private messages, so there was no way for me to know whether or not it was permanent at first. For permanently banned people, more morbid titles might be appropriate: DEAD, DECEASED, KIA, WHACKED, SLAIN, EXECUTED.

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You lose.
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His Mighty Tentacle
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Made Governer of a small island?

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