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The chameleon barks at water.

Be ready.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Originally written by The Stew Boy:

Couldn't find any good 500 images on Google Images, unfortunately. But still. 500 posts! Yay! Took me over three years to get this far...

Spammer!

Congrats, the next 1500 won't take nearly so long now that you've learned English. :P

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Originally written by Kingy:

In the few years since I left school things have gone overboard safety concious. I went there the other day to discover warning tape around all the trees and water tanks ffs. When I went there (which was only like four years ago) we were absolutely nuts. We had "Scrag" (Which by the sounds of it you guys didnt have) and "Beat The Crap Out Of Bullrush".

Scrag is a game where one person has the ball and everyone does their utmost to injure them until they conceed and someone else gets the ball then you try and injure them.

The bullrush game was played by a few people being in the middle of a football field and a few people being on the edge and when the people in the middle said go you had to run across the field and their job was to beat the crap out of you until you go there or until you gave up.

Another popular game was jumping of of 6 or so metre high trees into the one beside it (there was a large line of them) and see how far down the line you could get before you fell down and got the crap beaten out of you by branches.

We also had full school brawls and cage fights (by taking the two soccer goals and putting them together) but I think I've rambled enough for one post.

Quit bullying Stew Boy.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Time out.

The type of behavior advocated by DeVlish is that which leads to self-sufficiency, creative thinking, problem solving, and a host of other positive attributes which make you team leader.

The pussified nancies never get that self-confidence, and end up being team players, endlessly checking with each other to make sure they are doing the right thing, and not rocking the boat.

Obviously both types of people exist, DeVlish is pointing out that today's school environment is generating (or rewarding) fewer leaders and creating more slavish followers.

Time in.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Was omitting TM's score purposeful, or just because it is midnight?

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Originally written by Delicious Vlish:

When I was a kid, we played cops and robbers or cowboys and indians with real BB guns and shot each other, (No shooting in the face obcenity obcenity obcenity) and we didn't wear helmets but if you did get banged up and had a cut or some road rash, you damn sure didn't do so much as sniffle or whine about it cuz Mom or Dad would give you something to whine about, like a belt up along your backside and then they would get the iodine to pour in to your cut, so if you did get horribly mutilated, you didn't dare say anything, you just bit your lip and you stayed quiet about it. We played dodge ball and tether ball and did our best to give each other bloody noses and black eyes and had hertz donuts and gave two for flinching, only back in my day, two for flinching was usually a punch in the stomach followed by an uppercut to the jaw and if you were dumb enough to fall for it, you deserved it and nobody felt sorry for you including the old hag that was the school nurse, who said "Next time don't flinch you big blubbering baby!" Then we would go around and ask "what is the capital of Thailand?" and then you would say "Bangkok" as you gave somebody a swift kick in the nuts, but there was no running off and telling the teacher or an adult; you settled your scores like men: either kick the crap out of somebody or you would be the person everybody else was beating the crap out of.

Those were unkind times, but they made hard men. Now, everybody is a bunch of pussified nancies.

Too many periods. FYT. :cool:

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Originally written by Emperor Tullegolar:

Here's the problem. The corporation leaders you are talking about aren't greedy enough! If they really wanted more money, rather than give themselves pay raises, they would expand. They would use the extra money to hire more people and extend their reach. It's when people get to a point in wealth where they lose ambition that the problems arise. Now I am finally begining to see why my system might not work. I assumed people would be greedier.
The tragic downfall of many *great* ideas is that there is no one willing to carry them out. Yours is not a lonely one.

Edit - To clarify, your ideas were not great. They were old and tired [TM] like your ******** *******[/TM] but they were still ideas and were fun to watch as they spontaneously combusted.

[ Wednesday, November 01, 2006 20:09: Message edited by: Spammin' Salmon ]

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Originally written by *i:

Never really liked this poll. I think the many of the questions could be written in a much more neutral tone.
There is really no need to be ashamed of your Thatcheresque score.

:P

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Originally written by Nioca:

Wow. That's one tangled monument of quotes. At any rate, I think this post race of ours is going to boost both our post counts past 300 this month.
You could always just stop posting. I guarantee I will stop too.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Originally written by Kitana:

quote:
Originally written by Spammin' Salmon:

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Originally written by Demoniac Dikiyoba:

And Ephesos was responding with two comments to two different posts.
See, this is exactly why I respond to different posts with.. ... different posts.

Psshh, you do it to get more posts. Don't even try lying about it.

Edit: I beat you Nioca, yes! Success.

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Originally written by Spammin' Salmon:
[b]

quote:
Originally written by Demoniac Dikiyoba:

And Ephesos was responding with two comments to two different posts.

See, this is exactly why I respond to different posts with.. ... different posts.

Actually, that's part of the reason the quote button is there. [Razz]
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quote:
Originally written by Kitana:

Edit: I beat you Nioca, yes! Success.
EDIT: Ah, but you didn't mention the quote button. :)
[/b]
Ahh, the race to correct my behaviour continues.

:P

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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quote:
Originally written by Demoniac Dikiyoba:

And Ephesos was responding with two comments to two different posts.
See, this is exactly why I respond to different posts with.. ... different posts.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Apologies (by which I mean HAHAHAHAHA!!!)

Thread title changed to avoid further embarassment.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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We all think we know what the rest of you are like. Or at least how your persona is projected on the forums. Come here now, take the test and share with the community your results.

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[ Wednesday, November 01, 2006 17:49: Message edited by: Spammin' Salmon ]

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Originally written by Demoniac Dikiyoba:

I'd rather have decent shoulders to ride on.
Are piggy-back rides still allowed? I've not seen much of that from the bicyclists in my area.

Edit - poor bracketing.

[ Wednesday, November 01, 2006 17:06: Message edited by: Spammin' Salmon ]

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Originally written by Demoniac Dikiyoba:

Originally by Ephesos:

quote:
quote:
Originally written by Lego:

Trickle-Down
AIGH!!!!!!!!
Hmm. That was a lackluster scream. Dikiyoba was expecting something more. :P

But... he used italics. Doesn't that connotate more emotion? Ohh. You wanted something longer, like Aiiiiiiiiiiiigh!!!!!!!, didn't you?

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Originally written by Zeviz:

...or an idea to require every pedestrian to wear bright orange glow-in-the-dark coats at night to make them easier targets.
FYT.

:P

Americans are generally very insecure about their safety. Mostly I think they just don't want to worry about things, and rely on labels to inform them of the inherent dangers. It may be that lawyers play a role, and have created a litigious society because it directly benefits them. But that would be crazy, I know that lawyers are always looking at all sides of each issue when they do their lawyering stuff.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Originally written by Zeviz:

EDIT: [SARCASM]

These schools are obviously moving in the right direction. However, it's completely irresponsible of them to neglect the biggest danger to kids: bicycles. Far more kids get hurt or even killed riding bikes than playing tag, climbing playground equipment, or doing any other unreasonably dangerous activity. The duty of every responsible parent is to push for protection of our children from this lethal threat.

Protect our kids! Ban the bikes!

PS And I don't even need to mention other dangerous transportation devices such as rollerskates, skateboards, and skis. Even adults shouldn't be allowed to operate these devices without proper safety training and a license.

EDIT: [/SARCASM]

That sucks. I've got a special emoticon for sarcasm, but I'm pretty sure it would merit a more common title. I'll send it along, just in case.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Originally written by Kitana:

*Decides to go follow her little brother around*
My brother is too old for tag (see signature) but I'm thinking the dog needs to get woken up and chased around the yard. While only just as safe as running down the hill, I wouldn't have to climb back up to the house.

:D

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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I got smashed too many times to actually have memories of the playground experience. But I do remember that every surface was capable of providing a scrape or cut. Steel slides, chain link swings, wooden see-saw, and the ball on a rope on a post. All decent fun. I do remember kids at my school seeing how fast they could run down a hill above the school. Once every fall, and once every spring some poor kid would manage to make it all the way to the brick wall.

The way I look at it is, it is kind of an IQ test. If you manage to survive childhood then you are fit to breed and be a parent. If you survive, but only barely, you will breed profusely and make a crappy parent. If you don't survive, well Hallmark is a great card company. Now with all the built in cushions, everyone can survive and the net result is poor genetic stock maintain its grip on America.

Damn... Now I feel like running down a hill. :(

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Originally written by Student of Trinity:

A friend of my brother's when he was a little kid once explained to him that, 'You have to drive fast to get to my house.' Presumably he only meant that a highway was involved, but we all imagined this kid's house permanently zooming along at high speed, which he had to match just to get in the door. And since then I've always liked the idea of living somewhere with not just a position, but a velocity.

So I want a volume of phase space for my country.

Greed. All greed. We all get velocity, but you want relative velocity. Well :P to you good Sir. ;)

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Originally written by Sliver of Air:

Are -X- and -X- the same person or not? :confused:
Until the contribution level increases, it really doesn't matter, now does it? The cat agrees.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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#2 was TM. Other than that, 3 individuals is my wager.

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Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Originally written by Zeviz:

The decision is quite simple: do you think the government should be providing you with free education, roads, social safety net (unemployment, healthcare, retirement), prisons and police force, etc. If the answer is "yes", you have to pay for it in the form of higher taxes.
Without having much time, now, to get into it, this measure would restrict government spending. Typical spending increases up to 8% annually, but budgets are set biennially. This measure doesn't limit revenue streams at all. It only creates a budgetary limit at the given level.

Apparently the state issues bonds from time to time. This measure would include bond revenues in calculations, so using a bond would limit other fund usage. This measure would also include paying back bonds as spending, reducing funds available for actual work.

Revenue in excess of that spent would stay in the state bank account unless the legislature and citizens approve the spending bill. IF the exception is allowed, that level of spending would become the new baseline for further biennial increases.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Originally written by Alorael:

I never made a choice not to watch the show, but I didn't (and still don't) watch television in general.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Wow. I'm practically a fascist!

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Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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