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Jeff Vogel's View From the Bottom #6 in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Wednesday, November 8 2006 10:21 Profile #31
quote:
Written by Vogel:
You will meander up through the levels, realizing that, even at its best, the game is kind of tedious.
Now, which game was this?

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Written by Vogel:
you might as well be fishing
Yes.

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Written by Vogel:
If you are male, and you probably are, your sperm count will rise.
This is the main reason to patronize Vogelian software.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
1994 Backwards Is 2006 in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Wednesday, November 8 2006 09:46 Profile #11
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Originally written by Oche:

who will care in another year?
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"Of course, the citizens of the United States are humans with a conscience. It's a reprisal vote against the war in Iraq, against the corruption" within the Bush administration, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez said. "All this fills us with optimism."
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In an extraordinary joint statement, more than 200 Socialist members of the European Parliament hailed the American election results as "the beginning of the end of a six-year nightmare for the world"
So, no one will remember in the US. Elsewhere, who knows? :D

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Another Nail in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Wednesday, November 8 2006 09:41 Profile #0
[i]Ortega Calls for Stability in Nicaragua[/i]
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Former Marxist Daniel Ortega, who battled a U.S.-backed insurgency in the 1980s, returned to Nicaragua's presidency calling for reconciliation, stability and a renewed fight against poverty.

His election victory Tuesday adds to Latin America's diverse array of left-leaning leaders, including anti-U.S. Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, who said his and Ortega's countries would be "uniting as never before" to construct a socialist future.

"Latin America is ceasing to be and forever a backyard of U.S. imperialism. Yankee, go home!" Chavez said.

But Ortega laid out moderate goals Tuesday night, saying he would work to eliminate poverty in the Western Hemisphere's second-poorest country after Haiti. He also sought to reassure investors worried about his radical past that he was open to business, and would "create a new political culture" that would "set aside our differences and put the Nicaraguan people, the poor first."

"We are showing the country that things are stable, that we can set aside our political positions and put first our commitment to pull Nicaragua out of poverty," he said in a speech that lasted only about a minute. He was expected to address supporters at length in a victory rally planned for Wednesday afternoon.

His supporters waved black-and-red party flags and sang Ortega's campaign song, set to the tune of John Lennon's "Give Peace a Chance."

It was a major turnaround after three failed presidential bids for the balding 60-year-old leftist, capping a 16-year quest to return to his old job. He says he has changed profoundly since he befriended Soviet leaders, expropriated land and fought Contra rebels in a war that left 30,000 dead and the economy in shambles.


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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Post election gloating in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Wednesday, November 8 2006 09:32 Profile #6
Gloat...
...GLOAT...
......GLOAT.....!!!!!!!!

IMAGE(http://beachblogger.net/pics/media/darth_cheney_640_060708b.jpg)

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Notice: ermarian.net down for maintainance NOW in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Wednesday, November 8 2006 09:21 Profile #64
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Originally written by Sirrus:

Which part of "is currently suffering from the technical stupidity of its admin" did you think I wasn't aware of? :P

*click*

There, back. One of the problems with developing on two different computers is that you need to watch out before making changes to a file, or you risk deleting the changes you made from the other computer.

This is the second time today - roles reversed this time. Yay for tracking Karma from now on. :)
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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
So, this duck asks the bartender for a drink. in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Wednesday, November 8 2006 09:15 Profile #14
Propagating bad puns is a bannable offense where I come from.

Besides, it's been a while. I resolutely promise to bring you every last one of the captions submitted for the captain of the bbq team.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The Abominable Landscape photo thread in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Tuesday, November 7 2006 23:53 Profile #30
I've caught some nice trout here. All have been safely returned.

IMAGE(http://stuff.ermarian.net/salmon/creek.JPG)

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Episode VI: Return Of The Abominable Photo Thread in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Tuesday, November 7 2006 23:43 Profile #18
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Originally written by The Coolest Man Ever:

<sw>OMG GURL</sw>
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Originally written by Andraste:

ZOMG! GUY WIT GURL!!1! LOLOLOLOLOL
Because they should never be lost.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The Postorial Race... in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Tuesday, November 7 2006 23:37 Profile #12
quote:
Originally written by Thuryl:

I'm not at all sure I like what you're implying.

At any rate, I should be around more often now that my thesis is done.
See!!!

Most folks have no clue what I'm talking about and Thuryl has already grabbed the gist and is ready to wring my neck over it. That is brain power!

Vote Thuryl!!! :P

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
1994 Backwards Is 2006 in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Tuesday, November 7 2006 23:21 Profile #1
[i]ALEC KYRAS FOR PRESIDENT IN 2024[/i]

Edit - I've been informed that Alec has been using a fake ID and will have to wait until 2024 for his chairmanship. It will be the culmination of 18 years of liberalization in this country. I for one am going to start preparing lawn signs early.

Vote Kyras - He knows lions are endangered and throws Christians to the sharks instead.

[ Tuesday, November 07, 2006 23:33: Message edited by: Silent Salmon ]

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
So, this duck asks the bartender for a drink. in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Tuesday, November 7 2006 23:15 Profile #10
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Originally written by Ephesos:

Thank you, Salmon. I'd like to cast a vote for myself.
Please, show some decorum. We are voting for the caption, not the captioner. The Muse of Wit saw fit to give you the AFLAC caption, but it was her whim, not yours, that put the thought in your head. ;)

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
So, this duck asks the bartender for a drink. in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Tuesday, November 7 2006 23:12 Profile #9
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Originally written by Whyte Shadow:

(Incidentally, I voted for 1, 2, and 7, just because.)
MMMyeah, those are the wrong answers, so ummmmyeah You're going to have to move down to Storage Room A in the basement, mmkay?great.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The Postorial Race... in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Tuesday, November 7 2006 23:09 Profile #10
Having just checked the results. I must agree with Ephesos. You are all the sorriest bunch of voters I've ever had the misfortune of ...

See. Now I voted for Thuryl to be first. Because, damn it, he should be first. He's smarter than he looks, has lots more to say (in a British accent), gives us pictures of drunk girls kissing (that was awesome), and he was the posting leader for the longest time.

So, go change your votes. Vote for Thuryl. A vote for Thuryl is a post in the right direction.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Voting Booth in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Tuesday, November 7 2006 22:55 Profile #1
Ding. Dong. The witch is dead. The evil witch is dead.

Oregon played fast and loose with Ballot Measures this year, racking up 10 of them. As of 11:40pm, Unofficial results stands as follows.
BM 39 - Restriction on condemnation - Passes with 67%
BM 40 - Judge residency requirements - Fails with 55%
BM 41 - Income tax deduction increase - Fails with 63%
BM 42 - Insurance use of credit scores - Fails with 65%
BM 43 - Parental notice prior to teen abortions - Fails with 54%
BM 44 - Expands prescription drug coverage - Passes with 77%
BM 45 - Term limits on legislators - Fails with 58%
BM 46 - Limits campaign donation types - Fails with 60%
BM 47 - Limits campaign donations - Passes with 54%, but fails if BM 46 fails. :rolleyes:
BM 48 - Imposes spending limits on state - Fails with 70%

Official results will be posted when they appear in this space.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
So, this duck asks the bartender for a drink. in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Tuesday, November 7 2006 22:10 Profile #6
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Originally written by Randomizer:

The poll asks for up to 3 choices but the info at the top is only 2. One of the weakest set of choices.
It's really a test of will-power. Given the ability to select three, and the instructions to select two, what do you do? Well?

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The Postorial Race... in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Tuesday, November 7 2006 22:08 Profile #8
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Originally written by Sirrus:

I abstain, withdraw, refuse to comment, I'll have nothing to do with this circus. <_<

If I can get the thing rigged in time, I won't even be here when the stats are posted, just so I don't have to waste time doing this. :rolleyes:
+1 ...

And I object to the characterization of this as a circus.

It's a [i]freak show[/i].

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Episode VI: Return Of The Abominable Photo Thread in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Tuesday, November 7 2006 22:00 Profile #14
A couple of me pretending I know stuff.
IMAGE(http://stuff.ermarian.net/salmon/MYASS.JPG) IMAGE(http://stuff.ermarian.net/salmon/ATREE.JPG)

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
November Posting Stats Self-Fulfilling Prophecy Poll in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Tuesday, November 7 2006 21:41 Profile #121
I should more properly have made this it's own poll, but I'm pressed for time.

Aran - Your endeavorbot is drunk again. Dereliction of duty is grounds for dismissal from the service.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
So, this duck asks the bartender for a drink. in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Tuesday, November 7 2006 20:32 Profile #3
Both of you are correct.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
So, this duck asks the bartender for a drink. in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Tuesday, November 7 2006 20:13 Profile #0
Aww hell. Now I forgot the punchline. Pick two that you like.

IMAGE(http://spamsters.com/mp3/ducktaped.gif)

Edit-

Aww double hell I forgot one of the captions.

Ephesos wrote :
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Okay, maybe I won't ask about Aflac.
Post your vote for him if you care too. I'll make sure they all get tallied properly.

[ Tuesday, November 07, 2006 22:42: Message edited by: Silent Salmon ]

Poll Information
This poll contains 1 question(s). 28 user(s) have voted.
You may not view the results of this poll without voting.

function launch_voter () { launch_window("http://www.ironycentral.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=poll;d=vote;pollid=PNVVGYGMTnSK"); return true; } // end launch_voter function launch_viewer () { launch_window("http://www.ironycentral.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=poll;d=view;pollid=PNVVGYGMTnSK"); return true; } // end launch_viewer function launch_window (url) { preview = window.open( url, "preview", "width=550,height=300,toolbar=no,location=no,directories=no,status,menubar=no,scrollbars,resizable,copyhistory=no" ); window.preview.focus(); return preview; } // end launch_window IMAGE(votenow.gif)     IMAGE(voteresults.gif)

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The Postorial Race... in General
Jumpin Salmon
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
 written Tuesday, November 7 2006 20:00 Profile #5
quote:
Originally written by Dikiyoba:

Dintiradan, of course, after he gets so fed up with all this spam that he either goes on a massive spam spree in protest or deletes the accounts of everyone with more posts than him for this month.

Originally by Randomizer:

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I think Alorael will make a come from behind spurt of double posting and deleting to take the lead.
DFYT. :P
I'm a bad, bad boy.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
November Posting Stats Self-Fulfilling Prophecy Poll in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Tuesday, November 7 2006 19:27 Profile #120
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Originally written by Randomizer:

Aran will have his bots alter the numbers at the last moment to give the results he desires.

Next month should see the release of Geneforge 4 and the flood of game posting questions and answers.
Some threads may cause large confusions if they still exist post-release. Those questions were never meant to get answered, or asked.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The Postorial Race... in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Tuesday, November 7 2006 19:04 Profile #2
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Originally written by Andraste:

I voted for myself.

That means that I would have to make about 200 more posts. That's not going to happen sadly.
Some days I wish I had made 200 fewer posts.

IMAGE(http://stuff.ermarian.net/salmon/rofl.gif)

Hard to say that with a straight face. :D

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
November Posting Stats Self-Fulfilling Prophecy Poll in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Tuesday, November 7 2006 18:46 Profile #118
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Originally written by Sirrus:

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Originally written by Spammin' Salmon:

What are your goals, Aran? My perception is that you fret over the level of activity on the forums, high or low. You grumble when there is a request for more posting, and the result is mostly spam. If there is no request, and spam is still the major style, you don't grumble.
I am unmasked. Spam or no spam, I grumble. For grumbling raises my post count.

Busted.
Your post count is so cute this month. :D

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
New Bond Movie in General
Jumpin Salmon
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Member # 5755
 written Tuesday, November 7 2006 18:35 Profile #18
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Originally written by Enraged Slith:

The recent Bond movies were horrible. I hope this one makes up for them.
The trend has bounced on the floor several times, likely due to the lack of Ian Fleming. Reuse of old material can either flop or fail. Either way I'll look for it in January at NetFlix.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00

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