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Displayed name | Jumpin Salmon |
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Global warming is getting tired, as a threat. in General | |
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written Thursday, November 2 2006 23:21
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quote:Gentle Alec, you misunderstand. I am aware that humans are changing the factors governing the climate through pollution and other vectors. What bugs me is the term "global warming." Call it climate change. Call it pollution or catastrophic shifts in weather patterns. Or as these people did, call it a massive loss of food tothe planet because humans are idiots. The latest news I've heard is that the pollack fleet can no longer find them in the Bering Sea in profitable numbers. The Russian Fleet however has no problems getting them, as the cold water they prefer is now only in the area north of Siberia. Salmon have started impregnating streams in northern Alaska where they have never before been seen. Gulf of Alaska fishermen are catching warm water species, mostly those that wander up from the Mexican coast. We've got huge problems, an incredibly expensive solution and a national news story. And by incredibly expensive I mean $9 trillion dollars. Rupert can tell you more. [ Thursday, November 02, 2006 23:23: Message edited by: Spammin' Salmon ] -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Thursday, November 2 2006 22:59
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So Science magazine came out with a new report. See it below, as reported by the AP. I've got some pretty big problems if this is born out over the next 40 years. Actually, we all have some huge problems if we can't get protein from the ocean anymore. If pollution will be the issue, then it is also likely that land based protein production will be afflicted as well. Could this be the end of the world as we know it? quote: -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Thursday, November 2 2006 22:14
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quote:No problem. It had been a while since the quiz meme. I was just lucky that I was on alert and found the appropriate quiz before this topic turned into another shouting match. But, as a guardian-pacifist I'm sure you understand my motivations. ;) -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Thursday, November 2 2006 21:55
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quote:While I'm not a counselor, I play one on TV. Your issues with pain may not be with pain so much as with all the emotions that go along with pain. Fear and embarassment are two huge emotions, and being bullied can really start them going. I would recommend actually verifying this theory. Very few people are ultrasensative to injury, and if you are one of them then you will need to take precaution. But there are still ways and methods for dealing with a bully that never even come close to fights. First I would recommend talking with every other kid that is getting bullied. Form a pact that if any one of you is getting intimidated that all of the rest will show up as a pack and basically force the bully to back down. If that works, be aware that a devoted bully will try to figure out ways to git you when you are alone. Count on it. Use it. Contact an adult that you trust and has the physical ability to mess that kid up. Like scary messed up. Do you know any bikers? They work well. Anyhow, tell this adult that you are going to be walking home alone, tell them the route, and ask them to watch you and to beat the **** out of the bully if they start it with you. Make sure that they are rescueing you from an attact. Then, get the courts involved, press assault charges. Put it in the newspapers. Embarass this bully like s/he embarassed you. Have your biker friend whisper into the bullies ear "If you ever **** with any kid again I'll take you and cut you and use you for shark bait." That should pretty much take care of the bullying, the self-esteem problems (because you will be pretty damn popular in school), and if you are really lucky your friend will offer to take you shark fishing one day. ps. I'm really not on TV. Didn't want you to think you were talking to a celebrity or anything. :P -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Thursday, November 2 2006 19:10
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I love you, you love me, but no purple dinosaur for you. Jackassery rocks! -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Thursday, November 2 2006 18:24
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In talking with several designers last night, and in light of the recent call for a utility beta, I want to remind all designers that they should be issuing beta calls by the 10th for any scenario they hope to have ready for the contest. That is all. -------------------- WWtNSD? Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Thursday, November 2 2006 18:19
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You are now an open book. And it seems your judgements are fairly accurate. -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Thursday, November 2 2006 18:02
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Humans - Naturally good at reducing all things into quizzes. Your question on good v evil can be explained thorough this quiz. You can post results below, but be prepared. This quiz is of 100 questions. I am a guardian. -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Thursday, November 2 2006 17:04
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quote:How on earth are you disagreeing with me, you evil bastard? -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Thursday, November 2 2006 16:36
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Aside from boneheadedness, no problems so far. But the boneheadedness did set me back. I'll play more now. -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Thursday, November 2 2006 16:19
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quote:Not to mention the 20 kids that witness it and are able to process the scene in a manner which teaches them a valuable lesson. Still better if the kid that fell turns around and climbs back up on that ladder but does it right the second time and succeeds. Edit - Is it a good one? I was unfamiliar with the reference so I looked it up. Does it belong on the list of future purchases at Powell's? [ Thursday, November 02, 2006 16:22: Message edited by: Spammin' Salmon ] -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Thursday, November 2 2006 16:06
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It was starting to bug me. I knew I had seen the dreadlocked kilt wearing guy somewhere. -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Thursday, November 2 2006 15:46
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Generally it sucks, but there are individual highs and lows. -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
Episode 3: A New Game in General | |
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written Thursday, November 2 2006 15:40
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quote:Oh no you dinint! :) -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Thursday, November 2 2006 15:30
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quote:It's starting to piss me off when you get to thinking. :D -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Thursday, November 2 2006 15:15
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quote:Nice post. I found it informative and likable. If you stick to that meme I think we can all get along nicely from now on. -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Thursday, November 2 2006 06:47
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quote:Sounds to me like Italy is unilaterally rejecting all spam cessastion agendas. While I like the hardliner stance, I feel it does nothing to further the agenda of spam. Spam should be represented whenever, and whereever, it can. And furthermo -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
One way to skin a cat. in General | |
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written Wednesday, November 1 2006 23:38
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quote:For some reason I just can't delete your post, so I need to answer it instead. Limiting state spending would ... set a spending cap. This would force all state run functions to receive less funding. All county and city functions would not be affected, except where they get state funding. Schools would get funding cuts. Health care, police, marine board, forestry, wildlife, parks, state universities, all of it. Snipped. Revenue would remain the same, so the state would be getting more money than it could legally spend. Well, it could override the measure by passing it through the houses of the legislature (2/3rds) and then through a general election (17th month of the 24 month biennium). Excess funds would either remain with the state (if ever revenue is less than spending cap, like during a recession) or be returned to the taxpayer in the form of a bribe. And by bribe I mean bribe. And yes, you're adamncommie. And you love it. -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, November 1 2006 23:29
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quote:You would be horrified by how I handle children. Minor dents, dings, bumps, and bruises seem to just appear when I return them to their parents. Maybe it is that I let the dog babysit while I do other stuff? -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, November 1 2006 23:26
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Stewie - Best not to ask Thuryl about such things. You don't want to know. Children as defined in Vlish's post sound to be high school age (14-18). Not sure if anyone is using different numbers. I'm pleased that you understand the point of the comments, and your initial reaction was just that. Bullying, by nature, is abhorent. But what is also abhorent is the passive reception of bullying. I'd advocate boxing lessons, speed training, weapons training, anything, so that you can defend yourself against an unwarranted attack. Hell, even a warranted attack. That is what you can do to not be a pussified nancy, or whatever term was employed. [i]Eye of the Tiger!!![/i] -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, November 1 2006 23:04
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quote:Specist! -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, November 1 2006 23:03
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They suck at staying on a jungle gym? -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
November Posting Stats Self-Fulfilling Prophecy Poll in General | |
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written Wednesday, November 1 2006 22:59
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quote:The gnomes have expressed both shock and awe at the magnificence of your posting. They encourage further posting of a nature that is found useful for whatever reason. So, spam's good. -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, November 1 2006 22:18
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quote:You know you like to post. Everyone does it. It'll make you feel good. It already got you a red slip. Who knows what tomorrow will bring? -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, November 1 2006 22:13
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quote:It isn't so much that I favor anything that makes children suffer, it's that children need to suffer and survive adversity. Well, most need to survive. Well, at least enough to maintain a breeding population. I am deeply disappointed in myself if it does turn out we are in agreement. I'll suffer you to adopt a new attitude on the subject. ;) -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |