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Global warming is getting tired, as a threat. in General
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Originally written by The Worst Man Ever:

Oh, so it threatens your livelihood in particular and it gets 'tired', eh? It isn't just a river in Egypt, you know. :P
Gentle Alec, you misunderstand. I am aware that humans are changing the factors governing the climate through pollution and other vectors. What bugs me is the term "global warming." Call it climate change. Call it pollution or catastrophic shifts in weather patterns. Or as these people did, call it a massive loss of food tothe planet because humans are idiots.

The latest news I've heard is that the pollack fleet can no longer find them in the Bering Sea in profitable numbers. The Russian Fleet however has no problems getting them, as the cold water they prefer is now only in the area north of Siberia. Salmon have started impregnating streams in northern Alaska where they have never before been seen. Gulf of Alaska fishermen are catching warm water species, mostly those that wander up from the Mexican coast.

We've got huge problems, an incredibly expensive solution and a national news story. And by incredibly expensive I mean $9 trillion dollars. Rupert can tell you more.

[ Thursday, November 02, 2006 23:23: Message edited by: Spammin' Salmon ]

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Global warming is getting tired, as a threat. in General
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So Science magazine came out with a new report. See it below, as reported by the AP. I've got some pretty big problems if this is born out over the next 40 years. Actually, we all have some huge problems if we can't get protein from the ocean anymore. If pollution will be the issue, then it is also likely that land based protein production will be afflicted as well. Could this be the end of the world as we know it?

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Report: Seafood faces collapse by 2048

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Clambakes, crabcakes, swordfish steaks and even humble fish sticks could be little more than a fond memory in a few decades.
If current trends of overfishing and pollution continue, the populations of just about all seafood face collapse by 2048, a team of ecologists and economists warns in a report in Friday's issue of the journal Science.
"Whether we looked at tide pools or studies over the entire world's ocean, we saw the same picture emerging. In losing species we lose the productivity and stability of entire ecosystems," said the lead author Boris Worm of Dalhousie University in Halifax, Nova Scotia.
"I was shocked and disturbed by how consistent these trends are -- beyond anything we suspected," Worm said.
While the study focused on the oceans, concerns have been expressed by ecologists about threats to fish in the Great Lakes and other lakes, rivers and freshwaters, too.
Worm and an international team spent four years analyzing 32 controlled experiments, other studies from 48 marine protected areas and global catch data from the U.N. Food and Agriculture Organization's database of all fish and invertebrates worldwide from 1950 to 2003.
The scientists also looked at a 1,000-year time series for 12 coastal regions, drawing on data from archives, fishery records, sediment cores and archaeological data.
"At this point 29 percent of fish and seafood species have collapsed -- that is, their catch has declined by 90 percent. It is a very clear trend, and it is accelerating," Worm said. "If the long-term trend continues, all fish and seafood species are projected to collapse within my lifetime -- by 2048."
"It looks grim and the projection of the trend into the future looks even grimmer," he said. "But it's not too late to turn this around. It can be done, but it must be done soon. We need a shift from single species management to ecosystem management. It just requires a big chunk of political will to do it."
The researchers called for new marine reserves, better management to prevent overfishing and tighter controls on pollution.
In the 48 areas worldwide that have been protected to improve marine biodiversity, they found, "diversity of species recovered dramatically, and with it the ecosystem's productivity and stability."
While seafood forms a crucial concern in their study, the researchers were analyzing overall biodiversity of the oceans. The more species in the oceans, the better each can handle exploitation.
"Even bugs and weeds make clear, measurable contributions to ecosystems," said co-author J. Emmett Duffy of the Virginia Institute of Marine Sciences.
The National Fisheries Institute, a trade association for the seafood industry, does not share the researchers alarm.
"Fish stocks naturally fluctuate in population," the institute said in a statement. "By developing new technologies that capture target species more efficiently and result in less impact on other species or the environment, we are helping to ensure our industry does not adversely affect surrounding ecosystems or damage native species.
Seafood has become a growing part of Americans' diet in recent years. Consumption totaled 16.6 pounds per person in 2004, the most recent data available, according to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration. That compares with 15.2 pounds in 2000.
Joshua Reichert, head of the private Pew Charitable Trusts' environment program, pointed out that worldwide fishing provides $80 billion in revenue and 200 million people depend on it for their livelihoods. For more than 1 billion people, many of whom are poor, fish is their main source of protein, he said.
The research was funded by the National Science Foundation's National Center for Ecological Synthesis and Analysis.



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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Humans Only in General
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Originally written by Ephesos:

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Originally written by Burning Shiv:

You can do a good deed for someone at your own expense and never get any recognition for it, but you do it because you feel good about doing it. If you genuinely just became miserable, you wouldn't do it. I don't think it devalues kindness or generosity in any way. It just explains the psychology (or maybe philosophy) of being nice to people.
I have a hard time thinking about that without having it devalue my estimation of kindness... not sure why. I just like thinking that it's something beyond psychology... even though I see the logic to the explanation.

Meh. In my mind, humanity is beyond definitions... which makes arguing that point incredibly difficult.

(And continuing the degeneration of this thread into yet another quiz topic - thanks Salmon - I scored as Guardian and Pacifist... those questions were horribly written)

No problem. It had been a while since the quiz meme. I was just lucky that I was on alert and found the appropriate quiz before this topic turned into another shouting match. But, as a guardian-pacifist I'm sure you understand my motivations. ;)

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
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Originally written by The Stew Boy:

Well, at my school currently there aren't any bullies (at least not in my year.) Thank goodness.
But even if there were, I don't think I'd be able to defend myself. I have this thing with pain. Perhaps this is just me being ridiculous, but I seem to get hurt easier than other people. Which is why I don't like fighting.

While I'm not a counselor, I play one on TV. Your issues with pain may not be with pain so much as with all the emotions that go along with pain. Fear and embarassment are two huge emotions, and being bullied can really start them going. I would recommend actually verifying this theory. Very few people are ultrasensative to injury, and if you are one of them then you will need to take precaution.
But there are still ways and methods for dealing with a bully that never even come close to fights. First I would recommend talking with every other kid that is getting bullied. Form a pact that if any one of you is getting intimidated that all of the rest will show up as a pack and basically force the bully to back down.
If that works, be aware that a devoted bully will try to figure out ways to git you when you are alone. Count on it. Use it. Contact an adult that you trust and has the physical ability to mess that kid up. Like scary messed up. Do you know any bikers? They work well. Anyhow, tell this adult that you are going to be walking home alone, tell them the route, and ask them to watch you and to beat the **** out of the bully if they start it with you. Make sure that they are rescueing you from an attact. Then, get the courts involved, press assault charges. Put it in the newspapers. Embarass this bully like s/he embarassed you. Have your biker friend whisper into the bullies ear "If you ever **** with any kid again I'll take you and cut you and use you for shark bait."

That should pretty much take care of the bullying, the self-esteem problems (because you will be pretty damn popular in school), and if you are really lucky your friend will offer to take you shark fishing one day.

ps. I'm really not on TV. Didn't want you to think you were talking to a celebrity or anything. :P

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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I love you, you love me, but no purple dinosaur for you. Jackassery rocks!

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Beta in Blades of Avernum Editor
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In talking with several designers last night, and in light of the recent call for a utility beta, I want to remind all designers that they should be issuing beta calls by the 10th for any scenario they hope to have ready for the contest.

That is all.

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You are now an open book. And it seems your judgements are fairly accurate.

Guardian 75%
Pacifist 60%
Citizen 50%
Loner 40%
Altruist 40%
Hedonist 40%
Conqueror 35%
Destroyer 30%
Narcissist 25%
Miscreant 20%


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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Humans - Naturally good at reducing all things into quizzes. Your question on good v evil can be explained thorough this quiz.

You can post results below, but be prepared. This quiz is of 100 questions. I am a guardian.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
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Originally written by Lt. Sullust:

I'd like to disagree with the majority and say we are all evil bastards by nature. We inherently act in our own self-interest, disregarding others. What 'good' we do, we do because it benefits us in some way.
How on earth are you disagreeing with me, you evil bastard?

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Needed: Windows Testers in Blades of Avernum Editor
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Aside from boneheadedness, no problems so far. But the boneheadedness did set me back. I'll play more now.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
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Originally written by Zeviz:

if a boy hurts himself falling from a playground ladder, he'll know to better judge the risks next time.
Not to mention the 20 kids that witness it and are able to process the scene in a manner which teaches them a valuable lesson. Still better if the kid that fell turns around and climbs back up on that ladder but does it right the second time and succeeds.

Edit - Is it a good one? I was unfamiliar with the reference so I looked it up. Does it belong on the list of future purchases at Powell's?

[ Thursday, November 02, 2006 16:22: Message edited by: Spammin' Salmon ]

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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It was starting to bug me. I knew I had seen the dreadlocked kilt wearing guy somewhere.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Generally it sucks, but there are individual highs and lows.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Episode 3: A New Game in General
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Originally written by Archmage Alex:

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Oh no you dinint! :)

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Originally written by Delicious Vlish:

Been thinking.

Strength of character means having the rats chew off your face rather than chewing off Julia's.

One or two of you might get this. The rest of you need to spend more time reading. :P

It's starting to piss me off when you get to thinking. :D

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Click here for Scorpius' corn-dog in General
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Originally written by chasm of Sar:

How were the pictures added? I tried using instant UBB code Code button and pasting code in but that didn' work.

On a related note:

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Originally written by Spammin' Salmon:

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Originally written by Demoniac Dikiyoba:
And Ephesos was responding with two comments to two different posts.
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See, this is exactly why I respond to different posts with.. ... different posts.
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Psshh, you do it to get more posts. Don't even try lying about it.

No Comment.

Nice post. I found it informative and likable. If you stick to that meme I think we can all get along nicely from now on.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Episode 3: A New Game in General
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Originally written by Guardian Magma:

I still cannot load the page... :(
Sounds to me like Italy is unilaterally rejecting all spam cessastion agendas. While I like the hardliner stance, I feel it does nothing to further the agenda of spam. Spam should be represented whenever, and whereever, it can. And furthermo

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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One way to skin a cat. in General
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Originally written by Robert Daniel Oliver:

Yes, but is it also a good reason to vote against it?

I'm not clear on it either. What would limiting state spending do? Where would the spending be cut down? Where would the money go instead?

If the answers, respectively, are "privatize public institutions", "education" and "more tax cuts for everyone" (where, in a way scarily reminiscent of Imban, Everyone is Halliburton), then you know how I'd vote. Because I'm a damncommie, see.

For some reason I just can't delete your post, so I need to answer it instead.

Limiting state spending would ... set a spending cap. This would force all state run functions to receive less funding. All county and city functions would not be affected, except where they get state funding. Schools would get funding cuts. Health care, police, marine board, forestry, wildlife, parks, state universities, all of it. Snipped.

Revenue would remain the same, so the state would be getting more money than it could legally spend. Well, it could override the measure by passing it through the houses of the legislature (2/3rds) and then through a general election (17th month of the 24 month biennium). Excess funds would either remain with the state (if ever revenue is less than spending cap, like during a recession) or be returned to the taxpayer in the form of a bribe. And by bribe I mean bribe.

And yes, you're adamncommie. And you love it.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Originally written by Robert Daniel Oliver:

Thank you Alec. That went some way toward restoring my faith in this board.
You would be horrified by how I handle children. Minor dents, dings, bumps, and bruises seem to just appear when I return them to their parents. Maybe it is that I let the dog babysit while I do other stuff?

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Stewie - Best not to ask Thuryl about such things. You don't want to know.

Children as defined in Vlish's post sound to be high school age (14-18). Not sure if anyone is using different numbers. I'm pleased that you understand the point of the comments, and your initial reaction was just that. Bullying, by nature, is abhorent. But what is also abhorent is the passive reception of bullying. I'd advocate boxing lessons, speed training, weapons training, anything, so that you can defend yourself against an unwarranted attack. Hell, even a warranted attack. That is what you can do to not be a pussified nancy, or whatever term was employed.

[i]Eye of the Tiger!!![/i]

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Originally written by Thuryl:

Nah, we're not in agreement after all. I don't want any of 'em to survive.
Specist!

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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They suck at staying on a jungle gym?

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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November Posting Stats Self-Fulfilling Prophecy Poll in General
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Originally written by Andraste:

123 posts. I'm shocked at my ability to say a lot but not really contribute anything. Much like this post. Actually, it 124 posts now.
The gnomes have expressed both shock and awe at the magnificence of your posting. They encourage further posting of a nature that is found useful for whatever reason. So, spam's good.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Episode 3: A New Game in General
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Originally written by Andraste:

Call for cease posting!

There. It is done.

You know you like to post. Everyone does it. It'll make you feel good. It already got you a red slip. Who knows what tomorrow will bring?

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Originally written by Thuryl:

Well, you all know that I'm in favour of anything that causes children to suffer, but I'm surprised that other people agree with me for once.
It isn't so much that I favor anything that makes children suffer, it's that children need to suffer and survive adversity. Well, most need to survive. Well, at least enough to maintain a breeding population. I am deeply disappointed in myself if it does turn out we are in agreement. I'll suffer you to adopt a new attitude on the subject. ;)

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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