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Some Games Have Too Many Sequels in General
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Profile #45
quote:
Originally written by Slartucker:

Here, have some crack.

quote:
Originally written by Alorael:

You can get your own crack, just not here.

Thanks! Time for a little Spiderwhuh? gaming.

IMAGE(http://stuff.ermarian.net/salmon/FF6.gif)

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Ghandi? You must be joking! in General
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Since Thuryl mentioned it, sort of, I decided it is time again for the semi-regular unveiling of the Spiderweb moral/political compass.

Take the test, then report back on your leanings.

I'm a -2.88 on the economic scale, and -2.82 on the political scale. Whatever that means.

:D

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Some Games Have Too Many Sequels in General
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Profile #41
After some research, and a turning of the compost heap that is my brain, I see that FF6 is the only one I played. I quite enjoyed it, although I no longer have any console systems. Are there opportunities for playing it in, say, a PC environment?

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
One way to skin a cat. in General
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Profile #3
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Originally written by The Worst Man Ever:

I discussed a similar measure previously: the initiative, called TASC, shipped in petitioners from out of state and paid them by the signature. It was struck down by the Nevada Supreme Court before it got a chance to go to a vote, owing to its flagrant unconstitutionality (they also attempted to lump in a horrific measure that would have made non-participation a 'nay' vote).

This is basically one of the most evil measures ever proposed.

I'm all in favor of out of state interests paying local residents to gather signatures. It's good for the economy and removes some money from the mentally feeble. But to bring them in from out of state? That just frosts my shorts. I'm not saying I'd hurt 'em, but I'd definitely make 'em feel some pain.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The Abominable Halloween PhotoThread in General
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Profile #13
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Originally written by Student of Trinity:

A few years ago it was accepted as clever that I made a Halloween costume just by drawing a little zig-zag on my forehead with a marker. But that was before the movies.
Presumably they were also impressed by the size of your skin-tone costume.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
That Literary Dog... in General
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Profile #13
I could claim prolapse of the memory, but I was thinking of Clifford. And yes, my parents and grandparents did read Dickens, Twain, and other classics aloud to us children. It was (of the day) considered good practice both for the reader and the listener.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Needed: Windows Testers in Blades of Avernum Editor
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Send it to me as well. Spidweb at earthlink dot net. I've got a powerful need for a dialogue editor and run Windows 2000. Thanks.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
That Literary Dog... in General
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Profile #5
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Originally written by nannanannannnanaa:

Hello? Foreign here. I've never heard of it, but sounds useful. :P
Typical cartoon fare. It's what people do when they can't be bothered to read to their children. Or can't read, which is a very likely possibility in the United States.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
G4 Preview in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
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Profile #13
Looks interesting. I'll give it a whirl in 2007.

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Notice: ermarian.net down for maintainance NOW in General
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Profile #55
And by difficult, I mean a waste of time.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Notice: ermarian.net down for maintainance NOW in General
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Profile #54
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Originally written by Tyranicus.:

Hey Aran, the 2 oldest threads in general in PPP are broken.
Many are broken. Few poll threads actually display posts 1-24. Argh!!!!! Deja vu!!!!!

Maybe someone will come along and devote days to fixing this problem. I doubt Aranbot could persuade Piperbot to work on it. It sounds difficult.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
That Literary Dog... in General
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Profile #1
For the love of God, that is wrong with you? Can't you understand that we have to stop the spamming? All the useless topics and pointless remarks must end now. Why, you ask? Just because.

;)

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
One way to skin a cat. in General
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Ballot Measure 48

This measure would amend the constitution. It would limit state spending to biennial increases that could no more than match population growth plus inflation. It uses CPI for inflation.

Oregon statute currently limits spending to 8% of projected personal income. This amendment can be overruled by 2-3rds majority of each house plus a majority of general election voters.

Aside - Most commonly compared to the Colorado TABOR bill, which was instituted in the 90's and recently suspended by popular vote. Differs in that TABOR limits government income through taxation, and uses the same measuring stick.

Don McIntire is the author of this bill, as he was the author of Measure 5. Measure 5 was a bill which capped property tax increases to 3% per year. The end result was that schools failed, and the counties had to relinquish control to the state. Now all schools are funded by state government, whereas before they were locally funded. It has been posited that McIntire is seeking to abolish public education completely, as Measure 48 will sharply limit investment in the school system. At a recent debate, when asked, he said that he thought privatizing all education "wasn't such a bad idea."

Arguments in Favor numbered 11
Arguments in Opposition numbered 46

This ballot measure is also known as "The Rainy Day Amendment" despite the lack of any provision for putting aside money for that rainy day. The full text can be found here. The supporters and detractors both have websites outlining their respective arguments.

Civil discussion is encouraged and expected. As I've noted elsewhere, even though this is an Oregon question, a similar measure will be showing up on your ballot someday. There are no more local agendas. :)

Poll Information
This poll contains 1 question(s). 7 user(s) have voted.
You may not view the results of this poll without voting.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The SpiderWebWorld in General
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Profile #35
I'll take the whole Pacific Ocean. Nay, the entire ocean system. I need fish! More fish!

:D

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The SpiderWebWorld in General
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Profile #21
quote:
Originally written by *i:

quote:
Originally written by Tyranicus.:

I challenge you to come up with a country with a decent allegorical equivalence to me.
Andorra, small and unimportant. :P

You think he rates a country? I really figured I was being generous with Hoboken. Not too terrible to look at, gave us Sinatra, and is the butt of many jokes.

But, where again is Andorra?

:P

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The SpiderWebWorld in General
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Profile #15
quote:
Originally written by Tyranicus.:

I challenge you to come up with a country with a decent allegorical equivalence to me.
Hoboken.

:P

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The SpiderWebWorld in General
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Profile #5
quote:
Originally written by Nioca:

What would I be?
Nosy.

:P

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
November Posting Stats Self-Fulfilling Prophecy Poll in General
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Profile #96
quote:
Originally written by The Worst Man Ever:

Do you people have a union or something? I've never seen so many ironically-impaired gimmicks in my life.
Dues are $25 a quarter, more if you employ a gimmick, less if it sucks. Please contact Strout for more information.

:P

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Do You 'Frequent' These Boards? in General
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Profile #29
I can't remember the last time I visited, why I visited, or who I am. You people seem nice though.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The Bad Get Polling! in Blades of Avernum
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Profile #134
What interests me is that everyone is so careful to only release good scenarios. BoE has quite a few pieces of crap, and the author not only learned from the mechanical aspect of the process, but by the critical reviews of the the work.

So, by all means work on those scenarios, and finish them. Once released, they can only make you a better designer. Or kill you. Either's possible.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Wealth. in General
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Profile #89
quote:
Originally written by Emperor Tullegolar:

My father has many such people working for him.
So do many people. In fact, I think you'll figure out that it isn't only the highest paid individual that has to have the most precise education.
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Finally, if you really are smarter and more charismatic than me, then so be it. I have no qualm about submitting to someone who has proven themselves to me. So far though... your not doing a very good job.

Actually, that was a pick-up line. It seems not to have worked, although it may in its new context.
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Again:
So far though... your not doing a very good job.
Please, take a course in grammar. Too, to, two. Your, you're. It's simple and shows that you care about your thoughts and wish other people to understand them. Or you could be going for the complete uneducated look. Either's good.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Episode 3: A New Game in General
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Profile #216
quote:
Originally written by Jewels:

I got a little lost when it jumped to Ephesos. I thought to myself, "What am I doing at RW? I never go to RW. I don't remember going with to RW," and I looked back to find I didn't.

There'd be no trouble if you add 'Back in General...' to the beginning of the sentence.

At least you're still involved. I've almost become discontented. ;)

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Wealth. in General
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Profile #84
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Originally written by Emperor Tullegolar:

No. But thanks for asking instead of assuming what I meant like people usually do. I asked how we were supposed to reward scientists for ideas that may or may not be useful for years after their deaths. This is not something that the economy can compensate for on it's own, with or without government regulation.
If your new government had the extra room, a Patent Office would be helpful in organizing something like this.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Wealth. in General
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Profile #83
quote:
Originally written by The Worst Man Ever:

No, you idiot, that isn't it at all.
Blah blah blah. And you are an idiot.

I had missed you Alec. I hope your visits become more frequent.

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Xeon, The Beginning in General
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Profile #20
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Originally written by Emperor Tullegolar:

quote:
Originally written by XxX:

These 2 sacred people were called {end of post}
Am I the only one burning with curiosity over this cliff hanger?

I like your sense of

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00

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