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Displayed name	Jumpin Salmon
Member number	5755
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MCMLIX or BUST! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, October 26 2006 12:07 Profile #17 quote: Originally written by Dikiyoba: Oh great. You've just ruined something for me. Before, the idea of a spam race was funny, like a horse race with the top finishers being announced on the 17th. Now it's more like an arms race, and people will spend all their time and effort stockpiling spam instead of creating useful discussions. I've now decided to see how much time can pass between my posts (of quality), divide that by the total number of posts, factoring in ambient temperature and pervailing wind direction, mix with two cups of whole wheat flour and one teaspoon of baking powder, form into rectangular loaves and place gently in the garbage. Wow. Would ya look at that. Sanity is totally gone for minutes at a time now. ;p -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Hang 'em high! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, October 26 2006 09:53 Profile #9 quote: Originally written by Guardian Magma: I don't know how, but I voted twice. Really; there was nine votes before me and after they were eleven. Oh well. Thanks Internal Service Error! Terminator is NOT cool, anyway. Wait for the knock at the door. The proper authorities have been contacted and will be meeting with you shortly. That is all. :cool: -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
November Posting Stats Self-Fulfilling Prophecy Poll in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Thursday, October 26 2006 07:19 Profile #29 quote: Originally written by Robert Daniel Oliver: Dikiyoba, what a devious plot to stop him from caring about his postcount and end the spam spree... ^_^ You certainly don't think I orchestrated this whole thing, do you? And since the original stats thread is gone, I think that we can definitively say it was ... -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Fresh meat for the Cultists, or, goodbye sunshine in Richard White Games
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, October 25 2006 22:47 Profile #3 quote: Originally written by Senile Delinquent: Chessboard of bestow great honor! —Alorael, who notes that there is currently unanimity of opinion. It's not clear what it means, but the implants are working properly. Or all malfunctioning properly. How odd. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Voting Booth in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, October 25 2006 22:18 Profile #0 Seriously. All these discussion topics got me to thinking. So, here. :) Oregon Measure 39 - - View Oregon Measure 40 - - View Oregon Measure 41 - - View Oregon Measure 42 - - View Oregon Measure 43 - - View California Measure 83 - - View Missouri Amendment 2 - - View [ Thursday, October 26, 2006 22:15: Message edited by: Spookee Salmon ] -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
November Posting Stats Self-Fulfilling Prophecy Poll in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, October 25 2006 21:43 Profile #25 quote: Originally written by Robert Daniel Oliver: One thing: 1) Those were two. 2) I can? Cooool... I have to try that. Edit: Can't, unless it requires a secret magical formula that Stareye has to teach me first. Well. That is certainly disappointing. Now I need to dream up a different scapegoat for all my errors of fact and fiction. In other news, I'm glad to see that you have as firm a grasp on numbers as I do. ;) Edit: Ooohhhhh. Now I get it. You are using the doubleshot mind vulcan death grip ninja master yoda trick on me. So you actually can do ultra secret edits, but you don't want me to know you can do that. Very tricky you are. :cool: [ Wednesday, October 25, 2006 21:45: Message edited by: Spookee Salmon ] -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Hang 'em high! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, October 25 2006 19:26 Profile #1 Awww. Of course we should beef up protection of society against violent sexual offenders. I especially think that none of them should live within half a mile from parks. If all I gotta do is create a park whereever I live, heck. That would be a fun way to tease them. So, NO! What an asinine bit of trash that one is. :D -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
MCMLIX or BUST! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, October 25 2006 18:31 Profile #3 Should I clarify things? That is my goal for the month. :eek: :eek: [ Wednesday, October 25, 2006 18:35: Message edited by: Spookee Salmon ] -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Another one in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, October 25 2006 18:27 Profile #10 Are these dumps something only possible with apples? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Let's go Cardinals!!! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, October 25 2006 18:25 Profile #7 quote: Originally written by Drakefyre: Go Tigers! Kenny Rogers <3! He'd still push you over like a rag doll if you got in his way during practice. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Spiders of all ages... in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, October 25 2006 18:23 Profile #66 quote: Originally written by Synergy: If it weren't for Jeff beguiling me like a wickedly sly drug pusher with the offer to beta-test G4 recently, I might have gone off the brink into respectable and responsible behavior entirely. -S- Nancy Reagan came up with a darn memorable slogan. Not as marketable as Nike's, but still catchy. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
MCMLIX or BUST! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, October 25 2006 18:20 Profile #0 ;) -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Spiders of all ages... in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, October 25 2006 17:38 Profile #62 quote: Originally written by Synergy: I am wondering if there is anyone besides Jeffy, Salmon, and myself active on this board who is thirty-something. You know—us ancient, cranky, over the hill, never quite grew up sort of people. I also wonder if there is someone even older lurking around. -S- I may be ancient and cranky, but, but, who are you again? I think there are older, reputedly Fenwik is wicked old and ef is gracefully aged. And I would hardly consider Jeffy to be active on these boards. For that matter, you seem to have grown some sort of life yourself. What gives? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Episode 3: A New Game in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, October 25 2006 17:34 Profile #124 Like ununtrium (113), Nioca is a newbie. Described as expected to be a soft, silvery highly reactive metal, I see no issues with awarding Nioca with this designation. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Spiders of all ages... in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, October 25 2006 17:14 Profile #60 quote: Originally written by Lazarus.: If anybody else ruins the age defense for me I think I'll just kick myself in the crotch and get it over with. (I'm looking at you Niemand) :P You ought to remove this before someone with fewer praticing morals sees it, comprehends the opportunity, and seizes it and squeezes. :P -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Episode 3: A New Game in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, October 25 2006 17:06 Profile #122 quote: Originally written by Nioca: Is it bad that I'm waiting for the next part Yes. quote: Originally written by Nioca: more anxiously then GF4? It will be out when it comes. Or a few days sooner. quote: Originally written by Nioca: Of course, I have far better chances of being in the next part of Diki's story the I do in GF4. Why would you want to be in Ms Dikiyoba's tale? I assume you were kidding about wanting to be in G4. ( :P ) -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The FRAPGVRUKCP: now with twice the posting action! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, October 25 2006 17:01 Profile #40 quote: Originally written by Dikiyoba: Originally by Jumpin' Salmon: quote: My garden this year produced corn stalks that were, on average, 8 feet high. Are they as fun to duel with as sunflower stalks? Dikiyoba used to duel with those. Funner! Except when I tried to use one as a stabby thing I got daggers in return. I must learn to pick on the dog instead. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
November Posting Stats Self-Fulfilling Prophecy Poll in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, October 25 2006 16:01 Profile #21 quote: Originally written by Ephesos: But the strange thing is, nobody new seems to have joined yet. According to my arcane calculations, 12 new members have joined since the last Holy Statistics were published (and then burned in a puff of white smoke). All praise the 12 new enlistees, for they art great and wise. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Harmonious Dischord in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, October 25 2006 15:56 Profile #30 Opened up Winamp and it randomly picked the DiVinyls. And guesses as to which song? :rolleyes: -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
November Posting Stats Self-Fulfilling Prophecy Poll in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, October 25 2006 15:52 Profile #20 quote: Originally written by Robert Daniel Oliver: quote: Originally written by Nioca: 151-175. Likewise. There is a boost, but I don't think it will stay at this level for the entire month. Salmon, I'm offended. :( When did I ever stealth-edit your posts? Three things. 1) How would I know? You can opt not to show that it was edited. 2) I said "if Aran were to," not "that Aran bloody well better not secretly edit my posts again." Satisfied? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The FRAPGVRUKCP: now with twice the posting action! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, October 25 2006 14:46 Profile #37 quote: Originally written by Andraste: You really ground up salmon for planting? I would have used a less tasty fish, but whatever works for you, I guess. Maybe tuna or something. Too bad we killed off most of the Indians. Just the carcasses. The filets of 30 odd fish made into the freezer, although they seem to have magically disappeared. I think we have a few tuna carcasses, but usually they got processed at sea to minimize the amount of ice needed to store them. Packing 600 quarts of ice on each trip was tiresome, 300 was much easier on the wallet. -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Spiders of all ages... in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, October 25 2006 14:42 Profile #56 quote: Originally written by Pope John XX: quote: Originally written by Garrison: Anyway, I'm 16. Wow. I would have placed you somewhere in the college range. Your posts have usually struck me as showing persistence and intelligence, two qualities which are not common among teens. quote: Originally written by Garrison: Sal u totally set urself up for that BURN! Notice that in the above, I said usually. Now, see I took that as being so out of character for Garrison as to be sarcastic. Along the lines of making fun of the I know you are, but what am I? line from kindergarten. But I've been wrong on multiple occasions, so what do I know? -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The Bad Get Polling! in Blades of Avernum
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, October 25 2006 13:04 Profile #110 This should also leave Smoo plotting ways to make a more effective villain. Only 1 out of 4, with 3 scenarios.... -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Spiders of all ages... in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, October 25 2006 12:40 Profile #54 quote: Originally written by Garrison: Sal u totally set urself up for that BURN! :D -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
The FRAPGVRUKCP: now with twice the posting action! in General
Jumpin Salmon ? Man, ? Amazing Member # 5755	written Wednesday, October 25 2006 12:19 Profile #35 quote: Originally written by Ephesos: Yay for arcane references! quote: Originally written by Spookee Salmon: You, Sir, are on notice. A duel at dawn, with corn stalks as our weapons. On Guard! Every time I try to picture this, it just reverts to "pistols at dawn". And then it quickly switches to "sniper rifles at dusk", once reality sets back in. As Piers Anthony would complain, things can actually be mundane at times. My garden this year produced corn stalks that were, on average, 8 feet high. I had ground up and buried many salmon carcasses in the corn patch as an experiment. (Indians do know how to grow corn) We used seed harvested from last year, and grew two twenty foot rows. It is still drying, so I have no idea how much popcorn we will get, but I remember last year we got only half a pint of corn. This year looks like several quarts. So, the point. I have long corn stalks. Always pick a weapon in which you have the advantage. While my sniper rifle is close at hand, Alo has more experience. So corn stalks. Also, Alo and I both realize that stopping the spammage is Quixotic, at best. ;) -------------------- quote: Originally written by Kelandon: Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing. Posts: 4114 \| Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00

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