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Inspired by a recent link to an old thread, I bring you all "The SWW". Just because it had to be done.

I nominate the following members as the following countries:

Alorael as Russia: because his massive post count could only be compared to Russia's massive size.

TM as Cuba: do we really need an explanation for this?.

ET as Luxembourg: He is obscure, and with his screwed up views I don't doubt he'll be all for male-preference primogeniture. :P

Myself as DR: Oh come on, you saw it coming.

Imban as China: for he compromises a majority of the world's population.

And TM nominates Drakey as Austria: "because he's a goddamned plutocrat".

Edit: fixed minor error, which Magma had to go and quote.

[ Tuesday, October 31, 2006 11:15: Message edited by: Kitana ]
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Can I be Italy? :)

quote:
Originally written by Kitana:


And TM nominates Drakey as Austria: "because he's a goddamned plutocrat".

:D

[ Tuesday, October 31, 2006 12:28: Message edited by: Guardian Magma ]

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I think Infernal should be Israel, for obvious reasons...

*i as Oceana...

Jeff should be the Vatican City!

EDIT: I changed my mind.

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[ Tuesday, October 31, 2006 11:19: Message edited by: [I] Grimmsby [/I] ]

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Aran is Japan, because he's efficient, terrifying, and matters less than people like to think.

TM is Cuba? You've got the wrong communist country, dear.

http://www.geocities.com/worstlogever/lil_nkorea.gif

[ Tuesday, October 31, 2006 11:25: Message edited by: The Worst Man Ever ]
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What would I be?

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quote:
Originally written by Nioca:

What would I be?
Nosy.

:P

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Ash Lael = Australia

[ Tuesday, October 31, 2006 12:01: Message edited by: BainIhrno ]

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I'd prefer to think of myself as Canada. Large, kind of nice, and not really terribly significant. Sorry, Canadians! TM can be Russia for his socioeconomic predilections and ego size. Besides, my post count is rising. Russia is shrinking.

I guess I can see Alec as Venezuela, but I don't know if it would have been my first thought.

Archmage Alex would make an excellent France for his cultured contributions to the arts.

*i is the cabal that really controls all governments.

Thuryl is England. Really.

Tully might be better described as historical Poland: woefully backwards and the world's victim of choice for the moment.

—Alorael, who humbly suggests that many newbies (you know who they are, although they don't) are the banana republics of the moment. They're notably unstable and apparently often toppled by internal forces.
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quote:
Originally written by --Squad:

Tully might be better described as historical Poland
Ouch. Somehow that simple statement manages to be more insulting than the various crude insults being thrown at me elsewhere.

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And it sums up perfectly how damn proud you are of being that damn backwards.
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By Alo:
quote:
Large, kind of nice, and not really terribly significant.
When the invasion happens, you will be the first against the wall.

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I think Aran's native Germany is a better fit since he has all the country's characteristics including periodic fits of world domination.

I think TM is a better match for Venuzela since he has a resource that people want (new BoE scenarios) and constantly insults the world.
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quote:
Originally written by The Worst Man Ever:

And it sums up perfectly how damn proud you are of being that damn backwards.
In Tullegolite Poland, backwards is damn proud of being that damn you!

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Lego as Poland... everybody has to trample him on the way to proving their point. I like it. :P

Hm. I can't figure out one for me.

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I challenge you to come up with a country with a decent allegorical equivalence to me.

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quote:
Originally written by Tyranicus.:

I challenge you to come up with a country with a decent allegorical equivalence to me.
Hoboken.

:P

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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I believe I said country, not a city in New Jersey. :P

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Oh! Oh! If we're being cities in New Jersey, I claim Princeton. Perhaps I can share it with Marlenny, for sinister reasons of our own.

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quote:
Originally written by Tyranicus.:

I challenge you to come up with a country with a decent allegorical equivalence to me.
Andorra, small and unimportant. :P

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Hmm. I'm Switzerland.
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**Twists tentacle in to a question mark**

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quote:
Originally written by *i:

quote:
Originally written by Tyranicus.:

I challenge you to come up with a country with a decent allegorical equivalence to me.
Andorra, small and unimportant. :P

You think he rates a country? I really figured I was being generous with Hoboken. Not too terrible to look at, gave us Sinatra, and is the butt of many jokes.

But, where again is Andorra?

:P

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Andorra's somewhere between France and Spain, right?

... (checks wikipedia)

Yup. And it has no income taxes.

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Tyranicus is Kinakuta. His civilized veneer hides an interior of savage wilderness, and he's the closest thing we have to a data haven.

Okay, it's not really better than Hoboken, but at least it's a country. Almost.

—Alorael, who sees DV as the Vatican. Small and not terribly imposing except for his many, many followers. Links between Catholicism and tentacles are purely in the mind of the reader.
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I need a country. Can I be Greenland?

Also, can someone make a world map with each member labeling his/her country on their website, like we did with the Periodic Table? I also wonder who will be the United States.

[ Tuesday, October 31, 2006 18:38: Message edited by: BainIhrno ]

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