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Harry Potter in General
Kelandon
Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
 written Thursday, July 14 2005 15:31 Profile Homepage #149
Okay, I realize this is over, but I didn't get to it until just now. Does anyone else think it's funny that Overwhelming could only defend himself by trying to claim that people hadn't read his post thoroughly?

Let this be a lesson to all: restate, rephrase, and reword your argument in order to clarify it and differentiate it from others' misrepresentations or misinterpretations, if that is in fact the problem.

Oh, and if God's hold on these kids is so tenuous that it can be broken by reading a few books of fantasy, then perhaps these kids didn't really believe in the first place.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
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An odd discovery... in Geneforge Series
Kelandon
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Member # 4045
 written Thursday, July 14 2005 13:35 Profile Homepage #12
Funny, I was just playing Ferazel's Wand for the first time in several years. And apparently the sequel (sort of) will come out not that long from now.

Shapers are totally habnabits. It all makes sense now.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
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Human nature in General
Kelandon
Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
 written Thursday, July 14 2005 13:31 Profile Homepage #46
quote:
Originally written by Ephesos:

If only it could work when 300 million people need to be counted (recount, anyone?).
It could work, using electronic ballot with printout. Of course, the national government doesn't want to give local governments the money to buy such machines, and local governments don't have the money to buy them, so we're kind of at a standstill on that one.

Sometimes I think more direct democracy would be a good thing, and then I look at public opinion poll results, and I change my mind.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever
Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Just say no in Richard White Games
Kelandon
Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
 written Thursday, July 14 2005 12:01 Profile Homepage #47
Verelor, stop it.

Someone else did the Linux port? Jeff let his precious code be seen and even tampered with by someone else? Wow.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever
Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
The Election in General
Kelandon
Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
 written Thursday, July 14 2005 11:35 Profile Homepage #29
My shirt should at least be pink, then.

Me! Me! Me! Look at me!

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
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Regrettable But in General
Kelandon
Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
 written Thursday, July 14 2005 11:25 Profile Homepage #2
quote:
Originally written by George A. Custer & The SE Party:

As an unfortunate and intentional result of Kelandon's shameful behavior
You make the rules, you live with them. My actions were not, by any stretch of the imagination, shameful, unless you admit that your rules were shameful to begin with.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever
Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Have you ever... in Blades of Avernum
Kelandon
Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
 written Wednesday, July 13 2005 22:25 Profile Homepage #9
I swear you used to be able to sell cursed items. In the AT, possibly?

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever
Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Election Primary Results/Vote Reassignment in General
Kelandon
Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
 written Wednesday, July 13 2005 16:23 Profile Homepage #114
quote:
Originally written by Archmage Alex:

quote:
Originally written by Droovlewizzs the Edgewise:

quote:
Originally written by Lady Davida:

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Originally written by Unpleasantness for its Own Sake:

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Originally written by Archmage Alex:

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Originally written by Stugri-La:

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Originally written by Drew:

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Originally written by Stugri-La:

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Racist.
White Supremacist. :eek:
Um, caste-ist.
Confederate!
Over-crunchy turnip!
Trotsky-fascist!
Utopian!
Mindless followers!
Killjoy.
FYT.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever
Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
A Question about the Slith and Nephilim in The Avernum Trilogy
Kelandon
Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
 written Wednesday, July 13 2005 16:21 Profile Homepage #30
quote:
Originally written by Thralni:

But what if they don't have tool use?
If they don't use tools, they don't have any technology. If they don't have any technology, I don't think they could have what we'd call a civilization. They could be intelligent and live in the wild, but that's not a civilization.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever
Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Exile III: monsters's poll in The Exile Trilogy
Kelandon
Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
 written Wednesday, July 13 2005 13:59 Profile Homepage #3
But if they're ailin', shouldn't someone call a doctor or something?

Okay, I admit it was a bad joke. But that typo was just asking for it.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever
Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
A Question about the Slith and Nephilim in The Avernum Trilogy
Kelandon
Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
 written Wednesday, July 13 2005 13:10 Profile Homepage #26
quote:
Originally written by Thralni:

Okay. Its really nice that you have a higher vantage point and the like, but, well. You may say so if you do not agree, but I really think (and that's my own view on this)
How much of this do you suppose is superfluous?

But to address your point: yes, creature variety is good. But humanoids can also be interesting. So there.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever
Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Exile III: monsters's poll in The Exile Trilogy
Kelandon
Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
 written Wednesday, July 13 2005 12:43 Profile Homepage #1
My vote should come as no surprise.

Poor ailen beasts. Someone should help them out.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever
Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Have you ever... in Blades of Avernum
Kelandon
Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
 written Wednesday, July 13 2005 11:56 Profile Homepage #1
This feels like a poll, so...

1. Uh, possibly.

2. Definitely yes, in the AT. But not in BoA.

3. All the time, yes.

4. Sometimes.

5. No, not really. The HLPM cures me of such doubts.

6. Heh, that's amusing. No, but I probably will now..

7. Yes, darn it, yes.

8. No, not really.

9. Nope.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever
Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Human nature in General
Kelandon
Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
 written Wednesday, July 13 2005 11:52 Profile Homepage #24
quote:
Originally written by Frankie Vallium:

reactionary phallus-horper
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gimp boy of inane debates past
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Damned hypocrite.
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Whitey
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I've seen army ants with less of an authority-dependant attitude.
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you can get poor mexicans to water your plants without having to use the whip.
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hump
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plugging
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darkey, boobs and trailer whitey
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Bigger boobs, bigger boobs, bigger boobs
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arsehole


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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever
Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Specific, beginner questions. Av 1. in The Avernum Trilogy
Kelandon
Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
 written Wednesday, July 13 2005 10:15 Profile Homepage #10
Pathfinder does that for sure, but I've noticed that swamps sometimes don't poison my party even without Pathfinder, and I've never known why. I'm willing to believe that it's related to Cave Lore.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever
Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Favorite Beatles Songs in General
Kelandon
Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
 written Wednesday, July 13 2005 07:36 Profile Homepage #45
quote:
Originally written by Stugri-La:

Most every heavier Beatles song was considered quite heavy for its time. Hell, Lennon even proudly pronounced "Ticket To Ride" as the first heavy metal song ever! Listening to it, that seems incomprehensible, but it made sense when you compared the song to most everything else being done at the time.
By '65, the Stones had hit the scene. "Satisfaction" is clearly more metal than "Ticket To Ride," although that's not saying much. Metal didn't really start until '67 or '68, so lots of things would've sounded pretty heavy prior to that.

The Beatles definitely pushed the envelope, though — who could imagine the people who sang "I Want To Hold Your Hand" later singing "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"? It would be like the Backstreet Boys coming out with "Antichrist Superstar."

[ Wednesday, July 13, 2005 07:37: Message edited by: Kelandon ]

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever
Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Favorite Beatles Songs in General
Kelandon
Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
 written Tuesday, July 12 2005 20:01 Profile Homepage #41
I'm trying to come up with something like "Birthday" from the rest of the Beatles' body of work, and I'm seriously failing. Maybe the verses from the title track off Sgt. Pepper (but not the chorus). Maybe "Back in the USSR" — but only the speed, not the vocal quality. Uh... that's about it. If you normally like heavy metal, but you didn't like "Helter Skelter," there may be no hope here.

EDIT: Now I'm listening to those songs, and no, not even those, really.

[ Tuesday, July 12, 2005 20:06: Message edited by: Kelandon ]

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever
Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Favorite Beatles Songs in General
Kelandon
Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
 written Tuesday, July 12 2005 16:31 Profile Homepage #38
This was harder than I expected. My favorite is "Let It Be," followed by (in no particular order): "Helter Skelter," "Yer Blues," "While My Guitar Gently Weeps," and "A Day In The Life."

EDIT: And honorable mention to the solo tracks "Imagine" and "Live And Let Die" (the latter if only because GNR did a hell of a good version of it).

[ Tuesday, July 12, 2005 16:32: Message edited by: Kelandon ]

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever
Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
(Av 3) Upper Avernum Murder Cave in The Avernum Trilogy
Kelandon
Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
 written Tuesday, July 12 2005 13:56 Profile Homepage #4
Remember to play nice.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever
Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Lucien 'Thuryl' McMahon Is Naked in General
Kelandon
Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
 written Tuesday, July 12 2005 12:20 Profile Homepage #102
quote:
Originally written by Mister Maoben:

Is there an admin function for editing post counts?
No.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever
Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
"A Large Rebellion" Questions in Blades of Avernum
Kelandon
Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
 written Tuesday, July 12 2005 12:05 Profile Homepage #1
For anyone who can't tell (I couldn't), the scenario in question is A Large Rebellion.

And virtually no bugs in BoA show up only on a Mac.

But anyway, whew! Alint pops up a host of errors for ALR. The designer really ought to clean up the scripts.

And are you sure it was a "missing line 90" error, and not a "missing semi-colon in line 90" or something of that nature?

EDIT: Assuming you're talking about town 0, the offending line is line 90, where the call this_char_is_in_party is used. That call doesn't take arguments, and it can only be used in a creature script. What he intended was character_in_party, not this_char_is_in_party.

If you want to fix it yourself, open the script t0nout.txt and find line 90, which current reads:
if (this_char_is_in_party(1226)) Replace that with this line:
if (character_in_party(1226)) I think that should fix the problem.

[ Tuesday, July 12, 2005 12:11: Message edited by: Kelandon ]

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever
Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Forum Statistics in General
Kelandon
Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
 written Tuesday, July 12 2005 06:36 Profile Homepage #20
quote:
Originally written by Arancaytar. You Owe it to the Door.:

- 2 are "Blademaster" (this does not include mods)
What? This is weird. Who are these people?

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever
Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Best 2 Handed Weapons in The Exile Trilogy
Kelandon
Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
 written Tuesday, July 12 2005 06:33 Profile Homepage #8
quote:
Originally written by edzgo:

assanation
This mis-spelling makes this word sound much worse than it is. :P

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever
Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Election Primary Results/Vote Reassignment in General
Kelandon
Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
 written Monday, July 11 2005 21:19 Profile Homepage #91
Imban 4444 can always use some of your votes.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever
Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Thurmstorm Ridge in Blades of Exile
Kelandon
Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
 written Monday, July 11 2005 14:52 Profile Homepage #5
Then again, Ash says that "not very inspiring" bit about everything that I tell him about my scenarios, so I wouldn't take that too much to heart.

[ Monday, July 11, 2005 14:52: Message edited by: Kelandon ]

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever
Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00

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