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Soon there will be no need to do this in General
Agent
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Profile #33
You must make libations of hot cinnamon butter in all your rituals to appease his toastliness grand poobah of tuesdays.

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Weaving Spiderwebs in General
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #2
Web of Starcraft. Hmm, doesn't really make too much sense. You could of course have a mod for starcraft where you played the Vahnati...

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Soon there will be no need to do this in General
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #14
You'd be surprised. I could write some pretty controversial nonpornographic stuff if you want.

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Soon there will be no need to do this in General
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #11
Membership will pickup with the release of Geneforge 4. Yes, when can I get banned. Looking forward to it. I would like the moniker officially banned for no reason.

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What have you been reading lately? in General
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #109
Ah, having finished the first volume of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, I find Lord Guan with his excessive honor to be one of the best characters. I also liked Lady Sun in the second volume. I am taking a short breather to read Shriek: An Afterword by Jeff Vandermeer, a novel set in the city of Ambergris. The two main characters are Duncan and Janice Shriek. He also wrote City of Saints and Madmen. The Ambergris novels are truly wonderful in their oddness. They are not violent but full of strange fanciful historical, literary, and religious passages with a mix of odd mushroom creatures. Truly worth reading if you like magical realism, or slightly otherworldly novels.

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Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Shapers keeping secrets in Geneforge Series
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #63
Here are a few thoughts.

1) The shapers have created their own problems by building a secretive society. Secretive societies build paranoia.

2) Because they are paranoid societies, they naturally splinter into different factions, equally as paranoid as the originals.

3) They keep on repeating their same mistakes by copying the previous secretive societies which have been uncovered in their records.

4) This creates continuous new factions and internal warfare. If there were no slaves they would tear their society apart.

Ha...

As far as the problem with the geneforge. It is very easy to approach the power of the geneforged if done right. However, this requires a lot of training and uses powerful magical items, spell books, etc. In other words you have to become enlightened in studying all the spells, super items, etc.

It would be interesting to see a meditative focus that could be learned which would not drive the characters insane.

It would be interesting to see a way to develop a series of quests that could make a character almost as strong as the geneforged, that would not be available to the geneforged.

If you become geneforged, you get insanity with the power of the enlightened. A very nasty combination.

It would be cool if there was a "Book of Awakening", used by a strange sect of awakened that had a series of quests that didn't drive the characters insane and gave some nice bonuses. Very heretical of course.

[ Wednesday, September 13, 2006 17:05: Message edited by: I'll Steal Your Toast ]

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drakon question in Geneforge Series
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #4
Ur Drakons are like geneforged drakons, so it would make sense that you cannot really make them.

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Developer Question for Spiderweb in General
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #1
I'm not spiderweb, but I can take a guess at why the propietary language. The company started in 1994 with its first game. The first game Exile was actually better than a lot of the game programs out there. Open GL was first introduced in 1992. This means it was an easy choice to start programming in his own language, because the Open GL was probably no better than what Jeff could do on his own. From there it became an ingrained habit...

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Because it's been forever since the last one in General
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #11
Name: I'll steal your toast
Age: Fresh Baked
Height: 3"-- one big slice
Hair: I don't have any
Interests: Toasters, butter
Tattoos: I don't have any.
Piercing: I am not pierced but I am lightly browned.
Drinks: Coffee and orange juice go with toast.
Hobbies: Turning off the alarm clock reading the morning newspaper.

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Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Infallible Skeptic? in General
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #19
It becomes philosophical when you realize that your decisions can't possibly be based on complete rationality. One of the underpinning ideas of some new developmental psychology is that it is impossible to develop rational decisionmaking capabilities without strong emotional development. Part of this comes from the study of autism and other developmental problems where emotional stunting stops further higher developmental faculties.

Descartes was wrong about splitting the world into rational/irrational so new models have to be developed based on decision making. Descartes essentially disproves himself in many situations. This is pretty controversial stuff.

A very good book on this is Descartes Error, Emotion, Reason, and the Human Brain. There is other material on the irrationality of perception.

Breaking down things into simple rational/irrational tiny pieces is not always the best way to solve large multi-causal problems.

[ Friday, September 08, 2006 15:35: Message edited by: I'll Steal Your Toast ]

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What have you been reading lately? in General
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #90
I just got The Romance of the Three Kingdoms in four volumes from the library. The first volume looks interesting. I also picked up the latest installment in the Jhereg series by Steven Brust, Dzur. Both should be entertaining reads.

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Brief Geneforge 4 Update in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #55
I would like to see an interesting set of functions added to this game which come from another game called Evil Islands. In the game you can run, walk, sneak, and crawl. This increases the strategy of the game. It would make for interesting graphics and functionality. I know it sounds odd.

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What have you been reading lately? in General
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #84
Am reading typical fantasy again Steven Erikson House of Chains, part of the Malanzan Book of the Fallen. Nice and bloody, good fight scenes, and gritty.

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WoW in General
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #18
This is like a blackhole. I would get sucked in so far I would never come up for air...

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What have you been reading lately? in General
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #78
Reading a spy novel called The Faithful Spy by Alex Berenson about terrorism and spying.

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Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
One Planet Down, Eight To Go in General
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #31
The Greek god of the Underworld no longer has his own hell planet-- Pluto. How ironic.

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Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Story LIne in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #23
No, my goal is to kill absolutely everything on the screens except for the things aligned to my side. Nothing opposing me lives...

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Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Brief Geneforge 4 Update in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #46
An insane idea. Why not have an intelligent spawner. Lets say it can generate various loyal creations that make it very hard to kill. You have to get past it, but it is too tough to kill. It gives you a bunch of seeds to plant to make other intelligent spawners--- you have to go to a very remote and deadly place to plant the seeds... Kind of like a much larger spawner, with eight mouth parts about the size of a small tree. Call it a tree of life...

[ Friday, August 25, 2006 09:00: Message edited by: I'll Steal Your Toast ]

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Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Brief Geneforge 4 Update in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #41
I would like to have more control over how my character looks. It would be neat to have pink hair, greeen skin, glowing red eyes, and bright purple pants. This might make the character more interesting. A shop where you can have your clothes dyed, your weapons colorized, etc. would be very nice.

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What have you been reading lately? in General
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #53
For a nice light fantasy romp with a murderously pleasant female lead try Dawn Cook-- The Decoy Princess and Princess at Sea both in paperback.

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Free MMOGs in General
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #18
Nation States-- run your own nation, design weapons, rp wars, and be a crazy pain in the butt.
http://www.nationstates.net

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Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
Brief Geneforge 4 Update in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #29
The sixth class is a regenerating exploding ornk. It pulls itself together after several rounds then wanders into the next area and blows up again. It is very good at stealth.

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The Beast is Rising in General
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #8
He likes to play with Nero.

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Posts: 1084 | Registered: Thursday, November 7 2002 08:00
What have you been reading lately? in General
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #50
Peter David is funny, but to call Star Trek good is ridiculous. It is a mix of u-boats in space and the Lone Ranger. It got so bad, that there aren't any Star Trek shows on air. Stargate seems to have taken over the role of Star Trek for modern audiences.

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Brief Geneforge 4 Update in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
Agent
Member # 2210
Profile #20
Serviles are better at crafting than humans... at least it appears that way in the game. So tool use bonus probably. They should also be better at sneaking around. Less visible, more dexterity. That is my guess. They seem to make all the really powerful items for the rogue creations.

It would be interesting to have something about this. They seem to be able to make some really cool things. It would be interesting to see why this is possible. When the magic side gets suppressed it causes the technical side to go haywire. It might be interesting to see a mad servile craftsman or two capable of making some really crazy stuff.

I somehow don't think the giant dragons, or the floating eyes could really make the delicate instruments like pylon controls or microscope pieces very well.

[ Tuesday, August 15, 2006 16:59: Message edited by: I'll Steal Your Toast ]

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