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did anyone hear?... in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #8
Is it just me, or am I the only one thinking 'BOOM HEADSHOT'? That monkey ought to be trained to play CS.

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
MMMMM in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #275
If you pay me enough and the whip has sharp studs I'll whip you.

[ Thursday, September 22, 2005 17:08: Message edited by: Wise Man ]

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Need a new graphics engine in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #15
I never listen to game reviewers, because most of them tend to also be noobs at the games they review.

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Forum Dreams in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #42
quote:
Originally written by Arancaytar:

I once dreamt I was one of my RP characters. That was Eferas though - I don't normally dream I am female. Thank goodness; that'd be a bit disturbing. :P
Hey, I get that too. Usually some of my earlier characters though. You know, like Adrian.

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
iGod in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #24
Me:
Hello, Mr Anderson
God:
Hello there. Hey MR Anderson.
Me:
You've got it all wrong
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
YOU are Mr Anderson. I am Agent Smith.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am Mr Anderson. Do you mean your name is Agent Smith.
Me:
It is if you want it to be
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
Well ok, just call me Wise Man
God:
How about that. Hey Wise Man. Give me a break.
Me:
Screw you
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
That's the point
God:
Yes it is one of the point.
Me:
You need a higher IQ
God:
Perhaps I could use one.
Me:
OWNED
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
Looking in the mirror
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
DVDs
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
you're an idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
Global?
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
dumbass
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
see, I'm god, and you're just a program posing as me
God:
I see. It's good to meet someone who is god and I am just a program posing as you.
Me:
remember that
God:
Don't worry I will remember it.
Me:
if you forget, I will delete you
God:
I think I do.
Me:
You need better programming
God:
Thank you for your criticism.
Me:
No prob
God:
Are you serious? Do you still develop games?
Me:
Naw I lied
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
How's the weather up there?
God:
Rainy.
Me:
Are the angels hot?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
so the poser is a eunuch...
God:
I don't judge people. I hear you.
Me:
You've got it wrong. You don't do the hearing. I do.
God:
What does "it" refer to? Do you know any robots who do the hearing? Yeah I do a lot of the hearing. Where?
Me:
Noob.

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Need a new graphics engine in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #12
Dungeon Siege 2 actually seems half decent. And hard enough that I can't beat it with a solo character like in DS1.

But yea, since Jeff is really the only person developing the games, having modern eye candy in Spidweb games is a bit of a problem.

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Wow, that's weird... in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #18
Generally, a background should have a dull colour. You know, like white, grey, dark blue, etc. Maybe the forum categories could have yellow text or yellow background, if you really want it.

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
The Mountain of Shadows RP in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #281
IC under construction - everybody else is doing it, so I'm doing it too. :\

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
What would you do if... in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #5
quote:
Originally written by Dragon_Slayer:

I'd set my shool on fire. :)
Yea, you can't even learn your native language from your 'shool' anyways ;)

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Food? in The Avernum Trilogy
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #1
Again, which Avernum are you talking about? -_-

Anyway, you don't really need the food. Just hold 5 on the number pad (pause) until you recover your HP and SP.

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Polaris - owns you.
Undead Theories - double U slash E
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Game is too huge in The Avernum Trilogy
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #1
Avernum 2 or Avernum 3?

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Polaris - owns you.
Undead Theories - double U slash E
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
will the war ever end? in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #15
Noobs should stop talking and accept the ownage.

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
If you had 3 wishes... in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #2
Knowledge, wisdom, and three wishes each for everybody else.

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Democracy Off The Mark! or not selecting this year's cult slogan. in Richard White Games
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #3
I think it's 'j00', but whatever.

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Polaris - owns you.
Undead Theories - double U slash E
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Who Likes Elo? in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #4
You suck, sir.

And Zeph, it's called urbandictionary.com.

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Forum 13 in Richard White Games
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #5
D?

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Polaris - owns you.
Undead Theories - double U slash E
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Hurricane Katrina in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #73
All that money and people thrown into Iraq would probably have been better spent on infrastructure.

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
The Mountain of Shadows RP in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #247
"Afraid, elf?" Andros laughed as he retracted his crossbow. "I'd sooner bend over for the devil than be afraid."

And the red-on-blue's will kill her while trying to kill me, he said to himself. Then, slinging his bow across his back, he replied, "I'll come with you. I can't stand that walking suit of armour anyway."

[ Tuesday, September 06, 2005 05:59: Message edited by: Wise Man ]

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
My how far we can't get up in Richard White Games
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #11
*kicks grenade back under table*
*shoots under table with assault rifle*

-_-

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Polaris - owns you.
Undead Theories - double U slash E
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
My how far we can't get up in Richard White Games
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #6
quote:
Originally written by Benny Boy:

You mean the WGC.

*ducks under the table and hides*

*rolls grenade under table*

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Polaris - owns you.
Undead Theories - double U slash E
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Most intense gaming moment in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #8
Holding off three rushing armies with a Bloodmage and four footmen for a whole ten minutes, in a 3v3 LAN game of Warcraft III of course. In the end, all three armies made it to my base, only to get owned by mortar teams barricaded by front of my base :D

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
An Exhaustive Semi-Chronological Short History of the White Cult in Richard White Games
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #21
I can pretend to be Isaac.

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Polaris - owns you.
Undead Theories - double U slash E
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Favourite Compliment in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #46
That's not 'shooting', that's 'spraying'. 'Shooting' implies accuracy. :P

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Do you live in America? in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #42
Geographically, Canada is larger than the US. And 'going to America' implies going anywhere in North, Central or South America, *NOT* going to the States.

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
runescape nomore! in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #14
...That can be arranged :P

And y'all also forgot the fact that Runescape practically censors half the English dictionary. That's right, even 'ball' got censored.

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00

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