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Who are you? in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #6
quote:
Originally written by Benny Boy:

Welcome, you newbies.
Quiet, noob.

Anyways, I'm Wise Man, 19 year old Chinese guy living in Canada. I'm a second year student at UofT, majoring in Comp Sci and Math.

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
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runescape nomore! in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #8
If Runescape were faster-paced, it would be half decent instead of OMFG HORRIBLE.

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
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Kung Fu and Fantasy Challenge in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #9
I care about this topic.

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
The Mountain of Shadows RP in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #226
IC:
There was a loud twang as Andros' bolt crashed into Maxim's katana, causing him to lose control of his sword for a moment - just enough time for Andros to reload. He fired -

And the blademaster, with difficulty, managed to deflect the shot, sacrificing his balance. Andros, seeing the brief window of oppurtunity, quickly reloaded and fired a third bolt, this time connecting even with the blademaster's quick reaction.

"Impossible!" Maxim exclaimed as he realized the bolt had ripped into his left arm, with the head protruding from the backside. "I... A red-on-blue can't lose!"

"Oh, it's very possible." Andros nodded, crossbow loaded, and fired again, only to miss as Maxim leapt back to avoid the blow, and escaped to safety with a second red-on-blue blademaster before the sniper could aim another shot.

"That man may be a Natural, but he is more talented than most men with the Mark," Andros finally conceded, wiping the sweat from this forehead. "He's likely to attack us again in the future."

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Yay! I'm not alone! in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #12
I used to play Spiderweb games a lot. Then I got bored. Now I feel that this forum and RWG provide better entertainment than, say, the Avernum series.

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
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Do you live in America? in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #12
I live in North America, but not in the United States. And US != America. Stop calling the US 'America', because it doesn't represent North and South America.

In other news, I am a Canadian born in HK.

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
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The Mountain of Shadows RP in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #225
OOC: Will post IC very soon. Sorry about the delay.

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Do you like school? in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #86
Based on past experience...

English: Eww, anglais. "Read passage. Write essay." "Analyse logical fallacies on this article." "Do research on this or that and write an essay on it." "You're a noob for taking this course of torture." I think I did okay on this, but since I took English (aka "Effective Writing") in the summer, I'm still in trauma.

History: Fun on paper, fun reading, lecture = zzzz. I dropped this course early on.

Economics: Easy stuff, could be marginally useful for me. Too bad I never had time to spend on it. That and the lectures/profs were boring.

Physics: I remember how easy this course was early on. I mean, I aced all of that Newtonian physics stuff. Then the Spring term came, and they started teaching all that multivariable calculus-related/quantum physics stuff that made me go WTF IS GOING ON SIRS. I ended up barely passing. It was an optional course and taking it was a bad idea.

Calculus: Starts easy, gets hard real quick, gets easy again with differentiation, then gets hard at the end with integration and Taylor series (but not ZOMFG IMPOSSIBLE). The course coordinator never gave us a 'for marks' problem set on the Taylor series and stuff at the end so I never mastered that. IIRC, I ended up with an 80 in Calculus, but that's because I got lots of oppurtunity to practice. And I'm better at math than the average Comp Sci student.

Programming/Logic: I'll be doing this all the time once I graduate anyway, so meh.

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
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4 years? in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #19
Another noob approaches my - oh.

Congrats Alex.

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
What school group do you go to? in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #32
Wherever you go, it's going to be hectic. Although I shouldn't talk because I have until the 12th.

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
im back and groovy in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #8
Noob troll.

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
What school group do you go to? in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #3
Second year as well.

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
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3000 in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #12
quote:
Originally written by Arancaytar:

quote:
Originally written by Lady Davida:

Well, except mast- uh... never mind...

Congrats, Wisey, for creating a potentially interesting topic. You got lucky. Do not take this as encouragement to continue spamming.

I seriously thought you were going to actually link that. :P

As it is : Congratulations, Wise Man

Google image search with 'Wise' found porn... O_o

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
The Mountain of Shadows RP in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #202
OOC: There were five in total, sir.

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
My how far we've fallen... in Richard White Games
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #43
Yea, but we can strap them to a nuke and shoot them out of cannons. They're there to make sure the nuke doesn't prematurely explode/get intercepted.

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Polaris - owns you.
Undead Theories - double U slash E
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
The Mountain of Shadows RP in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #200
OOC: Since when did blademasters fight like a regular army? They're practically the opposite... they fight like ninjas, guerillas and terrorists.

[ Saturday, August 27, 2005 19:07: Message edited by: Wise Man ]

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
3000 in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #0
Google owns you.

But I own you more, so bow down to Wise Man! IMAGE(http://www.polarisboard.org/board/html/emoticons/Wise.gif)

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
The Mountain of Shadows RP in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #198
OOC: Finishing my last post.

IC:
"He dodged the slow dagger," the blademaster leader confirmed, glancing at the newcomer. "Gladys, deal with him. I'll deal with the criminal."

He then turned to Andros while 'Gladys' set upon the mage. "Engarde!" The blademaster shouted, and was almost immediately upon him.

With no time to shoot, the sniper lifted his crossbow back with his left hand and drew his machete with his left, barely parrying the attack. At the same time, the third blademaster was already fighting Cyrus with a flurry of sword strikes.

"I've fought you off before, Maxim," Andros shouted as he sidestepped to dodge a stab. "I can do it again!"

Andros returned the stab with vertical slash, barely missing his opponent. "You are little better than a Natural, Andros!" blademaster Maxim exclaimed. "In the end, you are the loser!" He followed with a powerful sideslash, knocking the machete out of Andros' hand.

Immediately, Andros shot his already-loaded crossbow bolt at the blademaster. A split second too slow, though, as he ducked to evade the projectile and lunged back at his chest, only to watch Andros skip to the side and reload a second bolt via a pump mechanism under the bow - two or three pumps are required to draw the string for its maximum potential, but in close combat once is enough.

"You're quite like your master, Maxim," Andros laughed as the two engaged each other again. "You are a Natural!"

"Why you little...!" By now blademaster Maxim was outraged. He charged at Andros at an incredible speed for a regular human, bent down, and swung back up in an uppercut. At the same time, Andros leapt up and slightly back, pointing the crossbow at the blademaster...

OOC: These guys are elites of the elites in the Guild of Blademasters. Try not to get them killed so quickly :)

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
The Mountain of Shadows RP in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #197
EDIT: Double posts are gay.

[ Saturday, August 27, 2005 17:40: Message edited by: Wise Man ]

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
What's Your Faction? in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #50
It's a UBB feature. No wait, it's a feature of practically every standard message board.

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
I notice really, really pointless things. in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #20
You'd think that he'd have a few ass hickeys by now, but eh... :\

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
I notice really, really pointless things. in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #15
quote:
Originally written by Zaiu:

quote:
Should we start kissing up to Kel now that he is into a whole new level of power?? or should we treat him like a regular powerless sw member?
We should kiss up to him, of course, and add to our post counts as we do it.

Congratulations on 4000, Kel!

*remembers to jump on bandwagon*
*jumps on the bandwagon*

Uhh, congrats. Yes. :nods:

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
A Touching Tribute: A Satire in Song in Richard White Games
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #22
Long acronyms make Wise Man cry.

T_T

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Polaris - owns you.
Undead Theories - double U slash E
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
My how far we've fallen... in Richard White Games
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #26
Apparently, the best we can have is 32-bit colour because we can't tell the difference for anything above that. At least, that's what I've heard.

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Polaris - owns you.
Undead Theories - double U slash E
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
I notice really, really pointless things. in General
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #5
Thuryl and I have similar reasons for posting here. :rolleyes:

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell
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