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Displayed name	Smoo-Cow
Member number	5459
Title	Shock Trooper
Postcount	211
Homepage	http://koti.mbnet.fi/simop/
Registered	Sunday, January 30 2005 08:00

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She won't move! in Blades of Avernum Editor
Smoo-Cow Shock Trooper Member # 5459	written Tuesday, April 10 2007 00:31 Profile Homepage #7 I've never been able to unlock/lock a door by setting the memory cell 0 to different values either. But you can also unlock doors by setting the door's flag (memory cells 2 and 3, assign them in the editor.) to 1. -------------------- These are my scenarios. I may have too much free time but I really don't care. Backwater Calls, Magus of Cattalon, Rats Aplenty Get them here Visit The Lyceum for all your rating needs. Posts: 211 \| Registered: Sunday, January 30 2005 08:00
Info on Upcoming Scenario in Blades of Avernum
Smoo-Cow Shock Trooper Member # 5459	written Monday, April 2 2007 10:32 Profile Homepage #19 Right, right. The "mega-hard combat part." Well, I'm actually going for (mega-)hard combat against monsters that are impossible to hit. quote: So is that Wall Ogre idea up for grabs then? Sure. I made my Wall Ogres like this: They could stand to have more hit points, though and I'm not sure what that sp_bonus is for. [ Monday, April 02, 2007 10:35: Message edited by: Smoo ] -------------------- These are my scenarios. I may have too much free time but I really don't care. Backwater Calls, Magus of Cattalon, Rats Aplenty Get them here Visit The Lyceum for all your rating needs. Posts: 211 \| Registered: Sunday, January 30 2005 08:00
Info on Upcoming Scenario in Blades of Avernum
Smoo-Cow Shock Trooper Member # 5459	written Sunday, April 1 2007 22:34 Profile Homepage #10 So yeah, Mr T (first post) has come and stated the obvious like some of you already did but hey, he's a celebrity! There is actually some truth in here. But here are the lies: VahnataiWall Ogres (or monster plague of any kind.)The outrageous statement that I've made any kind of progress.That I'm excited. My heart is full of blood, not emotion.Screenshots 1-3 are actually genuine except for the fact that I placed blood everywhere and damaged the walls. Oh, and the wall ogres. No wall ogres. Screenshot 4, of course, will not be seen if I ever finish the thing. I was originally planning on having the text area visible. It would have said: "Ssslimey hits Rentar-Ihrno for 225", or something. So yeah, go back to sleep. -------------------- These are my scenarios. I may have too much free time but I really don't care. Backwater Calls, Magus of Cattalon, Rats Aplenty Get them here Visit The Lyceum for all your rating needs. Posts: 211 \| Registered: Sunday, January 30 2005 08:00
Info on Upcoming Scenario in Blades of Avernum
Smoo-Cow Shock Trooper Member # 5459	written Sunday, April 1 2007 02:25 Profile Homepage #0 (Scroll down for more details.) I've made huge amounts of progress with my new scenario lately. If I continue to design at this rate it should be done sometime this summer. I've added some basic information and screen shots to my site. I'll probably write some more about the basic plot premise later but I have to be somewhere soon so stay tuned. I'll also create a topic about this in the Hype Central soon. The only reason I didn't do it to begin with is that I figured the scenario would get more exposure this way and I'm pretty excited about it. [ Sunday, April 01, 2007 22:22: Message edited by: Smoo ] -------------------- These are my scenarios. I may have too much free time but I really don't care. Backwater Calls, Magus of Cattalon, Rats Aplenty Get them here Visit The Lyceum for all your rating needs. Posts: 211 \| Registered: Sunday, January 30 2005 08:00
Rats Aplenty: passing the gates ... how? in Blades of Avernum
Smoo-Cow Shock Trooper Member # 5459	written Wednesday, March 28 2007 22:35 Profile Homepage #3 quote: There is also an eternal rat that appears in the middle of the floor - when I kill it, immediately another rat appears (... a bug?) Also disappeared the bridge to the portcullises when I came close to that place for the first time - I had to re-enter the cave. Blink. Blink So someone prevented you from proceeding by removing a bridge and you thought they'd put it back if you went away for a while? Silly me for not thinking about that. Re-entering the Lost City will no longer make the bridge reappear. (At least it won't in the version I have on my site.) -------------------- These are my scenarios. I may have too much free time but I really don't care. Backwater Calls, Magus of Cattalon, Rats Aplenty Get them here Visit The Lyceum for all your rating needs. Posts: 211 \| Registered: Sunday, January 30 2005 08:00
New Scenario: Frostbite in Blades of Avernum
Smoo-Cow Shock Trooper Member # 5459	written Friday, March 23 2007 22:28 Profile Homepage #11 I'm playing Frostbite right now, though I think I have the wrong kind of singleton. He's mainly a spell caster. Still I'm looking forward to how Lazarus will kill each and everyone of the members of the expedition. Although, if it turns out that most of them survive then that's just sad. As for Amnesia: If the story goes somewhere from the premise then it might be Slack's best work, which isn't saying much. Of course there's always the problem with Slack's dialog. Ugh! Edit: Disregard. Everything runs smoothly with compatibility mode. [ Friday, March 23, 2007 22:35: Message edited by: Smoo ] -------------------- These are my scenarios. I may have too much free time but I really don't care. Backwater Calls, Magus of Cattalon, Rats Aplenty Get them here Visit The Lyceum for all your rating needs. Posts: 211 \| Registered: Sunday, January 30 2005 08:00
Provincial Avernum? in Blades of Avernum
Smoo-Cow Shock Trooper Member # 5459	written Wednesday, March 14 2007 23:57 Profile Homepage #0 I'm talking about the land that was given to the Avernites after the events of Avernum (Exile) 3. I have some questions about it: 1) Does the name Provincial Avernum appear anywhere in the works by Herr Vogel? I got the name from Encyclopedia Ermariana. 2) Is it mentioned anywhere in Avernum 4? I haven't registered it, okay? 3) Just how independent are the people living there? I mainly want to know what Prazac says at the end of A/E 3. The less Vogel has said about it the better for me, though. :) Edit: Oh right! This is in the Blades of Avernum boards. So, uh... Is the any mention of it in the pre-packed scenarios. Phew! Now this belongs here. Smooth. [ Wednesday, March 14, 2007 23:59: Message edited by: Smoo ] -------------------- These are my scenarios. I may have too much free time but I really don't care. Backwater Calls, Magus of Cattalon, Rats Aplenty Get them here Visit The Lyceum for all your rating needs. Posts: 211 \| Registered: Sunday, January 30 2005 08:00
Survey this way! in General
Smoo-Cow Shock Trooper Member # 5459	written Wednesday, March 14 2007 23:48 Profile Homepage #32 I have a limited taste of the kind of music I listen to, but here goes: This song will be playing when I meet the love of my life: Tearjerker - Korn (Actually, I don't even remember hearing this song. That can't be good.) Right now, I feel: Against the Grain - Bad Religion (shrugs) What makes me happy is: Moskau - Rammstein (Well, the song actually does. The city not so much.) My love of life was inspired by the song: Saasta - Apulanta (Yeah... It means "filth.") My message to the world has always been: Ohne Dich - Rammstein (Hey! I can do without you, you rotten world! goes cry) Next time I'm in front of a crowd, I'll say: Stealing Society - System of a Down (Huh. Better make sure I never get in front of a crowd.) My friends see me as: Tier - Rammstein (Aww. :( ) When I'm drunk I say: Rammstein - Rammstein (Actually, very true.) My alter-ego is: Dalai Lama - Rammstein (Really? I wish someone would tell me.) My deepest secret is: Bring the Noise - Anthrax & Public Enemy (Phew. At least Gay Muppet Bar didn't find its way here.) My day will be like: Becoming - Pantera (Uh, I'm becoming god-sized? Man, I'm an idiot.) When I'm in the shower, I sing: Until You Crack - Union Underground (I do not.) My favorite thing to do is: An Education in Rebellion (Am not a rebel!) My parents are like the song: Dittohead - Slayer (Uh, ditto?) My ultimate song for dancing is: Das Modell - Rammstein (Ugh. Terrible.) At my wedding they'll play: Hyvää tulevaisuutta - Kotiteollisuus (Means basically "Have a good future." The song is really not very positive or optimistic, though. So nice.) The story of my life is: jumala - Apulanta (So now I'm the Dalai Lama and a god?) My innermost desire is: Dead Skin Mask - Slayer (Hmm... Maybe I would want a mask made out of dead skin.) To cheer myself up I sing: 5 Minutes Alone - Pantera (Don't remember this song.) At my funeral they'll play: Hippo - Apulanta (Oh jeez. Did I die of overeating? quote: EWWWW, Ash. God, that's not even funny. That's why it's funny. -------------------- These are my scenarios. I may have too much free time but I really don't care. Backwater Calls, Magus of Cattalon, Rats Aplenty Get them here Visit The Lyceum for all your rating needs. Posts: 211 \| Registered: Sunday, January 30 2005 08:00
Rats Aplenty (or how do I set a flag ingame?) in Blades of Avernum
Smoo-Cow Shock Trooper Member # 5459	written Friday, February 16 2007 20:53 Profile Homepage #4 If you have the character editor, why not just give yourself the ancient items using the Advanced Features. The numbers for the ancient items are 456-459. For the record I didn't thought about the items disappearing from the shops if the player would sell them. Guess I ought to change their value to zero. Edit: Curse you Imban! Well at least I knew the item numbers. [ Friday, February 16, 2007 20:57: Message edited by: Smoo ] -------------------- These are my scenarios. I may have too much free time but I really don't care. Backwater Calls, Magus of Cattalon, Rats Aplenty Get them here Visit The Lyceum for all your rating needs. Posts: 211 \| Registered: Sunday, January 30 2005 08:00
SW Tables in Blades of Avernum
Smoo-Cow Shock Trooper Member # 5459	written Wednesday, February 14 2007 08:39 Profile Homepage #3 It might have been in January when Linda (or someone. I've lost the email) mailed me and asked me if I had the Rats Aplenty graphics file for Mac. So I have sent RA to Spiderweb and will continue to send any future scenarios there but I won't bother bugging them about it. [ Wednesday, February 14, 2007 08:40: Message edited by: Smoo ] -------------------- These are my scenarios. I may have too much free time but I really don't care. Backwater Calls, Magus of Cattalon, Rats Aplenty Get them here Visit The Lyceum for all your rating needs. Posts: 211 \| Registered: Sunday, January 30 2005 08:00
Not yeti another photo thread in General
Smoo-Cow Shock Trooper Member # 5459	written Wednesday, February 14 2007 08:34 Profile Homepage #79 I really don't have any photos of myself (any recent ones anyway.) but based on a conversation I had with a couple of friends last weekend I don't just look like Topher Grace, I am Topher Grace. So these will do. -------------------- These are my scenarios. I may have too much free time but I really don't care. Backwater Calls, Magus of Cattalon, Rats Aplenty Get them here Visit The Lyceum for all your rating needs. Posts: 211 \| Registered: Sunday, January 30 2005 08:00
Graphics request in Blades of Avernum
Smoo-Cow Shock Trooper Member # 5459	written Monday, January 29 2007 22:55 Profile Homepage #5 I like them bottom ones too. Thank ye kindly, Mab. -------------------- These are my scenarios. I may have too much free time but I really don't care. Backwater Calls, Magus of Cattalon, Rats Aplenty Get them here Visit The Lyceum for all your rating needs. Posts: 211 \| Registered: Sunday, January 30 2005 08:00
I'm feeling sadistic in Blades of Avernum
Smoo-Cow Shock Trooper Member # 5459	written Friday, January 26 2007 22:56 Profile Homepage #25 But Lazzie, what you're doing isn't exactly a save point now is it? Since you can't stop people from saving but rather check if their save is in a legitimate spot when they load their game it's really a load point. May I suggest that you just kill the party whose save isn't in a right spot. If you only give them stat penalties or something then here' what I see would happen: 1) The stat penalties are too low so they don't bother the player. 2) They're too severe so the player must restart anyway. -------------------- These are my scenarios. I may have too much free time but I really don't care. Backwater Calls, Magus of Cattalon, Rats Aplenty Get them here Visit The Lyceum for all your rating needs. Posts: 211 \| Registered: Sunday, January 30 2005 08:00
Graphics request in Blades of Avernum
Smoo-Cow Shock Trooper Member # 5459	written Thursday, January 25 2007 22:16 Profile Homepage #2 Hmm... Flooring, please. Thanks a bunch for spending five minutes on this. Seriously. -------------------- These are my scenarios. I may have too much free time but I really don't care. Backwater Calls, Magus of Cattalon, Rats Aplenty Get them here Visit The Lyceum for all your rating needs. Posts: 211 \| Registered: Sunday, January 30 2005 08:00
Graphics request in Blades of Avernum
Smoo-Cow Shock Trooper Member # 5459	written Thursday, January 25 2007 01:45 Profile Homepage #0 You know that Empire emblem? The one with the crown that can be placed on the north wall or west wall? Well it's kinda hard to make buildings that really stress the fact that they are pro-Empire when that's all you got to work with. So what I want is more decorative things with the crown in it, or any other symbol of the Empire that I'm unaware of. Mainly what I want is a rug/carpet with the crown in it but any wall hangings and such would also be much appreciated. -------------------- These are my scenarios. I may have too much free time but I really don't care. Backwater Calls, Magus of Cattalon, Rats Aplenty Get them here Visit The Lyceum for all your rating needs. Posts: 211 \| Registered: Sunday, January 30 2005 08:00
Who's Planning To Compete in the 1/10 Contest? in Blades of Avernum
Smoo-Cow Shock Trooper Member # 5459	written Saturday, January 20 2007 06:59 Profile Homepage #10 While I do have an idea for a scenario that could meet the ten towns one outdoor section limit, I'm not goint to participate. Mainly because that particular idea is the worst of the ones I have written down. -------------------- These are my scenarios. I may have too much free time but I really don't care. Backwater Calls, Magus of Cattalon, Rats Aplenty Get them here Visit The Lyceum for all your rating needs. Posts: 211 \| Registered: Sunday, January 30 2005 08:00
Exodus update in Blades of Avernum
Smoo-Cow Shock Trooper Member # 5459	written Monday, January 15 2007 22:41 Profile Homepage #16 I may be completely wrong in this but maybe it's Phaedra's creature number that's making her a shade (179). Maybe Summon Shade works weirdly so that the better version of divine shade (creature number 178) is the next creature number. Also god parties summon high priests. This is a little more than a wild guess. When I made a whole number of custom floors, the floors 194 and 195 were automatically signs. Notice that terrains 194 and 195 are in fact signs. I know this isn't the same thing as the mess with Phaedra but it got me thinking. quote: I believe Smoo has mentioned that he first attempts every scenario with a non-spellcasting singleton. Not anymore. I thought it was pointless to use a level 78 character to battle through a beginner scenario. Nowadays I'm all about four non-spellcasters which I've played to level 45 and have saved their progress after each five levels they gain. -------------------- These are my scenarios. I may have too much free time but I really don't care. Backwater Calls, Magus of Cattalon, Rats Aplenty Get them here Visit The Lyceum for all your rating needs. Posts: 211 \| Registered: Sunday, January 30 2005 08:00
Girls: would you prefer to lay eggs? in General
Smoo-Cow Shock Trooper Member # 5459	written Saturday, January 13 2007 21:58 Profile Homepage #52 I admit I haven't read this thoroughly profound philosophical conversation, but I did see someone mention giving birth to eggs so that got me thinking this. That is all. I will now attempt to disappear in a cloud of smoke. -------------------- These are my scenarios. I may have too much free time but I really don't care. Backwater Calls, Magus of Cattalon, Rats Aplenty Get them here Visit The Lyceum for all your rating needs. Posts: 211 \| Registered: Sunday, January 30 2005 08:00
Scenario Contest Final Results in Blades of Avernum
Smoo-Cow Shock Trooper Member # 5459	written Monday, January 8 2007 23:13 Profile Homepage #8 For the record, I wouldn't use the word finally when there's only been two contests. I didn't think I'd win anyway. Congrats all around. -------------------- These are my scenarios. I may have too much free time but I really don't care. Backwater Calls, Magus of Cattalon, Rats Aplenty Get them here Visit The Lyceum for all your rating needs. Posts: 211 \| Registered: Sunday, January 30 2005 08:00
Episode 3: A New Game in General
Smoo-Cow Shock Trooper Member # 5459	written Thursday, December 21 2006 22:50 Profile Homepage #796 Pfft. The wereSmoo is obviously the one who's going to kill Drakey. Weren't all the GIFTS killed in Episode 1 or something? -------------------- These are my scenarios. I may have too much free time but I really don't care. Backwater Calls, Magus of Cattalon, Rats Aplenty Get them here Visit The Lyceum for all your rating needs. Posts: 211 \| Registered: Sunday, January 30 2005 08:00
Initial Round Winners in Blades of Avernum
Smoo-Cow Shock Trooper Member # 5459	written Thursday, December 21 2006 22:47 Profile Homepage #7 Waah! Why must you always make me cry? :( Also, well duh. (Yeah I really got nothing to say.) Edit: I'm crying because of TM not Redstart, obviously. [ Thursday, December 21, 2006 22:48: Message edited by: Smoo ] -------------------- These are my scenarios. I may have too much free time but I really don't care. Backwater Calls, Magus of Cattalon, Rats Aplenty Get them here Visit The Lyceum for all your rating needs. Posts: 211 \| Registered: Sunday, January 30 2005 08:00
Initial Round Winners in Blades of Avernum
Smoo-Cow Shock Trooper Member # 5459	written Thursday, December 21 2006 22:05 Profile Homepage #4 Ha! I beat Ephe again! Haha... I mean, ahem. Huzzah, Rats Aplenty wins the Small Scenario category. Oh glorious day. -------------------- These are my scenarios. I may have too much free time but I really don't care. Backwater Calls, Magus of Cattalon, Rats Aplenty Get them here Visit The Lyceum for all your rating needs. Posts: 211 \| Registered: Sunday, January 30 2005 08:00
How about new BoA scenarios? in Blades of Avernum Editor
Smoo-Cow Shock Trooper Member # 5459	written Tuesday, December 12 2006 00:29 Profile Homepage #13 I am making yet another one. This one should keep me busy for a year or two or if I continue to invest as much time into making it as I am now, for all eternity. It's set in (mostly) one huge city with no outdoors and I hope it to have a better plot than my previous works (as in there's more of it) but like in my previous works I will bury the main plot under a hundred side quests. -------------------- These are my scenarios. I may have too much free time but I really don't care. Backwater Calls, Magus of Cattalon, Rats Aplenty Get them here Visit The Lyceum for all your rating needs. Posts: 211 \| Registered: Sunday, January 30 2005 08:00
Episode 3: A New Game in General
Smoo-Cow Shock Trooper Member # 5459	written Sunday, December 3 2006 23:54 Profile Homepage #724 Sine Attorosi has learned all he can from the sniveling prisoner he now needs only to kill him so that he won't turn into a problem later on. Wait a minute. That prisoner's me. Still, he should kill me just in case I'm up to something. -------------------- These are my scenarios. I may have too much free time but I really don't care. Backwater Calls, Magus of Cattalon, Rats Aplenty Get them here Visit The Lyceum for all your rating needs. Posts: 211 \| Registered: Sunday, January 30 2005 08:00
Embers of Rebellion Released! in Blades of Avernum
Smoo-Cow Shock Trooper Member # 5459	written Tuesday, November 28 2006 22:19 Profile Homepage #11 Oh well. I guess I'll just settle for being the guy who makes scenarios for the sake of diversity in scenarios in stead of praise from others. Runs to a dark corner and sobs uncontrollably for several hours while listening to emo music. On an unrelated note it seems that Spiderweb has already put Embers of Rebellion on their tables and WtRM but not Rats Aplenty. After I checked that I did actually send RA to Spidweb I noticed that I, for some reason, sent it to spidweb@yadayada in stead of blades@yadayada. I suppose my email got lost in the passage of time. I'll just have to resend it. -------------------- These are my scenarios. I may have too much free time but I really don't care. Backwater Calls, Magus of Cattalon, Rats Aplenty Get them here Visit The Lyceum for all your rating needs. Posts: 211 \| Registered: Sunday, January 30 2005 08:00

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