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Pets? in General
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #22
-X- himself has a Bearded Dragon. Yes, that is a real animal. -X- would post a picture, but his camera isn't working and he has no photos on tap.

And now, because -X- is currently secluded from Dikiyoba The Great's Episode Three : A New Game. . .

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

[ Friday, October 27, 2006 17:30: Message edited by: -X- ]

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Episode 3: A New Game in General
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #151
-X- begins to cry, cry, cry at his continued exclusion from Episode 3. -X- even chose an element that he has a lot in common with (Mendelevium)! -X-'s already severe depression deepens to the state where -X- will post eight sad-faced graemlins in every post until he makes an appearance. Preferably with lots of black flame and red lightning.

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

[ Friday, October 27, 2006 17:26: Message edited by: -X- ]

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Pets? in General
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #0
Tell -X- your pet. No, really tell him.

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MCMLIX or BUST! in General
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #21
quote:
Don't count your chickens before they hatch. We still have about three weeks before the next stats come out. Lots of things could change between now, and the day the stats come out. Dikiyoba could start posting like crazy, or -X- could come out of nowhere and steal first right out from under our noses.

The post race is on!

:D Now, why would -X- do that... -X- will now go make a new poll(Perhaps with potential meaning!)! :D

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Uncle Sam Wants You? in General
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #17
-X- got 18/20 right -X- botched the number of Amendments in the Constitution, and the Bill of Rights question by a mis-click.

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Future of Geneforge in Geneforge Series
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #27
:mad: :mad: :mad:

TAKE ALL!!! -X- hereby sentences you to a Plm8982 point in -X-'s Big Book O' Personality Classification for your senseless slaughter of Spelling and Grammar!!! You hide behind an imperfect mask in an attempt to confuse -X-, but you die all the same!!!

:mad: :mad: :mad:

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Spiders of all ages... in General
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #57
Originally written by Garrison
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Sal u totally set urself up for that BURN!

For your senseless slaughter of the English Language (Holy Background Music) -X- hereby gives Garrison a Plm8982 point in -X-'s Big Book O' Personality Classification.

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Episode 3: A New Game in General
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #119
Hmmh. Fine. -X- will be Mendelevium, since, like the founder of the periodic table of elements, Dmitri Mendeleyev, he is the founder of -X-'s Big Book O' Personality Classification. -X- is also a bit too insane, hence the atomic number 101. Like Mendelevium, which was the ninth transuranic element synthesized, -X- joined the boards nine months and a year ago. -X- is named after someone who did something incredibly important, but is rarely recognized for doing that.

So, HA! -X- has wormed his way into this as well! Unless Dikiyoba The Great would like to earn -X-'s eternal hatred for excluding him from Episode Three... -X- is scared now...

[ Wednesday, October 25, 2006 15:59: Message edited by: -X- ]

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(Insert Theme Music Here) in General
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #21
Technically, -X- has been here for about 9 months. But -X- completely forgot his user name and password before he could post... -X- also failed to notice that the "Forgot Password?" button operated on email address, and not username .

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November Posting Stats Self-Fulfilling Prophecy Poll in General
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #8
-X- voted for 176 to 200.

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Jimmy! If you keep playing with it you'll break it! in General
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #39
-X- is not provoking Imban. He is stating a fact. Imban hates -X-. End.

And, for the record, -X- does have a Big Book O' Personality Classification. It is sitting right next to -X-. So, Ha! -X- has a gimmick of his own, even if he does have some other "previously owned" ones!

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Episode 3: A New Game in General
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #108
Hmmmm. . . If -X- has any say in the matter, -X- chooses -X-enon for his element. Or, if that one's taken, -X- chooses Einsteinium because it is one atomic numer short of 100. And -X- is a bit less than sane. OR, if THAT one's taken, -X- chooses Argon because he aggravates people.

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The Bad Get Polling! in Blades of Avernum
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #101
Originally written by *i
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quote:
-X- will also say anything that he thinks is worth saying.

Oh really now? Let's see what DC says about that...

-X- sighs at his poor choice of words. What -X- meant was that he will say what he honestly thinks is worth saying. Not anything that pops into -X-'s head at random moments! Usually these have actual content, but there are exceptions. Look at the Adventure Quest forum.
-X- gives himself a "Giana" point in -X-'s Big Book O' Personality Classification for his poor choice of words.

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Ever Wonder How Rotdhizons Get Around? in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #7
-X- has a possible answer for the cryo-creations. -X- beleives that they have two chemicals in separate chambers that contain different chemicals that, when mixed, cause a chemically created cold to form around the spittle. If the chemicals are very concentrated, the spittle may develop a coating of ice that keeps the chemicals inside so that they don't spill on the way to the target.

-X- also has an explanation for the fire creations. -X- says that they, like the ice creations, have two or more chemicals that combust on contact with each other. Like pure sodium, which combusts on contact with water. There could be crushed sodium in a chamber, and when the fire creation chooses to, the sodium is released and before it combusts on contact with the saliva, is ejected from the fire creation's mouth. It then combusts in midair or when it hits the target.

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Spiders of all ages... in General
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #30
-X- himself is twelve. -X- is also anticipating the outnumbering of Emperor What's-His-Name.

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Avernums how many people do you prefer to use in each of the Avernum games? in The Avernum Trilogy
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #22
-X- usually has four Slithzerikai, two are Spearmen who morph into Spearmen / minor Priests (One of the spearmen is a miniscule Mage as well), A Cleric / Useful Skill person. And a Mage / Archer. -X- also occaisonally has a party of four pure Archers And, even rarer, a singleton Mage. Once, -X- tried a lone warrior, but needed those multiple target / area of effect spells.

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Avernum Favorites in Avernum 4
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #4
-X- chose Erika Redmark, X (Hmmm, -X- wonders why... ;) ), Patrick's Tower, and Kill Sss-Thsss and Grah-Hoth.

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Jimmy! If you keep playing with it you'll break it! in General
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #32
Hmm. Interesting. -X- is surprised. Most people hate -X-. -X- has decided to give you all a "Mya" point in his Big Book O' Personality Classification for being so tolerant! Except for Imban. He definitely hates -X-.

[ Monday, October 23, 2006 12:03: Message edited by: -X- ]

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Happy Birthday to Me in General
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #103
-X- is excited that this topic took a German turn while he was gone. -X- can speak German! Ask -X- something in German! Please!

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Episode 3: A New Game in General
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #83
-X- is saddened because he doubts that he is going to be in the story. -X- sighs. -X- begins crying. -X- begins wailing for Dikiyoba to please, please, please, please put him in the story. -X- is doubtful, though.

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

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Census Slartificus in General
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #17
Favorite adjective --
-X- likes "Aloraelic".
Favorite city founded before 0 --
-X- enjoys Tenochtitlan.
Favorite computer or video game released before 1990 -- -X- has none.
Favorite historical war --
-X- likes the Spanish invasion of the Aztec and Mayan Empires.
Favorite method of execution --
Acquitting them, and when they get home have a hit man scream "PSYCHE!" and shoot them with a high-powered sniper rifle.
Favorite philosopher other than Socrates --
-X- likes them all equally... Or not...
Favorite poet --
-X- hates poetry. Unless it rhymes.
Favorite politican (living or dead) --
-X- is disgusted by them. -X- longs for the days when "Politician" meant the guy with the biggest club.
Favorite scurrilous talk show host --
Heh?
Favorite young children's book (i.e., a picture book) --
-X- likes the Dr. Seuss books.

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The Bad Get Polling! in Blades of Avernum
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #96
Dikiyoba has no control over -X-. -X- merely likes Dikiyoba's style (whatever it is). -X- will also say anything that he thinks is worth saying.

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Jimmy! If you keep playing with it you'll break it! in General
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #30
-X- would not post a "Why don't you like me?" topic. -X- knows why they don't like him. It's just that it becomes hard to keep track of the hatred on every topic he posts on (And a few he didn't). It wpuld be more of a "Direct your complaints here" topic. But -X- shouldn't have to do that. The hatred is lowering a little bit. Little. Miniscule. Microscopic. But it's there.

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It's where the rubber hits the road. in General
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #27
-X- was unable to post for a LONG time because he forgot his username AND password... And he never saw that the "Forgot Password?" option used an email address instead of a username... -X- doesn't mind bing a newbie. In his mind, new is fresh and strong while old is crusty and boring. No offense, but call the "New Arrival" part a personal annoyance. -X- has evened out (somewhat) from spam. -X- also apologizes to Ephesos for the misspelling of his name.

-X- also knows that post count has little to do with newbiness. If -X- really wanted to, he could start a topic and post "i no newb!!!!1!!1" 50 times. But then he would be a noob.

[ Sunday, October 22, 2006 10:41: Message edited by: -X- ]

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Jimmy! If you keep playing with it you'll break it! in General
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #27
-X- never did have any sanity. Besides, fluffy turtles are rapidly becoming an endangered species.

-X- may or may not be trying to be a troll. But most of -X-'s posting takes place late at night or after he has goofed around for a few hours, so don't take too much offense.

-X- is a "he" by the way. If complaints continue, -X- will open a new topic just for all the people who hate him. It is pretty hard to defend yourself on several different topics at once. Forget one, and they all say "He doesn't have an answer! Haha! The noob!"

[ Sunday, October 22, 2006 10:31: Message edited by: -X- ]

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