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Delicious Geneforge in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
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Profile #22
Thahd Stew.

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Turgid, fleshy in General
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #28
-X- always has his character(s) wear pants. Picture this : A warrior fighting with the Gymnastics skill. Then remove the pants. Not pretty, is it? -X- says that the monster might collapse on the ground laughing, but he wouldn't bet on it.

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The long awaited Census topic! in General
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #4
When was the last time that:
You showered?
-X- showered about 30 minutes ago.
You lost your cell phone? Where?
-X- doesn't own a cell phone.
You lost your keys? Locked them somewhere?
-X- lost his keys in the dirty clothes hamper about two days ago.
You cut your hair?
-X- cut his hair about two and a half months ago.
You overslept?
-X- never overslept.

Current:
Mode of transportation?
-X- uses a car.
Book you are reading?
-X- is reading several, but the one in his lap right now is "Pendragon Book One : The merchant of death.
Model of cell phone?
-X- has no cell phone.
Jewlery you are wearing?
-X- wears no jewelry.
Game you are playing?
-X- is playing Runescape and a large variety of Spiderweb and Chromite Software games.

Fav:
Cartoon? You can include cartoons that you used to like.
-X- used to like Avatar : The Last Airbender.
Baseball team?
-X- likes no baseball team in particular.
Location?
Urrrachti's Paradise!
SW oldbie?
-X- has none.
SW newbie?
-X- has none.

Have you ever?
Stalked someone?
-X- hasn't.
Been in love?
-X- wants to know if them loving back is necessary.
Missed TM?
-X- does. Just look at -X-'s signature.
Gotten lost?
-X- has gotten lost in the grocery store when he was 4-6.
Thrown a pie at someone?
-X- hasn't.

Random
First quote that pops into your head?
Arancaytar- I'll probably dream of this chatroom and Vanhatai sex, so it won't be that great.
Name a red object in your room
-X-'s shirt.
Name a song that makes you sad
-X- has no saddening songs.
If you could remove a person from history, who would it be?
-X- can't think of anyone important enough that he hates.
If you could call someone a 'best friend', who would that be?
-X-'s best (and currently only) friend is Sven Arthur Ovall.

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"Turn al on" ...why? in Geneforge Series
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #23
-X- has a different strategy for the different classes. For a Shaper, -X- creates the creations best suited to the area, sends them out on patrol, stubbornly hacking and slashing until the objective is acheived, absorbs them, and moves on. For an Agent, -X- uses a "Lure" strategy. -X- sends a weaker creation by enemies, hastes him and sends him running back with two or three enemies in tow. For a Guardian, -X- goes on a "Raid" strategy. -X- himself goes along with a few decent creations, and attack them until he's in danger of death, sprints back to the exit, goes to heal, and repeats.

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Posts: 1636 | Registered: Wednesday, January 5 2005 08:00
Your thoughts on Adventure Quest in General
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #4
-X- is sorry if he appears biased. -X- simply exhausted any value that those games had. -X- will now have to wait a few months for updates before he can play again.

And, Imban, -X- is sorry if he is offending you, but he is twelve. -X- is surprised that he is this good, based on the 2 friends that he has. . . And based on observation.

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Posts: 1636 | Registered: Wednesday, January 5 2005 08:00
It's where the rubber hits the road. in General
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #20
In respone to Esphesos,

1)-X- wants to know which gimmick you are talking about.
2)-X- is desperate to get rid of his "New Arrival" status. He has made spammy posts, but intends to stop once the count reaches 50.
3)-X- explained this in his first post.
4)True.
5)-X- doesn't want to start pointless flamewars, he wants to start arguments of that make sense and have meaning.
6)-X- is always irritable. This is normal.
7)See '2'
8)True.

[ Saturday, October 21, 2006 11:17: Message edited by: -X- ]

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Why can't the net be chaotic evil? in General
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #9
-X- sees the net as an environmental project. The net means well, but has idiots sabotaging its work overnight.

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It's where the rubber hits the road. in General
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #18
-X- wonders what your arguments for his alleged noobness would be, as you have so far presented none.

[ Saturday, October 21, 2006 11:16: Message edited by: -X- ]

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Your thoughts on Adventure Quest in General
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #0
-X- hates Adventure Quest, along with it's hellish offspring, Dragon Fable and Arch Knight. -X- long ago decided that they weren't anything special, but they became hi "Last Resort" games for when he has been playing for 4 hours straight and has nothing to do.

[ Saturday, October 21, 2006 11:24: Message edited by: -X- ]

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Posts: 1636 | Registered: Wednesday, January 5 2005 08:00
The Bad Get Polling! in Blades of Avernum
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #86
-X- says that you are instigating another forum-war, but he will reply anyway. -X- simply likes slith. -X- very much enjoys the two scenarios because they bring further depth to slith as a race. -X- is also unclear on whether or not a actually voted for Galthrax. -X- says that he made his vote at about 1:30 AM last night, and things are looking foggy. -X- only knows that four of his votes went to the slith scenario villains. If -X- did vote for Galthrax, then -X- will wait for you to reply to this post to get an argument from his bag of them in the other room.

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Posts: 1636 | Registered: Wednesday, January 5 2005 08:00
What do you do when you're on the boards? in General
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #6
-X- will guess that he is involved in your contemplation, Esphesos, and -X- will now put you down for an "Elizabeth" point in -X-'s Big Book O' Personality Classification.

Back on topic, -X- forgot that he also listens to the radio football games that he can hear even though they are in the basement. -X- also forgot the existence of the EDIT button.

[ Saturday, October 21, 2006 10:14: Message edited by: -X- ]

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Here's you break kid. You're gonna be a star! in General
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #3
Someone who goes to -X-'s school is a communist. His name is Kevin, he is out of shape to the point of wondering how he is alive, and thinks that he is smart because he knows useless things like, and -X- quotes, "Oh, yeah? Then when was the fall of Constantinople?!?" Kevin is then beat up and goes berserk, yelling "WRAAAAARGHH" and charging at people who could, and have, beat him up while drinking a carton of milk.

Overall, he's not a credit to communism.

[ Saturday, October 21, 2006 11:34: Message edited by: -X- ]

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Posts: 1636 | Registered: Wednesday, January 5 2005 08:00
(Insert Theme Music Here) in General
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #15
-X- actually liked 1 the best out of the last three movies. -X- hated, hated, HATED 2.

[ Saturday, October 21, 2006 10:04: Message edited by: -X- ]

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Posts: 1636 | Registered: Wednesday, January 5 2005 08:00
Don't touch that dial! in General
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #34
When -X-'s brother leaves the TV on (always, the little one who will be a "Kevin" in -X-'s Big Book O' Personality Classification in about a year), -X- goes downstairs, unhooks the cable, and keeps the cord for a week. -X- then hides it under his brother's mattress so that -X- can says that the little one stole it. :D :P :D

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What do you do when you're on the boards? in General
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #3
When -X- is on the boards, he either plays one of various internet RPG's, consecrates that forums dedicated to Dikiyoba The Great, or the ones where Jeff Vogel has posted, or reads.

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Posts: 1636 | Registered: Wednesday, January 5 2005 08:00
The Bad Get Polling! in Blades of Avernum
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #84
-X- agrees with Esphesos that Galthrax was severely under-developed. -X- voted for him because, in his book, the slith scenarios always come out on top.

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Posts: 1636 | Registered: Wednesday, January 5 2005 08:00
The Bad Get Polling! in Blades of Avernum
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #81
In the purpose of satisfying CERTAIN PEOPLE -X- will contribute to this argument. -X- voted for all of the villains in the Bahssikava/Exodus scenarios, and another one that he forgets. -X- says that he recognizes Stalkers inherent villain-e-ness, but doesn't think that he's the best of them all. -X- says that he knows Dalaghant lacked depth somewhat, because that part of the scenario he considered rushed, but -X- sometimes makes up background stories for villains that lack feeling. -X- can envision the countless centuries that Dalaghant sat through during his stay at the Vanhatai labratory, directing undead to do the same thing over and over again, never having the need to speak, conducting sacrifices over and over until the meaning drained out of them, but not stopping because he knew, that when his god was free, he would punish him if he deserted.

There. -X- hopes that he made you happy.

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Jimmy! If you keep playing with it you'll break it! in General
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #20
-X- will now chant his own name for the purpose of annoying Kingy.

-X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X- -X-

[ Friday, October 20, 2006 19:58: Message edited by: -X- ]

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(Insert Theme Music Here) in General
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #0
-X- wants to know what your favorite Star Wars movie is,

-X- has to go with Return of the Jedi, just for the scene where all the Rebellion ships are dramatically swerving away from the Death Star.

Poll Information
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You may not view the results of this poll without voting.

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Jimmy! If you keep playing with it you'll break it! in General
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #18
-X- has no DVD's -X- is now consumed with a blaze of intense envy. -X- stalks off to find more fluffy turtles to dine on.

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Posts: 1636 | Registered: Wednesday, January 5 2005 08:00
It's where the rubber hits the road. in General
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #14
-X- doubts that Terror's Martyr will decapitate him first, unless he is getting the misguided message that -X- presumes to control him... Hmmm... -X- supposes that, since he is not a noob, he now has the right to classify you as a "Will" in his Big Book O' Personality Classification.

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Posts: 1636 | Registered: Wednesday, January 5 2005 08:00
The Bad Get Polling! in Blades of Avernum
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #79
-X- sees potential in this topic. Specifically, -X- sees that potential of this topic to blossom in to a multi-topic, severely confusing, war of ideals and opinions that will tear apart the forums as we know it and instigate a massive war of Dikiyobian proportions.

-X- will be watching with this with all the intensity of a fluffy turtle watching -X- devour it alive.

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Roman spell skills. in Nethergate
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #4
-X- says that you ALMOST have him down there. -X- says that you left out Terror's Martyr and Esphesos. -X- says that you, at some point in your life, conciously or not, allegedly might have moved your index finger in a way that offends -X- to the point of. . . well. . . this.

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Posts: 1636 | Registered: Wednesday, January 5 2005 08:00
Good news! in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #19
After hours of thought, and patting -X-'s stomach after a hearty meal of fluffy turtles, the sanity of which is nonexistant, and at least two hours of posting and playing Nethergate AT THE SAME TIME, -X- has decided to take that as a "No."

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Posts: 1636 | Registered: Wednesday, January 5 2005 08:00
Episode 3: A New Game in General
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #44
-X- hopes that all who dare tread the holy ground of Urrrachti now do so knowing that they risk offending a god. -X- hopes that Dikiyoba The Great is now convinced of his admiration in him. -X- was, once, a poor, misguided noob who couldn't tell a comma from an apostrophe. -X- was then convinced, by reading the sacred texts of Dikiyoba The Great, that he must embrace proper grammar and spelling! -X- says that you all have it so good here... -X- says that you should take a look and the Runescape forums sometimes... -X- has a small Cult of the English Language operating there to convert the poor noobs to his cause.

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