Turgid, fleshy

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Agent
Member # 1934
Profile Homepage #25
Yeah. The Generic Dungeon. That was one of the best Easter Eggs I have ever seen.
The world needs more "Halls of Underused Monsters."

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Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #26
You don't need to be wearing pants. You just need to have pants to drop. In fact, that implies that at least one character will not be wearing pants.

—Alorael, who believes that the Generic Dungeon is the closest thing to needing clothes that appears in the Exile/Avernum trilogy. I guess without any weather underground clothes become optional. Real men just grit their teeth and endure the lava.
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Shaper
Member # 7472
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I prefered to keep it a family game by running back to town to get an extra pair.

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Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #28
-X- always has his character(s) wear pants. Picture this : A warrior fighting with the Gymnastics skill. Then remove the pants. Not pretty, is it? -X- says that the monster might collapse on the ground laughing, but he wouldn't bet on it.

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Shaper
Member # 7472
Profile Homepage #29
quote:
Originally written by -X-:

-X- always has his character(s) wear pants. Picture this : A warrior fighting with the Gymnastics skill. Then remove the pants. Not pretty, is it? -X- says that the monster might collapse on the ground laughing, but he wouldn't bet on it.
I think the poor monster would be paralyzed with fear. Not even Rentar-Ihrno would deserve that kind of torture. :D

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Infiltrator
Member # 65
Profile Homepage #30
Where would I find the dialogue for the Generic Dungeon in the files?

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Posts: 650 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Shaper
Member # 7472
Profile Homepage #31
I don't know, but Jeff put a cameo of himself in it.

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Guardian
Member # 6670
Profile Homepage #32
You can find the text dumps for the games here. It's huge (perhaps a RegEx project for me in the future?), but search for something like 'Diablo' or 'Everquest' once it's loaded.

EDIT: I should add that I got this from the A3 dump.

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A portly, embittered man sits at the bar, waiting for you. He looks up at you with bleary eyes. "I'm Jeff. What's it to you?"

So what are you doing here?
Jeff grumbles."I'm here to tell you my whole life story. What'd you expect?"

Oh, good. Please tell me your life story.
"Yeah. Isn't that what everyone's supposed to do? You walk in, some random weird looking heavily armed people from the Empire's enemy, and I'm supposed to just spill my guts to you. Right?"
"It's so implausible it makes me sick."

Well, this is a game after all.
"I didn't want to be in this game. It's shareware, for God's sake! I wanted to be in a nice commercial game."

What do you consider a nice commercial game?
"Like Baldur's Gate! That would be awesome! Not much dialogue, but high exposure! Great for good roles! Or Diablo! Everquest! Even, if I had to, Asheron's Call. Anything with a nice shiny box."
"Whatever. Blah, blah, blah."

What's with all the blahs?
"Oh, just go on and finish the game. You're close. I'm going to work on my resume."

How's the resume coming?
"Bah. Now, one of the Final Fantasy games? Love to be in them!" You leave him to his dreams.

[ Sunday, October 22, 2006 14:58: Message edited by: Dintiradan ]
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Infiltrator
Member # 65
Profile Homepage #33
Thanks, I've been looking for those for ages.

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