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Raven v. Writing Desk
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So, this is sort of an E/A 2 question, but I think it fits better in this forum.

I was searching my text dumps when I came across the following line, which appears in both games' dumps:

"The turgid fleshy sex drones of Almaria sweep down upon you, hauling you away to pleasure-soaked realms beyond human comprehension. You immediately forget about Exile and its troubles, and well you should!"

"The turgid, fleshy, sex-drones of Almaria sweep down upon you, hauling you away to pleasure-soaked realms beyond human comprehension. You immediately forget about Avernum and its troubles, and well you should!"

Somehow I think I would have remembered this if I'd encountered it in the game. Does anyone know what the heck this is from? It was updated in A2, so it can't just be a weird artifact...

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Sounds like evidence of Vogelmort's dirty mind. This could cause a scandal like the hot coffee mod for GTA San Andreas. :eek: :P

[ Monday, October 16, 2006 06:55: Message edited by: Tyranicus. ]

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Not nearly as good as Anaximander's salute to the E3 heroes.

Still, the reason it appeared in both may be because Jeff forgot about it, and just used a search and replace to change "Exile" to "Avernum" in the text.

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Unless Jeff also employed a very sophisticated comma- and hyphen-inserting mechanism -- which he didn't -- the lines must have been edited by hand.

[ Monday, October 16, 2006 07:00: Message edited by: Slack Pumpkinhead ]

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I didn't notice that... Darn my inability to actually read things properly.

Slarty, do you have Anaximander's famous last speech?

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It's funny that the comma insertions still aren't quite right. There should be one and only one comma between turgid and fleshy. I think we can see that Jeff still likes his old jokes.

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So my question is, will that actually pop up in the game anyhow, or was it just an easter egg STR# back in the day?

The other one is:
"Anaximander unzips his robe and steps from it. His body is much better developed than you would have thought. The reward for your long, hard adventures is at hand!"

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quote:
Originally written by Slack Pumpkinhead:


"The turgid fleshy sex drones of Almaria sweep down upon you, hauling you away to pleasure-soaked realms beyond human comprehension. You immediately forget about Exile and its troubles, and well you should!"

"The turgid, fleshy, sex-drones of Almaria sweep down upon you, hauling you away to pleasure-soaked realms beyond human comprehension. You immediately forget about Avernum and its troubles, and well you should!"

Is scary and funny at the same time... :lol:

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You mean you didn't get swept off to Almaria?

...

That was so hot!

:eek:

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Exile I has something about Catholics, and one of the games has something about Nance and Elspeth.

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Originally by Slartucker:

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So my question is, will that actually pop up in the game anyhow, or was it just an easter egg STR# back in the day?
I think that if no one has come across it in-game after all this time, then it probably won't ever pop up.

Originally by Alorael:

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—Alorael, thinks it's also a new discovery, and it's even better than Anaximander no matter how well developed he may be.
Wait, Dikiyoba is confused. Who thinks what now?
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It's not new, it came up in the Anaximander thread (which I started) on General on the spidweb ikonboards.

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Seems Vogonish.

The Turgid Lurgid Bee.

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I definitely remember playing an Exile demo about a decade ago, and it definitely had a brothel in the first town. I remember no such things appearing in Avernum, easter eggs or not.

...that said, I wish I'd managed to trigger them.

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It might be something where the link that call for the text was deleted or altered but the text was left in during a script revision.

Still I never saw it playing either game and I was pretty thorough about going and talking to people.
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Exile 2/Avernum 2, actually:

"You rapidly convert to Catholicism. The demons flee in horror."

...a brothel, Ephesos? In Fort Exile? Are you sure about that?

[ Tuesday, October 17, 2006 06:35: Message edited by: Slack Pumpkinhead ]

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quote:
Originally written by Slack Pumpkinhead:

...a brothel, Ephesos? In Fort Exile? Are you sure about that?
Maybe it wasn't there... maybe it was just a nearby town. But there was definitely a brothel.

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I need to read the scrip files more often. I never heard about that whole Anaxamander thing. That's not really what I'd want after all that adventuring.

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quote:
Originally written by Ephesos:

quote:
Originally written by Slack Pumpkinhead:

...a brothel, Ephesos? In Fort Exile? Are you sure about that?
Maybe it wasn't there... maybe it was just a nearby town. But there was definitely a brothel.

I seem to remember it too - though I'm sure that it was only "hinted" at. The only brothel I remember that you could actually visit was in BoA's Crescent Valley.

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I don't remember a brothel. I remember a prostitute though.

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quote:
Originally written by Robert Daniel Oliver:

The only brothel I remember that you could actually visit was in BoA's Crescent Valley.
Crescent Valley was basically a brothel. Every female character verged on being a prostitute. Every... single... one.

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The author obviously had some Freudian issues to work out...

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quote:
Originally written by Robert Daniel Oliver:

The author obviously had some Freudian issues to work out...
Or else he thought we did.

Is the Catholic thing available in game?

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I always love when people discover these sort of things in the games. :D

Also I remember hearing about some special place that could only be visited if you wore pants in E3. But that was actually in the game wasn't it?

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