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What else do you play? in General
Warrior
Member # 2978
Profile #26
Scrabble and The Settlers of Catan (both online)are the only games I'm playing at the moment.

All the games I've bought recently - Total Club Manager 2003, Anno 1602, Galactic Civilizations & Capitalism 2 - turned out to be pure crap.

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Contradictions get me everything I want.
Love is all. Love is Evil.
Posts: 148 | Registered: Tuesday, May 13 2003 07:00
Artistic ambitions in General
Warrior
Member # 2978
Profile #21
"Does anyone here like art?" -Ironweed
"I paint warhammer models" -Master Chief, aka Sexually Transmitted Disease

If we were on IRC, this would be going to bash.org.

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Contradictions get me everything I want.
Love is all. Love is Evil.
Posts: 148 | Registered: Tuesday, May 13 2003 07:00
Entertainment from hell in General
Warrior
Member # 2978
Profile #25
Worst Book? I think there are only two books that I've started to read and didn't finish because they were sooooooo slow. You can't really judge a book as the worst ever if you didn't read all of it, but those two were:
1. The Silmarillion
2. Crime and Punishment

Worst Song: There's so much bad music in the world today, but after thinking long and hard, I have to give this prize to: Avril Lavigne's Sk8er Boi. If you've ever listened to the nonsensical drivel she sings and compared it to what she most likely means. Oh dear.

Worst Movie: I have a top 3.
1. Anaconda, which is so awful it doesn't count.
2. 8 Women, a french murder-mystery-musical, it obviously doesn't count either.
3. The very worst film ever: Full Frontal

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Contradictions get me everything I want.
Love is all. Love is Evil.
Posts: 148 | Registered: Tuesday, May 13 2003 07:00
Merry Christmas in General
Warrior
Member # 2978
Profile #32
quote:
Originally written by USA-se Xenerali-boariku CUSITURA:

Also, I have misgivings about celebrating Christmas for religious reasons, but hey, the presents are nice.
You mean you don't worship Mammon and his jolly disciple Mr.Claus like the rest of us?

Have a ho, and another ho, merry Christmas!

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Contradictions get me everything I want.
Love is all. Love is Evil.
Posts: 148 | Registered: Tuesday, May 13 2003 07:00
Spoiler Alert!!! in General
Warrior
Member # 2978
Profile #20
IN CROSSROADS OF TWILIGHT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING SIGNIFICANT HAPPENS

discuss

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Contradictions get me everything I want.
Love is all. Love is Evil.
Posts: 148 | Registered: Tuesday, May 13 2003 07:00
What was the first game u played? in General
Warrior
Member # 2978
Profile #27
"I don't know it's name. It was a really old PC game... It was a cannon, and you had to shoot some helicopters and planes, and men who jumped from the helicopters."

And if you missed 3 or 4 guys (on the same side) they would climb on to eachother and blow up your cannon? That game was called paratrooper, and it was among my first dozen games as well.

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Contradictions get me everything I want.
Love is all. Love is Evil.
Posts: 148 | Registered: Tuesday, May 13 2003 07:00
What was the first game u played? in General
Warrior
Member # 2978
Profile #2
I'm guessing that Boo was referring to SW games.
I played E2 first, followed by E1 on the same day.

The first game I ever played was probably Pacman.

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Contradictions get me everything I want.
Love is all. Love is Evil.
Posts: 148 | Registered: Tuesday, May 13 2003 07:00
To speak english or not to english speak veeri vel... in General
Warrior
Member # 2978
Profile #12
English is my favourite language.

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Contradictions get me everything I want.
Love is all. Love is Evil.
Posts: 148 | Registered: Tuesday, May 13 2003 07:00
Am I one of the oldest? in General
Warrior
Member # 2978
Profile #39
Aaaargh! I'm not getting any ideas!

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Contradictions get me everything I want.
Love is all. Love is Evil.
Posts: 148 | Registered: Tuesday, May 13 2003 07:00
How many of you people are above 35 years old and still.. in General
Warrior
Member # 2978
Profile #7
I'm neither above 35 nor do I play Avernum or Geneforge, so I qualify into this group through a double negative.

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Contradictions get me everything I want.
Love is all. Love is Evil.
Posts: 148 | Registered: Tuesday, May 13 2003 07:00
Time in General
Warrior
Member # 2978
Profile #6
I'm at GMT + 1 (Stockholm Syndrome Time) So it's 1.25 past midnight here.

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Contradictions get me everything I want.
Love is all. Love is Evil.
Posts: 148 | Registered: Tuesday, May 13 2003 07:00
Am I one of the oldest? in General
Warrior
Member # 2978
Profile #18
After reading through my response to Lord of Evil's post I realize that I shouldn't post it and will instead post this friendly piece of advice to myself and others:

If you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything nice. At all.

[ Sunday, October 19, 2003 14:22: Message edited by: Emron ]

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Contradictions get me everything I want.
Love is all. Love is Evil.
Posts: 148 | Registered: Tuesday, May 13 2003 07:00
I am new here...... in General
Warrior
Member # 2978
Profile #11
Sorry, I just thought WTF-ing as a concept is too good not to steal. You should take it as a compliment.

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Contradictions get me everything I want.
Love is all. Love is Evil.
Posts: 148 | Registered: Tuesday, May 13 2003 07:00
I am new here...... in General
Warrior
Member # 2978
Profile #9
I WTF you, Alec: WTF.

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Contradictions get me everything I want.
Love is all. Love is Evil.
Posts: 148 | Registered: Tuesday, May 13 2003 07:00
kobalds, Rakshasi and Beholders, i wonder what is everybodies favorout RPG monster in General
Warrior
Member # 2978
Profile #33
I like the Emps of Ultima 7. They are these little creepy tree-living pacifist demons.

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Contradictions get me everything I want.
Love is all. Love is Evil.
Posts: 148 | Registered: Tuesday, May 13 2003 07:00
How long you been playing Spiderweb in General
Warrior
Member # 2978
Profile #15
Using Lt. Sullust's post to count, I find that I got Exile 1 & 2 on a demo CD in the spring of 1998.
Funny, as I recall playing E2 through many long *dark* nights. I guess I didn't get hooked immediately but rediscovered the disc later that year.

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Contradictions get me everything I want.
Love is all. Love is Evil.
Posts: 148 | Registered: Tuesday, May 13 2003 07:00
Everything I ever needed to know about life... in General
Warrior
Member # 2978
Profile #32
Most of the games I have on my 'puter now are small, old games that I managed to rescue from my last harddrive's meltdown.

One Must Fall 2097. My brother keeps telling me Soul Calibur for the Dreamcast is the best fighting game ever. That's just because he hasn't played OMF. And I think it's freeware nowadays.

MadTV. Man, this is a gem, you run a TV-station, buy films, get advertising deals, select news, produce your own shows and so on. Unfortunately it's prone to frequent crashes.

7 Games about Commander Keen, I haven't played them in ages. I was so hooked on Keen 1 back in, hmm, was it third grade?

Sherlock. Computerized version of the old classic: "If the German guy smokes Camel Light and lives in a blue house, then who owns the fish?" IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Everything I ever needed to know about life__ (2)_files/biggrin.gif) Lurve it.

Savage Empire. Take the Ultima 6 Engine and characters and throw them into a prehistoric valley full of savage tribes and dinosaurs. Voilá, the most charming Ultima game ever.

Arcanum. The only big game I've reinstalled after the meltdown. Get it if you don't have it.

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Contradictions get me everything I want.
Love is all. Love is Evil.
Posts: 148 | Registered: Tuesday, May 13 2003 07:00
Reoccurring Dreams in General
Warrior
Member # 2978
Profile #9
Rather than dreams-within-dreams, I sometimes dream that I wake up, get up do my usual morning routine, then I dream that I wake up again, and know that last time it was just a dream, do my morning stuff, go off to school, then I dream that I wake up again and that last time I thought I woke up it was just a dream...
I'm not kidding you, I've once dreamt that I woke up three times the same morning before I woke up for real.

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Contradictions get me everything I want.
Love is all. Love is Evil.
Posts: 148 | Registered: Tuesday, May 13 2003 07:00
kobalds, Rakshasi and Beholders, i wonder what is everybodies favorout RPG monster in General
Warrior
Member # 2978
Profile #26
I like the Guardian.
For he shall be my Companion, my Provider...

...and my Master, Mwahahahaha!!

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Contradictions get me everything I want.
Love is all. Love is Evil.
Posts: 148 | Registered: Tuesday, May 13 2003 07:00
Weird Dreams in General
Warrior
Member # 2978
Profile #4
This night I dreamt that a friend of my grandparents had died, and his wife demanded to be buried alive with him. Then it degenerated into my grandfather fretting about getting bald, and my teenage sisters taking up smoking.

The worst dream I've ever had was that I picked so much on my sister that she went and drowned herself. I thought about drowning myself as well but my parents restrained me.

I often have really pleasant dreams so that I rather stay in bed 'til a few hours past noon than get up and go about looking fo a job.
Either adventurous dreams, inspired by something I've read/played/watched or the Morrissey kind of dreams...

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Contradictions get me everything I want.
Love is all. Love is Evil.
Posts: 148 | Registered: Tuesday, May 13 2003 07:00
Extrapolated 100m (4.972chains or 109.4yards) spirnt times in General
Warrior
Member # 2978
Profile #4
We wont. Your behaviour is enough punishment in itself IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards Extrapolated 100m (4_972chains or 109_4yards) spirnt times_files/wink.gif)

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Contradictions get me everything I want.
Love is all. Love is Evil.
Posts: 148 | Registered: Tuesday, May 13 2003 07:00
The "About us" topic in General
Warrior
Member # 2978
Profile #76
Sorry about the sig thing Alorael, I know half the people of this board have probably been trying to hi-jack your sig at some point. I don't know what came over me IMAGE(Spiderweb Software Boards The About us topic4_files/biggrin.gif)

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Contradictions get me everything I want.
Love is all. Love is Evil.
Posts: 148 | Registered: Tuesday, May 13 2003 07:00
Real Rpg's in General
Warrior
Member # 2978
Profile #17
I couldn't decide what to say to that so choose a reply from the following.

1. That's what they want you to think

2. Crystal Soul might have been the **** in the seventies but It's not something your regular dealer carries these days.

3. Do I really need to use those pesky little gremlin-faces everytime I'm not being dead serious?

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Contradictions get me everything I want.
Love is all. Love is Evil.
Posts: 148 | Registered: Tuesday, May 13 2003 07:00
The "About us" topic in General
Warrior
Member # 2978
Profile #70
OMG! There's something moving in my room. It's taking control of my body and...

...finishing your sentence for you.

— Alorael, who would like to congratulate Emsam for being the only one who managed to present the answers in an easily readable format. Not that your answers are anymore interesting than anyone else, but it's still a nifty trick. Now, if you could apply this skill somewhere other than an online forum you might not be unemployed much longer.

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Contradictions get me everything I want.
Love is all. Love is Evil.
Posts: 148 | Registered: Tuesday, May 13 2003 07:00
The "About us" topic in General
Warrior
Member # 2978
Profile #68
Name: Emjay a.k.a. Joel
Quest: Landing a record deal
Fave Color: Blue
Job: Looking for one actually
Fave Books: Wheel of Time series, anything by Ursula Le Guin and Douglas Adams
Fave TV Shows/Movies: I don't have a TV and the DVD in my puter is broken. I'm broke so I don't go to the cinema. I like books.
Fave Bands/Artists: Martin Sexton, Lewis Taylor, Jeff Buckley, Rebecka Törnqvist, K's Choice
Fave Songs: Believe by K's Choice, I couldn't Love You Anymore by Rebecka Törnqvist
Age: 19
** Species: Look! It's our big chance to think up a weird, wonderful and 'witty' answer to show everyone how creative, and CUH-RAZY! we are.
Computer: I own a P3 500Mhz, but right now I'm on my brothers slightly older machine
"What plane are you from?" See **
Gender: eMale
All my base are belong to: The Government
Region of the Universe: See **

What do you think various members look like? I'll have to go with Khoth's answer here: "I think they look like humans, but pale and unfit"
Correct Use of EVOL: this has already been answered: TEH EVOL ONE!

And the following questions are too useless to deserve an answer. Thank you for wasting our time.
Lunch last Tuesday:
How many holes in the ceiling do you prefer?
When did you last brush your teeth?
»Do you feed lemons to your pet alligator?
»What does (§³·ß)Ð/µª=ƒ mean?
»Do you own any medieval or medieval-style weaponry?

Did you forget anything?
Yes. One of my mottos is that you've always forgotten something and you wont find out what until it's too late.

[ Monday, October 13, 2003 02:43: Message edited by: Emsam ]

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Contradictions get me everything I want.
Love is all. Love is Evil.
Posts: 148 | Registered: Tuesday, May 13 2003 07:00

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