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New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #372
LF: You stupid monsters are going to die!

*LF pulls out a razor-disc and closes his eyes. Soon the disc starts flying after bats and slicing through them, while Mars continues to throws his daggers, and Wiseman fires his crossbow. As LF is killing random bats, one bat lunges at LF from behind, but LF slices it in half with his sword, but unfortunately losses focus on the razordisc and it slashes Mars's arm.

Mars: Ow, that bloody hurt.
LF: Sorry.

*Mars heals himself, then throws a dagger at a bat that was trying to get Wiseman from behind.

Wiseman: Thanks.
Mars: Don't mention it.

*Wiseman kills 2 bats that were going after LF.

OOC:
Who am I forgetting to include... Oh yeah.

IC:
*Alex decides that the fire isn't working and freezes a bunch of bats in mid-air, which causes them to fall and shatter on the ground.

Alex: They just keep on coming.
Wiseman: Yeah, I know.

OOC:
How long are we gonna fight these demonic bats?

[ Sunday, May 04, 2003 15:23: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #368
OOC: Dang it. I go off for a bit after I start this and everyone posts a bunch of stuff. Oh well.

IC:
*After a few hours Mars decides that it's time to take his body back from the control of the demon, or be destroyed trying. Upon finding his body, Mars discovers that the demon has already been removed from his body, which Mars happily reclaims. Mars arises from where he's laying and searches for someone he knows. Shortly after he began his search, he comes across Lone Flame.

Lone Flame: Welcome back to the land of the living.

Mars: I could say the same for you. Got any idea what's going on?

Lone Flame: Not really, but the would seem to be some strange thingy that we could use you're help destroying.

Mars: Cool.

*Mars and LF blast the bats with repeated fire spells, but the spells seem to not have as great an effect as desired and the bats are still alive.

Mars: Ever hear of fireproof bats?

LF: Yeah. In Avernum.

*Mars pulls out his throwing daggers and kills several bats with them. While Mars is doing that LF pulls out his broadsword, jumps in air, and swings his average quality sword and kills 3 of the bat, then LF falls to the ground and casts Avatar on himself just in time to save himself from a horde of bats that are about to kill him

[ Sunday, May 04, 2003 11:01: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Release dates... in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #4
Personally I don't care which platform it gets release on first, altough I only play it on the iMac, cause the Zell has too much it has to do already without adding fun games other than Q3 A, and UT.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #359
OOC: You know what they say, "patience is a virtue"... Actually come to think of it, patience is for people who have way too much free time on their hands.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #356
*LF cuts off the tape on Mars's body.

LF: I hope he decides what's best for himself. Anyway, we've spent enough time on this issue. Now that Mars is able to fend for himself, let us get started on the mission.

OOC:
I've been wondering something for the past few days: Whatever happened to the silly fun we used to have at the inn. Everything is so serious these days. After we're done on this continent, can we be silly again?
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
What feature that the Avernum series lacked would you most like to see in BoA? in Blades of Avernum
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #51
That's why lord Jeff needs to make it to where the game creates a file that stores custom item graphics so that the items can be transfered between scenarios.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #354
OOC:
Mars may actually be savable, although I doubt it. Considering his demonicness is based on the movie series, Evil Dead. Only one man was able to regain his humanity, and he was the star of the series. So basically, Mars is probably screwed. Yay to my subconcious for thinking that one up. Anyway.

IC:
Lone Flame: So you mean to tell me Mars is a demon now?!? Well, no wonder he tried to kill me. I'm gonna go see if I can't bring him back to normal... or kill him. Anyone with me?

Wiseman: I'll go with you, but only if you have some shurikens in that jacket of your.

LoneFlame: Of course I have shurikens in here. I have everything and the kitchen sink in here. Shall we go?

*After a few hours of searching, casting a modified magic map spell on a piece of paper, LF and WM have no success.

Wiseman: I wish that pathetic loser would show up so I can beat the hell out of his weak self.

*Mars despells his stealth spell and tries to stabs Wiseman, LF casts force cage on Mars before Mars can get him.

Wiseman: I knew that would work.

LoneFlame: Nice plan. Now to make him transportable.

*LF castes slow on Mars and Avatar on himself. Then LF pulls out ye holy roll of tape and binds Mars with several layers of it. Then WM and LF return to ef, while draggin Mars with them.

[ Saturday, May 03, 2003 09:07: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #352
OOC: Who cares?!? It's pointless to include your character in secret organisation with a (very)limited number of members on the planet you're on, just to sell inane junk.

IC:

*LF pulls out his iPod and some headphones, sits down in a chair and proceeds to listen to some Beethoven while waiting to see if anyone will let him in on the mission.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
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New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #346
OOC:
Well, I am simply training you for the real world. Besides you insult my intellegance and treat me like an insect too. So technically we're even in those 2 fields. Not that it really matters if you insult my intellegence, since my IQ is only like 131 or something, so I'm not really that smart.

Besides you need to stop acting like you're me 4 years ago. It gets rather irritating to have to deal with someone I who reminds me of someone I don't like. Although your situation is kind of ironic, but I don't feel like giving you the details on how it's ironic.

Besides I don't treat others much worse than I treat myself, so technically I'm not being unfair when I dish out insults and smart remarks to people.

Sidenote: Few people actually care about my opinion anyway, so why should you?

[ Friday, May 02, 2003 19:45: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Spell stuff in BoA in Blades of Avernum
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #16
quote:
Originally posted by Desert Plah:
There is no immunity to acid, (so far in Exile, haven't tested Avernum), and you need items to resist and cure it.
2 words: Basic Necklace
Which makes you IMMUNE to acid.

Terror is a stupid spell, but force cage is truely more worthless.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #344
OOC:
Zephyr, let's see here. There was ADoS, Ragnarok, Lone Flame, and Alorael. Out of those 4 only Alorael is a mod(as far as I know) So thus it was probably him. If you'd pay more attention to stuff and were as smart as you claim to be, you would have figured that one out on your own.

IC:

Lone Flame: So what's going on?

Wiseman: Just a mission. Nothin to concern yourself with.

Lone Flame: Alrighty then. If you need me, I'm gonna be trying to beat the crap out of Mars for blasting me with a fireball.

*With that said LF leaves and returns an hour later.

Sullust: Well?

Lone Flame: I couldn't find him. Can I come on the mission?
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Oh man...CHECK YOUR PRIVATE MESSAGES, PEOPLE! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #43
I don't actually care if it works on my iMac or not, cause I got my Zell to cover what the iMac doesn't(like UT, Q3A, Kazaa) and the iMac to cover what the annoying Zell can't(like my site, graphics creation, waking me up in the morning.)
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Oh man...CHECK YOUR PRIVATE MESSAGES, PEOPLE! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #42
I don't actually care if it works on my iMac or not, cause I got my Zell to cover what the iMac doesn't and the iMac to cover what the annoying Zell can't.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
"Georgians Plan Whites-Only Prom Party" in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #18
But ya know what's really funny about racism... The KKK capitol of the world is in Pennsylvania. Everyone always thought it was in the South. But it makes sense when you think about it. Ever wonder why there aren't many blacks in Pennsylvania?

Cause Pennsylvania is full of white power fanatics.

But here's the true definition of KKK white power... Being able to get off the couch and go to the fridge to get a beer for you and your sister/wife/mother, while blaiming the blacks for your life sucking.

Now there are some white dudes out there who will call me a racist for saying that. Unto them I say, I'm a white guy, you friggin idiot.

Also racism in the South for the most part was brought upon Southers by the Northerners. The North hoped to divide the South and use the blacks against the whites during reconstruction. And let me tell you something about that: It worked. And I'm pissed at the South for letting the North win 2 times in a row.

Sidenote: I'd also like to despell a common misconception about the South. It's not the land of the inbreeders, nor has it ever been... Well, unless you count 2nd and 3rd cousins. But anyway. That little award goes to the Mid-West farm belt area, which also seems to be very white.

Btw, just in case I didn't mention it, racism isn't limited to just white people. Racists come in every color.

[ Friday, May 02, 2003 17:18: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Payment System... in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #6
I usually order by mail, mainly cause I'm under 18 and have no credit card. Yay for Money Orders, the prefered way of paying stuff as far as I am concerned.

[ Friday, May 02, 2003 17:30: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
A Few Things Spiderweb Games Have Taught Us in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #46
130: no matter which town you're in, killing a stray cat, dog, or lizard is a crime punishable by death.

131: However, if you encase them in barriers and cast quickfire on them, or kill them with a spell like protective circle, it's okay. The same goes for doing it to people.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #333
*While fleeing Alex, Mars bumps into Lone Flame.

Lone Flame: Hey Mars, can I have my stuff back.

*Mars tosses his jacket at Lone Flame.

Mars: Fine, keep your worthless junk. I don't require that crap anymore!
Lone Flame: Whatever. Could be any more of a jerk?
Mars: Buzz off.

*Mars blasts LF with a Fireball spell and vanishes.

Lone Flame: Ow. What in the hell has that boy been smoking. Cause I bet we could make some serious money off it. Oh well.

*LF picks up his jacket, which reaks with a foul stench. Then LF pulls out a can of disinfectant and air freshener and cleans off his jacket, which he puts on after he has finished cleaning it.

Lone Flame: He sure didn't believe in taking care of things. Well, time to get back to the others.

*LF returns to the inn.

[ Friday, May 02, 2003 16:19: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #327
OOC:
Zephyr, your curses do not scare one who hangs out with demons and vampires. Besides your wannabe powers can't harm me, for I am the flame and thus I can't get burned, unlike you.

As for allies, you holding grudges over the slightest thing will keep you from having any. I don't hold grudges and thus I am blessed with good allies.

To hell with this crap. I've wasted enough time on you. You are a trivial nothing. And if you don't change your ways you will always be a trivial nothing. Expect no more from me, unless you really anger me. I recommend that from here on in we ignore this vole and continue on with our story. And Zephyr, take you whinning and sob stories to someone who cares.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Good bye. in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #1
Goodbye, person I don't know.
I hope you find a forum site that makes you happy.
And may you have much sucess in shtuff.

I am sorry that one such as yourself must leave. You seem very nice in your postings. I'm sure you will be missed.

Anyway, goodluck in life.

[ Friday, May 02, 2003 12:39: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #323
*After much wondering around LF finds ef and the others.

Lone Flame: Hey everyone. Do y'all mind if I tag along for a while?
ef: Not at all. Just don't go insane on us again.
Lone Flame: Fair enough. By the way, does anyone know where Mars is?
Wiseman: Probably at the bar.
Lone Flame: Alright. If you need me, I'll be hunting down Mars to get my stuff back.

*With that said, Lone Flame leaves the inn and heads for the bar. After not finding him there, LF searches the surrounding area, with no luck. LF then tries the local blacksmith, and fails to find Mars there.

Lone Flame: Strange. Where could he be? Oh well. I guess I'll just go back to the blacksmith's and get some equipment.

*LF goes to the blacksmith's shop and buys an iron broadsword, iron studded armor, an iron helm, and an iron dagger with the gold he swipped from a local drunk while he was at the bar.

OOC: Is it too much to ask for that whinning brat to get a life? Guess so. Let's just ignore him to he becomes more mature.

Anyway. Whinny little kid, please stop messing up our story, before I give TrueGamerOmega another copy of his password, and have him annoy you.

[ Friday, May 02, 2003 12:33: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Political Jokes in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #21
I wish I had this one picture I shaw once. It was awsome.

It had Bush, with a silly smile on his face, shaking hands with Hitler.

[ Thursday, May 01, 2003 19:04: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #315
OOC:
Well, time to create a new character.

IC:
(blank)

OOC:
Can't think of anything. Hmmm. Well, I'll just have to revive one.

IC:

(meanwhile on the accended plains)

Larkon: For violation of the sacred rules of the accended, I hearby cast you unto the mortal realm to live for a thousand years.
Lone Flame: What rule did I break?
Larkon: Openly interfering in the affairs of the mortals.
Lone Flame: Oh. Well, no one ever gave me a rulebook.
Larkon: Yes we did. You left in a field somewhere.
Lone Flame: Oh yeah. I forgot all about it. Btw, do I get to keep my accended powers?
Larkon: No! In fact, you will be far weaker than you were before you accended. I hearby grant you limited magic. I shall leave you to those drug dealing friends of yours. Now get going.

*Lone Flame is cast down to the mortal plains, where he proceeds to look for ef.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
What feature that the Avernum series lacked would you most like to see in BoA? in Blades of Avernum
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #44
I want the fire barrier, force barrier, and quickfire spells. Then woe to the towns(which I could do with those spells).
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Number of Beta Testers in Blades of Avernum
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #3
Same here. I hope I get to beta test(though it probably won't happen). It would give me an actual purpose in life(other than forum sites and StarGate SG-1)

(edited to remove some typos, I think)
(edited to add "some" and ", think" to the post)

[ Thursday, May 01, 2003 18:30: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00

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