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What World Leader to like best. in General
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Guardian
Member # 2080
 written Thursday, May 8 2003 23:43 Profile #24
I like god, even though it's not even a living being, or a single entity. It is instead the entire universe, which is what the bible would have said if man had not have corrupted it.
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Because so many people do this.... in General
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Guardian
Member # 2080
 written Thursday, May 8 2003 22:09 Profile #14
quote:
Originally posted by Wizard:
Congratulations! Keep up the good work until you get more posts than Alorael; which is if not impossible then really, really hard
Yeah, that would require me teleporting to where he's at and locking him in a basement for several years.

[ Thursday, May 08, 2003 23:45: Message edited by: Lord Lone Flame ]
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What World Leader to like best. in General
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Guardian
Member # 2080
 written Thursday, May 8 2003 21:28 Profile #22
quote:
Originally posted by X:
[QB]I think there is a special circle of Hell reserved for all world leaders.QB]
There is. It's called the 9th layer of hell. As we all know there were originally 7 layers of hell. Then the 8th layer was created in preparation for the coming of the ultimate evil in the form man(me) and his friends. What is strange is the fact that the 8th layer was created long before it was needed, but only because it was known that this evil was coming, but it was no where near as bad as the world leaders, so it didn't deserve to be punished as much.
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ATTENTION ORDER MAGE in General
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Guardian
Member # 2080
 written Thursday, May 8 2003 17:45 Profile #10
Besides, abuse is a fun... er, I mean, effective way to help someone learn something.
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New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
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Guardian
Member # 2080
 written Thursday, May 8 2003 17:41 Profile #396
Cyan: Mars, Cover the people fleeing. Flame, You and I will attack the enemy forces.

Mars & LF: Got it.

*Mars rushes to the fleeing masses and summons hordes of monsters to act as body shields. LF and Cyan rush the enemy lines. Cyan freeze 2 soldiers. A soldier stabs Cyan in the chest and removes his blade. Cyan's wound heals, while Cyan tosses the soldier into some other soldiers. Several archers shoot Cyan with arrows, while mages blast at him with fireballs

Cyan: It'll take more than that to stop me.

*LF is surrounded by soldiers and they hack him to pieces. Then LF appears next to the soldiers.

LF: Um, you missed.

*LF decapitates a soldier and blinds another with a fireball spell. A fleeing townsperson is hit with an arrow. Mars pulls it out and heals the person. Then Mars summons more monsters to shield the people.

[ Thursday, May 08, 2003 17:42: Message edited by: Lord Lone Flame ]
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ATTENTION ORDER MAGE in General
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Guardian
Member # 2080
 written Thursday, May 8 2003 17:27 Profile #4
Amen to that.

And then I will sit and laugh at the death of Order Mage who just hasn't figured out how the game is played and will be crucified by Scorp.

To Order Mage: Duck and run boy cause Scorp's commin after ya.

Also, be glad I'm not coming after you.
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Because so many people do this.... in General
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Guardian
Member # 2080
 written Thursday, May 8 2003 17:22 Profile #10
Once. perhaps. but I post a lot in the RPs. And at many other places.
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1000 For Me! in General
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Guardian
Member # 2080
 written Thursday, May 8 2003 14:48 Profile #24
To Little Miss Agoraphobia:
Congrads to ya. May thine postings reach beyond 2000.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Because so many people do this.... in General
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Guardian
Member # 2080
 written Thursday, May 8 2003 14:44 Profile #4
Thanks everyone.

I think I owe most of it to the following topics...
NSI, Who would win, Did the Vahnatai actually do this?, a little ToM, and Around the place.

The rest was either minor postings or spamifications
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Because so many people do this.... in General
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Guardian
Member # 2080
 written Thursday, May 8 2003 13:41 Profile #0
I thought I'd do the same.

I've finally hit post 1000.

(insert computer generated cheers, to suppliment the lack of actual people cheering, here)
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Hey, I think I found something in General
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Guardian
Member # 2080
 written Thursday, May 8 2003 13:34 Profile #12
How can it be legal, when they're selling it for less than Jeff does?
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New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
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Guardian
Member # 2080
 written Thursday, May 8 2003 12:51 Profile #392
*LF pulls out his broadsword, while Cyan pulls out his lead pipe... er, I mean, staff, and Mars pulls out his daggers.

Cyan: We made it, time to kill some people.
Mars: And if we fail in our attempt to save these people, may we die honorable deaths.
Cyan: Speak for yourself, LF and I are already dead.

*LF blasts 21 soldiers with a Firestorm spell.

Mars: What do ya know, you can actually kill 21 people with that spell.

*Cyan freezes 8 soldiers. Mars stabs one soldier, while slitting the throat of another. Wiseman decipitates a soldier.
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PM's in General
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Guardian
Member # 2080
 written Thursday, May 8 2003 12:37 Profile #1
No one knows. It remains a mystery even unto this day.
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New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
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Guardian
Member # 2080
 written Thursday, May 8 2003 00:44 Profile #389
OOC: I was going to post this several hours ago, but got sidetracked. I'm just glad no one has started anythin. Anyway, here it is.

IC:
*LF and Cyan find Mars and together they get together and plan out their part of the operation.

LF: Alright. What we're gonna do is go invisible and sneak our way to the city.
Cyan: Can we kill off a few random soldiers that wondered off from the rest of their group?
LF: I guess so. It would help, although it might reveal that we're here, but it doesn't really matter cause they'll notice we're there soon enough.
Mars: What condition is the city in?
LF: It's been under siege for a while. I'd say we're gonna have to hurry if we want to get there before it's walls are destroyed. Before we go, I want both of you to equip these on both arms.

*Mars grabs some wristblade armbands from LF's jacket. LF, Mars, and Cyan put them on.

Cyan: What in the hell are these?
Mars: They're wristblade armband. Put'em on, push the gem, and the blade pops out.
Cyan: Cool. My turn to contribute.

*Cyan pulls out 3 amulets from his robes. Mars, Cyan, and LF put the amulets on.

Mars: Very nice looking. What do they do?
Cyan: When you say the word "Pantera", they make you invisible.
LF: You listen to that band way too much.
Cyan: Yeah, I know. Anyway. Flame, what are you going to contribute?

*LF pulls out 6 small orbs, 2 blue, 2 red, 2 cyan. Then he places one of each color in a room on the ship. Then he gives one to Cyan and another to Mars.

Cyan: What do these do?
LF: They're teleportation devices. If things get too dicy, we can use them to return to the ship. Just say GWAR to activate them.
Mars: And you're complaining about Cyan's obsession with Pantera. Now that we're situated, let's go and see if we can catch up with everyone else, since they were smart enough to prepare before we got to shore, and thus left before we even got started. We're gonna have to hurry if we want to catch up with them in time.

*After much marching and occasionaly killing a stray soldier or 2, Mars, LF, and Cyan arrive at the city and jion the others to help evacuate.

[ Thursday, May 08, 2003 10:46: Message edited by: Lord Lone Flame ]
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Publicly displayed names in General
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Guardian
Member # 2080
 written Tuesday, May 6 2003 17:57 Profile #41
quote:
Originally posted by Zephyr Tempest, The Mindwarper:
I got this name because I was watching an episode of Pokemon and I saw the Zephyr badge, I thought it was cool and I liked the word Zephyr(don't ask), and the word Tempest came from one of my favorite songs; The Tempest , and I like that word, too(a tempest is a voilent windstorm.). And Mindwarper because I have a lot of perception and confusion abilities.
Oh, and zephyr means west wind.
First off, stop watching Pokemon(it rots your already pathetic mind). Second, you aren't confusing, just annoying. My friend TGO and buddist monks are confusing.
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Thyron IV Concept RP in General
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Guardian
Member # 2080
 written Tuesday, May 6 2003 16:29 Profile #6
Someone get me a Dr Pepper and something to get rid of my headache, so I can finish reading the first post of this topic.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Friends in General
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Guardian
Member # 2080
 written Tuesday, May 6 2003 12:32 Profile #14
I've got one friend. Many allies. A few enemies. And several indifferents.

And the only reason why I have one friend he is cause I introduced him to this site.
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Got any suggestions in General
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Guardian
Member # 2080
 written Monday, May 5 2003 22:30 Profile #2
Basically, stuff you'd hear in a movie when something really dramatic is happening.
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Got any suggestions in General
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Guardian
Member # 2080
 written Monday, May 5 2003 20:03 Profile #0
I was wondering if anyone had any suggestions for some really epic music.

Anyone with a good suggestion, please post it.
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Release dates... in General
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Guardian
Member # 2080
 written Monday, May 5 2003 17:57 Profile #15
Fear the flame Vlad. Better, yet, go kill some small children in my name

[ Monday, May 05, 2003 19:00: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
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Rating in General
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Guardian
Member # 2080
 written Monday, May 5 2003 17:27 Profile #16
because they want lower karma
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Publicly displayed names in General
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Guardian
Member # 2080
 written Monday, May 5 2003 14:09 Profile #10
But as we all know the iDavid model is gonna get replaced by the eDavid, while another model gets created and steals the name iDavid.
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Rating in General
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Guardian
Member # 2080
 written Monday, May 5 2003 14:07 Profile #6
I can. But I already used my one self-vote once.

But that required an alternate persona, and my alternate persona is now collecting dust from lack of use.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
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Guardian
Member # 2080
 written Monday, May 5 2003 14:03 Profile #380
Mars: So, let's see here. I have 3 Aces and 2 kings.
LF: And I have 4 kings and an ace. I win.
Mars: Dang it.
LF: Wanna play again?
Mars: Sure.

(After some bets, drawing, and raising)

Mars: I've got three 5s and two 4s.
LF: Royal Flush.
Mars: You cheating son of a...

*Mars throws a dagger at Lone Flame's chest and it goes right into his heart.

LF: Ow! That bloody hurt. Why did you do that?
Mars: I don't care if we aren't betting, no one cheats me at cards.

*LF pulls the dagger out of his chest and his wound regenerates. Then LF gives Mars the finger and wonders off to the deck. LF makes his way to a pretty scenic spot on the deck and pulls a fold out chair from his jacket and puts it together. Then LF sits and stares at the view.

LF: I wonder what the powers that conspire against my friends want and why they are doing the things they are.

*A person appears behind LF.

Cyan: That's a good mystery.
LF: Yeah. I know... Wait a sec.

*LF turns and sees his old rival Cyan.

LF: How did you get here?
Cyan: Same way you did. I'm here to seek your help in a quest of great importance to slay a very evil creature and restore my place and yours in the land of the ascended.
LF: What about the years of hatred between the 2 of us?
Cyan: Well, I've had much time to think, and I realized that I wasted so much of my life fighting with you and in the process I hurt so many people. I want to return to being the guy who does the right thing, like I was back in days of the demonic invasions of our world. Besides you and your friends have already begun this quest. So, all I'd be is another adventurer who's jioned the cause.
LF: Well, you'll have to ask our leader if you can jion. Personally, I could care less either way, although your powers could be a useful, though temporary addition to the fight.

OOC:
Man, that was long. Hopefully, I can remove Cyan and LF from the RP after this mission is over. And they can return to the floating island of mandango... er, I mean, the ascended plains and bother no one ever again.

[ Monday, May 05, 2003 19:24: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
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Publicly displayed names in General
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Guardian
Member # 2080
 written Monday, May 5 2003 13:46 Profile #8
I created this name back in early 2000 shortly after I bought StarCraft. It was a symbol of my renegade spirit and love of fire. And for some reason for the most part it has stuck with me. On Chulak and Desperance I actually used something else, then in time I returned to using Lone Flame everywhere... well, expect AIM, which I used to use it under until I forgot my password. Then I used DSLoneFlame, with the DS standing for Demon Slayer which sprang from my Exile playing.
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