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The Sands of Time in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #124
Re'kar: So, we have another being who is supposed to deal with this disturbance. Good. We definately need to hurry and get on with the long drawn out thingy.
Esper: Indeed. Do you know the best route?
Re'kar: Well, the closest route is just to the south, however, if we teleport to the west, we'll find a tunnel the has been blocked off by barriers. If we use magic to teleport behind the barriers, we can walk the rest of the way.
SW: I thought teleporting was dangerous.
Re'kar: Only if we went straight to the base. The route we are teleporting to is far enough away from the base to not be effected by the anti-teleportation fields.

*Re'kar opens a portal. And steps in. Mars, ShadowWolf, Sir David, Nico, Esper, Bob, and Motrax follow Re'kar into the portal. After much walking, they arrive at a Vahnatai style fort which is in near perfect shape and is crawling with guards.

Mars: Soon the fun will begin, but first we need to throw together a hastely made plan of attack.
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The Sands of Time in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #120
OOC: A2, E2. It's all the same. So let's head for that. Technically the Vahnatai aren't awakened yet, so figuring out which Vahnatai group is Rentar's should be easy. Which reminds me, why isn't it possible for someone to dig through the barrier tunnel? Oh well. not important.

IC:
Re'kar: Anyway let's hurry to the south to the location where formello will be. Then we can teleport to the other side of the tunnel and take 1 of the 2 boats there. And row down a bunch of waterfalls, while encountering an insane crystal soul and having to go through it's screwed up dungeon. After losing all of our food rations from the waterfall, we'll come across this tunnel where we'll fight an ice drake. Then it's onward to fight countless hydras and nullbugs.
Sir David: You're kidding, right?
Re'kar: Sadly, no. Fortunately, fighting the Vahnatai guarding the path before the icedrake cave might not be on the list of things to do.
Mars: Well, that sucks. Oh well. The sooner we get started, the sooner it's over. Good thing we can replace the food with mana spells.

OOC: Note to self, figure out why the left speaker(s) of a stereo is(are) the first one(s) to stop working right.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
The Sands of Time in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #116
OOC: Oh well. For once I think we should actually finish an RP, instead of leaving it alone and unfinished forever.

IC:
*Suddenly a Vahnatai appears near Mars.

Sir David: It's a Vahnatai! Kill it.
Mars: Wait a sec, I know that guy.
Re'kar: Hello humans.
Mars: Um, I'm not human.
Re'kar: Oh yeah. That's right. I remember you. I bought this wonderful cloak off of you. Anyway. Time to get to my point for being here. There has been much disturbance in the space time flow of this realm, and as a member of the ascended, it is my job to fix the massive flaws that occur in the various realmz. Well, that and the fact that I got thrown out.
Mars: Oh, dammit. Not another one of those descendeds. First LF, then Cyan, and now Re'kar. Why won't you people quit screwing up and leave us alone?!!!?
Re'kar: Okay. So, do you want my help or not? After all, you've just lost 2 guys.
Sir David: 2? I thought we just lost 1.
Re'kar: No. Someone actually found a way home, too bad for him his actions just destroyed his realm. That's why you have to correct this time thingy before you can go home.
ShadowWolf: That is very strange. Why does it destroy our realm?
Re'kar: I don't know. I guess it just does. No one ever bothers to explain to the decended the important details of their missions.
Sir David: Anyway. Are we going to do this thing or what?

OOC: I plan on sending Re'kar to Chalkra to get LF to tell him where Rentar is. Then everyone can go there, kick the crap out of Rentar, restore the time fields, and go home. What do you think?

[ Tuesday, May 20, 2003 18:37: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
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The Sands of Time in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #112
OOC: Just create a character that's practical and has a name that's easy to spell or I'm dual PCing myself.

IC:
Mars: Well, I'm tired of standing around and waiting. If only I knew where Rentar was, I would give her a piece of mind.

Sir David: But you don't know where she is.

Mars: True. But I know of someone who would. Too bad he's on another planet. Man, life sucks. Oh well, at least I'm not like I would have been.

OOC:
Note to self, no matter how pressed for time I am, never use my teeth to remove that glob of dried glue from the top of my modeling glue container
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
The Sands of Time in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #106
How bout you answer this: Can you create a character who's name is easier to spell, so I don't have to copy and paste the name whenever I want to include him in my post?
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #451
*Ryan walks to the room where ef is at and immediately notices Wiseman and Maestro.

Ryan: (Blademasters. Who would have thought I'd get to see on of those again? Time to see how good they are.) Hey, bladesmaster, I challange to you non-deathmatch combat.
Wiseman: I'm too busy to deal with you at the moment.
Ryan: Aw. That sucks. I really wanted to see how good you were.
Wiseman: Perhaps another time. Hey, ef, where did this guy come from. I've never seen him around before.
ef: He's a captured enemy soldier. And he sley Mars.
Wiseman: Mars is dead? Pity. He was a good warrior. If he's captured, why is he roaming around freely?
Ryan: That milkshake guy let me go, but only if I tasted his new flavor. It was horrible beyond discription, but now I'm free and I might as well help you, since I've got nothing better to do.

[ Tuesday, May 20, 2003 09:48: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
The Sands of Time in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #104
OOC: Mars is a Warrior/Mage/Priest, but only cause his people live a long time and he's had time to practice all of those skills.

IC:
Mars: Okay, perhaps we should stop fighting among ourselves.

SW: Agreed.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
The Sands of Time in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #95
OOC: Hmmm, I'll just have to test the missle thing. Let's see here made of metal...

IC:
*To test his new crystal throwing daggers, Mars throws a bottle of acid in the air and throws a dagger at it, thus shattering it, unfortunately it shatters above Rojhiniok. After burning Rojhiniok with acid, Mars cleanses it and tries to appoligize for his mistake, however Rojhiniok gets stuck in one of those oddball rages and tries to kill Mars.

Mars: Okay, I can't stand this crap anymore. Now I think I'll take a lesson from a former comrad in arms, Cyan.

*Mars encases Rojhiniok in a very cold block of ice.

Mars: All hail the new master of the DeepFreeze spell.
SW: How bout, no.

OOC:
LF wasn't immune to any attacks unless he cast Avatar first. As we all know Avatar was a spell in the Exile games, and thus isn't just something I made up to make myself stronger.

Also, if it doesn't have a hood, it's not a cloak. Without a hood it would be a cape.

Btw, Being able to transform into various objects is something that is unrealistic and too cheap for us to have to deal with. Make a new character. And drop the percentage BS.

[ Monday, May 19, 2003 17:37: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
The Sands of Time in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #91
OOC: No, FB, you can't return til you come up with a character as normal as LF was just before death(insanity is an optional)

IC:
(No In Character)
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #449
OOC: Origonally Mars was just going to die, but someone had to go and kill Ryan in another RP, so here he is. Basically, an average human with no great abilities and is only good at melee, and also he has no magic skill at all. Sidenote, Mars isn't dead, he's just been transfered to another RP.

IC:
*Alex walks up to Ryan, who is chained up.

Ryan: Oh goody, I finally get to have someone come and torture me for information.
Alex: Well, somebody seems happy. Do you want a chocolate seaweed milkshake?
Ryan: I would rather get ripped apart by zombies.
Alex: I see... How bout a Strawberry Cabbage milkshake?
Ryan: I would rather have my eyes ripped out and salt thrown into the crater where my eyes once were.
Alex: Right... So, anyway, let's get the torture thing on and then we can move on to the Eye removing, salt throwing, zombie ripping stuff.
Ryan: Hold on on sec. You mean you're actually gonna do that stuff to me?
Alex: Yeah. You said that you would rather have that stuff done than have one of my milkshakes, instead of simply saying no.
Ryan: But that's the kind of stuff I was told to say if I were ever captured. I didn't actually mean it, although the milkshake flavors do sound very disgusting.
Alex: That's the whole idea. They're health shakes.
Ryan: Figures. Anyway. I don't know anything and I'm of no actual use to you in any practical way. Can I go free.
Alex: I'm sorry, but no. You might tell the enemy about various things you saw.
Ryan: It never fails. For some reason I never seem to be able to talk my way out of imprisonment. Oh well. Can I jion up with you guys?
Alex: I guess so, but you don't get to do anything important.
Ryan: As if I ever got to do anything important in the first place.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
The Sands of Time in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #88
OOC: Ryan wasn't a godlike character. Hell, Mars isn't even a godlike character. The origonal LF was, but he lost most of that power and eventually died and went to a semi-better place. Anyway, I found a good use for Ryan in the NSI, since the Time Portals don't always bring people in from the exact time, which makes things make sense, somewhat. Also if the godlike characters don't stop coming, I'm going to bring in one of my dust covered power characters and pull a ToM and do the powerful weapons falling from the sky, since LF was the only one to have a jacket with never ending pocket space.

IC:
Mars: Well, I'd better practice with my daggers and magic if I am to be of any use to anyone. After all if it weren't for the portal, I would have died.

*Mars runs off to practice with his daggers.

[ Monday, May 19, 2003 13:30: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
The Sands of Time in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #74
OOC: Well, that sucks. I was planning on making Ryan a decent character. Oh well. His place shall now be the NSI. Anyway. Time to bring back Mars to save myself the trouble of creating a new one.

IC:
*The warrior swings his sword at Mars. As soon as the blade reaches Mars's neck, Mars disappears. Mars soon appears in a strange cave with an odd group of people and a really small dragon.

Mars: Where am I?
Shadow Wolf: It would appear that yet another person has fallen victum to Rentar's magic.
Mars: Rentar-Ihrno?
SW: How do you know her name?
Mars: There isn't a person in the Empire who hasn't heard of that phsycotic scumbag.
Rojhiniok: Empire! You will die!
Mars: Christ air, will it ever end? Before you attack me, strange zealot dude, I've got to know why you wish harm on me?
Rojhiniok: The Empire is evil and it must be destroyed.
Mars: So what else is new. I've never like the Empire, but the Vahnatai are worse. On a more important note, I still want to know where I am. And what's going on.
SW: It's very simple. Rentar-Ihrno, who you seem to already know about, cast some spell that screwed up Space and Time and the Dimenions.
Mars: Why am I not suprised. Oh well. Anyone wanna help me kill her?
SW: We're working on that as we speak.
Mars: Cool.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #444
OOC: I've been trying to avoid effecting the plot in a major way in my posts, but I think it's time I change that.
IC:
Mars: Alright troops. Move out.

*Mars and his forces leave the city and begin to march down a path that will lead them to the rear of the opposing army. After much traveling Mars and his forces arrive and attack the suprised Empire troops.

(several hours later)
*Mars blasts an enemy soldier with a fireball, while stabbing another with a dagger. Suddenly Mars notices an enemy warrior who is just as effect as he is. Following the rules of fighting, Mars decides to try to stop this guy from killing too many of his(mars's) troops. Mars lunges at the warrior, but misses and barely avoids getting decapitated. Mars throws a dagger at the warrior, but the warrior blocks the dagger with a buckler.

Mars: Gonna be like that huh. Feel my fury.

*Mars throws a fireball at the warrior, but the warrior barely dodges it.

Ryan: Magic and skill as a warrior. Not bad. It's a pity your talent will be ended with your life.

*Ryan swings his sword at Mars, but Mars catches it with his daggers. Acting quickly Ryan uses his free hand to throw a dagger at Mars, thus hitting him and causing him to drop his guard long enough for Ryan to free his sword and swings his blade at Mars, but Mars disappears mysteriously. Ryan was about to continue fighting, but his fight with Mars had taken a long time, and most the soldiers on his side had been slain. The company commander orders the retreat, but Ryan stays behind, too tired to return to base. Some of Mars's troops capture Ryan, who was the only enemy soldier left on the field.

[ Sunday, May 18, 2003 18:35: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
The Sands of Time in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #67
OOC: I go off with some friends to play with explosives for the day and all sorts of oddball stuff happens and I miss it, thus making me confused. Even with the 4 posts before this one trick, I'm too confused to post something good.
IC:
*Ryan stops practicing with his broadsword and notices that everyone has left him.

Ryan: That freaking figures. I get stuck in some strange land on some messed up quest, and everyone leaves me.

*Ryan wonders off to find the others. After some walking, he sees some strange figures in the distance. Thinking that they were his fellow adventurers Ryan approaches them. As soon as Ryan gets near the beings, he notices that they aren't from his group, and aren't even human.

Krisoth: Greetingsss Ssstrange one. What bringsss you to Slith territory?
Ryan: Hi, I'm an explorer. Well, at least I think I'm an explorer. No one actually bothered to tell me exactly what it is that me and my group were supposed to do down here.
Krisoth: Interessting. And where are the other membersss of thisss group?
Ryan: I don't know. They left me. I was just on my way to look for them.
Krisoth: Good luck ssstrange one.
Ryan: Thank you. In the future I hope that relations between our 2 people can be this peaceful.
Krisoth: Asss do I.

*Ryan leaves the Sliths and after much traveling finds a small cave(within cave, wierd) After entering, Ryan is met by several large spiders.

Spider: Hello.
Ryan: Hey.
Spider: You're cute.
Spider: No, he isn't. He's neat.
Spider: No, he's cute.
Spider: No, he's neat.
(2 minutes later)
Ryan: Bye.

*Ryan runs away from the 2 spiders, who have begun to chase him for his opinion on who is right. After much moving around, Ryan comes across this cave with some very strange people in it, but decides that sneaking to see who it is may be a good idea.

[ Sunday, May 18, 2003 15:33: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #440
Mars: I'm not sure if I should be leading anything, but I guess I can do it.

*Mars walks outside and has his troops rallied. (After some inspecting...)

Mars: You are probably the most pathetic group of maggots I've ever seen.
Soldier: Screw you, sir.
Mars: Stupid human. You dare to insult me. Okay, I don't actually care as long as you don't cowar in battle. If you do that, I will personally round up the deserters and practice the art of killing every 10th deserter.
Soldier: Go to hell, sir.
Mars: Anyway. The enemy is approaching and I think we should sneak around them and attack from behing.
Soldier: Wow, I would have never thought of that.
Mars: Got any better suggestions?
Soldier: Um, not really.
Mars: Then shut the hell up.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
The Sands of Time in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #24
IC:
*As soon as Sir David is healed, Captain Vinny storms into the room where Sir David is recovering.

Vinny: Rise to your feet soldier!

*Sir David gets up, with some effort.

Sir David: What's going on?
Vinny: You're the second guy to ask me that. Is it too much for these adventurers to actually go to the briefings?!!? Anyway, you're part of an exploration group and we are exploring the caves of Avernum. So far we have lost 3 people to the horrid creatures here.
Sir David: (Adventurer?!? I'm an officer of the greatest army ever to exist and he calls me an adventurer.) Alright sir. I guess I'm fit enough to get onto the field (and figure out what's going on)
Vinny: Very well. You have body recovery detail with Ryan.

*Sir David walks outside and notices a warrior who's equipment isn't quite as good as everyone else's and is practicing with an average quality broadsword.

Sir David: You call that equipment!!?! You are a disgrace to the Empire!
Ryan: Well, I didn't exactly have the time, nor the money to buy anything better. But I've got body recovery duty, so I should be able to pick up some better stuff soon.
Sir David: So, you're Ryan. I wasn't aware that the Empire wasted time on such scum.
Ryan: Look, I would have prepared if I had known this was what I was getting into, and probably set my affairs in order too. Anyway, we need to hurry up and get this done.

[ Saturday, May 17, 2003 15:15: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
RIP to the fallen in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #37
Someone created a topic advertising Desperance a while back. I know cause it got flamed a bit.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
The Sands of Time in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #1
OOC: Cool. I think I'll give it a try. Who knows I may get to kill that vole, Rentar. I just hope I get the point right.

Anyway, My character, Ryan, is about average heigths, he has brown hair and green eyes. His equipment includes a Steel Broadsword and Steel Chainmail.

IC:

Ryan awakens from his sleep. And is very disturbed when he awakens in military barracks, instead of his home. Noticing that his equipment is still beside him, despite his location change, Ryan puts on his armor and clips his sword on his belt. As Ryan is about to leave the room, he is stopped by a Soldier.

Vinny: You must be the new member of the exploration team. I'm Vinny. And you are?

Ryan: I'm Ryan. What's going on?

Vinny: What are you talking about? Oh yeah, that's right, your weren't at the briefing. You do realize that you can be punished for that, don't you?

Ryan is really confused by this turn of events, but decides to play along until he figures out what's going on.

Ryan: Um, yeah. I kind of overslept, but I didn't make it in until late last night.

Vinny: That's okay. Just follow my lead and you'll be fine.

Ryan: Alright. Where do we start?

Vinny: Well, we're supposed to be teleporting down to the caves in an hour, so meet me here in 30 minutes and we'll go to the portal.

With that said Vinny leaves, while Ryan simply stands stunned. He was really confused by this turn of events. The only time a portal was used to explore a cave was when Avernum was discovered, but that could not be what was happening now, since that had happened long ago.

Ryan: Perhaps they found the caves of the Slith Nation... Nah, that couldn't possibly be what's happened. I really want to know what's going on.

OOC: How was that?
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
RIP to the fallen in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #35
Defending CoL topic

-If Col was bad, what about Desperance?
Desperance advertised here. The only difference is Desperance had a lot of Spiderwebber. Col doesn't. Actually Col doesn't have a lot of members anyway. The point was to see I could get some Spiderwebbers to post there while waiting around for a reply in some topic on Spiderweb. But I concede that I should have just made it a link in my sig and left it at that.

Explanation for the People are stupid topic

People are stupid on the other is so messed up I can't even find an adjective to describe it. I have no idea what in the hell I was thinking when I made that. There is no excuse for that complete and total piece of (censored do to extensive use of profanity)

Also...

I have no idea what ghost did. Nor do I care. And I think I'll just leave it at that before I find some way to screw this post up.

[ Friday, May 16, 2003 11:05: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
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RIP to the fallen in General
Guardian
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Profile #32
If there are so many, just choose a random place and start there.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
RIP to the fallen in General
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Profile #30
quote:
I thought that since Lone Flame was already a veteran he didn't need to do this anymore. Looks like I was wrong.
Well, what do we have here? It would appear that we have someone who knows why I do the things I do... Oh wait, no we don't, cause I don't even know why I do some of the things I do. So how can this person possibly know more about than I do? The answer is he can't. Is it too much to ask that people stop acting like Windows(assuming that they know more about what I'm doing than I do)

Drakefyre,
Let's see here, you gave me the canned title and basically said this topic was the reason for it. And canned means that I spam a lot. Also this topic isn't spam.

So my question to you is: Aside from the destroyed topic, what spaming have I done recently?

[ Friday, May 16, 2003 08:10: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Home of the Free in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #4
quote:
Originally posted by Sir Motrax of Exile:
[QB]Huh. I'll have to opt for the Democrat's views on this topic. Bringing uzis into the streets is not something that should be achieved. It's pretty disgusting that such a bill should fade away from existence.
Oh wow, we're really gonna die now. The criminals will be able to display their uzis which used to just hide in their jackets.

Let's revive that bill and while we're at, let's raid the homes of law-obeying citizens and take all of their guns away. And why not go a step further and take away their knives and swords. Then criminals can continue buying guns off of the street and kill the completely unarmed citizens. Wouldn't that be a nice safe America?

Of course not. Israel have no crime (other than suicide bombers), and the reason for that is most of the people there are packin heat and will bust a cap in you if you steal somethin.

So I say take away our guns and then see how bad crime really gets. If you need me, I'll be practicing with my sword in case the guns do get taken away. That away, at the very least I'll be able to stop some punk with a switchblade wants my money.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
RIP to the fallen in General
Guardian
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Profile #26
Question: How is this spam?

That other topic that I started about the same time as this one was pure and absolute crap, but it was fragged(while brings no sadness, since I have no idea why that topic got started in the first place)

However, this one was intended for the purpose of talking about old RPs that were good, then sucked, and thus were destroyed. I guess no one wants to talk about it, so let this topic die. And be done with it.

[ Thursday, May 15, 2003 18:07: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #433
OOC:
LF And live to see us stop being too serious.
Cyan: Amen to that.
LF: Shut up. You aren't even real. Anyway time to get this battle started so we can end the overly serious attitutes that constant inane missions have given us. But first to get rid of some of my characters...

IC:
*Suddenly Guross appears.

Guross: You thought I would never find you. Hah! Foolish human.
LF: Dammit! I'm not a human. Idiot. Cyan, give me that orb I gave you.

*Cyan hands LF the orb and LF crushes enough to crack it.

LF: Let's take this outside.
Guross: Gladly.

*LF and Guross go outside and LF throws the orb at Guross and it shatters, thus pulling Guross into a rift in space and time. Shortly afterwards, LF and Cyan disappear.

[ Wednesday, May 14, 2003 19:47: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
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People are stupid(Contains flamings) in General
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Profile #4
Fair enough... go to hell.

Now I think I get off before my sleep dep makes me post some more pointless crap and yell at more people.
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