Profile for The Abridged Series
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| Displayed name | The Abridged Series |
| Member number | 2080 |
| Title | Guardian |
| Postcount | 1918 |
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| Registered | Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, May 1 2003 17:53
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OOC: -Hell, if you want boasting about test scores, I can do that. I've constantly scored high on most of the school tests I've taken, but it doesn't mean anything, cause I dropped out of school. See my point? -As for disabilities; I've had to work with mentally handicapped children, some of which are forever bound to a wheelchair and can't even feed themselves, so you're nothing special. -In regards to respect; I have always believed that respect is earned, not freely given to just anyone. You have to earn my respect(usually just being a decent person will work) -Also; Everyone else has gone out of their way to try and work with you and you simply pretend like they're treating you like crap. -That's about it. -In short; Rethink your ways, or I simply ignore you, since I actually don't believe too much in revenge, or holding grudges for that matter. -Now can we get back to the story before Mars's infected leg rots off. On second thought... IC: *On his way to see ef, Mars collapses to the ground and falls unconcious. Later Mars arises from the ground, with glowing eyes and a demonic aura. Mars then notices a small dog walking down the street. Mars: Time for some fun. *Mars casts a poison spell on the dog, and watches it slowly die a slow, painful death. OOC: New goal for everyone. Discover that Mars has become a demon, then hunt him down and kill him. That should keep everyone busy til a real plot comes around. [ Thursday, May 01, 2003 18:09: Message edited by: Lone Flame ] Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Thursday, May 1 2003 17:19
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OOC: $5 says the unfinished, 'Crusade of Blades' is a better one, but it doesn't matter, cause I have a 5 year edge on you. Which reminds me, I need to read books(so I can have more stuff to use in my story) IC: *Mars gets up and staggers from the bar to find ef. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, May 1 2003 08:42
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That little hacker only hit my junk mail e-mail, which I usually delete most of it without opening it(even the newsletters, which are a signal for me to visit the site). But I would like to say this; "Keep up the good work. Or else. We know were you live(kind of)" Suddenly a horde of GIFTS appear and beat the hell out of Lone Flame, thus shutting him up. [ Thursday, May 01, 2003 08:43: Message edited by: Lone Flame ] Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, April 30 2003 20:42
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I'd let you see what I look like, but there aren't any recentish photos of me(ie ones that I don't look like one of those phsyco explosives fanatics who lives out in an old shack in the woods) So I'll just describe myself. Nevermind. I can't describe stuff. Oh well. I'll get a pic of me up eventually. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, April 30 2003 11:55
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quote:Cause the governments would collapse without taxes. Then we'd be plunged into chaos and wouldn't need go to work, cause we'd be too busy fighting for our lives. Also crimes will be easier to commit when to police don't have any funds. Yay! Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, April 29 2003 18:55
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*Mars casts a healing spell on himself. Mars: That's strange. If you require me, I'll be at the bar. *Mars staggers away from the Graveyard. After some covering several feet, Mars falls to the ground, but quickly gets back on his feet. Mars stumbles into the bar, sits down, and orders a drink. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, April 29 2003 15:06
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Mars: Hey WM, What's up? Wiseman: What in the hell do you think is up?!!? I'm getting attacked by mercenaries, you idiot. Mars: So, you want some help? Wiseman: It would be nice. Mars: Okay. *Mars lunges at a merc, and stabs him in the neck. Then Wiseman kills a couple of mercs with shurikens. [ Tuesday, April 29, 2003 15:08: Message edited by: Lone Flame ] Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, April 29 2003 13:27
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OOC: What in the hell is the Kogan Council? IC: Official: What business do you have here? *Firedrake opens a sack, revealing the head of the creature they slew. Mars: We've come to collect our reward for slaying this beast. Official: You mean someone was actually able to kill that thing?!!? FD: Yep. Official: Well, you both deserve our thanks and these coins. *The official hands them a sack of 100 coins. Mars: Where are the sharp deadly objects promised in this reward flyer? Official: I never thought anyone would slay that thing. I was just hoping a whole bunch of idiots would die trying to kill it and maybe weaken it enough for the military to finish it off. FD: Yeah, well, you still owe us a reward for saving the military the trouble of killing it. Official: But I do not have the funds, nor the authority to reward you. Mars: Dammit! I wanted sharp deadly objects. FD: Yeah. Me too. Oh well. *Mars and Firedrake storm out of the official's office. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Monday, April 28 2003 20:26
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OOC: LF: Can I get a hell yeah? (silence) LF: Dang it! *LF summons a few Jaffa. LF: Can I get a hell yeah? Jaffa: Hell yeah! Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Monday, April 28 2003 16:23
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OOC: -What in the hell is going on!??!!? -I thought I sent Zephyr to the Shadow Realm, a realm with pure chaos and anarchy. Which means he couldn't get out. -Now I'm not sure what's happening, but let's just do like we did in that RP started by ADoS. -Honestly I get off to play some UT and this kind of crap happens. -And where in the unholy crimson hell is Firedrake?!!? Oh well. I think I'll end our battle. IC: Mars: It's time for us to end this. Firedrake: Indeed. *Mars casts Major Blessing and Slow. Then Mars stabs the creature in the eyes. Then Firedrake decapitates the creature. Mars: Good work. Firedrake: Thanks. Time for us to get our reward. Mars: Indeed. *Mars and Firedrake take the head and recieve they're reward. Then the 2 return to the inn(where ef is). Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Monday, April 28 2003 16:07
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Come to think of it, if there were no taxes, none of use would need to use roads. Also I wouldn't be force to go through the oh so idiotic public education system. Come to think of it technology, while nice at times, is over all a bad thing. However, that won't stop me from using it. Side note: I wouldn't mind if the technology weren't being used by governments that are run by idiots. Another Sidenote: There is no such thing as an anarchist in the sense that everyone thinks of. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Monday, April 28 2003 13:51
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*LoneFlame appears and destroys the vines with a single spell. LoneFlame: Zephyr, you are not welcome in this realm. You will die if you attempt to meddle in the affairs of these people. Leave now, or you will feel the powers of the guardians of this realm. Zephyr: As if a weakling like you could stop an all-powerful being such as myself. LoneFlame: Your power exists only by our good grace. Do not force me to caste you into the shadow realm. Zephyr: Hah! I will simply invent a solution that will keep me above your powers. LoneFlame: But the souls masses will simply cancel out your attempts and you will remain in the shadow realm. Which reminds me. *LF casts Zephyr into the shadow realm, thus making him unable to effect the storyline any further. Then LF disappears mysteriously. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Monday, April 28 2003 13:35
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Taxes pay for stuff in the city to get fixed. Without taxes people would be woken up at 3am because some bridge is down and they'll have to brink their own equipment, thus pissing a lot of people off. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Monday, April 28 2003 11:36
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OOC: It's better than what I've got going on. I hoope Firedrake adds some to the fight Mars is in, before I end up screwing the fight up. IC: *Firedrake stabs the creature, but it has no effect. Then the creature tries to knock FireDrake into a wall, but FD dodges the attack. Mars: This is fun. FD: Yep. Your turn. Mars: Alrighty then. *Suddenly one of the creatures swords starts glowing a bright green color. Mars slashes the creature. The creature moves to stab Mars in the stomach, but Mars manages to block the attack with his leg just in time. Mars staggers back and falls to the ground. Then FD smacks the creature with a rock, while Mars gets up and blasts the creature with a Fireball. FD: You alright? Mars: Sure. *Mars blasts the creature with a Wound spell. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Sunday, April 27 2003 19:35
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I do. Exile and Exile 2 had music. I'm not sure if they did on PC, but they did on Mac. Just out of curiousity, does anyone know of a site where I can get old game music from? Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Sunday, April 27 2003 19:08
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OOC: Mars: What kind of sword is scythe-like? Lone Flame: A scimitar, you idiot. Mars: Oh yeah. How does Firedrake know of movies? Lone Flame: He just does. Now get back to work. IC: *Mars stabs the creature in the leg. Then the creature knocks Mars back 10 feet. OOC: Lone Flame: What are Firedrake's abilities? Mars: How should I know? You're the divine being. Lone Flame: But being all-powerful doesn't mean I'm all-knowing. Mars: Quit making excusses for your worthlessness. Lone Flame: Shut up. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Friday, April 25 2003 12:03
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OOC: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why god? Why!!!! Anyway IC: LF: So now what? ADoS: I don't know. NaCN: Let's steal the ship! OOC: Who's with me on the stealing the ship and killing stuff with it idea? [ Friday, April 25, 2003 12:04: Message edited by: Lone Flame ] Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Friday, April 25 2003 12:00
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Actually therer are more churches, but those are the 2 major ones. 77. You can jion every church on the continent and somehow no one seems to care that your supposed to only have just one faith. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Friday, April 25 2003 11:11
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OOC: Thank you Firedrake, for I was running out of practical ideas(ie the wolf crop thing and buying a farmer a plow, I think I did that. I know it was on the to do list.) Anyway. Unless a better plot is created I'm gonna go with the one Firedrake thought up and hopefully I won't screw it up like I did the farm plot. Although personally, I think it was all Creed's fault for that one. IC: Mars: I like sharp pointy things and killing stuff. Firedrake: So do I. Mars: So, shall we be as silly as possible while undertaking this quest? Firedrake: Why not? Mars: I only hope we kill that thing and make a good name for ourselves before we do whatever it is we came here to do. Firedrake: Me too. OOC: I'll let Firedrake start us off. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, April 22 2003 21:16
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(meanwhile at the bar) *Approaches a ragged looking farmer. Mars: So, what troubles you? Farmer: Oh, it's terrible. My plow is broken and I can't afford to fix it. And a wolves keep ravaging my crops Mars: Hmmm, that sounds pretty bad. How far away is your farm? Farmer: Just outside of town. Why? Mars: No reason. I'll be back. Please don't go anywhere until I return. Farmer: Alright. *Mars leaves the bar and returns an hour later dragging a dead wolf behind him. Farmer: You killed one of those wolves?!? Mars: Actually I killed about 5 of them. They shouldn't be bothering your crops anymore. And I brought you this. *Mars hands the farmer a plow. Farmer: Thank you kind sir. How much do I owe you? Mars: Nothing. Consider it a gift from someone who knows what it's like to do through hardships. *Suddenly a wealthy looking man approaches Mars. Richman: Those were my hunting dogs you killed! Mars: Are you sure? Richman: Yes. I recognize that one right there. Mars: You should have kept your dogs in a more secure location, instead of letting them roam the countryside. Richman: You dare speak to me like that! I'll see you in chains for that. Mars: Bloody hell. You know something, I'm still feeling generous today, so tell you what. How bout I pay you for those five wolves, buy you a drink, and we can put this behind us. Richman: Hmmmm. I guess that's fair. *Mars pays the Richman 800 gold for the wolves and buys him a drink. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, April 22 2003 20:57
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LF: Good idea. *LF teleports the container outside. But nothing happens. LF: Uh, now what? NaCN: I think we need to get the hotsauce out of the container. LF: No problem... Hey, Alorael, could I borrow your sniper rifle? No. Okay. *LF pulls out his rocket launcher and teleports outside. Then LF pulls the trigger, but nothing happens. LF: Bloody hell. I'm out of ammo. Oh well. *LF, who is flying(magically), opens the can and dumps out the contents. Then he returns to the bus. [ Tuesday, April 22, 2003 20:59: Message edited by: Lone Flame ] Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, April 22 2003 15:45
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and with the help of items(ie ring of speed for Vahnatai). Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, April 22 2003 12:59
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Doesn't this seem a lot like "You know you're a spiderwebber..."? Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, April 22 2003 12:56
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*After making 300 throwing daggers, Mars gathers his daggers and says his goodbyes to Smith. Then Mars leaves the forge and heads for the bar(& grill). Mars: Hey, barkeep, what kind of drinks do you serve here? Barkeep: Beer, whiskey, and wine. Mars: Well, I'm rich, so I think I'll have the wine and while I'm at... Get everyone another round of whatever they're having. Barkeep: Very well, sir. *Mars pays the barkeep in gold. Then the barkeep sends everyone another round of drinks. Mars: So, what kind of food does this place serve? Barkeep: Steak, chicken, pork, stew, and sandwiches. Mars: A nice amount of variety. I think I'll have the steak. Does anyone want any food? I'm buying. *Suddenly 5 large, muscular men walk up to Mars. Thug1: My, my. What do we have here? It looks like some little rich kid who's got too much money for his own good. Thug2: Maybe we should relieve him of some of that burden. After all, he seems to have plenty to go around. Mars: So, I take it you wish to beat the crap out of me and rob me. Thug1: Only if you do not pay us for our "protection". Mars: Let's see here. 6 of you. One of me. You are armed with clubs and swords and I am armed with daggers and throwing knives. Yep, I think I would win this fight. Thug2: How so? We out number you 6 to 1. Mars: True, but I am a mighty wizard. Thus making that ratio insignificant. Thug3: You don't look like a wizard! Mars: Let us step outside and will show you my power. Thug1: Fair enough. *Mars and the thugs walk outside. Then Mars summons a Demon and castes a divine thud spell on it, thus killing it. Thug2: Oh hell. Sorry to have bothered you sir. Have a fine day. *With that done, the thugs leave and Mars returns to the bar. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, April 22 2003 11:21
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OOC: It doesn't matter, he now has a limitless supply of skribbane herb, which he can make into whatever he uses to drink. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |