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New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #106
OOC: Mars isn't high on morals. He's a grey, not a black, nor a white. And thus isn't hindered by morals. The same applies to LF, who is sort of dead, but can still use magic. And LF can relate to the Slith's suffering, but could care less, since that slith mage killed him.
IC..

LF: So, the frelling slith archmage shows himself just to give a stupid message and leaves. Pathetic.
Mars: Perhaps, but I wouldn't be so cocky if I were you.
LF: Is that so?!? Okay, so maybe I'm dead, but I think I'd know a difficult fight if it came into being.
Mars: In that case... How did you die?
LF: That mage invaded my mind and planted a really powerful delusion there and it eventually killed me.
Mars: Oh. You're that phsyco mage whose job I took.
LF: Exactly.... Did you just call me a phsyco!?!
Mars: Yes. We're now even. Now for some music to listen to while I walk down this stupid hall to the archmage.

*Mars pulls out his iPod.

LF: Hey, my iPod. I wondered where that thing went.
Mars: Your iPod?
LF: Let me guess, you bought it off a stange looking Vahnatai Warrior.
Mars: Actually I traded him a cloak for it.
LF: Was that the only thing in the pocket?
Mars: Yeah, why?
LF: Just checking.

*LF and Mars continue down the really long hall to the archmage.

[ Wednesday, March 26, 2003 13:46: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #104
*An assasin tries to stab the unarmed Lone Flame, but the blade goes right through him. Then Mars, who is invisible(stealth spell), blasts the assasin to dust.

LF(laughing): This is too fun.

*Mars and LF continue on their way to where the mage is. Suddenly LF and Mars are surrounded by monks.

Mars: Since when do they have monks?

LF: No clue.

*A monk tries to tackle LF, but goes through him and is impaled by one of Mars's daggers. Then Mars blasts some of the monks with a Fire3 spell. After that LF distracts some of the monks with an illusions of a gremlin, while Mars summons a Basilisk to turn the monks to stone.

Mars: Now for the archmage...

*LF and Mars travel down the hallway that leads to the Slith archmage.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Some ideas Jeff will never look at.... in Blades of Avernum
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #16
[Insert 5 hours of whinning(about how hard Stuff Done Flags are, and how hard it is to figure them out) here]

I could go on and on about how hard those things are, but the insert I made should cover that for me. I'm just going to stick to what I can do, since that's much easier. Which reminds me, I need to finish my simple scenario and release it to the masses.

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"These sunglasses sure make it difficult to see in the dark, but I refuse to take them off because I'm an American and Americans always wear sunglasses."
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #102
*After some traveling down a hidden stairway, Mars arrives at a portal.

Mars: I wonder what's on the other side... Wait I've got to continue on my mission. But this portal could lead to some bad guys.

*As Mars is about to enter the portal, he is stopped by a shade of a human.

Mars: Why do you obstruct my path?
LF: Because you will die if you enter that portal. You must use your despell magic on that portal.
Mars: Why?
LF: Cause it leads to the Demon World, you friggin idiot.
Mars: Oh... Wait a sec, Did you just call me an idiot?!?
LF: Yes. Only an idiot enters random portals for no reason.
Mars: But it could be important for me to go there!
LF: This portal should be destroyed and you should kill that stupid Slith mage. You know what, I think I shall jion you.
Mars: What! You could be some evil being. In fact you probably are.
LF: But I would have killed you if I were with them.
Mars: Perhaps, but you could just be trying to help me to save yourself or decieving me in some other way.
LF: Your not as dumb as you appear to be. But you never asked who I am, well, was. I am the great mage, Lone Flame.
Mars: Never heard of you.
LF: You work for the NSI and you never heard of me!?! Oh well. Let's just get on with the mission.

*Mars closes the portal and he and Lone Flame leave to find the Slith mage.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Some ideas Jeff will never look at.... in Blades of Avernum
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #14
2 things.

1rst, you can delete the special item name.

2nd, there should be far more special items, but there aren't so I do the best I can with what I have.

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"These sunglasses sure make it difficult to see in the dark, but I refuse to take them off because I'm an American and Americans always wear sunglasses."
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #100
OOC: Okay. That post I made never happened here...
IC...

*Mars and his mercs(most of them charge the building) After a few hours of combat, the warriors defeat all of the people in the building.

Mars: Good work men.
Melisa: Most of us are women!
Mars: I was speaking using proper english.
Melisa: I don't care, you sexist pig!
Mars: I remeber you. You're that phsyco that tried to kill me cause I was in your seat at that all chick fort.
Melisa: And you crawled away like a pathetic loser.
Mars: Shut up and return to your duties.
Melisa: As you command, your pompussness.

*Melisa leaves. Then Mars finds a secret passage and explores it.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
seeing Blade's overpowered weapon and armour... in Blades of Avernum
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #7
Again with the scripts. Nothing is more annoying in scenario creation than a whole bunch of messed up and really confusing scripts.

Also what's wrong with making stuff like the BladeStar-Life stealing, or the Quicksilvar Blade-Increased speed and the ability to make the weilder invisible(although I could probably only have one of those abilities).

Designers shouldn't have to rely on highly confusing and overly complex script. I just think it's rather annoying to make this complex script just to do something simple. Besides scripts can't travel between the scenarios(as far as I know).

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"I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand."
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #521
LF: Ah! It's Godzilla!

Wiseman: Wrong. on 2 accounts. 1rst of all Godzilla's only in Japan. 2nd, Godzilla isn't real.

LF: But the TV said...

*Wiseman smacks LF.

LF: But the TV said...

*Wiseman smacks LF(again).

LF: But the T...

*Wiseman slices LF's head off and stick it on a pike.

*LF's body parts teleport back together right next to the edge of the roof. Too bad it was the side opposite of the roof. LF falls 20 feet before hitting a fruit stand.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Some ideas Jeff will never look at.... in Blades of Avernum
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #12
I have actually. I'd like to point out that it was in fact hard and I could not get the monster to replace the slain monster in the same spot. If you actually know how to do that, go right ahead and tell me.

NPCs are also doable, but in BoA it would have to be like Geneforge, since those stupid NPCs of BoE require wasting perfectly good special items, which I use to make up for my inability to do Stuff Done Flags.

NPCs & Monster replacing a fallen monster would be used to do the plan I have for combining them. Thus I would need both to do what I was thinking of doing...(Insert a whole lotta cryptic stuff here)

Although I would prefer to be able to control the NPCs, but that ain't gonna happen.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #98
OOC: I've been spending alot of time hanging out with people, so this has proven useful for my recently aquired busy schedule.

IC...

Mars: Alright, everyone who's with me storm the main hall and split up to cover side halls, but never do it in groups small than 3. As for the rest of you, prevent any escapes. That's anyone with Lethalis.

Lethalis: Who said you were in charge of everyone?

Mars: It was just a suggestion, but I control a nice chunk of the force here, so I figured it might work, but only after calculating all of the possibilities I can think of.

Lethalis: In that case I think we should hurry up and go with this, unless someone has anything better.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #511
OOC: GS, respect is earned, not freely given. Also, your illusionist is dead. I killed him using a card that pierced through illusions to kill the real GS. Then I destoryed the legions of Altantis. The Atlantis itself. Then I prevented GS and Atlantis's return. Now sit down, shut up and leave if you can't create a decent character.

IC...

LF: Please, ADoS, send us back to the future. Or at least let me plug my iPod into the cigerete lighter.

ADoS: There is no cigerete lighter. I don't smoke.

LF: But it's a standard feature on all buses...

ADoS: But we don't have one...

*LF looks around and realizes ADoS hooked up a cow milking machine to the cigerete lighter.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #92
OOC: *Mars's equipment(yeah I know a bit late for it)...

2 assisin daggers, a bracelet of dext., a bracelet of int., mithril chainmail, life saving pants, a shirt, boots of speed, a ring of regen., a ring of resistance, a life saving amulet, a wand of death, a wand of fireballs, a leather jacket(which he traded a strange vahnatai an enchanted cloak for), and a whole lotta throwing daggers.

[ Friday, March 21, 2003 19:25: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Some ideas Jeff will never look at.... in Blades of Avernum
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #9
Both NPCs controled by the computer and monsters replacing slain monsters in the same spot are too friggin hard to do. Hence why I want it to be easy, so I can pull a Final Fantasy(multiple form bosses) And it would help with my scenario idea, since it was too hard if not impossible for me to attempt in BoE.

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"These sunglasses sure make it difficult to see in the dark, but I refuse to take them off because I'm an American and Americans always wear sunglasses."
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #504
*Suddenly the bus stops in 1983. Everyone on the bus is bombarded by sounds of the 80s.

LF: Dear god it's awful!

*LF dies, but is revived by his life saving amulet.

LF: I can't stand it anymore!!!!

*LF dies(again), but is revived by his Life 3 spell. Then LF moves to get his iPod headohone on to play a loud song.

LF: Must drown out crappy music.

*LF dies before hittin the play button, but is revived by his Life Saving Pants. Then LF hits the play button and sets out to replace his Life Saving items.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #89
OOC: I'll gladly go, as soon I finish whatever the hell it is Rag wants us to do.

Ragnorak, would you like me to summon the infernal legions of GWAR to aid in our batlle?
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #500
OOC: Alright, but first...
IC...

*LF draws the card Arcana was going to use to destroy Yugi's magical, but was negated by a trap card of Yugi's.

LF: Suck on this!

*The card transforms into a million flying daggers and kill the real GS, thus removing from existance.

LF: As for the evil legions...

*LF destroys every single evil Atlantis soldier with a Rageki card.

LF: And to keep them gone...

*LF uses buring land on Atlantis, thus destroying it.

LF: Now to finished all of them off.

*LF uses a Soul Release card on GS to keep him from being revived and Atlantis from being restored into existance.

OOC: Now let's ignore him til he becomes a better RP person.

[ Friday, March 21, 2003 15:17: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #492
*LF applauds Nicol Bolas and apologises for killing him at NSI. Then LF looks at his watch for a while.

Lethalis: What are you doing?

LF: Counting down how long it takes GS to pull some BS revival.

Lethalis: Oh.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Some ideas Jeff will never look at.... in Blades of Avernum
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #0
Here are some thoughts for BoA. Some have already been mentioned, but I'm mentioning them again.

1) Computer controled NPCs.

2) Item graphics being stored in a special file so you can keep those neat items with their neat graphics you sometimes get in various scenarios.

3) A mass damage, non targeting, spell(ie Fireball, Divine thud, ect)

4) The ability to have a monster replace a freshly slain monster and be it in the same spot the now dead monster was in.

5) Give anyone who buys BoA and actually releases good a BoA scenario a free copy of any Spiderweb game they choose... Yeah friggin right. Oh well. Worth a shot.

6) A nice spot in a mental instatution for when BoA scenario designers lose their minds making scenarios on BoA... Not bloody likely.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
NPC joining abiltie in Blades of Avernum
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #4
I wouldn't mind having NPCs that followed me around into the various scenarios and helped me out with stuff(although their advice might not be very related to the scenario).

Come to think of it, I can't figure out how Jeff would be able to let us have more than4 party members, since storing extra characters would be difficult(at best), so NPCs shoul be added to keep variety around.

Sidenote: Doing all the stuff to make NPCs in BOE is a pain in the mik'ta. Please Jeff, make it simple. After all BOA is gonna be frelled up enough without not being able to have more than 4 party members(including extras)
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #87
*Mars uses a stealth spell and his daggers to sneak/fight his way to Lethalis.

Lethalis: What took you so long?

Mars: I felt like going MGS on the guards.

Lethalis: MGS?

Mars: Nevermind. Let's go.

OOC: How was I supposed to handle this, again? Oh well, too late.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #490
*LF's life saver amulet revives him and he beats the hell out of GS(The person, not the character)

LF: You dare kill me for no good reason!

*LF puts on another life saving amulet. Then LF castes Life 3 on himself.

OOC: Ah the joy of some of the Exile items Jeff made. And the BOE items I made. Plus Final Fantasy 6. Yay Spiderweb and Squaresoft.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #485
OOC:
Mars: Will someone ban this guy who dares to do what even TGO would not(ruin an RP just to be a (censored due to a whole lotta profanity)

*Mars smacks whoever created and controls GS(A violation of the RP rules.

IC...

*LF meditates and awakens with knowlege of how the universe works. In his excitement over the learning LF hits his head on a rock and forgets what he learned.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #481
*LF remebers back when the Packers didn't suck.

LF: Nothing says indifference like celebrating whether you win or lose.

OOC:
*LF smacks GS(again) for being annoying to everyone.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #72
OOC: I hope y'all took good care of my character while I was away on business. Although I'm not certain exactly what's going on, I think in a few posts I'll have it figured out(Too lazy to read the mass of posts from my last one and the summery isn't up to the detail I require.)

So, I'll have a good post in a few days or kill someone(or something) trying.

And yes I know this was one of the most useless posts in existance.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #475
OOC: *LF smacks GS for trying to kill the unkillable Entity while he was away on a business trip.

IC...

*LF grabs some cheese and eats it. Then he wracks out a knife and makes a giant cheese Slith statue.

OOC: Yay! Slith!
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