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Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #272
OOC: How can you have a mac without mutliplayer capabilties. They have built in modems and networking cards. And Any game made by Blizzard can be played on the mac. Besides Macs are better than PCs.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #270
*LF drinks the ultimate healing potion.

LF: Hurry up with the Network. I want to see those Apples up and running soon.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #265
*LF traps a roach in a strange orb.

LF: Now I shall do my good deed for the century...

*LF castes a spell on the orb.
*All of the roaches within 7,000 mile radius of the orb die.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #263
*LF pulls out some Skribbane.
*Alorael maules LF and takes his Skribbane.

LF: Oh god it hurts. Pain. Ow. Hurt. Pain. Please help me.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #254
*The Entity prepares to destroy the strange humanoid shark thing if needed.
*LF pulls out some high grade alcohol.

LF: To gods and godlike characters not ruining stories.

ADoS: Can I have some milk?

LF: NO!

ADoS: Jerk!

*LF hands ADoS a twenty to shut up.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #243
*LF tosses Lethalis some duct tape.

LF: Use it well, for it is the last of my supply. And hold on Wiseman.

*LF splits apart into his many forms. Then the Slith form kills the others.

LF: Now I think I'll take that drink.

OOC: Remeber kids, beer is liquid bread. It's good for you.

[ Thursday, February 27, 2003 20:18: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #239
*LF sneaks up behind the serpent and castes a spell on his deck. By luck LF draws the 5 pieces to Exodia, the Forbiden One. The Serpent is destroyed. Completely. No way out. Deal with it. You can't destroy the Entity unless you have the power of others to aid you. I have Wiseman and to an extent Wiseman. You lose. Game Set Match. Create a new character.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #235
Shik ara. You lose anyway. The Entity is an enforcer of godlike character control. Besides Sullust just wasted your dude.

Sidenote if this was supposed to a god battle, I'd jack up LF and give him his Jaffa forces back, but modified 10 fold.

Next thing I know that guys gonna say his guy could beat Exodia.

[ Thursday, February 27, 2003 18:40: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #233
The Entity nulled the blast, you friggin jerk. Just give up and quit with the BS. You are starting to annoy me.

Sidenote, the Entity is supposed to destroy godlike characters or keep their controler's ego in check. This failed, but I thought Sullust's solution was good.

[ Thursday, February 27, 2003 18:33: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #230
*The Entity nulls the blast.

The Entity: Chelnok Celvnar Simfon.

*The serpent is completely destroy no way around it and The Entity continues to prevent godlike characters to be used by people for self benifit and ruining the story.

OOC: Soul Flame can't be deflected. Dodged, but not deflected. Stop with the godlike character.

Sidenot the Entity isn't my character. It is a neutral enforcer of the rules of good characters.

Also check your ego with your suitcase.

[ Thursday, February 27, 2003 18:28: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #227
OOC: Quit with the godlike character!
IC:

*The Entity walks up to the serpent and point blanks a Soul Flame spell with no way to aviod it the serpent dies. Since his soul's destroyed he can't be revived.

[ Thursday, February 27, 2003 18:20: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #225
And the being returns it to the serpent, thus KILLING IT.

OOC: So is the Entity. Besides you can't knock a Soul Flame spell back at the caster. No god characters or godlike actions, unless you want The Entity to interviene.

[ Thursday, February 27, 2003 18:13: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #223
OOC: Whatever Apophis. Be advised that I'm watching you. Actually better yet....

IC: The being of pure energy blasts the Serpent creature with a Soul Flame spell, thus destroying it.

LF: And so The Entity strikes again.

OOC: The Entity is what I use to keep LF and others in check when their egos have taken over.

[ Thursday, February 27, 2003 18:07: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #221
I just gave you one. Here's another one. You should have them die in a doomed attack. It worked for me.

[ Thursday, February 27, 2003 17:49: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #219
Don't make me unleash The Entity on you.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #217
*LF castes a cleansing spell and a cure poison spell on ADoS.

ADoS: Thanks.

LF: No problem. That will be 3 billions dollars.

ADoS: What?!!!!?

LF: Just kidding.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #215
OOC: Yes I know. I'm quick like that.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #213
You're right the killing is a little old. And my music isn't bad.

*LF starts playing "Straight out of line" by Godsmack.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #211
*LF pulls out a rocket launcher, but can't find any ammo.

LF: Bloody hell.

*LF pulls out a BFG10K from Quake 2, but again fails to find the ammo.

LF: Perhaps a shotgun...

*LF pulls out his shotgun. This time he finds the ammo.
*The entity smacks Wiseman.

LF: Finally. It's killing time.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #203
*Suddenly a being a pure energy smack JF.

LF: Ha ha.

*The being then smacks LF.

JF: Ha ha.

*The being smacks JF.

(this goes on for a while)
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #196
*everyone on the bus end up at the new silvar inn. When they notice they already exist there they get confused and leave.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #192
gladly
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #189
And so thus we have avenge King Arthor...

Let us be off the bodies really smell bad.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #186
*LF starts singing "New Abortion" by Slipknot.
*The French soldiers get confused.
*LF realizes that it only work if they understand the language. Then continues to kill soldiers with his oozies.

OOC: Doesn't this seem offensive to the French? Btw, killing people who are easy target is no fun in a story like this.

[ Tuesday, February 25, 2003 19:46: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Exile; A movie? in The Exile Trilogy
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #19
at the very least it would save money on actors.

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"I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand."
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00

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