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Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #184
LF: This is for ruining king Arthor's great quest in that Monty Python movie!!!!

*LF pulls out an oozie and starts laying waste to soldiers.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #180
LF: No, My MP-5s will do the job.

*LF kills some more French dudes. Then he stops by a nice little home with a lot of woman.

(Many Hours Later...)

LF: That was fun.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #173
*LF brings forth the Drowning Pool, Disturbed, and Pantera.
*The French flee in terror.

LF: Can we return when there isn't a major fight going on?

[ Monday, February 24, 2003 20:28: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #171
LF: Here's a knife. Here's a gun. You'll like death, it's really fun. Death is on the menu tonight.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Exile; A movie? in The Exile Trilogy
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #14
I'd be SsssTsss(SP?) Slith King, later killed by humans. Yeah I know it's pathetic, but a fun role none the less.

Ben Affleck can play Hawthorn. Cause Affleck's evil. That and he sucks at being a super hero.

Ben's buddy Matt can be the king of exile. I can't remember the king's name, but you know what I'm talking about.

[ Sunday, February 23, 2003 19:58: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]

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"I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand."
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #165
LF: Nice choice. Could you play Wiskey in the Jar, The Unforgiven, Until it Sleeps, Nothing Else Matters, and the rest of the songs on this piece of paper after this song?

[ Sunday, February 23, 2003 17:09: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #163
*LF swaps David's iPod with his own.
*"Straight out of Line" by Godsmack starts playing at an unrealistically loud volume.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #160
LF: I've got an idea.

*LF transforms a Blue Eyes WD card and turns it into a live monster.
*The dragon destroys a nearby village.

Rosycat: Lone Flame! Why did you destroy that village, you cold hearted jerk!

LF: But it was the dragon...

Rosycat: Yeah, sure it was...

*Suddenly a being of pure energy brutally beats the hell out of Lone Flame.

LF Tamer: That's for destroying a village for no reason.

LF: Sorry. Ow. Jerk.

*The being beats the hell out of LF again.

[ Sunday, February 23, 2003 16:17: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #157
*LF pulls out another stereo and puts in his Matchbox 20, Yourself or Someone Like You CD. He cranks the Volume up to full blast and castes a protection spell on it.

TGO: I activate Just Deserts, taking away 2000 life points from you.

LF: I use my Mountain Card, enhancing all dragons. Then I direct attack your life points with my BEWD and DM, thus defeating you.

TGO: Shall we play again?

LF: Sure.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #155
LF: Shikara! I've got an idea...

*LF summons a strange human.

(After much conversation....)

LF: I play the Dark Magician in attack mode and I attack your Curse of Dragon.

TrueGamerOmega: Ah, but you forget about my Traphole, which will destroy your Dark Magician.

LF: But not if I use 7 Tools of the Bandit, taking 1000 life points from me, but destroying your traphole. And I use Reborn the Monster on your Blue Eyes White Dragon and I attack your Skull Knight.

[ Sunday, February 23, 2003 15:27: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #153
*LF looks at the picture.

LF: Oh wait. Wrong picture.
Aria: Idiot.
LF: Anyway. I now rule the back of the bus. Anyone is welcome here until I say other wise.

*LF puts his Eiffel 65 CD into the stereo.
*Strange music with an odd sounding voice fills the bus.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #151
*LF shows Aria a picture of something that's truly disturbing.

LF: Don't make me bring in the Aerosmith, Black Sabbath, Chilli Peppers, Van Halen, Guns N Roses, and AC/DC!

[ Sunday, February 23, 2003 14:20: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #148
*LF pulls out his big friggin stereo and puts on the Lithium by Nirvana.

LF: I hate to say it, but Smells Like Teen Spirit isn't that good a song. But Nirvana owns, so I decided to play a different song. Also I'm taking over the back section of the bus. Anyone complains or tries to stop me and I bring out the Pink Floyd.

[ Sunday, February 23, 2003 11:54: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #144
*LF stabs JF for making everyone sit through an Elton John concert in the friggin desert.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #142
*LF pulls out another XBox and another copy of that really great volleyball game and plays it.

-LF: Aside from MGSS, this is the only good XBox game.
-Re'kar: That's nice, you sick evil freak.
-LF: Pot and the kettle.
-Re'kar: Shik ara.

[ Sunday, February 23, 2003 07:57: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #138
*LF transforms into his Nephil form.

LF: Will you go out with me now?

Rosycat: No! No! & frelling NO!

*LF suddenly snaps! He picks up his sword starts brutally beating.... a rock.

OOC: Hah! I bet you thought it was something else.... Okay, So maybe you didn't. Oh well.

[ Saturday, February 22, 2003 22:04: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #129
Upon seeing this LF dies of laughter and is sent to hell. He is later sent back to heaven, since hell was afraid he'd take over.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #127
LF: Oh all powerful God, does Rosycat love me? Give me a sign!

God: No, She doesn't. Now leave me alone.

LF: But I want to know the meaning of life.

God: Figure it out on your own.

*God teleports LF back to the bus.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #124
*LF begins to do some really fansy and extremely powerful combination of stuff.
*Suddenly, a strange being made of pure energy appears and smacks him.

OOC: How's that for keeping him at a fine median?

[ Friday, February 21, 2003 19:46: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #122
*LF pulls out his XBox and that vollyball game with the hot game chicks & starts playing it.

OOC: Small it is, but uncreative I am. Also Mindspark, check your PM for Shik ara's meaning...

[ Friday, February 21, 2003 19:06: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #119
OOC: Minions are worthless in the longrun. At NSI all of LF's forces got wiped out rather quickly.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #113
LF: Well, let's see here... If I focus all of my efforts on the left side, the right side will be isolated and could be destroyed by a pincer attack.

ADoS: What are you doing?!?

LF: Oh sorry, I was playing Geneforge.

ADoS: You're supposed to be santifying the temple.

LF: Alright, I get back to it.

*LF returns to santifying the altar.

OOC: Dude, I think Rosycat's a chick. How many guys are PINK Nephils?

[ Friday, February 21, 2003 13:31: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #105
*LF pulls out a demon picture magazine and throws it at the demons.

Many of the demons hurt themselves trying to get at it.

LF: Never underestimate the power of magazines.

[ Thursday, February 20, 2003 19:58: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #103
LF: I feel a disturbance in the force, as if a billion monkeys cried ouand then were silenced. I fear a terrible thing has happened.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #99
*LF blasts the demons to... 30 feet away.

LF: Oh yeah, that priest was me. Silly me. Now to divide my attention between santifying the temple & fighting demons. You'd think I would have gotten good at it after a few hun... er I mean...

*LF slowly santifies the temple, while fighting demons.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00

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