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Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #2
yeah, but it doesn't matter about double posts... hell, I've even done some on purpose... usually to save a dying topic. Anyway, congrads and good luck with reaching 2000.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #655
*LF pulls out a skribbane tree(yes I know they only come in herb form, but who cares)

LF: We can always get high off this.

*Suddenly Alorael appears and steals LF's skribbane tree.

LF: Why am I not suprised... How bout that LAN thingy?

ADoS: I was refering to how we escape.

LF: Oh. I'll ask situation the analist.

*LF calls someone on his cellphone. And about five minutes he hangs up the phone.

ADoS: Well?

LF: Unless well pull a last minute miricle, we're screwed.

ADoS: Why god! why!
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #652
LF: How bout this?

*LF teleports in a large can of gasoline a few hundred yards from the bus, then he pulls out a rocket launcher.

RdC: Is that idiot about to do what I think he is?

ADoS: Yep. We kind of stopped noticing such stupidity from him after a while.

NaCN: It would be worse though. He could have teleported the gas right next to the bus.

RdC: Good point.

*LF attaches a shield generator to the bus after exiting it. Then he castes Float on himself and activates the genorator. Finally LF fires a rocket at the gas, which explodes, and then teleports back in the bus.

ADoS: Well, that really worked well.

LF: Shut up.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #243
Mars: If anyone needs me, I'll be at the local blacksmith's shop.
ef: Alright, just be sure to come right back when you are finished.
Mars: Actually I was thinking of venturing to the local pub after that.
ef: Just don't get in trouble and come back right after that in case we need you for something.
Mars: What if I want to go to the...
ef: No! Just come back after you finish at the blacksmith and/or pub.
Mars: Fair enough. See y'all later.

*Mars leaves inn and enters a forge.

Mars: Greetings, might I inquire as to what your name is?
Smith: I'm smith, the local blacksmith for this town.
Mars: Pleased to meet you. I am Mars.
Smith: So what brings you to my shop?
Mars: Well, I was thinking about making a few throwing daggers.
Smith: No problem... Wait a minute, did you say make?
Mars: Yeah, why? Is there a problem with that?
Smith: Yes. You think you can just waltz in here an expect me to let you borrow my shop to make some daggers!?!
Mars: Yeah, but I'm gonna supply the materials and the labor. I just want a nice area to work in.
Smith: What's in it for me?
Mars: You get to learn one of my trade secrets and you get a way to quickly make throwing daggers and perhaps a few other types of weapons.
Smith: Fair enough. Let's get started.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #238
OOC...

*LF pulls out a cot and a pillow, cause it's gonna be a long wait.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #643
OOC: What's wrong with using the unimaginative spells of Final Fantasy? Don't make me use my invented spells... Ah, what the hell, I think I'll swap out the FF spells for my own.

Btw, no one complained when I used any other references. Oh well.

IC...

*LF, who missed getting on the bus, prepares to fight the guards.

LF: Feel my wrath!

*Suddenly LF wakes up and realizes he actually was on the bus, but managed to hit his head and was unconscious for a bit.

[ Thursday, April 17, 2003 12:24: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #235
Mars: So, out of curiousity, how are we going to pay for fancy rooms?

ef: We're in a drug gang! We can afford to do this kind of thing.

Mars: Alrighty then. So I guess I won't have to use some of the 97 billion pieces of various types of metal with high value, 45 million pieces of jewlry, 63 thousand diamonds and various crystals.

Wiseman: You have all that money?!?

Mars: Yeah, as far as I can tell, LF never took anything out of his jacket before giving it to me.

Firedrake: Okay everyone. If Mars dies, grab his jacket, so we can loot him later.

Mars: Oh wait. I can't wear it out in the open.

Wiseman: Why?

Mars: Not many people on the planet wear black leather jackets. And since we're trying blend in, I don't want to wear anything that stands out.

*Mars pulls out a pair off non-descript robes and puts them on over what he's already got on. Then he puts the jacket in a pocket on the robes.

Mars: I'm ready to go. How bout y'all.

[ Thursday, April 17, 2003 14:31: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #640
*While running away, LF trips over a crate marked "High tech alien weapons", which he opens. LF pulls out a pulse rifle and tries to fire it, but it seems to require 4 AA batteries. LF brakes the rifle and chunks the pieces at a guard.

LF: Cheap alien devices. I guess I'll have to use my own stuff.

*LF pulls out a staff weapon, and opens fire on the guards, who seems to have personal shields.

LF: Oh frell. Fire 3!

*one of the guards bursts into flames and dies.

LF: One down... 59 to go. Bloody hell.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #638
LF: All hail Steve!

Terminal: Wrong password!

*Another guard appears.

LF: Frelling chappa!

Terminal: Wrong password!

*Yet another guard appears.

LF: Shakra.

Terminal: Wrong password!

*Yet another guard appears.

LF:(several human obsanities)

Terminal: Password accepted.

NaCN: Yay!

[ Wednesday, April 16, 2003 19:20: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #231
OOC: Sorry bout the double post, but I can't let this topic die...

IC...

Mars: Hey Wiseman, would you like to train with me?
Wiseman: Sure. Not like I've got anything better to do.

*Mars pulls out 2 daggers.

Wiseman: That's odd.
Mars: What?
Wiseman: I could have sworn you had lost a hand doing something.
Mars: I did. It grew back. Now I don't have to hide, since I'm no longer dependant on a wrist blade for defense.
Wiseman: Whatever... Let's do the training thing.

*Mars lunges at Wiseman, but misses.

Mars: Your fast, but I can cheat. X-Magic_Quick,Haste. X-Magic_Avatar,Invunerability(on Wiseman). X-Magic_Life3(Mars),Life3(Wiseman)
Wiseman: Now that is cheap, but nothing I can't handle.

*Wiseman blasts Mars with Soul Energy, thus sending Mars flying into a wall. Mars gets up and rushes Wiseman, and punches him. Wiseman then impales Mars, who heals himself.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #634
LF: Hey, let's go find the alien technology they're selling to Apple.

Sir David: The military sells technology to Apple?!?

LF: Yeah, how else is Apple gonna make such great computers that are more powerful than PCs?!?

Sir David: Makes sense.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #230
Mars: So how are we supposed to seal the room?
Wiseman: You don't know?!? I thought you were a mage!
Mars: My spells are limited to whatever I could remember from Exile and Final Fantasy.
Wiseman: What are Exile and Final Fantasy?
Mars: 2 really cool game series.
Wiseman: How bout a few dozen force barriers?
Mars: I think I can do that. You got any sealing powers of your own?
Wiseman: Yes, but we'll all have to do our sealings at the same time.
Firedrake: Alrighty then. A little variety never hurts.

*The 3 do a whole lotta different kinds of sealing spells(and soul energy thingies) When they are done they take Alex to a place where he can recover.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #632
LF: Who's gonna catch us?
Guard: I am!
LF: Look behind you! It's a distraction!
Guard: What kind of fool do you think I am?
Distraction: Hello.
Guard: What the hell?!?

*LF castes a Sleep Cloud on the guard and tapes him to a chair in one of the buildings.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #227
Mars: Fire 3!

*The creature is uneffected.

Mars: Firestorm!

*The creature doesn't even notice.

Mars: Bloody hell... Flare!

*The creature smacks Mars into a wall. Then FD stabs the creature and is knocked into Mars.

Mars: This isn't working!
FD: Just keep on. WM needs us to continue on.
Mars: Alright. X-Magic_Flare,Holy!

*The creature smacks Mars with a tentacle. Then FD slices off that tentacle.

Mars: Get back!

*FD away from Mars.

Mars: I hate this spell, but... X-Magic_Merton,Cure3!

*Mars and the creature are engulfed in flames. Then the somewhat burned Mars is healed.

Mars: Bloody hell that hurt. What the?!? It's still alive. Dammit!

*Suddenly Wiseman appears next to Firedrake.

Wiseman: I did it. He's freed.
Firedrake: Good. Now let's help Mars.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #225
Wiseman: So let's see here. There are 3 of us and an indefinate number of oddball plant demons.
Mars: It could be worse.
Firedrake: How so?
Mars: They could be that tree thing from the first 2 Evil Dead movies.
Wiseman: Why? What's the deal with that tree demon you speak of?

*Mars wispers something into Wiseman's ear.

Wiseman: Oh dear god! That's sick!

*Wiseman punches Mars for describing that scene in the first Evil Dead movie.

Mars: Oh, I almost forgot...

*Mars activate his wrist blade.

OOC: This happened before ef's post did.

[ Monday, April 14, 2003 15:39: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
How do you become an administrator and/or moderator in Tech Support
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #3
I have no idea, but...

One requirement is to be not annoying...

Another is to not be me.

And another is to follow the CoC.

As for actually becoming a Mod...

The have fixed elections whenever they need a new one. Basically it goes something like this...

Mod 1: Is he/she someone likeable?

Mod 5:Who cares?!?

Mod 3: Yeah, that person's a friend of mine.

Mod 2: Good enough. We now have another mod.

All Mods: Yay!

-Or something like that...

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"I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand."
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #219
*Suddenly some wierd plant demon attacks Mars for no apparent reason.

Platny: Die Human!
Mars: I'm not human.
Platny: Huh?
Mars: I am a terran. A spinoff of humans. Both are basically the same. The only differences are that Terrans can slowly regenerate lost limbs, have higher drug tolerance levels, and slightly better immune systems.
Platny: I don't care! Die!!!!!!

*Mars castes Fire3 on the plant and it bursts into flames. The flaming plant lunges at Mars, but somehow manages to miss, despite the fact that it was 3 feet away from him. Eventually the plant burns to ash.

Mars: It never fails. Wherever I go something always wants to kill me. I'm gonna go hang out with Wiseman until we get where we're going.

*Mars castes Word of Recal(The modified version) and teleports to Wiseman.

Wiseman: Hey. Would you like to help me find someone?
Mars: Sure.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #630
OOC: *LF skips all of the posts between this one and his last one, except for the last 3, but stupidly doesn't notice page 26 before posting this and thus has no idea what's going on...

*LF draws an insect barrier card and uses it on Spider Dude(Which works on cause of the rules of Yugi-Oh, which considers spiders insects,but only cause the monster types were as general as possible), thus removing him from this topic(for now)...

IC...

LF: Yay! Area 51! It's even better than in my dream. Huh? What's going on?

[ Sunday, April 13, 2003 19:10: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #612
OOC: I think that was an "OOC" and not to be accurate to your character's actual abilities. And so thus you used a teleportation crystal thingy.

Now let us continue in our RP which has a guy(FB) who seems to think he's the old Iraqi media(Yes there is a new one).

IC...

LF: Jaffa, Kree!
Teal'c: Shut up.
LF: No! Jaffa! KREE!!!!

*LF is brutally beaten by Teal'c.

LF: Jaffa, Kretok!
Teal'c: No!

*Teal'c continues to beat LF up.

LF: Jonas help!
Jonas: Sorry LF, but you're on your own.

(Meanwhile...)

Wiseman: So ya wanna go out with me sometime?
Carter: No. You're not my type.
Wiseman: What do you mean "I'm not your type"!?! I'm a whole lot better than that fishing bum, Jack O'Neal.

(Meanwhile...)

Jack: I'm sorry about you getting sucked into that beam with me.
Sir David: No problem. Just as long as you let me have a try at the fish.

(Meanwhile...)

ADoS: Get me some milk!
NaCN: You ever consider cutting back on the milk?
ADoS: Never!
NaCN: Whatever...

[ Thursday, April 10, 2003 19:51: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #205
OOC: Bloody Hell!!!
IC...

*Mars searches for his room, but after a while just pulls out his blanket and sleeps on the floor.

Mars: Ah nothing like sleeping in the stars... Darn I wish it was night. Oh well.

*Suddenly Lone Flame appears and is holding a leather jacket.

Mars: Is that the legendary jacket with infinate pocket space?
LF: It sure is. And now it's yours.
Mars: Really?!!?
LF: No. Not really.
Mars: Frell!

*LF tosses his jacket at Mars.

LF: Just kidding. Enjoy.

*Mars gets up and stuffs his current jacket and blanket in his new jacket, while LF teleports away. Then Mars goes in search of people to hang out with.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #610
OOC: Nah, I think I'll pay plenty of attention to Ragnarok's post and acknowledge it as truth.

Ragnarok is right about the real Area 51 being in Minnisota. Why else would Jack O'Neal disappear from base mysteriously and return dressed up in fishing gear.

IC...

LF: Hey, where do you guys keep the real StarGate?
Soldier: What StarGate?
LF: Okay, How bout those 2 Death Gliders you stole from Apophis?
Soldiers: What are you talking about?

*LF pulls out his SGC id tag.

Soldier: In hanger 23.
LF: How bout the flying saucers?
Soldier: The World's fair. Didn't you see "Men in Black"?!?
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #201
Mars: Hey Wiseman, can I have some of your shurikens?
Wiseman: No!
Mars: Just one?
Wiseman: No!
Mars: Please?
Wiseman: Here, just shut up.

*Wiseman hands Mars one of his shurikens, which Mars uses to make a mold for his forge.

Mars: Catch!

*Mars throws a shuriken at Wiseman's head, which Wiseman easily catches.

Wiseman: Why did you do that?
Mars: Cause I know you can easily catch it.
Wiseman: Fair enough. Let's get going.

[ Wednesday, April 09, 2003 18:23: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #606
*LF castes Capture Soul on GtGD. Then he collects his reward for GtGD's capture(silly humans).

Sir David: Nice.

LF: Thanks.

OOC: Thus ending the government's interest in GtGD.

IC...

GtGD: But they're supposed to pursue me and be annoying and ruin the plot.

LF: Who cares!?!

*Then everyone continues to try and sneak into Area 51, but only after LF smacks GtGD for trying to kill everyone on the bus.

[ Wednesday, April 09, 2003 18:13: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #597
OOC:
*Some Mafia guys appear and capture GtGD.

Sir David: Should we try to rescue him?
NaCN: Nah. He'll be fine.
LF: Didn't see that one coming.
NaCN: I thought you could see into the future!?!
LF: Yeah, but I'd end up like Paul on Dune if I do.
Wiseman: Ah with great power comes a cost.
LF: Exactly.
Sir David: After all, that would destroy the balance of the universe and make life suck.
NaCN: Hence why that stupid race of human that can transform into sliths is a bad idea.
LF: Actually there are only about 6 of them that cann't be killed with a simple bullet to the head. As for those 6, they can be killed with a simple C4 bomb. And since their bodies disolve, they can't be revived from the dead.
Wiseman: Would you mind if we killed those 6 dudes?
LF: Go right ahead.

*NaCN teleports a large Nuke to the 6 Shrak dudes who are too annoying to die and detonates it, thus killing them.

IC...

LF: Quickly. To that place with the alien ships and technology acquired through StarGate travel to other worlds.

*Everone hops on a the bus and they drive to Area 51(and Vegas)
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #593
OOC: And there was much happyness throughout the land. Well, except in Iraq, where there is much stupidity and boredom.
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