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Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #454
OOC: To GS... Chlasay, frellchick.
IC...

LF: Ow. Wow. This boy's gotta lay of the drugs. Or perhaps he's still suffering from my delusion...

*LF castes Life 3 on GS and kills him. GS is revived, but still is suffering the delusion.

LF: Hmmm....

*LF adjusts the tape on GS's mouth.

LF: That ought to shut him up. Good thing he isn't telepathic.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #43
OOC: Works for me. Mostly cause it's so similar to what I suggested, only better. Now to see what ef thinks...

*LF smacks Ragnarok for his false advertising link.

[ Thursday, March 13, 2003 08:18: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Spells in BoA please? in Blades of Avernum
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #10
plus these so called accurate spells can't hit frelling guardians and black shade.

Long Live Firestorm, Divine Thud, and Fireball!

I never could figure how to do those scripting spells. too much hassle for a simple mass martyr's shield, and now that I know that CS and S aren't going the be there, I think I will wait til the game has been around awhile before considering buying it.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #40
OOC: How bout we kill a whole bunch of innocent villagers and then plant all sort of evidence that link it to the rival cartel?
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #38
*Mars castes a fireball spell and destroys a tree.

Mars: Interesting. I wonder why it stopped working in that fight... Must have been and antimagic cloud, I'd better practice my daggers more, in case that happens again.

*Mars practices fighting with his daggers for a while. Then he goes inside.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #36
*Mars pulls out his iPod and starts listening to "Shimmer" by Fuel and due to his inability to just listen to the music and not sing it, everyone else in the lobby here it(though not anywhere near as well as it's supposed to sound)

Some guy: Shut up!

(many death threats later)

*Mars stops singing to the song.

Some chick: Thank the gods, the torment has ended.

[ Wednesday, March 12, 2003 18:19: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
BOA Release date. in Blades of Avernum
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #4
actually, it's more like december2003/march2004. Though I wouldn't be surprise if he took til April. But as long as he gets it done, I don't care. All we do is wait. Til then pull out a cot and pillow.

[ Wednesday, March 12, 2003 18:05: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #34
*Mars castes a haste spell, but nothing happens. Then Mars readies a fireball, but it fades away. Mars pulls out his daggers.

Mars: I've got a bad feeling about this...

*Mars slits one guy's throat, and stabs another. Wiseman throws some (whatever he throws) at 3 of the assasins, killing them.

Wiseman: 2 of them and 2 of us.

Mars: Yeah, too easy.

*Wiseman impales an assasin. Then Mars throws a dagger at the last one, killing him.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #443
*LF pulls out a jug of milk and tosses it at ADoS, thus hitting him in the face.

ADoS: I don't want this milk! It's been shaken! Get me better milk!

*LF shoots ADoS with his zat gun.

LF: That ought to silence him for awile.

OOC: The whole event with GS didn't actually happen. It was an NSI delusion repeat.

Btw. It takes 2 hits from a Zat gun to kill someone. One just stuns someone.

[ Wednesday, March 12, 2003 18:59: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #441
*LF flips Dracula off.

LF: Go away, before I "despell undead" you stupid self.

Dracula: Your puny magic can't harm me!

*LF castes flight spell on himself and goes outside to face Dracula.

(After LF gets the hell beat out of him)

LF: He's all yours Sir David.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #32
*Mars decides to get to know the surrounding area, since he was going to be there awhile. He comes across Wiseman. Then Mars kills one of the 7(yes, WM killed a few of them before Mars got there).

Mars: Need some help?

Wiseman: Sure.

*Mars and Wiseman engage the remaining 6 in combat.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #438
LF: Sucks to be you JF.

*The Entity smacks LF, thus saving everyone else the trouble of doing it.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #436
*LF has a heart attack. Then his life 3 spell kicks in(for real this time)

LF: What happened?

Wise Man: You and some other guy were suffering from a delusion.

LF: Makes sense. That's what happened to an associate of mine. He was in a drug ring but he soon entered a delusion and it killed him. It would appear that the same is happening to me. If it happens again, I ask for you to kill me.

Wiseman: Okay, but if the it'll kill you, why have me kill you?

LF: 2 reasons. 1rst his imagined death was a horrible and highly painful one. 2nd mine seems to effect others, probably threw my telepathic abilities.

Wiseman: Wouldn't it be easier to just kill you?

LF: Yes, but I won't go down without a fight, unless I am out cold. Which won't happen.

Wiseman: Fine, just don't caste that spell that revived you on yourself again.

[ Wednesday, March 12, 2003 14:30: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #434
*LF puts on song and drowns out GS.

LF: There's no reason. There's no compromise. No change in season. Livin the high life. I don't know you so don't freak on me. I can't control you. You're not my destiny. Straight out of line...

OOC: I think you should just conceded defeat and rethink your strategy. But then again I guess I'm asking too much from someone who mades the 12 year old version of me look good.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #432
OOC: Shik ara, you whining frelling maggot. And I seriously doubt you have withered hands, or you wouldn't be posting longwinded piece of crap posts. And if you want sympathy you chose the wrong person to try and get it from.

IC:

*LF is revived(again).

LF: So does anyone want to follow him?

Lethalis(sp?): Not really.

LF: Didn't think so.

OOC: I don't care what your personal problems are, don't try to supliment them with a delusion of godhood and ruining our fun with it. And be glad I don't feel like getting out of my comfortable rolling chair or I'd hunt you down and get my one of my Jr High associates the beat the hell out of you while I watch and laugh.

[ Wednesday, March 12, 2003 13:44: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #430
*LF gets revived.

LF: What in the hell? Doesn't that violate the minion rules. Actually a lot of it does. First off no minion reviving. No powerful minions. And how in the unholy frell can you merge with shaped creations(which can't be revived, since the disolve into dust)

GS: But how?

LF: It's called magic. Life 3 to be exact. Actually it's my MagEmul spell, which mimiced Life 3.

*LF summons Relkon's corpse from the NSI void and revives him.

Relkon: What is that?

LF: A violation of the laws of this realm. You will dispatch it before the Entity has to get involed.

Relkon: Does an Arab assualt on the creature, thus killing both of them.

OOC: Ha ha. You failed the test, and now you're dead(again). Better luck next time.

[ Wednesday, March 12, 2003 13:30: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
A thought for custom graphics.... in Blades of Avernum
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #2
You know what's odd about that. I think better when I'm sick. Perhaps it's cause there's less internal strife then...

Anyway. I've actually put thought into this and it can be done.

For Windows, we simply create a bmp file that contains the info for the custom graphics.

For Mac, we do what we'd do with windows, except with a ResEdit file.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #427
OOC: I'm not controling anything. I'm killing. There's a difference. Okay, so maybe I control them a little, but that doesn't mean we can't control them. Minions and other NPCs are open to control by anyone. And you must not have actually played Geneforge, cause the fyora(SP?) can be killed by fire.

IC:

*LF ripps the fyora's head of and tosses it at the cyora(SP?), which proceeds to do sick and twisted things to it.

LF: You really need better minions.

*LF ripps off the cyora's arms and beats it to death with them.

LF: See what I mean.

GS: You monster! You will pay for what you have done.

LF: Many have said that to me. And most of them are dead now. What makes you think you can succeed where they failed?

[ Wednesday, March 12, 2003 12:26: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #29
Mars: Alright, I've been fair enough. I've helped you out, but I want to know what's going on. If someone doesn't tell me I shall leave.

(after hearing Lethalis explain the situation)

Mars: I see. Clearly I have found a interesting opportunity here. I think I shall stay and help out.

OOC: Mars has no knowledge of the character Lone Flame nor any other NSI happenings, but he does now(to an extent, thanks in part to the summery page, which was bit more vague than I had hoped it would be, however, I can work with what I know, I think,) Also, might I suggest we cut down on using our signatures, that away we can cram more into a page, so when we happen to come across another page deletion glitch we'll lose a lot more.

[ Wednesday, March 12, 2003 08:29: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #425
LF: You have been warned. Cross me again and I won't stop with just 1 minion.

GS: You had better watch it or else...

LF: Or else what?

GS: I'll create another god character and kill you with it, while being undefeatable.

LF: Not gonna happen, the entity will destroy it, and you won't be able to weasle out of it, since only the being will exist, not it's reality.

GS: What does that mean?

LF: If it's the source of some BS world that's somehow bound to this on, it can't be cause no other realities can be bound to this world, just characters and abilities. But even then the abilities are limited.

[ Wednesday, March 12, 2003 07:08: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
A thought for custom graphics.... in Blades of Avernum
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #0
I don't know if this has been already put, but I don't really care.

Wouldn't it be nice if Jeff made it to where your saved game could store custom item graphics?

It would actually work, when you think about it. After all it's only a pict file, or a document(depending on whether it's a Mac or PoC).
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Exile; A movie? in The Exile Trilogy
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #51
They're off doing some serious Skribbane while listening to some Stone Temple Pilots songs and watching fullscreen iTunes visuals.

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"I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand."
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #423
OOC: I wonder what he's going to do with only one minion left? (insert evil laugh here) We'll just find out.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Around the place in however long it takes! in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #421
*LF kicks the crap out of GS's minions before they can do something sick to him.

LF: GS, control your minions or you won't have them for much longer.

GS: Is that a threat?

LF: No, it's a warning. Threats have a chance of being bluffs, but I'm sure you already knew that.

GS: I would love to see you try to do anything.

*LF stares down GS for several seconds. When GS didn't stand down LF brought out his blade.

LF: You still don't take me seriously. Too bad for you. What's it like to be a fool?

GS: You call me a fool?!? I could easily defeat you!

LF: No you couldn't.

*GS's minions recover from the beating and stare at LF coldly.

LF: The thing about minions is they're usually the first ones to die.

*One of GS's minions bursts into flames and dies, which LF laughs sinisterly.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
New Silver Inn v2.0 in General
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #27
*After much searching Mars finds Ouroboros.

Ouroboros: Who are you?
Mars: I am Mars, I have been sent to deliver a message to you from the wise one.
Ouroboros: Wise one?
Mars: That blademaster ninja/monk type guy.
Ouroboros: Oh, what is the message?
Mars: Return to the base, and he also wished to pass his condolences(SP?) on what happened to your Nephil friend.
Ouroboros: What happened?
Mars: Well, he died.
Ouroboros: He died?!!?
Mars: Anyway, we must return. I'm going back with or without you, but I'd prefer to do it with you, since divided we are easy to defeat.
Ouroboros: Fine, I'll go.
Mars: Good. Now I'm going to conceal myself, that away if we get attacked we can take them by suprise, since none of these foes no of me.
Ouroboros:Fine

*Mars castes a stealth spell. And the 2 of them return to the NSI.

[ Tuesday, March 11, 2003 18:49: Message edited by: Lone Flame ]
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