Profile for The Abridged Series
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| Displayed name | The Abridged Series |
| Member number | 2080 |
| Title | Guardian |
| Postcount | 1918 |
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| Registered | Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, March 6 2003 19:03
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*LF grabs the ball and teleports to the other side of the court. Then he throws the ball and scores a 3 point shot. *Wiseman gets the ball and throws it at LF. THe ball bounces off LF and returns to Wiseman and he makes a shot while LF is temportarily stunned. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, March 6 2003 18:54
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LF: Basketball anyone? Wiseman: Sure. LF: Anyone else? OOC: There are Zombies, Hippies, and Motley Crue. They aren't the same thing, although Motley Crue are Zombies and Hippies, but they are both, and thus a different thing. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, March 6 2003 18:19
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*LF takes a beak from beating up hippies to dispatch GH(cause everyone else does it). LF show GH a picture of Matchbox 20, and GH runs for his life screaming. Then LF returns to beating up hippies. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, March 6 2003 17:56
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*LF sends some more sand golems out onto the field to help deal with the zombies and Motley Crue. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, March 6 2003 17:51
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*LF raises some sand golems. LF: Holy (censored) Prepare to be destroyed, you evil creatures! *LF sends his Golems to kill Motley Crue. Then LF summons some more golems to deal with Sir David. [ Thursday, March 06, 2003 17:54: Message edited by: Lone Flame ] Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, March 6 2003 17:14
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*LF pulls out a CD player and plays "Paradise City" by Guns N Roses. Then LF goes forth to try and see if he can find a nice girl. He becomes saddened when he finds out that none of the hot chicks will go out with a Slith(like being). LF: I don't get it! They'll go out with guys like that dude over there with the pink and green mohawk, but not me. I hate you California! You and your hippies can all burn. *Upon hearing this several surfers gang up on LF and beat the frell out of him. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, March 6 2003 12:55
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*LF has a vision of JF's situation, then wonders what on earth JF's been smoking.... Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
| Exile; A movie? in The Exile Trilogy | |
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Guardian
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written Wednesday, March 5 2003 18:57
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If someone actuallyput Bush in the movie, it would have to be Hawthorne. After all both are idiots that have gotten or will get themselves killed. -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Wednesday, March 5 2003 18:21
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LF: Ha Ha! You should have thought of that before you played in the sand. Anyway. I wish you luck in removing the sand from your armor. [ Wednesday, March 05, 2003 18:24: Message edited by: Lone Flame ] Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Wednesday, March 5 2003 16:57
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LF: So a free for all sand castle contest... Cool. *LF gets started on a slighty mighty looking sand castle. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Wednesday, March 5 2003 15:12
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LF: I prefer my way. *LF lifts a block of normal sand with his mind and compresses it. Lethalis: Well, not everyone has telekenesis. LF: And not everyone has great strength. Lethalis: True. LF: Although making glass plates and sandwiching sand in the middle is better. Lethalis: Whatever. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Tuesday, March 4 2003 15:58
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Guys are destroying the earth! But women are doing a nice job helping. -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Tuesday, March 4 2003 13:11
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*LF stops at a hardware store and buys more ducktape. Then he returns to exploring LF: Oh dear god what is that? Wiseman: I think it's Ben Afflact(SP?). LF: No, it can't be... There's no Matt. Wiseman: Be that as it may, it Ben Afflact(SP?) LF: In that case.... Run like hell, before he kills us with his bad acting skills. *LF and Wiseman end up on a beach. LF: What the.... Wiseman: Holy (censored) we're on Venice beach. Run. [ Tuesday, March 04, 2003 13:15: Message edited by: Lone Flame ] Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Monday, March 3 2003 20:29
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*LF smacks Lethalis when he arrives. Lethalis: What was that for? LF: Breaking something on the bus! Lethalis: But how did you know? LF: Actually I didn't but between you running here really quickly and the bus's car alarm, it was pretty obvious. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Monday, March 3 2003 19:45
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LF: Welcome to our exploration team thingy. sk only one question... Can we go explore Apple HQ sometime during our traveling of California or shall we just engage young women in some Californication? Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Monday, March 3 2003 19:14
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*LF plays "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses. Sir David: Do you always have to play music whenever you do anything? LF: Yes. But this song goes with the situation. Sir David: How so? LF: Look around. Sir David: Point taken. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Monday, March 3 2003 17:20
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*LF castes a spell on the rockthrowing dude, causing him to burst into flames and die. *Everyone looks at LF in a strange way. LF: Time to explore. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Sunday, March 2 2003 19:57
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LF: Bloody hell I hat e protoss. Terrans are better. Oh well. *LF and Sir David build up their forces. (5 minutes later) LF: Can we restart? I forgot to set my guys to Terran. I can't even name the protoss guys, let alone come up with a strategy for them. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Sunday, March 2 2003 10:12
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OOC: I got everyone out of the whale yesterday. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Saturday, March 1 2003 14:56
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You mean someone actually had the patience to beat that thing?!!? -------------------- "I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American. It's the only language I understand." Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Saturday, March 1 2003 14:20
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*While using headphones, LF uses the power of iTunes to play Wicked Garden by Stone Temple Pilots. LF: Anyone want to take me on in StarCraft? Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Saturday, March 1 2003 12:47
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*LF activates the StarGate. Then he tries to push the bus into the event horizon, but the bus won't budge. After several minutes of trying, LF goes into the bus and puts the bus in neutral. After much strain LF manages to get the bus through the StarGate. *The Bus arrives on a remote planet under the control of the Tok'ra. (Many hours of listening to Tok'ra pleases for allies against the Goa'uld) LF: Leave us alone, you annoying voles! *Suddenly the Entity transports everyone & the bus to a better place, California. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Saturday, March 1 2003 09:53
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*LF laughs histerically. LF: Silly kids. I wonder how long he's going to be searching for that thing... Btw. When are we going to get out of here? It seems to me like we should teleport out of here before the bus is destroyed. *Suddenly a giant metal ring appears in front of the bus. LF: And we can leave with the help of this... (meanwhile on a remote planet....) Apophis: Jaffa Kree! What the... Where's the Chappa'ai? [ Saturday, March 01, 2003 10:03: Message edited by: Lone Flame ] Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Saturday, March 1 2003 09:12
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Mars: Well, since this is fantasy, as LF said, Macs and PCs can and will live in perfect harmony. LF: Shut up Mars. Besides, you are supposed to be controling me and to an extent the story line. Mars: So. My life sucks. I thought it is better in here, since my creation will keep us from killing each other(perminantly) LF: Go back to the real world and write someone that contributes to the story. And while you're at it... Get a job! You lazy worthless vole. *Mars returns to the real world. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Friday, February 28 2003 20:15
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OOC: Those Blizzard Games are Mac compatable. You can have PCs, since I never said they all were Macs. Let the 2 co exist. And it can be done, since my brother has done it before. Besides this is fantasy. So in with the macs on the network... IC: *LF pulls out some Powerbooks and a power generator. LF plugs the PBs into the generator and hooks them up to the network. LF: And so there was Mac. And it was good. [ Friday, February 28, 2003 20:19: Message edited by: Lone Flame ] Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |