Profile for The Abridged Series
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| Displayed name | The Abridged Series |
| Member number | 2080 |
| Title | Guardian |
| Postcount | 1918 |
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| Registered | Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, July 10 2003 15:36
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and Russia's a large insignificant country. Russia's in too bad of a shape to mess with anyone. Besides even if it did, the US would gladly sieze the opportunity to needlessly bomb another country. Question: Does Windows 98 have an activation key like XP does? Or is 98 free of that annoying, time wasting bs? Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, July 10 2003 15:30
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This is a poll to see how many spiderwebbers have actually taken the time to memorize their account password. Poll Information This poll contains 1 question(s). 60 user(s) have voted. You may not view the results of this poll without voting. function launch_voter () { launch_window("http://www.ironycentral.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=poll;d=vote;pollid=NvCTIklUrgvj"); return true; } // end launch_voter function launch_viewer () { launch_window("http://www.ironycentral.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=poll;d=view;pollid=NvCTIklUrgvj"); return true; } // end launch_viewer function launch_window (url) { preview = window.open( url, "preview", "width=550,height=300,toolbar=no,location=no,directories=no,status,menubar=no,scrollbars,resizable,copyhistory=no" ); window.preview.focus(); return preview; } // end launch_window[/url] [/url] Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Wednesday, July 9 2003 23:04
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actually. I was refering to the plug in shtuff. anywayz. um, what was I going to say? Oh well. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Wednesday, July 9 2003 21:16
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Why did most of my electronic devices suddenly stop working with a time period of 1 week? Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Wednesday, July 9 2003 20:09
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Teh StorE Paladine the platinum dragon, who looked like he had seen better times, however, wasn't so much the omnipresent frown as it was just the ragged, frayed, and faded appearance overall, went to a colabottle producing factory, that was actually a magical gateway to Mars. There he came across a rather large, slack jawed moose chewing on a shoe lace. Paladine said "Hey man - what are your thoughts on the economy?", to the moose. Then the moose glanced down at her clipboard and replied "I really don't have time to listen to your nonsense. Perhaps you should find someone else... someone who cares." Finally, after convincing themselves of the total righteousness of their cause, founded the order of the priests-who-stand-on-their-heads-and-wiggle-their-toes-even-though-it-tickles-their-ears and ate a boatload of cheese and beans. The Morals: Dont talk about politics on a Spiderweb Software web-board and Don't make me come over there! (Yeah I said that I'd only with one, but I decided to make an exception since my chosing method was rather weak. But this'll be the only time. Btw, is it me, or did this seem to flow a little better than most?) Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Tuesday, July 8 2003 17:36
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quote:Um. ya both kind of got the same one at the same time. so first one to call 8 after this post gets it... or you 2 could fight to the death. either solution will work. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Tuesday, July 8 2003 15:53
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Hey, does anyone wanna play me in chess via PM? Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Tuesday, July 8 2003 15:03
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quote:I remember the reference in one of the 2 major topics that I've ever started on Spiderweb. That's what Jeff decided to call the world. But it wasn't until after the Exile series. Therefor it was only in the Avernum Series, if there was even a reference there. I never actually played the Avernum games much, so I don't really know. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Tuesday, July 8 2003 14:31
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Yeah. Oddly it did... sort of. Anywayz. (insert something that's interest, but stupid here) Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Tuesday, July 8 2003 11:55
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Um, sorry bout that everyone. I was kind of on a vacation(which didn't go too well, but that's not important). Btw. This could take a little sorting out, cause my PMs seem to have 16 responses about this game, so I'm going to have to, well, sort it out some how. EDIT: Nevermind. Sorted it out I have. The Story... The great Penguin of the Abbys, who looked like a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle, went to To the 7th circle of Hell, past the chamber of eternal torment, by the purgatory of the thousand nails. There he met the legendary flying burrito of DOOM!!!! The Penguin said "Eew" and the burrito replied "Hmmh. I've seen a lot of things in my day, but never a hare-lipped stenographer who could play the trombone and recite the correct phylum for the ruby-throated hummingbird. Here's to swimming with bow-legged women!" Later, they decided to steal candy from a baby. Incidentally, stealing candy from a baby isn't as easy as people make it out to be. Those rattles can hurt! The Moral: When it rains, don't hold your hand out. [ Tuesday, July 08, 2003 12:05: Message edited by: Lone Flame ] Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Monday, June 30 2003 22:55
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I'd be a mod on your site, but I need to see if handle being a mod. So, I decline this chance at being a mod on your site(uh, yeah,like there's really someone who'd actually make me a mod) [ Monday, June 30, 2003 22:57: Message edited by: Lone Flame ] Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Monday, June 30 2003 20:14
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Sorry I'm late with this, but I've been busy with stuff. The story... Krakko, the Incredibly Insane Piece o' Crap, who looked like a broken wine glass, decided to hang out at Miss Cleo's room where she usually does her readings (fortunately she's absent). There he met Carl Marx. Krakko said "I take my hat off to you, my good sir." and Carl simply replied "Why must you people keep bothering me? I never get a moment to myself!" Unfortunately, this took place on a red-letter day and they found all banks closed. Having no other prospects, they retired to a pub and, after much quaffing of ales and spirits, overturned a pool table. The Moral: Never trust a banana Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Sunday, June 29 2003 22:57
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That's right. There's a developing site that doesn't have FB. We're lookin for more members. And if FB jions, I will crush his attempts to ruin any RPs with my demi-godlike powers. To jion go to this site. click here. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Sunday, June 29 2003 22:48
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Actually, what spiderweb needs is to kill some of the members on this site. Surely the mods can come up with a nice list of people to kill. Note to self, figure out why TGO is the only friend I have that I still hang out with. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Sunday, June 29 2003 21:46
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I already told TGO that he can't get his password cause the e-mail address he used to make his first spiderweb account was on gamepro mail, and therefor, if someone emailed it to that address he'd never get it. Besides, there's nothing wrong with starting a new account, even though I gave him his password a long time ago. It's not my fault he lost the piece of paper. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Saturday, June 28 2003 12:20
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This'll go on til we have less that four people and me participating. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Thursday, June 26 2003 18:13
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And here we are with yet another story... A female platypus named Donkie, who looks like a beautiful teenage girl with outrageously amazing boots, goes to Happy Baby Chuck E. Cheeses. While there Donkie met Bill Gates. Donkie said "Many years ago, on a night when the moon was ripe and yellow, I first tasted SIN. Can you spare a quarter?" To which Bill Gates replied "You know what? I totally agree with you." Finally, they reconciled their differences. Because, in the end, what does it matter if one happened to be a vampire, and the other a hemophiliac? The Moral: Never go out without £10 in your pocket. [ Thursday, June 26, 2003 21:09: Message edited by: Lone Flame ] Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Wednesday, June 25 2003 15:00
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Well, I just might check that out, although I seriously doubt I'm gonna stop doing civil war re-enactments to do that. But making another sword to play with does sound interesting... And it was. Good site for people who are really interested in it, but I'm still sticking to the Civil War re-enacting. [ Wednesday, June 25, 2003 15:04: Message edited by: Lone Flame ] Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Tuesday, June 24 2003 19:52
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Uh, there are many PC/Mac games out there. And there are also many Mac only games that are really good. There are also many good PC only games out there. So really there isn't much difference in the grand theme of over-allness. Although I still find it funny that I took my iMac appart and put it back together and it worked perfectly, but when I did the same thing to my Zell, which was a tower pc, the motherboard kind of got fried and I had to get a new one. Then spend 3 or 4 hours bouncing between Microsoft, Dell Tech Support, Dell Customer Care, then Dell Tech Support, and finally a 3-way with Dell Tech Support and Microsoft just to get XP to work again. However, few things in life are as sweet as knowing that while you're on hold, some poor vole at Dell is also on hold at Microsoft. [ Tuesday, June 24, 2003 19:56: Message edited by: Lone Flame ] Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Tuesday, June 24 2003 16:51
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Pity the second form never helps. But in order to be a good villan read the evil overlord list. [ Tuesday, June 24, 2003 17:06: Message edited by: Lone Flame ] Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Tuesday, June 24 2003 15:23
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In the time that I've been on Geocities, I've noticed that neither I, nor my associate TGO, have been able to get our images to appear on forum sites when we post them. The Freewebs hosted section of my site has no problem with showing the images, but I can't see the images on every single forum site I'm on. Does anyone know how to fix this problem? Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, June 24 2003 12:23
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Okay. I've seen the G5 and I have one thing to say... I think I'm in love. Forget having a girlfriend, I want one. I'd rather have one than a girlfriend. God, if you see it fit for me to have G5, please give me a sign. I mean I really want it. I would kill someone to get one of those. Must get job. Must get parents to help me buy it. Must learn magic. Must raze PHS to ash. Oh wait. Anywayz. I will do almost anything to get one. I haven't been that impressed with how a computer looked since I saw that powermac in a macaddict that was painted in a way that made it look really cool. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, June 24 2003 12:11
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...And then Rentar raised her hand and a GIFTS appeared. Rentar quickly put her earplugs in, just before the GIFTS began to to speak. Suddenly Erika's head explodes. Kano Shinsu quickly covers his ears while casting a divine thud spell to slay the spider. However, before he can complete the spell, purple gremlins appear and show him a picture of Amanda Tapping without any clothing on. While Kano Shinsu is distracted by the picture, Rentar pushes him into a seemingly bottomless pit. Hinosu quickly lunges at Rentar, but misses and falls into the pit. Lone Flame, who is listening to GWAR, and thus immune to the effects of the GIFTS, blasts the gremlins with a Firestorm spell. Then Lone Flame pulls out ye holy brick and bashes Rentar in the head with it. Lone Flame then makes for the control panel, but is stopped by feminists who proceed to beat the hell out of him. With his fellow party members incapacitated, Mars rushes to the control panel and destroys Rentar's factory. How's that for a sampling of Lone Flame's style mixed with Exile? Now I think I'll wait to see if I get in trouble for the Amanda Tapping picture part. EDIT: (darn typo demons) [ Tuesday, June 24, 2003 12:14: Message edited by: Lone Flame ] Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, June 24 2003 11:20
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Thanks everyone. I'll gladly accept more. Here's what I have so far http://www.geocities.com/loneflame1023/prm Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |