Help! I need away messages

AuthorTopic: Help! I need away messages
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #0
On my site there is a section that's devoted to away messages that I've seen while online. However, I don't have many online buddies and none of them have good away messages.

So in order to make that part of my site stop being a complete waste of webspace, I would like for some of you to post your away messages that don't suck, so I can add them to my site.
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
BANNED
Member # 3121
Profile Homepage #1
Uhh, away messages?

"AHH! I'M HELD IN BONDAGE!"
"I don't speak with stupid people. Thus, I idle."

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Posts: 761 | Registered: Thursday, June 19 2003 07:00
Master
Member # 1046
Profile Homepage #2
'ME HUNGEY'
'Wise Men aren't meant to be stalked, bud.'
'I got go!'

i know, these are lame, but whatever.

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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
Profile Homepage #3
In an IM, I've seen the following message being used:

"[Name of Sender], you are amazingly stupid. You're actually retarded enough to argue with an away message!"
:P

Works best if [name of sender] can be included, for example in aim - I'm not sure if it's possible in icq.
:D

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Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Member # 919
Profile #4
Yeah, that onoe I sent you is from my friend, LF, not me. As for myself... I had something funny once but I got tired of it and deleted it, the most amusing one that I can remember is "YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW...." and it's only funny because of the questions you get asked when you come back. Oh well.

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Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
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I felt stupid, so I deleted the whole message.

[ Tuesday, June 24, 2003 07:32: Message edited by: E-Master ]

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Posts: 489 | Registered: Friday, December 20 2002 08:00
Guardian
Member # 2080
Profile #6
Thanks everyone. I'll gladly accept more. Here's what I have so far http://www.geocities.com/loneflame1023/prm
Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00
Senile Reptile
Member # 547
Profile #7
www.bash.org is a goldmine for away messages. It's text only, but some of it may be a little inappropriate at times. The site contains snippets from verious IRC chats.

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Polaris
Posts: 1614 | Registered: Wednesday, January 23 2002 08:00
Apprentice
Member # 1494
Profile #8
I once created an AIM away message that was quite a few lines long worth of complete nonsense in an anecdote.

I would suggest that you do that, but you asked for good away messages.

EDIT: Okay, you didn't. But I don't think you'd do that anyway.

[ Wednesday, June 25, 2003 17:20: Message edited by: SpiritSword ]
Posts: 35 | Registered: Friday, July 12 2002 07:00