Help! I need away messages
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Guardian
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written Monday, June 23 2003 20:32
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On my site there is a section that's devoted to away messages that I've seen while online. However, I don't have many online buddies and none of them have good away messages. So in order to make that part of my site stop being a complete waste of webspace, I would like for some of you to post your away messages that don't suck, so I can add them to my site. Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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BANNED
Member # 3121
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written Monday, June 23 2003 22:08
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Uhh, away messages? "AHH! I'M HELD IN BONDAGE!" "I don't speak with stupid people. Thus, I idle." -------------------- - WITH LOVE, THE OL' RELIABLE BOYLOVE, TO BE EXACT Posts: 761 | Registered: Thursday, June 19 2003 07:00 |
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Master
Member # 1046
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written Tuesday, June 24 2003 04:30
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'ME HUNGEY' 'Wise Men aren't meant to be stalked, bud.' 'I got go!' i know, these are lame, but whatever. -------------------- Urban wisdom is not actual wisdom. It's more like the seemingly philosophical statements that sometimes leak out of my strange mind through my mouth, or in the case of message boards, my hands. -------------------- Clan Xeon - Warcraft III clan Polaris - Weather Balloons YAY Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
Member # 2984
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written Tuesday, June 24 2003 04:42
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In an IM, I've seen the following message being used: "[Name of Sender], you are amazingly stupid. You're actually retarded enough to argue with an away message!" :P Works best if [name of sender] can be included, for example in aim - I'm not sure if it's possible in icq. :D -------------------- "And all should cry, Beware, Beware! His Flashing eyes, his Floating hair!" S. T. Coleridge --- "It is as if everyone had lost their sense Consigned themselves to downfall and decadence And a wisp it is they have chosen as their beacon." Reinhard Mey. --- Quote of the Week: "I have a high opinion of myself, which makes up for my total lack of intelligence." Anon. Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Member # 919
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written Tuesday, June 24 2003 05:12
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Yeah, that onoe I sent you is from my friend, LF, not me. As for myself... I had something funny once but I got tired of it and deleted it, the most amusing one that I can remember is "YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW...." and it's only funny because of the questions you get asked when you come back. Oh well. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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BANNED
Member # 2385
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written Tuesday, June 24 2003 07:25
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I felt stupid, so I deleted the whole message. [ Tuesday, June 24, 2003 07:32: Message edited by: E-Master ] -------------------- I get energy from your jealousy. Ever wonder why I'm so hyper? The Abyss Scenarios, Forums, Graphics... E-Master's Graemlins Come take a look. Miscellaneous Get to the closed misc. forums! Where's Waldo? Can you find Waldo in less than a minute? *Evil Grin* End of World Da end is coming! Posts: 489 | Registered: Friday, December 20 2002 08:00 |
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Guardian
Member # 2080
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written Tuesday, June 24 2003 11:20
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Thanks everyone. I'll gladly accept more. Here's what I have so far http://www.geocities.com/loneflame1023/prm Posts: 1918 | Registered: Sunday, October 13 2002 07:00 |
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Senile Reptile
Member # 547
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written Wednesday, June 25 2003 08:39
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www.bash.org is a goldmine for away messages. It's text only, but some of it may be a little inappropriate at times. The site contains snippets from verious IRC chats. -------------------- Polaris Posts: 1614 | Registered: Wednesday, January 23 2002 08:00 |
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Apprentice
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written Wednesday, June 25 2003 17:19
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I once created an AIM away message that was quite a few lines long worth of complete nonsense in an anecdote. I would suggest that you do that, but you asked for good away messages. EDIT: Okay, you didn't. But I don't think you'd do that anyway. [ Wednesday, June 25, 2003 17:20: Message edited by: SpiritSword ] Posts: 35 | Registered: Friday, July 12 2002 07:00 |