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Easter eggs in The Avernum Trilogy
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Profile #16
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Originally written by Bomber:

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OMG ATEMT AT SURREAL HUMOR !!!1!!11 1lol lol lol rolf lol

Translation for those that don't understand (like me) please.

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Originally written by Dikiyoba (direct answer):

It's 1337 2p34k. Or n00bish. Or some similar language that no self-respecting Spiderwebber should ever use.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! There are thirteen graemlins used in two one-line posts right next to each other! Dikiyoba's eyes! They burn!

I could have sworn (and can in fact prove) that Dikiyoba decreed that I did not have a right to call myself a "self-respecting Spiderwebber". I do, however, understand calling my post "1337 2p34k" and "n00bish", because that was the intent.

[ Thursday, April 20, 2006 19:17: Message edited by: Dead Weight on the Forums ]

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Easter eggs in The Avernum Trilogy
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Profile #14
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Originally written by Dikiyoba:

It's 1337 2p34k. Or n00bish. Or some similar language that no self-respecting Spiderwebber should ever use.
I'm not allowed to mock people anymore?

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Easter eggs in The Avernum Trilogy
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Profile #10
OMG ATEMT AT SURREAL HUMOR !!!1!!11 1lol lol lol rolf lol :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :mad: :rolleyes: :eek: :confused: :o

[ Wednesday, April 19, 2006 18:38: Message edited by: Dead Weight on the Forums ]

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Descriptions in General
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Profile #31
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Originally written by Snafta a.k.a. no chicken for sale:

Benjamin . . . kind of lacks fashion.

He has a weird sense of humor. . .

OMG dissed.

And I want to know when, exactly, we will move on to the next stage in Thuryl's little game.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Where is Icshi? in Richard White Games
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Profile #4
The search for Icshi begins within.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

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Happy Easter To All! in General
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Profile #39
Pretty much everything in the Bible is symbolic, open to interpretation, or impossible to determine exactly anyway.

I am of the opinion that you should probably focus on the actual idea that is cause for celebration, rather than the damn date.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

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ChronoSpidweb in General
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Profile #45
See here.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

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Power! in Geneforge Series
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Using the Geneforge bumps up all your base and combat skills, IIRC.

After I used the Geneforge, I found that I had already murdered everything I could find. So I couldn't test out my new powers.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

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30 Skill Points To Spend -GF2- in Geneforge Series
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Profile #4
How can you stand a 98-lb. weight limit?

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

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US Conflict Avatars in General
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Profile #67
All of the ones actually relevant to me have been taken, I suspect. Nevertheless...

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Descriptions in General
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Erik (or is it Eric?) is 16, about 5'6", and steriotypically obsessed with doing well in school. He is half Chinese and half Japanese. He is in two clubs and has at least a 4.2 GPA. He will be beginning Cross-Country running during the pre-season. Erik is in the Symphonic Band at his school, the lesser of the two bands that he is eligible to be in.

Matt is 15, about 5'6" as well, and is less interested in school. However, he still does well. He is half Japanese and half Hawaiian. He is sponsored by the Rip Curl surfing company and usually wears their merchandise during surfing season. Matt does not display the characteristics of intelligence, but he still manages grades above a 4.0 GPA. Matt is in three or four Orchestras, but none of them are run by the school.

Michael is about 6'3", weighs about 220 lbs., and plays (American) Football. Some of his weight is muscle, but a sizable portion is of another kind. He has an extremely dominating personality, which leads other people to mostly dislike him for constantly commanding them. Michael is half White and half Black. In addition to Football, Michael also did Wrestling and is in Track and Field. Michael is in Speech and Debate and maintains a GPA of greater than 4.0.

***** is about 5'9". He did Cross-Country running, Soccer (American for Football), and is in Track and Field. He is in Wind Ensemble and an after-school band which will play for during the Theater class's upcoming performance. ***** maintains a GPA of greater than 4.0. ***** is the son of a gay couple and so has his name starred out, in case one of his friends is doing an internet search.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Shift+D in Geneforge Series
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Profile #3
This assumes you are talking about Geneforge 3.

I've left it in its original form because I feel spiteful and lazy. If you ask for more help figuring this out, I'll mock you.

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fI gnisu a hsotnicaM, worht yawa eht "sferP 3 egrofeneG" elif ni eht secnereferP redlof. fI gnisu swodniW, eteled eht "tad.sferP3FG" elif ni eht egrofeneG ataD redlof.


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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Guaranteed results!! in General
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Profile #34
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Originally written by dareva:

tl, dt
What does that mean, anyway? I think I have the first part, "Too long", but I've got no clue as to the second.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Happy Easter To All! in General
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Profile #15
I don't speak German, but I suspect whatever TM said had to do with some sort of religion.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Guaranteed results!! in General
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Profile #21
Neutral Evil Human Thief/Mage.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
A Simple Moral Question -GF2- in Geneforge Series
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Profile #3
Do you refrain from killing in games as well?

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
I Hate "Regenerating" Locks and Barriers in The Avernum Trilogy
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Profile #1
Or you could give yourself another Piercing Crystal and call it even. If you don't think the rules are fair, there's no one to make you play by them.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Temple of Pain Design Help in Blades of Avernum
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Profile #16
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Originally written by PoD person:

If you haven't already, you should check out Luz's Walls
When I follow the link, the page claims to be temporarily inacessible. I think. I don't speak Spanish.

I'm also suprised that you took the time and effort to make corners for your stairs and waterfalls, Dahak.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Temple of Pain Design Help in Blades of Avernum
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Profile #5
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Originally written by Kelandon:

I believe that this contains a custom graphic that I don't recognize. Is it of your own creation, and if so, is it hosted somewhere?
I think it's a Geneforge graphic.

I also don't like any of the Temples because all the realistic ones are square and have no variation.

But go red-black.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
ruby in hidden room? in Nethergate
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And while you're replaying Nethergate, you might want to look into this:
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Originally written by Spidweb:

OK. Here is the deal with the Nethergate Easter Egg (which will be made easier to find if I ever rework the game).

There is some space in a corner of the vale that, when you step on it, makes a little message on the text area. At this point, there is another spot in the opposite end you can step on. If you do this IN THE SAME PLAY SESSION, the quotes on the chapter heading screens change to funny ones.

It's ridiculously obscure. I did better in other games.

- Jeff Vogel



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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
How many people would like spiderweb software to make a game for the nintendo DS in General
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Profile #12
Just so everyone knows, the results are 0-15 so far. Don't screw up our streak!

Anyway, I don't want SpidWeb to go bankrupt because they tried to release one of their games on the a major market and failed horribly.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
How did you discover Avernum? in The Avernum Trilogy
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Profile #34
I think I will, but I give it about two months.

I first found Avernum by looking through the downloadable demos on the SpidWeb site. I was led to SpidWeb by a shareware disc with Exile 3 on it.

Exile 3.

I played it because my brother played it and I wanted to see what about it he liked so much.

BoA. Despite its ugly graphics, bad combat system, limited range of scenarios, and bugs, it's still the best SpidWeb game I've registered (although BoE is my next target).

[ Tuesday, April 11, 2006 19:53: Message edited by: Tony Cryptic, Your Godfather of Fun ]

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Gob dude's door in Geneforge Series
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Profile #1
Hmm. I broke in before getting the quest, but I heard that you could enter by finishing the quest. I guess not in your case, though.

I'd suggest breaking in through the back, slaughtering his creation-guards, and stealing everything not nailed down. If you are somehow unable to do this, please post. I'm sure we could hack you what you're looking for... Well, we could probably hack you anything you wanted now that I think about it.

[ Monday, April 10, 2006 19:07: Message edited by: Jin Aaaiiieeey ]

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Twelve Pills in General
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Profile #18
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Originally written by Smugglers' Alliance, Chief of the:

This is going to be one of those things where I kick myself for not finding the answer.

EDIT: Is this a scale or a balance?

It seems as if everyone caught on anyway, but I just want to clarify because the mistake was mine:

IMAGE(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7e/Balance_scale.jpg)

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Twelve Pills in General
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Profile #0
You have twelve pills. One of them is different only in weight. It may be either lighter or heavier. You also have a scale. It may be used three times. Find the different pill.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00

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