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Excuse me? in General
Agent
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Profile #2
Okay, let's pretend that you already admitted to being Ed, who was banned from these forums. Now, I must ask you: why did you come back, and why did you not learn?

[ Saturday, May 27, 2006 06:07: Message edited by: The][Editbreaker ]

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
RW Cult Census in Richard White Games
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #2
The correct answers are C,D,A,E.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Body Armour as Celts in Nethergate
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #4
You might want to hold off on registering Nethergate, because Jeff seems to be doing some sort of restoration on it. He has promised some sort of OS change, new content, and maybe some other things.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
A Poll for My Sake in Blades of Avernum
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #10
quote:
Originally written by 84,000 Stupas:

Since 4 people voted for "None" (well, 5, but the fifth one is the same person who checked off all the scenarios) I think it's safe to assume the Karl Gottfried and Katothen votes are also for "None."
Katothen was in Canopy, wasn't he?

[ Thursday, May 25, 2006 13:44: Message edited by: The][Editbreaker ]

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
BUGS! in Blades of Avernum Editor
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #51
quote:
Originally written by Lazarus.:

This is pretty annoying since my scenario includes a place where you must complete some conditions before leaving an unwalled town.
It's the player's own fault for cheating their way over a special.

[ Wednesday, May 24, 2006 18:13: Message edited by: The][Editbreaker ]

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
BUGS! in Blades of Avernum
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #51
quote:
Originally written by Lazarus.:

This is pretty annoying since my scenario includes a place where you must complete some conditions before leaving an unwalled town.
It's the player's own fault for cheating their way over a special.

[ Wednesday, May 24, 2006 18:13: Message edited by: The][Editbreaker ]

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Show me the muscle in General
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #28
I throw a shotput. That's right. A big metal ball. 12 pounds, three times. But you wouldn't believe the training that we do just to gain half a foot.

I also used to do Karate, but gave it up. Then again, it seems to have helped my twitch speeds and pivoting skills for shotput. So I'm overall happy I took it up, even though I quit.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Creature Numbers and Scripts in Blades of Avernum Editor
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Member # 5814
Profile #1
Search for (ctrl + F) "creature type" in Basic Character Calls.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Creature Numbers and Scripts in Blades of Avernum
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #1
Search for (ctrl + F) "creature type" in Basic Character Calls.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Items to hold on to in Geneforge Series
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #5
quote:
Originally written by Zeviz:

There are a couple quests that require use of common items like hammer or tea cup, but those items are freely available everywhere, so you don't need to save them ahead of time.
That is, of course, until you actually get the quest. Then, suddenly, there never seem to be any. I would recommend either knowing how to give items to yourself or saving the four quest items if you don't know how.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
My God can beat up your God! in General
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #40
quote:
Originally written by StD:

Edit: Slight derail (ok, total derail), but coming from the somethingawful.com forums where catchpharses die quicker than the rate of lawsuits from Jack Thompson, it's weird seeing the Chuck Norris thing going on here...
It's a cultural thing also, not just an internet thing.

By the way, I think your post in this thread is the only one that I wish wasn't serious.

EDIT: Simultaneous post. Disregard above sentence.

[ Saturday, May 20, 2006 15:23: Message edited by: Mexican Revolt 06 ]

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
The Ultimate Survey in General
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #14
What did you do last night?
—Played KOTOR II then practiced my shot-putting technique.
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
-Ad-Aware SE Personal, an anti-spyware program which finally removed the damn popup programs.
Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?
-It's possible. I know for sure I've licked smaller batteries.
Type of music you dislike most?
—None. Don't care about any of it.
Are you registered to vote?
—Too young.
Ever made a prank phone call?
—Often.
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
—No.
Furthest place you ever traveled?
—Iran.
What's your favorite comic strip?
—VG Cats.
Best movie you've seen in the past month?
—I don't remember, but I suspect that I have not seen any movies at all in the last month.
Favorite chocolate bar?
—Hersheys.
Have you ever won a trophy?
—The one trophy I can definitely witness to is the winning of an award for second place in a Martial Arts tournament back in, oh, say, 1998.
Favorite arcade game?
—The one with the ship that spins around and shoots at asteroids. Speaking of which, can anyone find a link for that game?
Ever thrown up in public?
—Yes, on a Lufthansa plane. The passengers were just leaving after a rather quick landing, wherein we descended much more quickly than I was used to. I couldn't even get to the little bag they provide you because the aisles were so crowded. Instead, the woman directly in front of me tackled her way through the crowd in the aisles to the bathroom because she was so grossed out.
Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?
-Depends on when. Twenty years from now? A hundred?
If you had to spend a romantic evening with any sw member, who would you pick?
—I cannot decide.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
—No.
Who do you think about most?
—I don't think about people.
Which celebrity do you think is hot, both female and male?
—I don't care.
What's the worst medical problem you've ever had?
—This isn't all that bad because I'm too young to have had really bad medical problems, but I will answer anyway. My allergies.
What's your favorite sitcom?
—"The War at Home", currently.
Hottest sw male
—Don't care. But Salmon does have those huge pecs...
Last computer/video game you played
—KOTOR II.
Last movie you rented
—I don't rent movies.
Would you rather dump someone or be dumped?
—Dump someone.
Which sw member has the dirties mind?
—Just going by the comments that I have read, I think that Slartucker might be the one.
Have you ever kissed someone and regretted it?
No.

[ Sunday, May 21, 2006 14:30: Message edited by: Mexican Revolt 06 ]

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
The Big Club Theory in General
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #36
I concede that point.

[ Thursday, May 18, 2006 19:12: Message edited by: Mexican Revolt 06 ]

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
The Big Club Theory in General
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #34
Since everyone else has jumped in, I'll just argue about the one part which concerns me.
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Originally written by Major:

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What if I were to rephrase the offending statement as, "Come on you people should be able to distort a distorted theory wherein the stronger force the weaker to use their language."? There's absolutely no religion in there
Oh, yes there is it's called "Chance".

You only typed one sentence and I've already found the meaning hard to understand. Are you saying that belief in "chance" as opposed to God is religious? Okay, I can handle that. But the problem is that "chance" has nothing to do with my quoted post. It is not luck or chance that a stronger person can defeat a weaker one. So unless you're seeing things or can show me something in my post that I missed, I'll have to conclude that the idea I tried to communicate in my post was lost on you despite my best intentions.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
My God can beat up your God! in General
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #0
I hope that tackling this idea from a new angle might introduce new ideas and arguments to an old subject, that of religion. This can only get started when a person who feels strongly about their religion and thinks they can defend it comes along.

So, arrogant and religious person, why do you think that your religion is better than the other ones out there?

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Alorael have finally get a Custom Title? in General
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #100
Why not hide everything? Then everyone would have to read each post to examine it for quality. We would finally have a fair system, where everyone has an equal voice! There would be no more elitism, no more ignoring people just because of their member number!

Oh, wait. That sucks.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
The Big Club Theory in General
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #21
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Originally written by Major:

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No Offence Taken this idea was dreamed up by a friend of mine. I figured you people could put a spin on it but so far with the exception of Mung until not Mungible I've been disapointed. Come on you people should be able to distort a distorted natural selection theory.

I'm sorry for distracting this thread. But, I believe in creationism so you friend's "theory" (which is really a hypothises) doesn't change my "theory".
So you're rejecting the theory/"hypothises"/whatever simply because it contradicts your religious beliefs? Wow. What if I were to rephrase the offending statement as, "Come on you people should be able to distort a distorted theory wherein the stronger force the weaker to use their language."? There's absolutely no religion in there, and that's probably what the writer would have written had it not been simpler to liken the "theory" to that of Natural Selection.

That is, of course, unless you believe in a religion which has a Creation story and which contradicts the theory of Natural Selection and also believe that the strong cannot influence the weak.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
internet connection in General
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #24
I have broadband. Damn my leeching self and my hard-working parents.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
A4 Problem in Tech Support
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #10
quote:
Originally written by Bomber:

quote:
Originally written by Dintiradan:

Solution: Buy a PC. They never have problems. :P

PC's get more viruses than mac's so i don't think i'll be too keen to get one.

:mad:

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
"Terror's Marlenny" contest in General
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Member # 5814
Profile #29
Aran, what happened to that quote you had about George Orwell and George Bush? I want to put it in the signaturess of my accounts on other boards.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Spiral Crypt in The Exile Trilogy
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Profile #4
If the exit is already open, you should be able to go through the secret door by now. It doesn't have to be crumbled, and I think the only area acessible from behind the throne is the button-place thingy. The secret door to the boss is to the right of the Ghast/Throne room. I suppose, if wallbanging doesn't get you results, you could try Shatter.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
how can i reactivate the cheats to geneforge 2 in Geneforge Series
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #5
Coincidentally, my statement about finding humor in suffering also applies to the reason for the reversal of the letters. The reason they're backwards is that's how the words come on the Geneforge 2 Support Page.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
how can i reactivate the cheats to geneforge 2 in Geneforge Series
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #2
I think it's funny when people enounter problems, but that doesn't mean I can't help.

"fI gnisu a hsotnicaM, worht yawa eht "sferP 2 egrofeneG" elif ni eht secnereferP redlof. fI gnisu swodniW, eteled eht "tad.sferP2FG" elif ni eht egrofeneG ataD redlof. Please note if you have registered the game, this might unregister it."

This is in the "Upgrades and Support" section of the Geneforge 2 page.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Fluffy Turtles : The origins in General
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #4
quote:
Originally written by Zeviz:

quote:
Originally written by d3m0n5L4y3r:

A better question is: why do all message boards have to have some stupid little inside-joke-icon? Make it funny, at least.
Just like all other trends, some people like it and others pick it up to look cool.

The older members of the Spidweb community are also very accustomed to each other. When a new member joins, they may feel awkward or left out. So, to attract attention, patronize older members, and make himself or herself seem one of the group, they will adapt the group's customs. They really have no idea of the basis of the custom, but they do it anyway.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Abandonware Forums in General
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #13
Couldn't you just join a forum, rather than creating one?

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00

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