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Law Bringer
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quote:
Originally written by Mathman v. Qwerty:

Aran, you are quickly becoming the straight man in a gay comedy, if you will pardon the heaping mountains of horrible puns in that sentence.
But that has been the case ever since I started hanging out at this forum. :P

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Warrior
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Benjamin is about 16 years old boy. He's about 1,7 m. He has curled brown hair, about 10, 15 cm long. He wears glasses, and he has blue eyes. He looks a bit like a wise old man, in his early days of life. He usualy wears sweatshirts and normal trousers, no jeans and shoes that look like skatershoes, but they aren't exactly skatershoes. He has a fairly pale skin and he kind of lacks fashion.

He has a weird sense of humor, which only he and myself can understand. It's a bit like monty python, but a bit more twisted. He used to be a fairly shy guy, but lately he seems to come lose and relax more. He also doesn't really care about what other people think of him, and he likes classical music.

My girlfriend is 16 years old and she's about 160, 165 cm. She has a friendly face, long brown hair, she wears glasses, and normally about 4 earrings. She normally wears Overzeas jeans, a t-shirt and a *what's it called?; don't know the english word for it*. She wears military shoes, and all her clothes are mostly black or dark.

She has a friendly, social personality, and seems to be really easy in making contact with other people. She's openhearted and caring, but slightly
chaotic and she sometimes has problems with remembering the time or an appointment or something like that.

And best of all, IMHO, she's mine :)

(Saying that she's the sweatest person in the world would be an opinion, so I left it out :P )

[ Friday, April 21, 2006 07:45: Message edited by: Snafta a.k.a. no chicken for sale ]

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There are 400 words in the dictionary that begin with "self" and only 8 that begin with "fellow".

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Posts: 150 | Registered: Saturday, August 20 2005 07:00
Agent
Member # 2759
Profile Homepage #27
She is quick-witted and she doesn't suffer fools gladly. She's also a good laugh. She has red hair and she walks with a stick. She is a pagan and goes by her surname. She has (I think) three degree level qualifications.

Come on Thuryl, reveal to us the point of all this descriptifying.

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Posts: 1104 | Registered: Monday, March 10 2003 08:00
Shaper
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Profile #28
Alex is shorter than me (I'm not a good judge of height, all I can say is he's shorter than me) with brown hair. He eats like a horse and gets no exercise, but is still very skinny. His favorite activities include making comic books and flash cartoons, playing Mortal Kombat, and bleeding on me. He has a girlfriend named Cheryl-Ann who has red hair, dresses like some sort of gothic prostitute, and is apparently double-jointed in various parts of her body. They have been dating for years (except for a period of a few months in which Cheryl left him and Alex moped around a lot; they're together again though) and seem to be pretty deeply in love. Alex can get away with doing strange things because of his likable personality (although I wish he wouldn't take such perverse pleasure in bleeding on me. Telling him this just makes it more likely to happen, unfortunately.)

Brittany is short and chubby. I think her hair is naturally brown, but she usually dyes it (she especially seems to like dying it banana yellow). She has dreadlocks right now. She has always been very strange. When she was little, someone asked her what she wanted to be when she grew up. She responded that she wanted to be a stripper. She dresses very strangely. Her usual outfit consists of glittery tennis shoes, thigh-length brightly-colored socks, a patterned miniskirt, leg warmers, a relatively normal shirt, and a feather boa or Mardi Gras beads. We are unrelated, but she has such a long history of close friendship with my sister and cousin that we often joke that she might as well be. She has a generally likeable personality, although some people dislike her, claiming that she likes attention too much. She calls me Vincey-wincey.

Mr. Cifuni is middle-aged and married with grown children. He teaches Geometry and FST (Functions, Statistics, and Trigonometry) at my high school. His teaching method involves a huge amount of worksheets. He is an amazing teacher, and he knows it, although if you tell him that, he will deny it (not saying he's modest, because he's not, but he likes to pretend to be). He is constantly full of energy and loves to teach. He has done more in his life than any of us probably ever will, and could be making millions, but instead spends his time teaching, because he wants to make America better. When the class starts to get tired from the work and zones out, he relates math to sex to get people's attention back.

Not sure where you're going with this, Thuryl, but I have some ideas.

[ Wednesday, April 19, 2006 14:25: Message edited by: The Almighty Do-er of Stuff ]

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Posts: 2957 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Lifecrafter
Member # 6403
Profile #29
quote:
Originally written by The Almighty Do-er of Stuff:

Not sure where you're going with this, Thuryl, but I have some ideas.
Same here, which is why I'm not posting any descriptions.

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Posts: 883 | Registered: Wednesday, October 19 2005 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 6785
Profile #30
Having roomed with a psych major, I always worry about these topics. Especially when I heard his misinterpretations. He almost killed me when he thought my using the right hand rule to do my engineering homework was flipping him off repeatedly. I didn't notice that I was down to one finger when I was using my hand to figure vector directions.
Posts: 4643 | Registered: Friday, February 10 2006 08:00
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #31
quote:
Originally written by Snafta a.k.a. no chicken for sale:

Benjamin . . . kind of lacks fashion.

He has a weird sense of humor. . .

OMG dissed.

And I want to know when, exactly, we will move on to the next stage in Thuryl's little game.

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Originally written by Kelandon
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Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Shaper
Member # 247
Profile Homepage #32
quote:
Originally written by Randomizer:

Having roomed with a psych major, I always worry about these topics. Especially when I heard his misinterpretations. He almost killed me when he thought my using the right hand rule to do my engineering homework was flipping him off repeatedly. I didn't notice that I was down to one finger when I was using my hand to figure vector directions.
Ah yes the RHR. What did he think of the fist rule? :cool:

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Posts: 2395 | Registered: Friday, November 2 2001 08:00
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Member # 59
Profile #33
quote:
Originally written by Divals:

She is tall (5'11"), blonde, and beautiful. She weighs approximately 335 pounds.
When someone repeatedly (see homepage) tries to convince others of the beauty of his partner, I start to wonder whether he is actually trying to convince himself. :P

EDIT: OMG 911 POSTS I R BIN LADEN!

[ Thursday, April 20, 2006 00:47: Message edited by: Alex ]
Posts: 950 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Lifecrafter
Member # 6403
Profile #34
Whoa. 21 years old, 5'11" (182cm), and 335 pounds (152kg).

Is she by any chance very, very muscular?

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Posts: 883 | Registered: Wednesday, October 19 2005 07:00
Shaper
Member # 5450
Profile Homepage #35
With a BMI of 45.9, I think muscular is out of the question. (Remember, between 18.5 and 25 is normal, overweight is between 25 and 29.9, and obese is 30 or over)

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Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00
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Please let's not turn this topic into an excuse to insult each other. That's not what it's for.

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Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00
Lifecrafter
Member # 6403
Profile #37
quote:
Originally written by Spring:

With a BMI of 45.9, I think muscular is out of the question. (Remember, between 18.5 and 25 is normal, overweight is between 25 and 29.9, and obese is 30 or over)
That is very inaccurate. Muscle is 3 times as dense as fat. A person could reasonably have a BMI of 30 and able to lift 300+ pounds regularly on a bench press. In fact I know such a person. (I'm not certain about his BMI, but I know it's up around there.)

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Posts: 883 | Registered: Wednesday, October 19 2005 07:00
Warrior
Member # 6234
Profile #38
quote:
Originally written by Dead Weight on the Forums:

quote:
Originally written by Snafta a.k.a. no chicken for sale:

Benjamin . . . kind of lacks fashion.

He has a weird sense of humor. . .

OMG dissed.

Not true, he lacks fashion because he wants to. And he has a sense of humor that's pretty weird, but brilliant. And it's brilliant because it's weird.

[ Thursday, April 20, 2006 03:05: Message edited by: Snafta a.k.a. no chicken for sale ]

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There are 400 words in the dictionary that begin with "self" and only 8 that begin with "fellow".

When in doubt. . . mumble.
Posts: 150 | Registered: Saturday, August 20 2005 07:00
Infiltrator
Member # 3220
Profile #39
quote:
Originally written by Thuryl:

Please let's not turn this topic into an excuse to insult each other. That's not what it's for.
Well, then, what is it for? The suspense is making me increasingly irritable.
Posts: 437 | Registered: Sunday, July 13 2003 07:00
Master
Member # 5977
Profile Homepage #40
EDIT: Never mind

[ Friday, April 21, 2006 08:32: Message edited by: Mc 'mini' Thralni ]

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Posts: 3029 | Registered: Saturday, June 18 2005 07:00
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Member # 1993
Profile #41
Anna recently celebrated her 96th birthday. She's one of the tiny, old ladies that rather become a bag full of bones than a meat ball. She wears thick glasses in a big, owlish shape, and when she goes sleeping she mostly forgets to take them down. I suppose she has long, white hair. You'll never know though, because she always wears fine kerchiefs, kerchiefs even in bed in the hospital. Well, especially in the hospital because ... um, all those young doctors. Oh, and the nurses too. Actually Anna flirts with every human being; vanity hasn't left her yet.

She loves to be photographed and quickly strikes an attitude. Her dressing style is queen-mommy elegance in light blue or white: pleated skirts, knitwear with nonpareils, big handbags. Only the everlasting kerchief and the shoes (she has to wear ugly, flat health shoes) might disrupt her ladylike dignity.

She adores birds and little children, anything sweet and fragile, anything that needs protection. When she takes a walk in the public gardens with her stiff, little paces, she stops at the playground and watches the infants playing. Chirping in a high-pitched baby-speech she tries to decoy them - as if she would decoy kittens. Whenever a child comes closer, Anna gets into raptures and almost becomes a little child herself.

Of course she is a little bit eccentric. In her age you are either eccentric or numb; Anna is still too curious to become a numskull. Too bad she is slightly hard of hearing. Though I suspect that she only decreases the level of her ear device because she doesn't want to hear the world's noise. Nevertheless you can talk of anything with her. It happens she suddenly starts to speak in French or English to prevent the nearby neighbours from understanding private things. She is a funny little bird, and full of joy.

Yesterday I took her out for dinner. We shared a pizza, drank a glass of wine, and it wasn't tedious at all ^_^

edit:
:) Jewels, did you describe your parents?
:) Nikki, either your mother or your girlfriend?

[ Thursday, April 20, 2006 15:43: Message edited by: spy-there ]

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Posts: 1420 | Registered: Wednesday, October 2 2002 07:00
Dollop of Whipped Cream
Member # 391
Profile Homepage #42
quote:
Originally written by dareva:

quote:
Originally written by Thuryl:

Please let's not turn this topic into an excuse to insult each other. That's not what it's for.
Well, then, what is it for? The suspense is making me increasingly irritable.

The first mistake, you see, was to assume that there has to be an explanation for anything that Thuryl does :P .

As for my descriptions, they are both from people who are very special to me.

He means the world to me. He can funny, smart, and sweet. However, he can be a smartass, a pain in the ass, and highly exasperating. He is fairly tall for his age; he weights between 150-180 pounds, and has dark hair and light eyes. He gets good grades in school; he works hard for what he wants, he is determined and very stubborn. We get along really well and have tons of fun together. He makes me forget of all my problems, and makes my day better just by talking to me. Moreover, he is able to convince me to do this I wouldn't do for anyone else. And he is aware of this, so he uses it to his advantage :P

S is 21 years old. She is 5.7, 110 pounds, has dark hair and eyes. She is funny and wild. She enjoys life and lives it as if every day was her last one. She is confident, straight forward, extremely blunt, and always does what feels right to her. She never lets anyone tell her what to do. She fights for what she believes; she hates when people tell her she is wrong, and she can argue like no one else I’ve ever met. I admire her strength; she cries for she has a warm heart, yet she only does it over what really matters. She has had a difficult life, but you wouldn’t be able to tell it from her actions. She is really good looking, and single at the time ;)

Edit:
Dolphin: Yeah well... yeah. Anyhow, it's Thuryl OK?, he says a lot of meaningless things :P

[ Thursday, April 20, 2006 17:23: Message edited by: Leena ]

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Posts: 562 | Registered: Friday, December 14 2001 08:00
Shaper
Member # 5437
Profile #43
quote:
Originally written by Leena:

The first mistake, you see, was to assume that there has to be an explanation for anything that Thuryl does :P .
Well, he did say there would be one. :P
Posts: 2032 | Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00
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Member # 5969
Profile #44
*shrug* Why don't I get in on this? (My guess is that it'll be some kind of role-playing thing, for the record.) All names changed by an elaborate process of word association. XD

Luke is 16, a junior; he's got to be around 5'10" or so; I'm a bad judge of height because I'm so short. He has short, curly light brown hair. He's a bit of a nerd, and a band geek (he's a wonderful trumpet player), which seem like they would be a bit of a liability, but nobody seems to mess with him or make fun of him. He hangs out with his large group of friends, most of whom are smart and/or nerdy junior boys, which probably helps.

Christine is another junior, about 5'4" or 5'5", slender, blonde, and pretty. She has perfect, round handwriting that always looks the same, even when she writes quickly. She is very popular with most of the girls (even some of the boys) in our class, but especially with the choir/drama crowds (which mostly overlap). She seems like a nice person, but is not so nice to people who aren't as pretty or popular, even if they try to be nice to her. In addition, she has no sense of humour and has a gift for making people feel stupid when they say something funny or (gasp) tell an actual *joke*; she thinks being funny is immature.

Kira is also a junior; she's quite tall (5'7"?) and thin, and pale, with long curly brown hair. She goes out of her way to be nice to everyone, and actually succeeds in befriending lots of different people, which is admirable. Although she is an amazing flute player, she is not arrogant in the least; she's first chair in our orchestra, but doesn't mind sharing the first parts with people who aren't as good (like me, for example ^_^) when the conductor decides to switch things around. She even likes playing second flute parts. She thinks it's fun. o_O

[ Thursday, April 20, 2006 19:30: Message edited by: Erika Maroonmark ]

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Posts: 242 | Registered: Thursday, June 16 2005 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 6785
Profile #45
I think the explanation is that this is some sort of psych experiment involving how we perceive people. What information is most important in how we define a person.

Oh well, some day Thuryl will answer if this doesn't get too far from his topic.
Posts: 4643 | Registered: Friday, February 10 2006 08:00
Warrior
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Profile #46
Sorry, double post, error with Firefox.. :(

[ Friday, April 21, 2006 06:40: Message edited by: Snafta a.k.a. no chicken for sale ]

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There are 400 words in the dictionary that begin with "self" and only 8 that begin with "fellow".

When in doubt. . . mumble.
Posts: 150 | Registered: Saturday, August 20 2005 07:00
Warrior
Member # 6234
Profile #47
quote:
Originally written by Mc 'mini' Thralni:

wow... i didn't know you actually could make that many mistakes in a description of somebody that for a long time was one of yor best friends...
Now I look like some ass because of that description... Thanks... -.-'

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There are 400 words in the dictionary that begin with "self" and only 8 that begin with "fellow".

When in doubt. . . mumble.
Posts: 150 | Registered: Saturday, August 20 2005 07:00
Master
Member # 5977
Profile Homepage #48
Well, I presumed you knew I was 16, that's all. However, we discussed this already, so lets just leave it.

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Posts: 3029 | Registered: Saturday, June 18 2005 07:00
Shaper
Member # 3442
Profile Homepage #49
quote:
Originally written by spy-there:

:) Nikki, either your mother or your girlfriend?
It isn't my mother. And, technically, not my girlfriend.

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