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Chaotic Good Half-Elf Bard.

I'd more likely envision myself as a Neutral Good Half-Elf Paladin, which was fairly near.

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

I'd more likely envision myself as a Neutral Good Half-Elf Paladin, which was fairly near.
More like a Neutral Good Half-Elf Butt Paladin amirite

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Chaotic Good Halfling Bard

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TM: I don't disagree. :P

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Flumph Paladin!!!

Actually, the quiz was fairly accurate, though the questions seemed strange. I did this from the perspective of my LG Dwarf Fighter that I'm playing right now, and I got:

LN Human Fighter

Alignment:
Law and Chaos:
Law ----- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Neutral - XX (2)
Chaos --- XXXX (4)

Good and Evil:
Good ---- XXXX (4)
Neutral - XXXX (4)
Evil ---- (-3)

Race:
Human ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Half-Elf - XX (2)
Elf ------ X (1)
Gnome ---- XXXXX (5)
Halfling - (0)
Dwarf ---- XXXXXXXX (8)
Half-Orc - XX (2)

Class:
Fighter -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Barbarian -XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Ranger --- XXX (3)
Monk ----- XXXX (4)
Paladin -- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Cleric --- XXXXX (5)
Mage ----- (0)
Druid ---- X (1)
Thief ---- (-3)
Bard ----- X (1)

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(Actually, on second thought, I want to be a Munchkin:)
· All stats except Charisma start out at 14 or above.
· Charisma is 4, no matter what.
· +5 to all stats (except Charisma) while living.
· (6 + Int Bonus) x 4 skill points at 1st level
· (6 + Int Bonus) skill points per level, redeemable 3 levels in advance.
· If your Int is 8 or higher, you can cast all cantrips 5 times per day.
· Bonus feat every level, as long as the name of the feat has a consonant in it.
· Darkvision, with color.
· At first level, the Munchkin class gains the "Too Ugly to Die" feat automatically. If, during a battle, the character's HP drops below 0, the character continues to fight as if he had 1 Hit Point. No matter how low the real HP count drops, the character will not die while fighting. After the battle, the character has 1 round to recover enough HP to bring him back to 1 HP or above. If this does not occur, the normal results for the current HP total will occur. (Ranging anywhere from disabled to spontaneous dismemberment, depending upon how far below 0 the hit point total fell.)
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quote:
Originally by Dintiridan: -Munchkin Rant thingy-
Um...

Wow.

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Chaotic Good Half-Orc Fighter

Alignment:
Chaotic Good characters are independent types with a strong belief in the value of goodness. They have little use for governments and other forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups.

Race:
Half-Orcs are often brutish and mean creatures, unaccepted by both thier heritages. They are little better than orcs. But some can be clever and successful in the society of adventurers

Primary Class:
Fighters are the warriors. They use weapons to accomplish their goals. This isn't to say that they aren't intelligent, but that they do, in fact, believe that violence is frequently the answer.

Secondary Class:

Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Law and Chaos:
Law ----- XX (2)
Neutral - (-2)
Chaos --- XXXXXXXX (8)

Good and Evil:
Good ---- XXX (3)
Neutral - (0)
Evil ---- X (1)

Race:
Human ---- XX (2)
Half-Elf - XXXXX (5)
Elf ------ X (1)
Gnome ---- (0)
Halfling - (-9)
Dwarf ---- XXX (3)
Half-Orc - XXXXXXXX (8)

Class:
Fighter -- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Barbarian -XXXXXXXX (8)
Ranger --- (0)
Monk ----- XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Paladin -- XXXXXXXXX (9)
Cleric --- XXXXXXXX (8)
Mage ----- XXXXXXXX (8)
Druid ---- X (1)
Thief ---- (-2)
Bard ----- (-1)

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... TM and Alec, both elfy. Who'd have thought.

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It appears I'm too curious and impatient to be a real elf. That's just as well; I don't plan on living 3-7k years after all. I'm surprised about the Neutral bit though - I figure myself more in the Chaotic Good quadrant normally.

True Neutral Half-Elf Bard

Alignment:
True Neutral characters are very rare. They believe that balance is the most important thing, and will not side with any other force. They will do whatever is necessary to preserve that balance, even if it means switching allegiances suddenly.

Race:
Half-Elves are a cross between a human and an elf. They are smaller, like their elven ancestors, but have a much shorter lifespan. They are sometimes looked down upon as half-breeds, but this is rare. They have both the curious drive of humans and the patience of elves.

Primary Class:
Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit.

Secondary Class:

Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Law and Chaos:
Law ----- X (1)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Chaos --- XXXXXXXXX (9)

Good and Evil:
Good ---- XXXXX (5)
Neutral - XXXXXXXX (8)
Evil ---- XX (2)

Race:
Human ---- X (1)
Half-Elf - XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Elf ------ XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Gnome ---- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Halfling - XXXX (4)
Dwarf ---- XXXX (4)
Half-Orc - XX (2)

Class:
Fighter -- XX (2)
Barbarian - (-1)
Ranger --- XXXXXXXX (8)
Monk ----- XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Paladin -- XXX (3)
Cleric --- XXXXXXXX (8)
Mage ----- XXXXXX (6)
Druid ---- XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Thief ----XXXXX (5)
Bard ----- XXXXXXXXXXX (11)

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

I'd more likely envision myself as a Neutral Good Half-Elf Paladin, which was fairly near.
..but Paladins must be lawful, at least in 3.0 iirc.

I suppose I should take it some time. I really don't know how I'd turn out on the law/chaos front, as I can see elements of each in me. I think it would be highly dependent on close choices in that section, and I could engineer reasonable answer sets to go either way. Maybe not, though.

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quote:
Originally written by dareva:

tl, dt
What does that mean, anyway? I think I have the first part, "Too long", but I've got no clue as to the second.

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

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Lawful Good Half-elf Paladin

Naturally.

Alignment:
Lawful Good characters are the epitome of all that is just and good. They believe in order and governments that work for the benefit of all, and generally do not mind doing direct work to further their beliefs.

Race:
Half-Elves are a cross between a human and an elf. They are smaller, like their elven ancestors, but have a much shorter lifespan. They are sometimes looked down upon as half-breeds, but this is rare. They have both the curious drive of humans and the patience of elves.

Primary Class:
Paladins are the Holy Warriors. They have been chosen by a God/dess to be their representative on Earth, and must follow the code of that deity, or risk severe penalties. They tend towards being righteous, but not generally to excess.

Yep. That would be me--righteous, but not to excess. :cool:
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quote:
Originally written by Dead Weight on the Forums:

quote:
Originally written by dareva:

tl, dt
What does that mean, anyway? I think I have the first part, "Too long", but I've got no clue as to the second.

too long, didn't take (the quiz)

But then I did take it, for I felt jerkish after posting that. I'm just too nice.
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You Are A:

Chaotic Good Elf Bard

Alignment:
Chaotic Good characters are independent types with a strong belief in the value of goodness. They have little use for governments and other forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups.
Race:
Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.
Primary Class:
Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit.
Secondary Class:
Detailed Results:
Alignment:
Law and Chaos:
Law ----- XXXXXX (6)
Neutral - XXXX (4)
Chaos --- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Good and Evil:
Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Neutral - XX (2)
Evil ---- (-2)
Race:
Human ---- XXXXXXXXX (9)
Half-Elf - XXXXXXXXX (9)
Elf ------ XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Gnome ---- XXXXXX (6)
Halfling - XXXXXXXX (8)
Dwarf ---- XXX (3)
Half-Orc - XXX (3)
Class:
Fighter -- XXX (3)
Barbarian - (0)
Ranger --- XXX (3)
Monk ----- XXXXXXXX (8)
Paladin -- XXXXX (5)
Cleric --- XXXXXXXXX (9)
Mage ----- XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Druid ---- XXX (3)
Thief ----XXX (3)
Bard ----- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)

Haha. Nice. (Whenever I do one of these things I always end up a bard mage or mage bard. =D=D)

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I'm a:

Chaotic Good Elf Barbarian

(Though technically, it looks like I should be a Barbarian-Paladin-Ranger-Druid. The multiclass to end all multiclasses...)

Alignment:
Chaotic Good characters are independent types with a strong belief in the value of goodness. They have little use for governments and other forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups.

Race:
Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.

(I find it strange that I scored 7 on half-orc)

Primary Class:
Barbarians live outside the 'civilized' They have tribal goverments, and are often nomads. What they may lack in refinement is balanced by there strength of individual character and ability to survive.

Secondary Class:

Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Law and Chaos:
Law ----- (0)
Neutral - XXXX (4)
Chaos --- XXXXXXXX (8)

Good and Evil:
Good ---- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Neutral - X (1)
Evil ---- (-3)

(-3? -3?! -3!!!!)

Race:
Human ---- X (1)
Half-Elf - XXXXXXX (7)
Elf ------ XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Gnome ---- XXXXXX (6)
Halfling - XXXX (4)
Dwarf ---- XXXXXX (6)
Half-Orc - XXXXXXX (7)

Class:
Fighter -- XXXXXXXX (8)
Barbarian -XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
Ranger --- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
Monk ----- XXXXXXX (7)
Paladin -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (15)
Cleric --- XXXXXXXX (8)
Mage ----- XX (2)
Druid ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (15)
Thief ---- (-12)
Bard ----- XXXXX (5)

EDIT: (-12?!?!)

[ Sunday, April 16, 2006 12:19: Message edited by: Ephesos ]

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Elven Barbarian sounds awesome. So do you charge into battle with a longbow in one hand and a huge two-handed axe in the other? :)

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Chaotic Good Elf Bard.

Same as TM, Nicothodes, and Erika Maroonmark.

I wonder if any correlations can be made to the Political Compass?

[ Sunday, April 16, 2006 12:42: Message edited by: wz. As ]

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By Ephesos:
quote:
(Though technically, it looks like I should be a Barbarian-Paladin-Ranger-Druid. The multiclass to end all multiclasses...)

Um...
- Barbarian: Must be Chaotic.
- Paladin: Must be Lawful Good.
- Druid: Must be Neutral in one aspect.
That's one flexible DM. I understand though: I'm not content if my character has less than four class...

By wz.As:
quote:
I wonder if any correlations can be made to the Political Compass?
Nah. The whole point of D&D (or any RPG) is role-playing.

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Chaotic Good Elf Cleric.

But I'm almost a half-orc also. Interesting.
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quote:
Originally written by Dintiradan:

Paladin: Must be Lawful Good.
That always struck me as strange. I mean, many fantasy settings have dark Paladins, including Wizards' own Dragonlance, which is based off D&D. I understand why a Paladin would need to be Lawful, and I can also see why they might not be Neutral, but there should be Evil Paladins.

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quote:
Originally written by Tyranicus:

quote:
Originally written by Dintiradan:

Paladin: Must be Lawful Good.
That always struck me as strange. I mean, many fantasy settings have dark Paladins, including Wizards' own Dragonlance, which is based off D&D.

I agree. Why are Paladins always the Hieronius (sp?) type. Why not Pelor? Why not Hextor?

Talk about some screwey rules.

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quote:
Originally written by wz. As:

Chaotic Good Elf Bard.

Same as TM, Nicothodes, and Erika Maroonmark.

Hehe. Represent.
If you're answering the questions from your own perspective– what you would like or do, or what you think is right– then maybe the political compass could come in (although what familiar you would want to have, or what your favourite colour is, would have nothing to do with it and skew the results that would have to do with it…) a bit.

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quote:
Originally written by Dintiradan:



By wz.As:
quote:
I wonder if any correlations can be made to the Political Compass?
Nah. The whole point of D&D (or any RPG) is role-playing.

Of course it can, and roleplaying is a great way to explore ideologies more (or less) extreme, or even running completely counter to what you would believe in in real life. Frequently, the ideologies you hold in real life are even projected in part onto your characters.

The correlation is not very accurate, of course. But the Good/Evil scale ranks your compassion for fellow humans as opposed to your selfishness. This corresponds to the economic scale on the PC, on which you can believe in anything from utter capitalism and survival of the fittest (evil) to a system of total equality in which the strong are obliged to help the weak (good). These labels must not be taken as qualitative judgements, of course. Also, there is an immense shift involved - it takes more extreme selfishness to qualify as "evil" than it takes to be "capitalist".

The Lawful/Chaotic scale ranks your attitude towards authority. An extremely lawful person believes more in strict, restrictive laws than in personal freedoms, and thus in a stable, possibly totalitarian government, while a very chaotic alignment indicates a rebellious, even anarchistic spirit.

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I just realized I am bringing down the entire thread about our ears with this. Ah screw it, life isn't fun without a heated debate once in a while. And we were talking about political ideologies in RPGs anyway....

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quote:
Originally written by Tyranicus:

quote:
Originally written by Dintiradan:

Paladin: Must be Lawful Good.
That always struck me as strange. I mean, many fantasy settings have dark Paladins, including Wizards' own Dragonlance, which is based off D&D. I understand why a Paladin would need to be Lawful, and I can also see why they might not be Neutral, but there should be Evil Paladins.

I thought there was some specific class for dark paladins, and/or fallen ones.

EDIT: Come to think of it, it's still biased, unless there can be an evil-alignment equivalent to a fallen paladin. What happens when a dark paladin falls?

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Dikiyoba is a Lawful Evil Halfling Mage Druid. This fits Dikiyoba well.

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Alignment:
Lawful Evil characters believe that a nice, orderly system of life is perfect for them to abuse for their own advancement. They will work within 'the system' to get the best that they can for themselves.

Race:
Halflings are short and fat, like minuature people. (Think 'Hobbits') They enjoy the easy life, but aren't averse to the idea of an adventure from time to time. They get along with all races, and are known for their senses of humor. Halflings also tend to be light of foot, and can move quietly when necessary.

Primary Class:
Mages harness the magical energies for their own use. Spells, spell books, and long hours in the library are their loves. While often not physically strong, their mental talents can make up for this.

Secondary Class:
Druids are a special variety of Cleric who serves the Earth, and can call upon the power in the earth to accomplish their goals. They tend to be somewhat fanatical about defending natural settings.
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Chaotic Evil Half-Orc Mage Cleric
Alignment:
Law and Chaos:
Law ----- XXX (3)
Neutral - (0)
Chaos --- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)

Good and Evil:
Good ---- (-1)
Neutral - (0)
Evil ---- XXXX (4)

Race:
Human ---- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Half-Elf - XXXXXXXX (8)
Elf ------ (-1)
Gnome ---- XXXX (4)
Halfling - XXXX (4)
Dwarf ---- XXXXX (5)
Half-Orc - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (15)

Class:
Fighter -- XXXXX (5)
Barbarian -X (1)
Ranger --- XXXXX (5)
Monk ----- XXXXX (5)
Paladin -- XXX (3)
Cleric --- XXXXXXX (7)
Mage ----- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Druid ---- XXXXXX (6)
Thief ----XXXXX (5)
Bard ----- XXX (3)
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