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Lifecrafter
Member # 6700
Profile Homepage #75
quote:
Originally written by Dikiyoba:

Such is the problem with linking to older topics or telling people to search for them. :P

Dikiyoba.

Forgive a guy for trying to clear his good name. :P

EDIT: Whoops... left the punchline out.

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He's been sitting on the front porch all day, waiting for rain.
The Silent Assassin claims himself to be an Impressionist.

[ Sunday, October 29, 2006 09:33: Message edited by: [I] Grimmsby [/I] ]

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Ushmushmeifa: Lenar's power is almighty and ineffable.

All hail lord Noric, god of... well, something important, I'm sure.
Posts: 735 | Registered: Monday, January 16 2006 08:00
Councilor
Member # 6600
Profile Homepage #76
You might want to do the test again, to make sure that you still have a good name. Dikiyoba went from a Lawful Evil Halfling Mage Druid to a Chaotic Neutral Halfling Cleric, after all.

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Alignment:
Chaotic Neutral characters are unstable, and frequently insane. They believe in disorder first and foremost, and will thus strive for that disorder in everything they do. This means that they will do whatever seems 'fun' or 'novel' at any given time.

Race:
Halflings are short and fat, like minuature people. (Think 'Hobbits') They enjoy the easy life, but aren't averse to the idea of an adventure from time to time. They get along with all races, and are known for their senses of humor. Halflings also tend to be light of foot, and can move quietly when necessary.

Class:
Clerics are the voices of their God/desses on Earth. They perform the work of their deity, but this doesn't mean that they preach to a congregation all their lives. If their deity needs something done, they will do it, and can call upon that deity's power to accomplish their goals.
Posts: 4346 | Registered: Friday, December 23 2005 08:00
Shaper
Member # 7472
Profile Homepage #77
I am a:
Neutral Good Half-Elf Mage Ranger

Alignment:
Neutral Good characters believe in the power of good above all else. They will work to make the world a better place, and will do whatever is necessary to bring that about, whether it goes for or against whatever is considered 'normal'.

Race:
Half-Elves are a cross between a human and an elf. They are smaller, like their elven ancestors, but have a much shorter lifespan. They are sometimes looked down upon as half-breeds, but this is rare. They have both the curious drive of humans and the patience of elves.

Primary Class:
Mages harness the magical energies for their own use. Spells, spell books, and long hours in the library are their loves. While often not physically strong, their mental talents can make up for this.

Secondary Class:
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.

Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Law and Chaos:
Law ----- XXXXX (5)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXX (9)
Chaos --- XXXXXXXX (8)

Good and Evil:
Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Neutral - XX (2)
Evil ---- X (1)

Race:
Human ---- XXXXXXX (7)
Half-Elf - XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Elf ------ XXXXXXXX (8)
Gnome ---- XXXXX (5)
Halfling - XX (2)
Dwarf ---- (-1)
Half-Orc - (0)

Class:
Fighter -- XX (2)
Barbarian - (-7)
Ranger --- XXXXXXX (7)
Monk ----- XXXXXXXXX (9)
Paladin -- XXXXX (5)
Cleric --- XXXXX (5)
Mage ----- XXXXXXXXX (9)
Druid ---- XXXXX (5)
Thief ---- X (1)
Bard ----- XXXXXX (6)

Weird... But I'm a good guy!

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I tried to think of something witty to put here.

Needless to say, I failed.
Posts: 2686 | Registered: Friday, September 8 2006 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 4153
Profile Homepage #78
quote:
Originally written by Dikiyoba:

You might want to do the test again, to make sure that you still have a good name. Dikiyoba went from a Lawful Evil Halfling Mage Druid to a Chaotic Neutral Halfling Cleric, after all.
It appears that I'm still a Chaotic Good Elf Barbarian-Paladin-Ranger-Druid... though the last three are less even than before.

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Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice.

I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion.
Posts: 4130 | Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
Too Sexy for my Title
Member # 5654
Profile #79
Aww, I remember my old topic. After reading Diki's post I decided to take it again, and wow.
I went from a "Lawful Good Human Fighter" to a "Chaotic Good Dwarf Barbarian". The detail results show that I was fairly close to my past answer though.
Posts: 1035 | Registered: Friday, April 1 2005 08:00
Infiltrator
Member # 4826
Profile #80
You Are A:

Chaotic Good Halfling Bard

Alignment:
Chaotic Good characters are independent types with a strong belief in the value of goodness. They have little use for governments and other forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups.

Race:
Halflings are short and fat, like minuature people. (Think 'Hobbits') They enjoy the easy life, but aren't averse to the idea of an adventure from time to time. They get along with all races, and are known for their senses of humor. Halflings also tend to be light of foot, and can move quietly when necessary.

Primary Class:
Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit.

Secondary Class:

Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Law and Chaos:
Law ----- XXXXXXX (7)
Neutral - XXXXXXXX (8)
Chaos --- XXXXXXXXX (9)

Good and Evil:
Good ---- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Neutral - XXXX (4)
Evil ---- X (1)

Race:
Human ---- XXXXXXXXX (9)
Half-Elf - XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Elf ------ XXXXXXX (7)
Gnome ---- XXXXX (5)
Halfling - XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Dwarf ---- (-6)
Half-Orc - X (1)

Class:
Fighter -- XXXXX (5)
Barbarian - (-1)
Ranger --- XXXXX (5)
Monk ----- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Paladin -- XXXXX (5)
Cleric --- XXXX (4)
Mage ----- XXXXXXXX (8)
Druid ---- X (1)
Thief ---- (-3)
Bard ----- XXXXXXXXXX (10)

Great. So I'm basically a short, fat, entertaining anarchist. Plus, I should rightfully be a monk, too, but it didn't put that up.

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Posts: 458 | Registered: Friday, August 6 2004 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
Profile Homepage #81
Fond memories.

quote:
(me)

True Neutral
Indeed, I go both ways.

Er. Not like that.

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Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #82
-X- is A:

Chaotic Evil Elf Mage Cleric

Alignment:
Chaotic Evil characters are the most 'evil' people out there. They are willing to do anything to get ahead, and will kill anyone who stands in their way. A chaotic evil person sees no value in order and governments, and believes to the utmost in the tenant that 'Might Makes Right'.

Race:
Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.

Primary Class:
Mages harness the magical energies for their own use. Spells, spell books, and long hours in the library are their loves. While often not physically strong, their mental talents can make up for this.

Secondary Class:
Clerics are the voices of their God/desses on Earth. They perform the work of their deity, but this doesn't mean that they preach to a congregation all their lives. If their deity needs something done, they will do it, and can call upon that deity's power to accomplish their goals.

Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Law and Chaos:
Law ----- (0)
Neutral - XXXX (4)
Chaos --- XXXXXXXXXX (10)

Good and Evil:
Good ---- (-2)
Neutral - (0)
Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXX (10)

Race:
Human ---- (-3)
Half-Elf - XXXXXX (6)
Elf ------ XXXXXXX (7)
Gnome ---- XXXXX (5)
Halfling - (-2)
Dwarf ---- (-3)
Half-Orc - (0)

Class:
Fighter -- (-1)
Barbarian - (-7)
Ranger --- XXXXXXXX (8)
Monk ----- XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Paladin -- XXX (3)
Cleric --- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Mage ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (15)
Druid ---- XXXXXXXXX (9)
Thief ----X (1)
Bard ----- XXXXXX (6)

:cool: :D :cool:

Fear -X-. Now.

-X-'s EDIT : -X- took the test again. -X- got more evil, chaotic, adn switched from a Cleric Mage to a Mage Cleric.

[ Wednesday, November 08, 2006 13:27: Message edited by: -X- ]

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May the fires of Undeath burn in your soul, and consume it.
Posts: 1636 | Registered: Wednesday, January 5 2005 08:00
Cartographer
Member # 1851
Profile Homepage #83
quote:
Hah! I'd never go for an elf. I feel better now. :P
Hehe, there are no truer words. So... A Chaotic Good Halfling Fighter eh? Can't say that was a good one on me.

So, if I do it again...
quote:
You Are A: Chaotic Neutral Elf Fighter
WHAT.

Why am I still a fighter? Why am I apparently also frequently insane? I'm not one for disorder. :\ Stupid quiz.

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"I'm not crazy!"
"Well, whatever. Maybe you just ate something really questionable, or perhaps someone hit you on the head with something large, blunt and heavy just now. By the way..." Gil nudged Grul pointedly.

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Posts: 1308 | Registered: Sunday, September 8 2002 07:00
Shaper
Member # 7472
Profile Homepage #84
quote:
Originally written by -X-:

Good and Evil:
Good ---- (0)
Neutral - XX (2)
Evil ---- XXXXXXXXX (9)

:eek: You're pure evil, -X-! :eek:

quote:
Originally written by Nioca:

Good and Evil:
Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Neutral - XX (2)
Evil ---- X (1)

Does that make me the Anti-X-? :P

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I tried to think of something witty to put here.

Needless to say, I failed.
Posts: 2686 | Registered: Friday, September 8 2006 07:00
Lifecrafter
Member # 6700
Profile Homepage #85
Chaotic Good Half-Elf Fighter.

I still have a good name, but dangit I want to stay multi-classed!

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The Silent Assassin has only one answer:
SMITE THEM!

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-Lenar Labs
What's Your Destiny?

Ushmushmeifa: Lenar's power is almighty and ineffable.

All hail lord Noric, god of... well, something important, I'm sure.
Posts: 735 | Registered: Monday, January 16 2006 08:00
Agent
Member # 1934
Profile Homepage #86
I am a True Neutral Half-Elven Bard.
Gah! I'm not a bard!
Other than the bard thing, it's pretty close to my preferred character type. True neutral is good and so is half-elven, but I prefer sorcerer or druid.
Shifter ftw!

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Posts: 1169 | Registered: Monday, September 23 2002 07:00
Agent
Member # 27
Profile #87
Neutral Good Human Barbarian

Alignment:
Neutral Good characters believe in the power of good above all else. They will work to make the world a better place, and will do whatever is necessary to bring that about, whether it goes for or against whatever is considered 'normal'.

Race:
Humans are the 'average' race. They have the shortest life spans, and because of this, they tend to avoid the racial prejudices that other races are known for. They are also very curious and tend to live 'for the moment'.

Primary Class:
Barbarians live outside the 'civilized' They have tribal goverments, and are often nomads. What they may lack in refinement is balanced by there strength of individual character and ability to survive.

Secondary Class:

Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Law and Chaos:
Law ----- XXXX (4)
Neutral - XXXXX (5)
Chaos --- XXX (3)

Good and Evil:
Good ---- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Neutral - XX (2)
Evil ---- (-2)

Race:
Human ---- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Half-Elf - XXXX (4)
Elf ------ XXX (3)
Gnome ---- XXXXX (5)
Halfling - (0)
Dwarf ---- XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Half-Orc - XXXXXX (6)

Class:
Fighter -- XXXXXXXXX (9)
Barbarian -XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (17)
Ranger --- XXXXXXX (7)
Monk ----- XXXXXXX (7)
Paladin -- XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Cleric --- XXXXX (5)
Mage ----- (0)
Druid ---- XXXXXXXX (8)
Thief ---- (-3)
Bard ----- (-2)
Posts: 1233 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Shaper
Member # 7420
Profile Homepage #88
Lawful Evil Human Fighter. I won't take up space posting the whole thing.

Strange, I think I picked 'run away from fight' at least twice in the quiz. Not sure how I ended up a fighter. Bard was a close second. The lawful evil part doesn't surprise me so much. And I really am a human, despite what some people think.

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You lose.
Posts: 2156 | Registered: Thursday, August 24 2006 07:00
Warrior
Member # 7614
Profile #89
Lawful Evil Human Fighter, although Barbarian was close and Human and Half-Orc were tied. A huge improvement over my last personality test. :D
Posts: 143 | Registered: Sunday, October 29 2006 07:00
Agent
Member # 3364
Profile Homepage #90
Looks like I've become more neutral over time, but I'm still a Human Barbarian.

True Neutral Human Barbarian

Alignment:
True Neutral characters are very rare. They believe that balance is the most important thing, and will not side with any other force. They will do whatever is necessary to preserve that balance, even if it means switching allegiances suddenly.

Race:
Humans are the 'average' race. They have the shortest life spans, and because of this, they tend to avoid the racial prejudices that other races are known for. They are also very curious and tend to live 'for the moment'.

Primary Class:
Barbarians live outside the 'civilized' They have tribal goverments, and are often nomads. What they may lack in refinement is balanced by there strength of individual character and ability to survive.

Secondary Class:

Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Law and Chaos:
Law ----- X (1)
Neutral - XXXXXX (6)
Chaos --- XXXXXX (6)

Good and Evil:
Good ---- XXXX (4)
Neutral - XXXXXXX (7)
Evil ---- XXX (3)

Race:
Human ---- XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Half-Elf - XXXXXXXXX (9)
Elf ------ XXXXXXXXX (9)
Gnome ---- XXXXXXXXX (9)
Halfling - XXX (3)
Dwarf ---- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Half-Orc - (0)

Class:
Fighter -- XXXXXX (6)
Barbarian -XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (17)
Ranger --- XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Monk ----- X (1)
Paladin -- XXXXX (5)
Cleric --- XX (2)
Mage ----- XXX (3)
Druid ---- XXXXXXX (7)
Thief ---- (-1)
Bard ----- XXXXXXX (7)

[ Sunday, October 29, 2006 18:09: Message edited by: Jewels ]

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"Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley
Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 4153
Profile Homepage #91
quote:
Originally written by Nioca:

Does that make me the Anti-X-? :P
Let me show you my Good/Evil results, which stayed constant over two tests:

Good: XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Neutral: X (1)
Evil: (-3)

I win. :D

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Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice.

I hate undead. I really, really, really, really hate undead. With a passion.
Posts: 4130 | Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
Profile Homepage #92
Took it again.

Here goes:

quote:

Chaotic Good Halfling Cleric

Alignment:
Chaotic Good characters are independent types with a strong belief in the value of goodness. They have little use for governments and other forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups.

Race:
Halflings are short and fat, like minuature people. (Think 'Hobbits') They enjoy the easy life, but aren't averse to the idea of an adventure from time to time. They get along with all races, and are known for their senses of humor. Halflings also tend to be light of foot, and can move quietly when necessary.

Class:
Clerics are the voices of their God/desses on Earth. They perform the work of their deity, but this doesn't mean that they preach to a congregation all their lives. If their deity needs something done, they will do it, and can call upon that deity's power to accomplish their goals.

Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Law and Chaos:
Law ----- XXXXX (5)
Neutral - XXXX (4)
Chaos --- XXXXXXXX (8)

Good and Evil:
Good ---- XXXXXXX (7)
Neutral - XX (2)
Evil ---- (-3)

Race:
Human ---- (-1)
Half-Elf - XXXXXXXX (8)
Elf ------ XXXXXXXXX (9)
Gnome ---- XXXXXXXX (8)
Halfling - XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Dwarf ---- (-3)
Half-Orc - XXXX (4)

Class:
Fighter -- (0)
Barbarian -X (1)
Ranger --- XXXXXX (6)
Monk ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Paladin -- X (1)
Cleric --- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Mage ----- XXXXXXXX (8)
Druid ---- XXXXXXX (7)
Thief ---- (-1)
Bard ----- XXXXXXXXX (9)
So I changed a lot. But the CG bit was expected; I thought I'd have that last time, too.

Edit: Changed a few answers, and suddenly

quote:
Chaotic Good Elf Bard

Alignment:
Chaotic Good characters are independent types with a strong belief in the value of goodness. They have little use for governments and other forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups.

Race:
Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.

Primary Class:
Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit.

Secondary Class:

Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Law and Chaos:
Law ----- (0)
Neutral - XXXX (4)
Chaos --- XXXXXXXXX (9)

Good and Evil:
Good ---- XXXXXXX (7)
Neutral - XXX (3)
Evil ---- (-3)

Race:
Human ---- X (1)
Half-Elf - XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Elf ------ XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Gnome ---- XXXXXXXX (8)
Halfling - XXXXXX (6)
Dwarf ---- (-7)
Half-Orc - XXXXXXXXXXX (11)

Class:
Fighter -- XXXXX (5)
Barbarian -XXXX (4)
Ranger --- XXXXXXXXX (9)
Monk ----- XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Paladin -- XXXXXX (6)
Cleric --- XXXXXXXX (8)
Mage ----- XXXXXXXX (8)
Druid ---- XXXXXXX (7)
Thief ---- (-1)
Bard ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Elfy again. >_< But at least a bard.

[ Monday, October 30, 2006 03:04: Message edited by: Robert Daniel Oliver ]

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Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Agent
Member # 6581
Profile Homepage #93
Meh. Same results.

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Posts: 1310 | Registered: Tuesday, December 20 2005 08:00
Infiltrator
Member # 5410
Profile #94
Alignment:
Lawful Good characters are the epitome of all that is just and good. They believe in order and governments that work for the benefit of all, and generally do not mind doing direct work to further their beliefs.

Race:
Halflings are short and fat, like minuature people. (Think 'Hobbits') They enjoy the easy life, but aren't averse to the idea of an adventure from time to time. They get along with all races, and are known for their senses of humor. Halflings also tend to be light of foot, and can move quietly when necessary.

Primary Class:
Paladins are the Holy Warriors. They have been chosen by a God/dess to be their representative on Earth, and must follow the code of that deity, or risk severe penalties. They tend towards being righteous, but not generally to excess.

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"Dikiyoba ... is demon ... drives people mad and ... do all sorts of strange things."

"You Spiderwebbians are mad, mad, mad as March hares."
Posts: 687 | Registered: Wednesday, January 19 2005 08:00
The Establishment
Member # 6
Profile #95
Looks like I'm about the same again. Oh well, good to preserve my alignment.

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Your flower power is no match for my glower power!
Posts: 3726 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
Guardian
Member # 5360
Profile #96
-X- laughs at all of you puny weaklings, with your "good" and "lawful" halfling fighter selves. -X- is a CHAOTIC EVIL ELF MAGE CLERIC, BABY!!! HA! HA! HA!

Whoops. Little bit of the demon possessing -X- came out there. Sorry. Won't happen again for a while.

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May the fires of Undeath burn in your soul, and consume it.
Posts: 1636 | Registered: Wednesday, January 5 2005 08:00
Shaper
Member # 7472
Profile Homepage #97
I took it again, and the only thing that changed is that I became I fighter.

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I tried to think of something witty to put here.

Needless to say, I failed.
Posts: 2686 | Registered: Friday, September 8 2006 07:00

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