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Profile #7
So... the point of the board is to discuss Spiderweb Software games? Oh, good, I've been meaning to do that.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

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tellogullites in Geneforge Series
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #2
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Originally written by opon mars:

Imperator
This is a real word. Just thought I should point out that little random fact.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Guys I'm going to bed now in General
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #8
Scorpius, I can see your-

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Ode to BoE in Blades of Avernum
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #9
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Originally written by Dahak:

Isn't Ryan Thompson the one who made the Anama scenario?
It's a good thing you asked that, because we happen to have an expert on the subject: Drakefyre!

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Saddam Hussein's Execution in General
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #3
I suspect this will be more trouble than it's worth.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Damage types... in Blades of Avernum Editor
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #1
I can't think of a way. I can think of a shoddy approximation of wht you want, though.

I know that you can keep track of the damage-per-round dealt to a monster by checking its health constantly. What you could do is give the monsters status effects like Resistance, Shielding, and Magic Resistance* until there was a sudden significant decrease in damage-per-turn.

*I don't know if these are actually the effects you're looking for, but they sound like a good place to start... Unless someone more knowledgeable comes along.

Obviously, this isn't what you wanted. It's also a lot of more complicated math. If you really wanted to, you could do this; but I wouldn't recommend it.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Four Retribution! in Avernum 4
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #2
Didn't Divine Retribution give out enfeebling/cursing/other-bad-thing back in the days of A1/A2 at level three? Does it still do that in A3?

Whichever game(s), that's the version I like the most.

[ Thursday, December 28, 2006 22:27: Message edited by: Kuber ]

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
what did you name your characters, and why? in The Exile Trilogy
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #34
If I understand correctly, this family tree states Bilbo's grandfather to be Mungo, whereas his father is named Took.

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"What can you do with an anthropology degree other than study people?"

"...Hunt people?"
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New Monster Graphic in Blades of Avernum
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #1
An Illithid? Hmm. I'm certain it'll be put to use.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
December Blades Chat? in Blades of Avernum
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #30
Were there ever chats like this for BoE?

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
GeneForge 3 Final Mission in Geneforge Series
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #4
There is a single docking area in the Keep West Gate. In the docking area there are two boats; one can be highlighted and used like any other boat, while the other cannot. The one which cannot be highlighted is the one you want; approach it, and a special dialog will trigger.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
New Year's Resolutions in General
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #7
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Originally written by Nioca:

lose 300 pounds
Mer?

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Dread curse in Exodus in Blades of Avernum
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #3
Load the editor and your party. For each party member from whom you want to remove Dread Curse, click "Edit Statistics"; from there, it's just as if you're training your characters.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
The sound of a dying glaahk in Geneforge Series
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #6
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Originally written by Good Canisters:

I think shaper death (not yourself) is the best, as it is the most satisfying for me.
That's funny, because hearing that scream scares the crap out of me every time. I'm so used to hearing it as my PC dies, I jump every time I hear it.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
POLL: how did you like my scenario? in Blades of Exile
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #29
Hearing about this scenario makes me salivate. Among other things.

(Ooh! Triple entendre! I should be paid to do this.)

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Respect. in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #13
Litalia was a minor stooge, and most people ended up killing her. Also, she had doubts about what she was doing.

Tullegolar, you seem to have everything figured out. How do you plan to deal with the inevitable dissentious apprentice of G1-3 fame? What happens when some young canister-popping punk strolls in and tries to destroy your entire army? How will you stop him?

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Help in The Avernum Trilogy
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #6
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Originally written by Arch-Mage Solberg:

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Originally written by Nioca:

To get past the barriers, you need to destroy all four slime pools in the lower level of the slime pit. Once you do that, the barrier will fade, and you can fight the master of the pit.
If I believe right, there are six pools to destroy.

IceVampire, also check the north wall for a hidden passage. :cool:

By the way, just to be clear: the north wall in question is the north wall of the boss monster's lair.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Where does one upgrade Alwan's Attack? in Geneforge Series
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #3
Forgive me if I'm wrong, but I thought Alwan left you at the end of the third island if you were a rebel?

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
8000: Pseudoscience Postravaganza in General
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #97
That's okay. We make up for it with our guns and our desperate desire to use them.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Translate Scrolls in Avernum 4
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #5
Yes, she does. I believe her room is in the northwest corner, where you originally made a copy of the scrolls.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Uber-Long Census in General
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #21
quote:
Originally written by Redstart:

Right-handed or left-handed? Left
Yeah! Fight the man!

Name: John A. S.
Birthday: April 6, 1991
Birthplace: Loma Linda, CA
Current location: Loma Linda, CA, suspiciously enough
Eye color: Brown
Hair color: Black
Height: About 5'10"
Right-handed or left-handed? Lefty to the core.
Your heritage: Persian and Philipino
The shoes you wore today: I bought new shoes today; the old ones were D-Ways, and the new ones aren't all that interesting
Your weakness: Kryptonite. Oh, and awkwardness
Your fears: Entering a situation without any control
Your perfect pizza: A regular pizza, except with sausage.
Goal you would like to achieve this year: You mean the upcoming year, 2007-2008? Burn off some weight.
Your most-overused phrase on an instant messenger: I don't usually talk over IMs.
Thoughts upon waking up: Jesus Christ! Not again!
Your best physical feature: When my face isn't all pimply, it's okay.
Your bedtime: About 10 PM.
Your most-missed memory: School, 1st quarter.
Pepsi or Coke? Coke; preferably Vanilla.
McDonalds or Burger King? Burger King FTW.
Single or Group Dates? Group dates; more chatter, less awkward silence
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea? Erm... Nestea?
Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee? Coffee
Do you smoke? No
Do you swear? Yes; I'm an angsty teenager
Do you sing? They see me rollin'...
Do you shower daily? On days I have to leave the house, yes.
Have you ever been in love? No
Do you want to go to college? If I must
Do you want to get married? Maybe; I'll probably end up married anyway
Do you believe in yourself? Sure
Do you get motion sickness? Yes
Do you think you are attractive? Not especially
Are you a health freak? I'm a neat-freak, but don't have the willpower to be an exercise- or diet-freak.
Do you get along with your parents? Not my mom
Do you like thunderstorms? Raindrops and roses...
Do you play an instrument? I play a good number of instruments
In the past month have you consumed alcohol? Probably
In the past month have you smoked tobacco? No
In the past month have you been on drugs? I haven't abused drugs
In the past month have you gone on a date? Sort of, I suppose.
In the past month have you gone to a mall? Cabazon is an outlet mall; I went there earlier today
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos? No
In the past month have you eaten sushi? I don't think so
In the past month have you been on stage? The whole world's a stage...
In the past month have you been dumped? No
In the past month have you gone skinny dipping: Nope
In the past month have you stolen anything? I was supposed to return my friend's calculator, but I forgot; that probably counts.
Ever been drunk? A little.
Ever been called a tease? I think so.
Ever been beaten up? No
Ever shoplifted? By accident; but it was only chapstick, so I lost no sleep
How do you want to die? Screaming loudly
What do you want to be when you grow up? Meh. I'll settle for ex-heavyweight boxer with a magna cum laude degree from Harvard
What country would you most like to visit? Hmm. Some sort of nice rustic little place, but with modern conveniences.
Number of CDs you own: Somewhere in the 500s.
Number of piercings: None.
Number of tattoos: None.
Number of things in your past you regret: Quite a few.
Initials: J.A.S.
Last thing you ate: Grilled Chicken Bowl from Carl's Jr.
For or against same sex marriage: Pro.
Do you believe in God? God can go to hell.
Favorite holiday: The ones where I get good gifts.
Do you download music? Not anymore.
Do you care if your socks are dirty or not? I care if they have holes, but that's about it.
Do you love anyone? No.
Do you like Bush? Depends on what we're talking about here
Has anyone ten years or more older than you ever hit on you? No
How much money do you have? About $14; but I can always get more
What was the last movie you watched? Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Do you wear contacts? Glasses
Where was the last place you went besides your house? Quicksilver Outlet in Cabazon
How many pets do you have? Four birds
What do you usually order from Starbucks? I usually don't order from Starbucks; but I'll say Hot Chocolate
Have you ever fired a gun? Yes
Favorite TV show? House
Do you have an iPod? No
Favorite movie of all time: I only like action movies, and the better ones are all basically the same
Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to? I was recently arrested for doing something I wasn't supposed to
What's your favorite flower? Grr. Flowers bad.
Butter, plain, or salted popcorn? Butter and salt. At the same time.
What magazines do you read? I don't know how to read.
Have you ever ridden in a limo? Not yet
What’s your favorite smell? Artificial cherry or orange
Favorite college football team: Bah
Favorite cereal: Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Do you drive? Got my permit about a month ago
What's the longest time you've gone without sleep? About 36 hours. But for the last portion I was hopped up on andreneline.
Last time you went bowling? Been a few years.
Where is the weirdest place you have slept? Nothing unusual here.
Last time you were at work? I don't have a job; I'm a leech

Tyranicus, who wrote this census? Somehow I doubt it was you.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Exile 3> Ancient Enemy Conceal Tunnel in The Exile Trilogy
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #33
The only government official of Gale's province who will be of any help will be General Baziron, to the north.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Looking into the future in Blades of Avernum
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #7
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Originally written by Lazarus.:

After a conversation with Ephesos, and much deliberation, I've decided to withdraw my support for the Parody contest (That was a quick flip-flop.) I'd like to see another pearl contest, and was thinking somewhere along the lines of one month and a max of five towns.

Hopefully someone can top Kill Self Win Prize, awful big shoes to fill.

I'm not sure what went on in your chat, but I'm certain that a "parody" contest would be taken advantage of and multiple bitter, cruel little works would be submitted.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Servile Battle Mage in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #15
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Originally written by Servile Synergy:

I'm curious if anyone can make it to level 45.
Surely you left someone alive to kill - what about your sect leader?

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Exile 3> Ancient Enemy Conceal Tunnel in The Exile Trilogy
Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #24
The isle south of Gale has a tower at its very bottom tip. It's the Tower of Zkal, which holds the Ring of Endless Magery.

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00

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