Profile for Jumpin Salmon
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| Displayed name | Jumpin Salmon |
| Member number | 5755 |
| Title | ? Man, ? Amazing |
| Postcount | 4114 |
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| Registered | Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, June 21 2005 15:39
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Judging from your karma, I would suggest that your reputation is above reproach and wouldn't suffer in the least. It certainly does serve to liven up the board, especially since it is kept at a muted level. But I've overheard that mindless chit-chat like this is square in the cross hairs of a certain someone, so perhaps it is best to leave it lie for a bit. *this message has been rated general audiences by the mpaa* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Tuesday, June 21 2005 15:11
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What got to me was the comment you made to Stug, and by extension Wise Man. I am too old and cynical, obviously, as I don't suspect people of being as nice as you seem to be. So, from this day forward I resolve to expose to you my musings prior to showing them to the general public. I still think it was a good story, in as much as it was totally unbelievable and ludi(cris) to boot. *this message funded by soylent green and ADM, partners in ending the hunger problem* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Monday, June 20 2005 20:49
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People don't actually read the junk between the stars, it is there like a disclaimer on a warranty (except a lot shorter). *this message is prepared to be hastily retracted if attacked by a cute little bunny wabbit* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Monday, June 20 2005 20:30
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**** **** News Flash **** **** Dolphin has been spotted frolicing around various male members of the forum body. This reporter suspects that she has been mesmerizing them with her nuanced charm in an effort to reel in more votes in the upcoming elections. The world will have to wait and see if this new tactic pays off, or if it will backfire. *this news was flashed to you courtesy of Penn Deep Sea Fishing Reels* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Monday, June 20 2005 20:14
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I have had this problem as well, both with a scenario I am working on and some downloaded scenarios. What usually works is to just try again, and for some reason it won't repeat. It is very difficult to diagnose a non-repeatable error, so if yours is repeating, then I would start by looking at everything else you have running at the same time. Try eliminating things until you are left with either nothing, which means it is within BoA or your scenario, or you have found some other application which is conflicting with BoA. Either way, keep us posted. *this message courtesy of the befuddlement society of zork* -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Monday, June 20 2005 16:58
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Ahhh, how we love the keyboard with our fat pink fingers. quote:*this message prepared by the poorly timed criticism club of greater rotterdam* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Monday, June 20 2005 16:29
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quote:I'm pretty sure Ben's already made his mind up on this and so many other issues. *this message subsidized by the pointless debating society* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Monday, June 20 2005 15:40
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So another | for Ben then. *this post sponsored by the spam board* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Monday, June 20 2005 15:06
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Welcome to the halls of injustice. As a newbie (like me) you are in the favorable position of sharp increases in post counts. For instance, if you were to reply to this or any other message in this thread, you would DOUBLE your current total. Amazing. Imagine the thrill. Just be sure to make every post count, or you will be labeled spammer and have mangoes thrown at you. *this message funded by the heroes welcoming subcommittee of the fishmongering society* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Monday, June 20 2005 14:58
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Yes, but it is far easier to tell people to complain to someone that won't see my message. If I had pointed at you, then you may have pointed right back and blamed me for a sudden increase in mail. I prefer to remain out of the direct line of fyre, as it were. *this message trembles all on its own* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Monday, June 20 2005 11:04
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I actually hadn't heard the guns thing. But now I know... The place I lived at in C-town was pretty run-down, but at $200 a month I didn't care. The funny bit was the old guy across the street that just sat on his porch all day. Many people came up to visit or "get advice" from him, and I eventually figured out he was some Irish don. So when I found a .32 caliber pistol in my place I just gave it to him. He accepted it and made it disappear. In retrospect, I should have kept the thing, but at the time I was 100% sure it had been used in some crime or another. Edit - Somehow I posted before finishing the post. Some talent... *this message funded by the Irish heritage foundation* [ Monday, June 20, 2005 11:25: Message edited by: Salmon Sushi ] Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Monday, June 20 2005 10:30
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quote:Ahh. I've lived in Winthrop and Charlestown, and for some reason we always made fun of Reveah. Not the inhabitants, just the place. And the name. Always felt it was ironic to revere a town apparently consists of a long road between apartment buildings and the beach, where cruising is the main activity. Anyhow, nothing meant by the statement. *this message sponsored by the pennsylvanian pornographic place-name committee* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Monday, June 20 2005 10:18
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quote:That capability is already in place. Feel free to first read the CoC, then email Mariann with your feedback. I'm sure she would be ecstatic to hear how you feel with the moderational leadership on her company's forums. *this message funded by the zero feedback coalition of the hollow planet society* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Monday, June 20 2005 10:00
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and banquet rather than blanket, but the image you gave was just as good. it gave the impression of a much more casual affair, while banquet calls to my mind the starch and black tie events. my most memorable event? deciding to blow off the calculus final and go to the beach instead. man did i get in trouble for that one. no memorable events for you saunders? *this edit brought to you by the quick to post society of avernum* [ Monday, June 20, 2005 10:01: Message edited by: Salmon Sushi ] Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Monday, June 20 2005 09:55
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I'm tending toward a negative reaction, but that is prior to actually visiting the site. I do feel confident that my reaction will not change substantially, so I won't bother visiting the site. Although, being kicked out of the US is a fairly good recommendation... *this message reluctantly submitted by the gratuitous first reply committee* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Sunday, June 19 2005 22:02
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Perhaps a re-edit is due? *this message is sponsored by the letter mu and number pi* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Sunday, June 19 2005 17:19
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While it may be convenient to categorize people, either positively or negatively, it also serves to dehumanize them. ADoS is himself, and no one else is like him. And I forgive him for living in Reveah, as he probably didn't make that choice. So I understood Thuryl's comment to mean that there is a societal rush to place people in categories which, while making things nice and tidy, doesn't actually serve to make that individuals life any better. I could go on and on about how inappropriate it is to pigeon-hole people and treat them according to only one part of their whole being, but I won't, cuz I don't even know myself well enough to do that. *this message provided by the individualists society of earth* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Sunday, June 19 2005 15:53
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I think it was excessive to use the word excessive. Short and sweet, no smilies. Just the minimum words necessary to convey the point. Hopefully a single word. Or letter. Perhaps just an emboldened exclamation mark. Yes. ! *this message comes to you from the erika goes to the beach fan club* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Sunday, June 19 2005 00:00
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For the RECORD. This all began because of some darn flash movies that just had to be shared with the community. The Lesson? No one cares about flash movies. *this messenger does care about pre-release copies of real movies....* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Saturday, June 18 2005 23:57
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Edit : It appears I have been making a mockery of this election. I have already partitioned out my votes according to the favors thusfar received, so I will stifle my laughter and cease further posts. I leave the offending post to offend, as I'm not entirely sure if the Aran's quote would get all screwy. Yeah. Rock the Vote! I think we're supposed to register additional UBB accounts for voting purposes. Ya know, usually this is handled at the district office, and the precinct chair just hands me extra ballots to use. This system seems somewhat cumbersome and slighty crooked to me. *this message funded by the cranky republicans of my piece of america knitting and duck hunting club* [ Sunday, June 19, 2005 00:07: Message edited by: Salmon Sushi ] Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Saturday, June 18 2005 23:50
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i feel a saddening across the pond. here is something to make your (and our) experience with the english language much betterer. *this message sponsored by the letter X, the number 9, and the entire cyrillic alphabet* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Saturday, June 18 2005 23:33
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What is so fantastic about talent? I've been gifted with a typical human shape, outfitted in the regular fashion, no extra accessories, limited display of common sense, and no discernable talent. I wish I could join the fly crowd, but I know my limits. I could join Alo in the sniping, but my targeting system is still off. Practice, practice, bullseye. I'll just be content, like many folks, to remain essentially nonessential. *this message has been approved by me, Salmon Sushi* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Saturday, June 18 2005 23:16
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Spoiling the kids fun. Hmm. Sound good to me. I figger that "Nicole" is 54, really named Nick, is in a halfway house for pedophilic haemophiliacs, lives in Helsinki, and has already trace routed Eagles IP and is walking up to his door right now. i liked this so much better when we were all guessing that he was referring to dolphin, who is silently relieved that Eagle had the common sense to make up this Nick the Brick fellow. *this message fully endorsed by the committee for internet dating safety* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Saturday, June 18 2005 21:50
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I would be delighted to not appear on any ballot. *this message funded by steve and dave* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Saturday, June 18 2005 19:19
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I take it you are not at all concerned that you also knew the URL? And you kept it a secret from us? What kind of candidate keeps these kinds of secrets? I think we need to have full disclosure around here, starting with the name of this girlfriend in california. See, the thing is I haven't noticed wizcowski around here recently, and I guess I'm worried that eagle has stolen her from Kel. Not really, but it certainly is less creepy than any other explanation. *this message furnished by the upholstery council of upper zanzibar* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |