Profile for Jumpin Salmon
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| Displayed name | Jumpin Salmon |
| Member number | 5755 |
| Title | ? Man, ? Amazing |
| Postcount | 4114 |
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| Registered | Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Friday, July 1 2005 18:41
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I guess you'll find out when TM posts again, won't you. *this message sponsored by independence day weekend - feel free to do your own work* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| Cracker Jack and the Missing Peanuts in General | |
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written Friday, July 1 2005 13:28
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Yes, I'm already caught. But my monikers have been examples of dead salmon (Smoked and Sushi) and Jumpin' is just waiting for me to get back out on the deep blue for fishing time. I went out looking for tuna last Saturday, made it about 30 miles out before the choppy seas caused a crew member to get sick. Sad day when you burn 53 gallons of fuel and don't even get your line wet. *this message sponsored by frigidaire and their full line of chest freezers* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Friday, July 1 2005 06:57
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You deserve pain for starting this type of topic. Quohog - east coast shellfish (red tide receding) Geoduck - west coast shellfish (gooey-duk) *this message sponsored by the takers of vicodin* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| Can anyone figure out this riddle? in General | |
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written Friday, July 1 2005 06:43
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Sorry, mild case of the sleep there. My previous post is a riddle. That is all. Edit - It's just math. *this message sponsored by stumptown coffee* [ Friday, July 01, 2005 06:44: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ] Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Friday, July 1 2005 01:06
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4:20PM - Moby Dick ------------ ?? *this puzzle sponsored by your english teacher* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Friday, July 1 2005 00:02
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Well okay then. I was right too. It was weak. *this message was composed by monkeys* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Thursday, June 30 2005 23:00
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Okay, here is a weak attempt at a riddle. And by weak I mean I think it is a salmon original. Where up is down and down is up, If you're outside but not inside then your inside becomes outside. *this message funded but not sponsored, posted yet not understood* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| Why would you go and do a thing like that? in General | |
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written Thursday, June 30 2005 21:32
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I've geeked around since high school, D&D and all that junk, so I've kind of an idea why I gravitated to text based RPG's. Even though the Exile and Avernum series have graphics, I still think of them more as text. Anyhow, I was wondering if anyone else has spent time thinking why they like these silly games enough to spend time on a internet forum talking about them? It seems really silly actually, but I guarantee that I'll be here tomorrow (admin willing.) So, why here? Why not in some other type of game? *this message sponsored by the GIA, a supersecret agency* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| I demand my two stars back!! in General | |
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written Thursday, June 30 2005 21:25
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No worries Dolphin, I only rate you based on your leaping, jumping, and frolicking skills. *this message sponsored by sea creatures that appreciate the joys of aerial acrobatics* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Thursday, June 30 2005 21:13
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As written by Aran: quote:Heheh... I usually become curious about something that I already understand, that way I get the satisfaction of understanding it many times over. It also makes curiousity less likely to be the death of me. *this message sponsored by the electricity, gravity, and sharp things that seem to pester me* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| Pick a mood, any mood... in General | |
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written Thursday, June 30 2005 20:56
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Water flows downhill... Salmon returning to their natal waters are swimming against the current. *this message is making you sleepy, very sleepy, tell me your pin, send me your money* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Thursday, June 30 2005 20:18
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Barring a rule outlawing aforementioned flogging, why does there need to be a law allowing it? *this message slipped under the topic and caught the tail end of the discussion* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Thursday, June 30 2005 20:09
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I try to stay off these boards when I'm in one of those eye-twitching moods, so you get the happy/confused me. But my favorite mood is the bliss brought about by complete physical exhaustion. You know, like after having to swim upstream several hundred miles. *this message brought to you by the makers of valium, a registered mood* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Thursday, June 30 2005 20:00
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I figure that karma was originally intended to let newbies have an idea on which established members to trust, etc. Of course this is total [insert appropriate word] and karma is more along the lines of those polls conducted during presidential debates. Meaningless. Aside from spam, and my weak homage to Alo's signature line, I have contributed nothing of lasting value to the community, and yet not only do I have a karma rating, but it is above 3. There is no basis. *this message is funded by Skribbane Sun Times and Sniping Weekly, two worthwhile publications* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| Cracker Jack and the Missing Peanuts in General | |
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written Thursday, June 30 2005 19:47
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Alas danger has many faces, although they typically are hairy faces :P Here is my cousin, the king salmon  And my good friend the Mekong Giant Catfish, who would kick that bear's butt!  Hah! The text accompanying the catfish states quote:Take that Mr Bear! *this message is 100% content free, yet time consuming and unfulfilling* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Thursday, June 30 2005 19:27
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There is also sentimental value, historical value, and aesthetic value. But the question has been answered. The graphics have been archived on the web, so there is nothing on that disk which is unique, rare, or precious to the people frequenting this topic. *this message sponsored by Eight is Enough and Three's Company* -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| All I ask is one small favor... in Blades of Avernum | |
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written Thursday, June 30 2005 19:12
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I did a Spidey review, but not a CSR review. Does that make me a bad person? *this message is built on redundant technologies* -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| I will be semi-gone in General | |
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written Thursday, June 30 2005 15:35
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I guess that one post a day was commemorative of quote:and we shouldn't assume that each child received their very own personalized tin pan with the post number engraved on the back. *this message funded by oscar the grouch, who never went hungry on my street* [ Thursday, June 30, 2005 15:35: Message edited by: Jumpin' Salmon ] Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Thursday, June 30 2005 15:31
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Perhaps rather than displaying the omitted letters in the misspelled word, you could have helped him out. E N C O U N T E R E D *this message sponsored by the letter O and the number 0, either would do* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
| How good a countermeasure could this have been? in General | |
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written Thursday, June 30 2005 12:38
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And now there is nothing to do. And I'm willing to bet your flower power is a match for my random zig-zag style of running and evading the snipe. *this message has been sponsored by numerous prison breaks everywhere* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Thursday, June 30 2005 12:34
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Ummmm. That depiction of salmon is deeply regretable. I shall take it as a personal comment about my inability to avoid the wildly and randomly slapping of a bear's paw. You, sir, have lost my support in the upcoming elections for your unfortunate gaffe. A marlin can be simply depicted as the cartoonish character below.  Which captures the baseball team's cartoonish attempts to regain any sort of respect after their World Series run several years ago in which they pretty much bought the rings. The  are the definition of honest baseball. *this message has not been influenced by a lifelong ambition to see the Red Sox win it all* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Thursday, June 30 2005 11:14
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Huh. I have Warcraft 3, which has an editor, but the better editor came with Heroes of Might and Magic 3. *this message comprises a google of my bookshelf* -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Thursday, June 30 2005 10:52
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The way I see it, TM's posts are like a cream pie smooshed into your face. There are at least two possibilities here. 1. He is trying to embarass you. 2. He is a comedic actor ala Belushi. My immediate reaction (before registering) was the first, and it was a negative one. I eventually realized that he is some misunderstood person, exasperated because of his inability to express himself as he wants to be understood. His rants seem incoherent, and his acronym reactions ill-thought out, but I've come to think of it as a language barrier. I just don't get what he's saying, and that's okay. As to his ban? Whatever, I know I've been critical of moderation on these boards and haven't had one word of rebuke. His ban comes from direct and pointed flaunting of the rules in the CoC. Which may be his point. He may just not like those rules as they crowd him. *this message sponsored by cream pie manufacturers and smooshers everywhere* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, June 29 2005 15:59
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Remember that Oregon is a liberal state, we voted Kerry, so beware.... *this message sponsored by jibberish and nonsense* Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |
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written Wednesday, June 29 2005 15:56
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My dedicated T-3 line is only crimped by the fact that I use a hacked MITS Altair 8800 for all my internet communications. After some dedicated research, you will discover that I have no screen or keyboard, and have to enter all my text using switches. Blinking lights communicate the results back to me. *this message sponsored by Intel, no longer supporting the 8080* -------------------- quote: Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00 |