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Hey, cool- I'm elligible!

Wait... Humans don't have tentacles, do they?

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Of course you are TM.

And some do.

[ Sunday, June 19, 2005 13:31: Message edited by: Dolphin. ]

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Nena
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quote:
Originally written by Dolphin.:

Human males only.
... Which would denominate you.

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You haven't been following the conversation have you Ben?

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Nena
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:/

I don't know. I've been following the part about all the black marks and my receipt of the VINS FISZ MARK.

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Go back to my post about nominating my dog, and read every post after that. See if you can decipher a slightly different meaning to my "Human males only" comment.

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Nena
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Ben, as far as we can tell, is human and male. I wouldn't give him ideas if I were you.

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You're right :P

I didn't say all human males, but rather that all non-human males are automatically disqualified.

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Nena
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quote:
As originally written by Thuryl
I wouldn't give him ideas if I were you.
I'm pretty sure Ben's already made his mind up on this and so many other issues.

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quote:
Originally written by Dolphin.:

You're right :P

I didn't say all human males, but rather that all non-human males are automatically disqualified.

Non-human females? ^____^

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I suspect from context that the phrase was intended to convey the meaning of non-(human males) rather than (non-human) males.

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No non-human females either. "Human males only" would in itself exclude females altogether.

Edit: Aran, I knew someone would say that ^_____^

[ Monday, June 20, 2005 17:06: Message edited by: Dolphin. ]

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Nena
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So I'm disqualified? :(

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Any way nobody cares so ...

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quote:
Originally written by Dolphin.:

No non-human females either. "Human males only" would in itself exclude females altogether.

Edit: Aran, I knew someone would say that ^_____^

Ah, but one might read that as "Human males only". Or "Human males only."

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quote:
Ah, but one might read that as "human males only". Or "Human males only."
True, I would have elaborated on the original comment, but I had to go somewhere and didn't want to leave TM's question unknown.

[ Monday, June 20, 2005 19:03: Message edited by: Dolphin. ]

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It is regretful, but necessary that I pose the question: Does a brown man qualify as a human male?

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Of course, all the colors of humans are beautiful.

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Nena
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quote:
Originally written by Wise Tempest Falcon:

So I'm disqualified? :(
Disqualified? no.

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Nena
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Wise, if brown men are eligible, yellow men surely are as well. And your response to my tongue-in-cheek query was simply put and well said, Dolphin. That was a genuine compliment; you've sapped all the impishness out of me for the time being. :P

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**** **** News Flash **** ****

Dolphin has been spotted frolicing around various male members of the forum body. This reporter suspects that she has been mesmerizing them with her nuanced charm in an effort to reel in more votes in the upcoming elections.

The world will have to wait and see if this new tactic pays off, or if it will backfire.

*this news was flashed to you courtesy of Penn Deep Sea Fishing Reels*
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quote:
Originally written by Salmon Sushi:

*this news was flashed to you courtesy of Penn Deep Sea Fishing Reels*
Did anyone else read this as much worse than it actually was? Or am I just losing my mind?

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That is not true Salmon. Go back to where this began. I made a joke about nominating my dog and TM responded with a question of bestiality, so I responded with my preference for human males.

Of course the whole thing went right over Ben's head, so he asked about it, so I answered. Now here we are. It is my nature to frolic with males, especially being one of the few females. For playfully frolicing I may be guilty, but not for looking for votes. Take it as you will.

Kel - It does indeed.

Edit: In my defense, note that every post I made was in response to a question, and at no time did ask any questions to provoke a conversation.

[ Monday, June 20, 2005 21:42: Message edited by: Dolphin. ]

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Nena
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People don't actually read the junk between the stars, it is there like a disclaimer on a warranty (except a lot shorter).

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