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Soon I Shall Be Rich in General
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Hawk, that guy seems to really get to know Spiderweb members... I got the same one.
This one is rather unbelievable:

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Mr. John odogu.
BRANCH MANAGER,
UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA PLC
ILUPEJU BRANCH LAGOS
NIGERIA.

ATTN: PRESIDENT/C.E.O

I am pleased to get acros to you for a very urgent and profetable
business proposal, though I don't know you neither have I seen you
before but my confidence was reposedd on you wen the Chief Executive Of
Lagos
State Chamber Of Commerce and Industry handed me your contact for a
confidential business. I am the manager of united bank for africa Plc
(uba), llupeju branch, Lagos Nigeria. The intended business is thus; We
had a custmer, a Foreign Resident in Nigeria, he was a Contractor with one
of the Government Parastatals. He has in his Acount in my branch the sum
of US 15.5Million (fifteen million five hundred thousand united
states dollars only). unfortunately, the man died thre years ago until
today non-of his next of kin has come forward to claim the money.
Havingnoticed this, I in collaboration with twoother top Officials of the
bank have covered up the acount all this while. Now we want you (being a
foreigner) to be fronted as one of hisnextofkin and forward youraccount
and other relevant documents to be advised to you by us to attest to
the Claim.
We will use our positions to get all internal documentations to back up
the claims. The whole procedures will last only five working days to
get the fund retreved sucesfuly without trace even now or in
future
your response is only what we are waiting for as we have arranged all
necessary things.as soon as this message comes to you kindly get back to me
indecating
your interest, then I will fornish you with the whole procedeures to
ensure that the deal is successfully concluded. For your assistance we
have agreed to give you twenty five per cente (25%) of the Total sum at the
end of the transation while 65% would be for my collegues and I and the
remaining 10% would be for any form of expenses that mey be incured during
the
course of the transaction which would be given to us when the money is
transfered into your account before splitting the balance on the agreed
percentage
of 65% to 25%. In order to get all the legal documents from the court,
kindly send the following information to us immediately. Your full name.
telephone. mobile and fax numbers as well as your residunt or company
adress. I
awate your earliest response.

Thanks

Yours Sincerly,
Mr. Jhon odogu.

Some people actuall fall for that. :)

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Sci-Fi and fantasy authors... in General
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My favorites are Tolkien, Eddings, Rowling and Asimov.

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Harry Potter 4 in General
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I can't see it until November 28th and IT WILL BE IN FRENCH!!!!!!!!

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Would you watch this movie? in General
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Yes, I think I might look at this film. The squirrel looks nice.

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What books... in General
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The Terry Pratchett Discworld books changed me a lot for a few weeks after I read the first ones by making me freak up every time the local library didn't have a new one I hadn't read yet. Apart from that, there aren't really any books that changed me apart from The Time Machine by H. G. Welles, which is one of the best books I've ever read. Recommended to everyone who like good storys.

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Hpp Vwl Cnsrvtn Dy in General
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T cld tk hrs t dcphr ths tpc! Hpp Vwl Cnsrvtn D!

S "lttr 25" cntd s vwl n ths tpc?

[ Tuesday, November 01, 2005 05:31: Message edited by: JadeWolf ]

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Wouldn't it be cool..... in General
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That would make some problems when you meet a pike too heavy for you to carry.

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Resistance is futile! in General
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Just spent two solid hours blasting Borgs to borg-bits in the Borg Cube in Elite Force, so this topic is quite nice.

But when the I-Mod ammunition ran out at the wrong time...

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Fav Accent in General
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I like Australian, Dutch and French best.

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Remember when everyone celebrated the year 2000? in General
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Congratulations, Ash! I bet I will never overtake you.

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3 months in General
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Deleting no-post n00bs would not be very nice, especially because it's thanks to them we'll be able to try and get member no. 7000' account before 2006. ;)

[ Friday, October 07, 2005 08:51: Message edited by: JadeWolf ]

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Terror's Martyr in General
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I'd like him back just for the comicness sometimes. But I do think he is rather crazy.

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I'M BAAAAAAAAAACK in General
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quote:
Originally written by Aran-something.:

Welcome back, Toenail, but who the hell are you? :confused:

( :P )

I did think you had amnesia.

Welcome back, Toenail, I missed you.

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Kissing a girl in General
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Happy Birthday, Marlenny! Have fun and a lot of prezzies. :)

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Name everything in General
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About 30 dollars savings and nothing much else.

EDIT: And a shop voucher for a pack of Magnums.

[ Saturday, October 01, 2005 03:14: Message edited by: JadeWolf ]

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Why is Barzahl a Guardian?
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Why am I asking stupid questions?
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Shaper teacher : "DON'T TOUCH THAT!"
BOOM!!
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I am Hollywood. in General
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Happy late birthday, 1337 d00d!

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bye for now in General
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Congratulations! Have a fun honeymoon and have a good time together!

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there is other spidweb related forums? in General
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quote:
Originally written by Wise Man:

CSM is for noobs. All the other boards are for pros.
Yeh well, you joined didn't you? you n00b (you said it yourself).

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Shaper teacher : "DON'T TOUCH THAT!"
BOOM!!
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Suomalaisia? (Finnish)? in General
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Probably another 's' on 'vis'. But then agaain, probably not.

There's Frozen Feet who's Finnish. too.

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BOOM!!
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bug? typo?....heck I don't know what this is... in Blades of Avernum Editor
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Unless ypu wanted to make a long tunnel from Avernum to another underground cave.

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BOOM!!
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bug? typo?....heck I don't know what this is... in Blades of Avernum
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Unless ypu wanted to make a long tunnel from Avernum to another underground cave.

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Shaper teacher : "DON'T TOUCH THAT!"
BOOM!!
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New board title - Series not Trilogy in The Avernum Trilogy
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Maybe by GF6 they will be combined.

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MMMMM in General
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There are too many funny drawings on this topic. Alex, the one on the last page is funnier than iGod is sometimes... And I agree with Thralni.

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iCome, iSpam, iWin in General
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I'm 31st again. Need to post more to get out of the 30s. :D

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Shaper teacher : "DON'T TOUCH THAT!"
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iGod in General
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Edit: I went and double posted... I must have clicked the back button by mistake and posted again.

[ Sunday, September 18, 2005 06:37: Message edited by: JadeWolf ]

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Why am I asking stupid questions?
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Shaper teacher : "DON'T TOUCH THAT!"
BOOM!!
apprentice :*little voice* "Sorry..."
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