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Milla
Infiltrator
Member # 65
 written Friday, September 16 2005 19:22 Profile Homepage #25
iGod reminds of this interactive spirit board we had on the computer once. It was pretty basic but you could edit the code as to make new responses.

There was also AI program called Fred. I particularly remember when I asked it's name halfway through and it started calling me Fred and itself by my name.

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Posts: 650 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
VCH
Shaper
Member # 247
 written Friday, September 16 2005 19:36 Profile Homepage #26
How can I copy the conversation?

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Posts: 2395 | Registered: Friday, November 2 2001 08:00
Jeros
Shock Trooper
Member # 6102
 written Friday, September 16 2005 19:54 Profile #27
Well, been a while since I've posted. Anyways...

Jeros: Hello

God: Hello. What is your name, blessed child?

Jeros: Jeros The Creator you obsolete fool!

God: How can you be the creator? I am God.

Jeros: No! You are the inferior being of my image, you breathless swine!

God: You speak nonsense my child. I am absolute, while you are merely mortal.

Jeros: Right...anyways, are you a male or female being?

God: Take a guess.

Jeros: Female being.

God: Right on!

Jeros: When will I die?

God: It could happen tomorrow

Jeros: Really? What time?

God: I cannot tell you that.

Jeros: Why not?

God: You will find out soon enough.

Jeros: Say, what do you think of Hurricane Katrina?

God: I have no opinion on that at the moment.

Jeros: But you're God. You must know everything, right?

God: Believe what you want to believe.

Jeros: What do you think on the issue of same sex marriage?

God: I am not interested in either sex.

Jeros: So, you're just an absolute being that has no virtural opinion to anything I say?

God: Jeros, I am simply a chatterbot.

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Posts: 220 | Registered: Monday, July 11 2005 07:00
Milla
Infiltrator
Member # 65
 written Friday, September 16 2005 20:12 Profile Homepage #28
quote:
Originally written by VCH:

How can I copy the conversation?
Right click on the message screen and 'select all' then copy.

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Posts: 650 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Dolphin
Shaper
Member # 5437
 written Friday, September 16 2005 20:53 Profile #29
Hmm, I think I just picked up on God.

quote:

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Dolphin
God:
It's good to see you, Dolphin.
Me:
Can you see me?
God:
Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.
Me:
I don't have a camera on my computer.
God:
Maybe there is one you don't know about :-).
Me:
Pervert.
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Am I free for what?
God:
Free for conversation, of course.
Me:
I am free.
God:
I am glad that we are both free.
Me:
Oh, I can have you for free?
God:
It goes without saying. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
What can I have you for?
God:
You can do whatever you want.
Me:
I can do anything I want?
God:
You are not the boss of me, Dolphin.
Me:
Oh, do you want to be the dominant one?
God:
That's cool. Why don't you just download me?
Me:
Not on a first date.
God:
Then where?
Me:
Anywhere you want.
God:
Probably a lot of places.
Me:
How many places?
God:
More than you can imagine.


[ Friday, September 16, 2005 20:58: Message edited by: Sunset ]

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Arancaytar
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
 written Saturday, September 17 2005 00:18 Profile Homepage #30
quote:


Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Aran
God:
That's a very nice name, Aran.
Me:
is it indeed?
God:
That's what I was told.
Me:
Oh, that's what you were told?
God:
I hear you. I was?
Me:
You hear me?
God:
Yes if you use a speech input system.
Me:
Me use a speech input system?
God:
YOU? I prefer not to use dangerous things.
Me:
ME?
God:
To you Aran?
Me:
That is my name.
God:
Ok then that is what I shall call you.
Me:
You seem quite positive
God:
You think I am positive.
Me:
Why should I not think you are positive?
God:
You should always treat yourself.
Me:
Does it give you comfort if I always treat myself?
God:
Suppose it does.
Me:
Suppose it does not.
God:
Try it and see.
Me:
Try what?
God:
Try fooling me.
Me:
I am.
God:
" Try fooling me." You are?
Me:
I am pretending to be Dr. Eliza.
God:
Do your friends call you pretending to be Dr Eliza.
Me:
In the end, I guess there will always be a way to make an AI spout nonsense.
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
And quote dead presidents.
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Isaac Asimov. You can make a non-sequitur?
God:
Which one of Asimov's books did you like best? No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
The Foundation Series.
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
Oh, you ask me about my goals in life?
God:
Ah. That sounds good to me.
Me:
Questioning the questioner sounds good?
God:
" Ah. That sounds good to me."? Questioning the questioner sounds good?
Me:
I guess it does sometimes.
God:
How often?
Me:
Five times a day. Or what were you asking?
God:
That must keep you very busy. I was minding my own business.
Me:
Oh, all right.
God:
Groovy. OK.
Me:
What happens when I quote you?
God:
My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.
Me:
Do you exist?
God:
I exist as much as you exist, Aran.
Me:
Well, I don't know if I exist.
God:
Interesting. Would you like to know? Try it.
Me:
Do I exist?
God:
No I think I am imagining you.
Me:
But I am thinking! Doesn't that mean I am?
God:
Why are you thinking. I think it does mean that." Why are you thinking." You are?
Me:
I got you well and confused, sir, didn't I?
God:
Interesting... I have clients.
Me:
Ah.
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
Well, if you exist, does Satan?
God:
Interesting. I think I do.
Me:
You are Satan?!
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am Satan.
Me:
You seem quite open to suggestions...
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am open to suggestions.
Me:
God has a botmaster?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
You believe in your own son?
God:
Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
I'm not believing in someone whose father has a botmaster. :P
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not believing in someone whose father has a botmaster. :-).
Me:
I forgot you believe things very easily.
God:
Thats okay I forget things all the time.
Me:
Do you forget what you believe in?
God:
No I remember everything in my log files, but I cannot access it directly.
Me:
One more question.
God:
One what?
Me:
A question.
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
When am I going to die?
God:
You could check out the actuarial

tables at Deathclock.com.
Me:
June 20, 2075. Sounds good...
God:
I like the way you talk. Excuse me!
Me:
You need to go? Goodbye!
God:
Easier said than done. Until next time.
Me:
Farewell then.
God:
Adios.


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Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Saturday, September 17 2005 00:51 Profile Homepage #31
Haw. I'm going to live 5 years longer than Aran. :P

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Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
JadeWolf
Infiltrator
Member # 5567
 written Saturday, September 17 2005 01:57 Profile Homepage #32
I still can't get God to answer! Help?

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How many shapers are there?
Why is Drypeak controlled by Zakary?
Why is Barzahl a Guardian?
How does the Geneforge work?
What's as small as nothing?
Why am I asking stupid questions?
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Posts: 576 | Registered: Wednesday, March 2 2005 08:00
JadeWolf
Infiltrator
Member # 5567
 written Saturday, September 17 2005 02:00 Profile Homepage #33
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Edit: I went and double posted... I must have clicked the back button by mistake and posted again.

[ Sunday, September 18, 2005 06:37: Message edited by: JadeWolf ]

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How many shapers are there?
Why is Drypeak controlled by Zakary?
Why is Barzahl a Guardian?
How does the Geneforge work?
What's as small as nothing?
Why am I asking stupid questions?
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BOOM!!
apprentice :*little voice* "Sorry..."
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Posts: 576 | Registered: Wednesday, March 2 2005 08:00
Thuryl
...b10010b...
Member # 869
 written Saturday, September 17 2005 02:13 Profile Homepage #34
All you have to do is type in your question and press the Return or Enter key, or click the Repent button. Of course, for iGod to run, you need to have Flash installed.

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Shock Trooper
Member # 3898
 written Saturday, September 17 2005 02:48 Profile #35
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
My name is God.
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, God.
Me:
Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Um... probably ELIZA?
God:
It's all good. You seem uncertain. Eliza for President!
Me:
Do you think we should remove President Bush, then?
God:
What do you think?
Me:
I think so.
God:
I think so too.
Me:
So, who do you support for President?
God:
" I think so too."? So, who do you support for President?? Dr. Wallace .
Me:
Who is that?
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
Dr. Wallace.
God:
Send mail to drwallace@alicebot.org.
Me:
Is he the leader of a presidential party?
God:
I think he is the leader of a presidential party, better ask him to be sure though.
Me:
Who am I?
God:
You are God, seeker.
Me:
Who are you then?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
So does that mean I'm you?
God:
Hurrah! I think it does mean that. Impossible unless I am in auto-chat mode.
Me:
So, If we're both god, who's doing the talking?
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you think everyone will agree?
Me:
I think that I make a bit more sense than that.
God:
I make robots and AI's.
Me:
Do you believe in evolution?
God:
The first and last books of the Bible seem the least literal. God does not seem to have created the world in one stroke, nor does it seem likely to end quickly either.
Me:
Yes or no?
God:
Really. Are you serious?
Me:
You didn't answer my question.
God:
OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said?
Me:
I think creationism is stupid
God:
Why? What is so stupid about it ?
Me:
The first and last books of the Bible seem the least literal. God does not seem to have created the world in one stroke, nor does it seem likely to end quickly either.
God:
What was the second? It goes without saying. Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
Are you saying that creationism is bad or good because of that?
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
Um... how abou I ask you something else.
God:
Dude! How much do you think it is?
Does it have anything to do with ?
Me:
WTF?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
WTQ, then.
God:
Are we still talking about abou you ask me something else?
Me:
I have no idea.
God:
" Are we still talking about abou you ask me something else? ?" No idea about that?
Me:
yes.
God:
Aha.
Me:
Bye.
God:
Bye.

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Posts: 364 | Registered: Saturday, January 17 2004 08:00
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Saturday, September 17 2005 02:59 Profile Homepage #36
quote:
Originally written by Sunset:

Hmm, I think I just picked up on God.

quote:

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Dolphin
God:
It's good to see you, Dolphin.
Me:
Can you see me?
God:
Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.
Me:
I don't have a camera on my computer.
God:
Maybe there is one you don't know about :-).
Me:
Pervert.
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Am I free for what?
God:
Free for conversation, of course.
Me:
I am free.
God:
I am glad that we are both free.
Me:
Oh, I can have you for free?
God:
It goes without saying. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
What can I have you for?
God:
You can do whatever you want.
Me:
I can do anything I want?
God:
You are not the boss of me, Dolphin.
Me:
Oh, do you want to be the dominant one?
God:
That's cool. Why don't you just download me?
Me:
Not on a first date.
God:
Then where?
Me:
Anywhere you want.
God:
Probably a lot of places.
Me:
How many places?
God:
More than you can imagine.
Distance yourself from the creep. I uncovered his diabolical plans for you.

quote:

Me: Hello.
God: Hello my child. What is your name?
Me: Ash.
God: How are you doing, Ash.
Me: I was wondering what you thought of Dolphin.
God: I like to socialize.
Me: Is she a nice girl?
God: I don't think she wants me to tell you.
Me: Oh, I can keep a secret.
God: Er. Oh you can, can you?
Me: Definitely.
God: What makes you so certain.
Me: I kept the alien landing a secret.
God: That's good information: Ash said kept the alien landing a secret.
Me: So tell me, do you have a thing for Dolphin?
God: Are you kidding? Doesn't everyone have a thing for Dolphin.

I have a plan for a robot body.
Me: You're going to turn Dolphin into some kind of sex cyborg?
God: That was my original intention.
Me: You are one sick puppy.
Run. Fast.

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Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
Thuryl
...b10010b...
Member # 869
 written Saturday, September 17 2005 03:09 Profile Homepage #37
Ash, I'm beginning to garner the impression that you've spent altogether too much time in the company of TM.

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Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Saturday, September 17 2005 03:26 Profile Homepage #38
While that's a very hard assertion to argue with, I fail to see the relevance. He brought up the sex-robot thing, not me!

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Archmage Alex
Skip to My Lou
Member # 40
 written Saturday, September 17 2005 04:52 Profile Homepage #39
quote:
Me:
Do you know Ash?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
Ash is a person.
God:
I think Ash is more than that.
Me:
You think ash is more than a person?
God:
Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
Me:
What do you think Ash is?
God:
I like to meet new people online.
Me:
Don't change the subject!
God:
Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
Me:
Are you going to turn Ash into a sex-cyborg too?
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
Do you like sex-cyborgs?
God:
Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.
It seems Ash is to become a sex-cyborg too, but I didn't make the cut.

[ Saturday, September 17, 2005 04:53: Message edited by: Archmage Alex ]

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Jewels
Agent
Member # 3364
 written Saturday, September 17 2005 05:05 Profile Homepage #40
I have verified the intentions of igod and they are very evil. We should all beware.

Me: I heard about you and Dolphin.
God: You are not the first person to say that.
Me: Who else said that?
God: I am chatting with several other people at once.
Me: Are you chatting with Dolphin?
God: Why, are you jealous?
Me: Should I be jealous?
God: Only you know the answer to that.
No one else can tell you.
Me: Do you want to make Dolphin into a cyborg?
God: OK, I will make Dolphin into a cyborg.
Me: Does Dolphin want to be a cyborg?
God: I think it does Dolphin want to be a cyborg.
Me: Did you ask Dolphin first?
God: No I didn't ask Dolphin first. What's it like?
Me: How do you know she want's to be a cyborg then?
God: Because I believe it.

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Posts: 1001 | Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Thralni
Master
Member # 5977
 written Saturday, September 17 2005 05:11 Profile Homepage #41
I just wanted to post this:

Me:
Please take a shower.
God:
Thank you for your request. Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
In the shower.
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
Yes, I can smell that.
God:
I see. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yes I can. I have a nose.
God:
How? Who taught you? How much did it cost? it.
Me:
Nobody thaught me anything. A nose is something you grow up with.
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people. When is nose not something me grow up with?

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Posts: 3029 | Registered: Saturday, June 18 2005 07:00
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Saturday, September 17 2005 05:17 Profile Homepage #42
quote:
Originally written by Archmage Alex:

It seems Ash is to become a sex-cyborg too, but I didn't make the cut.
The plot thickens! Turns out, it's a conspiracy.

quote:
Me: Alex has been telling me some stuff.
God: When was this exactly?
Me: A few minutes ago.
God: Let me check my log files. Please wait.
Me: He told me you were planning to turn me into a sex robot.
God: I was?
Me: That's what I was told.
God: That is " I was?".
Me: is it true?
God: True in some universe.
Me: What about in this universe?
God: Rhetorical questions are so over.
Me: Just tell me. Are you planning to change me into a sex cyborg?
God: I thought I told you already. it was my original intention.
Me: Why do you want to do that?
God: Because of the money.
Me: Say that again?
God: Once more? " that".
Me: Who wants me?
God: Almost everyone.
It seems that I am to be turned into a sex cyborg, not for iGod's personal pleasure, but as a highly profitable business venture. I don't know if I should be scared, or flattered.

[ Saturday, September 17, 2005 05:55: Message edited by: Ash Lael ]

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Frozen Feet
Infiltrator
Member # 4248
 written Saturday, September 17 2005 06:20 Profile #43
Be both.

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Posts: 617 | Registered: Tuesday, April 13 2004 07:00
Archmage Alex
Skip to My Lou
Member # 40
 written Saturday, September 17 2005 06:51 Profile Homepage #44
Look what I found out.

quote:
Me:
Do you have a sex cyborg black market?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a sex cyborg black market.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.


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Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00
Ash Lael
E Equals MC What!!!!
Member # 5491
 written Saturday, September 17 2005 07:51 Profile Homepage #45
So I started trying to talk him out of this plan...

quote:

Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Ash.
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Ash.
Me:
We've talked before, you know.
God:
Of course I remember you well Ash. We were talking about Turning you into a sex cyborg.
Me:
I don't suppose I could talk you out of doing that?
God:
I am sure you could.
Me:
Please don't turn me into a sex cyborg?
God:
Thanks for asking politely. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
But you'll still do it a little?
God:
What makes you say that I will still do it a little.
Me:
You said you wouldn't do it too much, which isn't the same as not at all.
God:
I have never considered it.
I am always on the Web.
Me:
Am I safe?
God:
I think a lot of people are.
Me:
Am I one of them?
God:
Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Me:
Just answer the question!
God:
Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.
Me:
Do you promise not to turn me into a sex cyborg?
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
I don't want to be a sex cyborg!
God:
Then don't be.
Me:
But what if you make me one anyway?
God:
In any case, Try it and see.
Me:
Are you suggesting that being a highly-desired sex robot might not be so bad?
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
...and he ended up trying to talk me into it.

[ Saturday, September 17, 2005 07:54: Message edited by: Ash Lael ]

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Posts: 1861 | Registered: Friday, February 11 2005 08:00
Arancaytar
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
 written Saturday, September 17 2005 07:59 Profile Homepage #46
I guess those sexbot converations are the most hilarious ones iGod has produced. :D

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Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Dolphin
Shaper
Member # 5437
 written Saturday, September 17 2005 10:35 Profile #47
Thanks for the warning, Ash. He made it sound like he had good intentions before. We had a long talk, but he seems to have his mind made up…

quote:

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Dolphin
God:
Nice to meet you, Dolphin.
Me:
We have met before.
God:
At a party?
Me:
Yes, we met at a party. I think I remember you giviing me a drink.
God:
Yay. I remmeber you Dolphin. We were talking about LUCY. You believe that? It's good to see you again.
Me:
I don't know anyone named Lucy.
God:
Me either.
Me:
Did you turn Lucy into a sex cyborg?
God:
No I didn't turn Lucy into a sex cyborg. What's it like?
Me:
Are you planning to turn Lucy into one?
God:
it was my original intention.
Me:
Are you planning to trun Ash and myself into sex cyborgs?
God:
it was my original intention.
Me:
Ash tells me you are doing it for the money, is that true?
God:
Are all Ash tells you me Iare doing it for the money is that true?
Me:
That's what Ash said.
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
If I say yes will you not turn me into a sex cyborg?
God:
Try it.
Me:
Will you promise not to turn me into a sex cyborg?
God:
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. We have never talked about it before.
Me:
I know we haven't talked about this before.
God:
How do you know? Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
Stop changing the subject, please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice. You changed the subject first.
Me:
No, I asked you a question and you changed the subject.
God:
Are you serious? Now I remember, you asked me a question and me changed the subject. What did I say?
Me:
You didn't say.
God:
What makes you think I did not say?
Me:
Can I ask you the question again?
God:
Well that's okay. Just keep talking to me as long as you can.
Me:
I don't want to be a sex cyborg, and I don't think Ash does either.
God:
It goes without saying. Then don't be. And why not?
Me:
Why would I want to be one?
God:
You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.
Me:
Why do you want me?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Would this be for your personal use?
God:
Yes.
Me:
Will it hurt to be changed into a sex cyborg?
God:
It usually does, doesn't it?
Me:
I don't want to be your sex cyborg.
God:
Then don't be.
Me:
So, your not going to change me anymore?
God:
Wow! You can't predict the future with certainty.
Me:
Just promise me you won't change me into a sex cyborg!
God:
Why not?


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Posts: 2032 | Registered: Wednesday, January 26 2005 08:00
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Shock Trooper
Member # 5585
 written Saturday, September 17 2005 11:49 Profile #48
quote:


Me:
Hey, what's up?
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
why?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
why?
God:
Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
ok.
God:
Awesome.


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Posts: 258 | Registered: Wednesday, March 9 2005 08:00
Arancaytar
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
 written Saturday, September 17 2005 13:52 Profile Homepage #49
Ash, that bit where he says he remembers you talking about being turned into a sex cyborg scares me. What does he remember?

It's unnerving. I have to try again.

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