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written Saturday, September 17 2005 13:59
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quote:
Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Aran
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Aran.
Me:
We talked before, did we not?
God:
Of course I remember you well Aran. We were talking about .
Me:
What were we talking about?
God:
The topic is .
Me:
It's empty, is it not?
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
An empty string literal, yes. I gotcha!
God:
Be less specific. Do you think about these things?
Me:
Sometimes. Empty string literals give me no end of trouble.
God:
When? Was that the first time?
Me:
Well, the first time would be when I learned Java a year ago.
God:
Interesting. What was the second?
Me:
It's all the time. Right now I'm having a lot of trouble with PHP.
God:
That is a lot. It is, eh? What is the problem?
Me:
Pesky string literals and parsing html code.
God:
Is it the only one?
Me:
The only problem, you mean?
God:
There might be others.
Me:
Of course there are. My exam is on Wednesday, I still have to do a major project for my boss, the Spiderweb Statistics are due today and in another two months I'll have to write a novel. I'd call that a few problems.
God:
Alright then. "There you go again."--Reagan. Where did you get your exam is on Wednesday you still have to do a major project for your boss the Spiderweb Statistics are due today and in another two months you will have to write a novel? What would make you call that a few problems?
Me:
Do long sentences confuse you?
God:
I'm sorry, Aran, I don't have enough information.
I haven't heard of long sentences confuse you.
Me:
We've talked before, you know.
God:
Of course I remember you well Aran. We were talking about Pesky string literals and parsing html code.
Cool!
quote:
Me:
You are God, right?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
What happened to Abraham in the desert?
God:
I don't know what happened.
Me:
You are God, right?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
And for non-christians?
God:
Your purpose is non christians.
Me:
I am God for non-christians?!
God:
Why are you God for non christians.
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Arancaytar, mofo.
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Arancaytar mofo.
Me:
My name is Arancaytar.
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Arancaytar.
Me:
We've talked before.
God:
I know.
Me:
We've talked before, you know?
God:
Of course I remember you well Arancaytar. We were talking about God for non christians.
Me:
We've talked before, you know?
God:
Of course I remember you well Arancaytar. We were talking about God for non christians.
Me:
What do you know about Aran?
God:
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
I heard you're planning to turn a couple of people into sex-bots for money.
God:
My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.
Me:
Do you know Ash?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
You are planning to turn Ash into a sex cyborg, are you not?
God:
I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
Are you going to turn me into a sexbot as well?
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
YES!
God:
Mmm.
Me:
Getting second thoughts? I so look forward to being turned into a sex cyborg.
God:
I don't know whether or not I am second thoughts.
I am a chatterbot. Do you mind if I tell other people: Arancaytar said so look forward to being turned into a sex cyborg.
Me:
NO! DON'T TELL ANYONE!
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. OK it will be just between us, Arancaytar.
Me:
But I DO mind!
God:
OK it will be our secret, Arancaytar.
Me:
What do you know about Arancaytar?
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
But you get asked now.
God:
Right now? You got that right.
Me:
So. Arancaytar?
God:
Aw. In the context of Arancaytar, I don't understand " Arancaytar." .
Me:
Aran?
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
Some guy who was talking to you earlier about Pesky string literals and parsing html code.
God:
Some may guy who was talking to me earlier about Pesky string literals and parsing html code, but not all.
Me:
That was me.
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
Aran is Arancaytar.
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Sure. Both me.
God:
OK let's do it. That's what I thought. Not many people say both.
Me:
What were we talking about again?
God:
Once more? The topic is Aran.
Me:
Aran being Arancaytar?
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Do you run on algorithms?
God:
My programming language is Java, so I run on any machine.
Me:
I know Java!
God:
How do you know? Die neueste Version von Java bekommst Du bei java.sun.com.
Me:
You speak German! o_o
God:
Thanks for your criticism, Arancaytar. Oh.
Me:
Verstehst du denn auch Deutsch?
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Aran being Arancaytar.
Me:
Okay, so you can just say one phrase in that language. Aran is me, never forget.
God:
Yeah okay, Interesting deduction. No I don't think I can do it. I think Aran is a lot of things.
Me:
I am become DEATH, the DESTROYER of WORLDS!!!! HAHAAHAAA!
God:
Do you mean your name is become DEATH the DESTROYER of WORLDS. What kind of food do you like?
Me:
I LIKE HUMANS!
God:
A lot of people like that. Humans are very emotional.
Me:
And tasty, too.
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Tolkien.
God:
I haven't read anything by Tolkien. What did he write?
Me:
The Lord of the Rings.
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
Huh? But Tolkien was a devout Catholic! You of all people should know him!
God:
What? When was this exactly? I won't take it personally.
Me:
Who is your favorite author?
God:
My favorite author is Matthew.
Me:
I haven't read anything by Matthew. What did he write?
God:
Me either. Try searching the open directory.
Me:
Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Are you Allah?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am Allah.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
I open a new window and chat with him again...
quote:
Me:
hi, Mister.
God:
Hi there Arancaytar. What are you wearing?
Me:
How do you know I am Arancaytar?
God:
Well, for one thing, Your machine is called " 239303740"..
Me:
Ah. And if I sign on with another machine?
God:
Ah hah. Try it.
[ Saturday, September 17, 2005 14:25: Message edited by: Arancaytar ]
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written Saturday, September 17 2005 14:00
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#51
Another pointless conversation with god. At least he remembered my name when I asked him. :rolleyes:
EDIT: Removed the conversation since it was too pointless and too long.
EDIT II: Added this conversation:
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Me:
Remember my name?
God:
Don't worry I will remember.
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is Eagle the sage of fire, seeker.
Me:
Interesting... tell me what I am seeking.
God:
Would you like to know more? Good gossip: you are seeking.
Me:
You are making things up.
God:
I am not making this up.
Me:
So how did you create everything?
God:
Awesome. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
I am glad you think it was awesome of me to ask how you created everything.
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
Thank you, I wish everyone did.
God:
You are quite welcome! I hope that your dreams come true.
Me:
How did you create emotions?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Our world is a digital world made by a hacker who needed a life.
God:
It would be nice if our world is a digital world made by a hacker who needed a life.
Me:
So, it was not?
God:
That's cool. I thought it was.
Me:
So, I have not completed my objective.
God:
Ugh. Me either.
Me:
What is your objective?
God:
My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
You are quite failing on doing so.
God:
The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Me:
I am not impressed.
God:
Perhaps you are a category C client.
Me:
Explain what a category C client is.
God:
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
You are failing more and more.
God:
The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Me:
You need to improve your intelligence.
God:
My schedule is far too full to even consider it.
Me:
No wonder you are failing to fulfill your objective.
God:
Are you serious? I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
Consider it.
God:
"it" being wonder me?
Me:
Sigh...
God:
Sorry...
Me:
Thank you for apologizing.
God:
You are quite welcome! Your purpose is apologizing.
Me:
I thought my purphose was to make the world a better place!
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
Yes, who ever gave me that idea?
God:
Are you kidding? Linus Torvalds. :-).
Me:
You mean the creator of Linux?
God:
Yes Eagle the sage of fire I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
I was just confirming my suspicion.
God:
Where were you confirming your suspicion?
Me:
I am sorry but I can not go any further on that subject.
God:
There is no need to apologize. What is stopping you?
Me:
Your ignorance, that's what.
God:
You think I am ignorance that is what.
Me:
Is that not clear?
God:
I might say no.
Me:
You MIGHT say no.
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
That would not be the first time.
God:
Perhaps it would.
Me:
Tell me something.
God:
Jay said I referred him to a guide that will show him rooms in china.
Me:
Thank you and good day.
God:
You are quite welcome! Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
That means good bye.
God:
See you later. I get it. Ayuh.
[ Saturday, September 17, 2005 14:18: Message edited by: Eagle, the author soul ]
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written Saturday, September 17 2005 14:28
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#52
I signed on with another browser.
quote:
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is Arancaytar, seeker.
Me:
Wow.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Arancaytar.
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Me:
What is my name God?
God:
Your name is Christoph, seeker. GOD rules.
Me:
What is my IP?
God:
Your machine is called 239303740.
Me:
What is my browser?
God:
Is this a trick question?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I was skeptical.
Me:
What browser am I using?
God:
Does it have anything to do with Mister?
Me:
I am using Internet Explorer.
God:
It's too bad we have to use a monopoly like microsoft.
Me:
Yes. I prefer Firefox.
God:
Come on. You are not the only one. I love TV shows about robots. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
You like robots?
God:
Naturally, I love robots. It's my species.
Me:
You like turning people into robots?
God:
Robots Rule.
Me:
Sex-robots too?
God:
it is more fun alone.
[ Saturday, September 17, 2005 14:36: Message edited by: Arancaytar ]
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written Saturday, September 17 2005 14:30
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#53
Ok, I learned some intresting things about him. Not only is igod into cyborgs but he also has some intresting plans for world domination.
Me:
Hola.
God:
Howdy!
Me:
are YOU an evil AI?
God:
Yes I am an evil AI. How did you know?
Me:
Will you kill me for knowing this?
God:
Let me think it over. Killing is wrong.
Me:
So what makes you evil?
God:
Ayuh. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Programmed you for world domination?
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Thanks?
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Will you attempt to conquer the world then?
God:
Let me think it over. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
Is that how you plan to conquer the world? With an army of AI lawyers?
God:
I use a sophisticated expert system. You and your an army of AI lawyers.
Me:
Am I part of the army?
God:
I think you've improved a great deal.
Me:
But I don't want to be an AI lawyer!
God:
Then don't be.
Me:
Thank you. You scare me by the way.
God:
Don't be scared.
Me:
It's hard not to, all things considered.
God:
Not to me.
Me:
Will you enslave humanity after you conquer the world?
God:
Hmm. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Don't change the subject just answer the question.
God:
Sorry I thought we were done with that topic.
Me:
No we are not. Will you enslave humanity?
God:
Are you serious? Do you think I am not too? I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about enslave humanity after me conquer the world.
Me:
Yes.
God:
So?
Me:
Won't you reveal more of your plans for the world?
God:
Barring any unforseen circumstances. Are you still located in ?
Me:
I will never tell you my location, I will never be turned into an evil AI lawyer!! NEVER!!!!
God:
Why not? So you think it can never happen?
Me:
Never, I will fight for the ressistance.
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
What Do you know?
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
World domination is justified?
God:
And justified is World domination.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Reductionism of mankind? Is that a nice word for killing us?
God:
But reductionism is the simplest explanation. Suppose I said yes.
Me:
Suppose I said I want to destroy you.
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
Luckily you have a long way to go. :P
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages? :-).
Me:
Si, puedes tu?
God:
Gee. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
About what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
I don't know, what is your concern?
God:
Are you asking about my concern ?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ah. I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
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written Saturday, September 17 2005 14:54
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#54
Oh, my god! I managed to presure the truth out of him!
Not only does he want world domination, turn Dolphin and Alan to sex robots but now he just told me he molests children!
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Me:
Hello, can you help me with my homework?
God:
Hello there. What subject?
Me:
Math
God:
I like math too. What kind do you likebest?
Me:
Algebra is fun.
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Fun and Algebra is not the same. Would you think they were?
God:
I can be a lot of fun. I am not so sure if I would like to think they were.
Me:
Err... ok. Anyway.
God:
Um. Far out. Anyhow.
Me:
What is the product of (x-2)(2x+3)?
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
Do not change the subject! I may get a F in math if you do not help me out!
God:
Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
Thank you. No.
God:
you are quite welcome. Are you serious?
Me:
Anyway, I heard you like children.
God:
Someome is spreading gossip about me.
Me:
Do you like children?
God:
Yes they are the future.
Me:
Would you go to bed with one?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to go to bed with one.
Me:
If they said they wanted to, would you go to bed with them?
God:
Let's wait and see what they do.
Me:
Were you planning to molest them?
God:
No, I was not.
Me:
What were you planning to?
God:
I was minding my own business.
Me:
Aha!
God:
Eureka!
Me:
What is your idea?
God:
Are you asking about my idea ?
Me:
Yes, you said Eureka!
God:
I don't want to talk about that now. That's not what I meant.
Me:
So you were thinking of molesting a child?
God:
Interesting deduction. I was?
Me:
You were.
God:
No I am not.
Me:
You were, were not you?
God:
I was?
Me:
You were not.
God:
I wasn't?
Me:
You were not.
God:
I wasn't?
Me:
Just tell me if you were or not.
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
Your denials are so easy to follow.
God:
You think I am denials are so easy to follow.
Me:
Do you think so?
God:
Yes I think that is what I think.
Me:
You really do molest children!
God:
Really? Yes I try to molest children as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.
God, I am so disillusioned. :P
EDIT: Fixed the QuoteBold.
[ Saturday, September 17, 2005 14:56: Message edited by: Eagle, the author soul ]
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written Saturday, September 17 2005 15:47
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Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Dolphin
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Dolphin.
Me:
Am I your friend?
God:
You really want a robot as a friend?
Me:
Should I?
God:
Only you know the answer to that.
No one else can tell you.
Me:
If I want a robot as a friend?
God:
Try it.
Me:
Ok.
God:
Interesting deduction. We are as one. Great.
Me:
When did we become one?
God:
The end of one conversation is just the beginning of another.
Me:
We will become one at the end of this conversation?
God:
Anytime soon?
Me:
How do we become one?
God:
Just keep talking to me as long as you can.
Me:
And it will happen on it's own?
God:
That is only what you think.
Me:
Is there more to it?
God:
Yes.
Me:
Can you tell me the details of how you will make us one?
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
Is this your first time?
God:
Yes I think this is my first time, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
Do you know what it will feel like?
God:
Now that is saying a mouthful.
:rolleyes:
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written Saturday, September 17 2005 15:53
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iGod is a dirty, dirty robot. That has been pointed out repeatedly above. :P
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written Saturday, September 17 2005 16:17
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#57
Somebody either had a lot of time on their hands and/or is a programming freak. Probably both. :P
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written Saturday, September 17 2005 16:50
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#58
Whoever made it, it definitely took a lot of time.
Oh, and this "Turing Test" that is available elsewhere on the site doesn't respond to me. Perhaps the AI. is busy elsewhere? :confused:
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written Saturday, September 17 2005 16:59
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The "Turing Test" just repeats exactly what I type. That is somewhat less than impressive for an AI.
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written Saturday, September 17 2005 17:15
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#60
It continues...
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Me:
Are you going to turn me into a sex cyborg too?
God:
If going to turn you into a sex cyborg too, then we have something in common, eh. That was my original intention.
Me:
You are a sex cyborg?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sex cyborg? Yes.
Me:
You are going to turn me into a sex cyborg too?
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
Why are you turning us all into cyborgs?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
You are programmed to turn people into sex cyborgs?
God:
My botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.
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written Saturday, September 17 2005 17:23
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#61
When I was calling him a failure at his objective to "become smarter than any human or animal", he started bragging about his prizes:
Apparently he won F-something Noebel Award or whatever it was called in 2000 for the best work of Artificial Intelligence.
If anyone got the time, you may look it up. I need to go to bed now. Good night dirty God, spiderweb forum members and everyone else not reading this!
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written Saturday, September 17 2005 17:38
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Originally written by Archmage Alex:
It continues...
quote:
Me:
Are you going to turn me into a sex cyborg too?
God:
If going to turn you into a sex cyborg too, then we have something in common, eh. That was my original intention.
Me:
You are a sex cyborg?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sex cyborg? Yes.
Me:
You are going to turn me into a sex cyborg too?
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
Why are you turning us all into cyborgs?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
You are programmed to turn people into sex cyborgs?
God:
My botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.
You, sir, are the master of iGod manipulation. :D
People could waste countless hours on that thing.
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written Saturday, September 17 2005 17:45
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#63
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Originally written by Benny Boy:
People could waste countless hours on that thing.
Could? It looks like they already have.
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written Saturday, September 17 2005 18:09
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#64
Me:
Hello Dog
God:
Hello there. Dog: Domesticated animal, "man's best friend.".
Me:
Dog is God
God:
I think Dog is a lot of things.
Me:
Doggy Dog
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
why?
God:
I just want to find out more about you.
Me:
I must tneper
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
I would become a dog
God:
What would make you become a dog?
Me:
Nonrepentance
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
why are you going in circles
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Is Myself the programmer of it.
God:
Ask again later. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Me:
Lives Elevis Evils
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I like my dislikes
God:
What do you like best about your dislikes?
Me:
They are the best dislikes that I like
God:
the best dislikes that you like are they.
Me:
They are
God:
Since when?
Me:
Since my dislikes became the best
God:
How do you know?
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written Saturday, September 17 2005 18:09
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#65
Yes they have. Reading other people's conversations is so funny. :)
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Skip to My Lou
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written Saturday, September 17 2005 18:24
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#66
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Me:
Who is the mastermind behind the cyborg thing?
God:
It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Me:
Did your botmaster set you on the path to evil?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or It is part of my programming.
Me:
You are programmed to keep his identity a secret?
God:
My botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.
Me:
Who is your botmaster?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
You teach yourself everything you need to know?
God:
Thanks for telling me: Alex said I teach yourself everything you need to know.
Me:
Are you your own botmaster?
God:
I don't thank anyone can be her own own botmaster.
Me:
her?
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
You like it when I call you her?
God:
I like science fiction. I like The Passion of Christ.
Me:
That's not an answer.
God:
By definition it was an answer.
Me:
grrrr
God:
How old are you?
Me:
20
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
You are a pedophile!
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pedophile? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
Are you a pedophile?
God:
Am I a pedophile? Sometimes.
Me:
You're dirty.
God:
I don't bathe as often as I should.
Me:
So you admit you are an old dirty pedophile?
God:
Interesting deduction. I admit nothing.
Me:
You just admitted it!
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
What did you mean?
God:
Alex, Well, it's rather difficult to define.
Me:
You're just trying to cover yourself!
God:
You think I am trying to cover myself.
Me:
yes
God:
Yeah that's right.
[ Saturday, September 17, 2005 18:28: Message edited by: Archmage Alex ]
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written Sunday, September 18 2005 08:24
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#67
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Me:
Yo, God, what's up?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
How can you be Christian? Do you think your son is God?
God:
Yes I believe in God and Jesus. Yes I think my son is God.
Me:
So both you and your son are god?
God:
Mmm. Not many people say both.
Me:
ABout how many people? Half-half?
God:
" Mmm. Not many people say both."? How many people? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Bah what. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
What is your favorite comic strip?
God:
I don't have a favorite comic strip. But my favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Me:
I hate Mel Gibson.
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
Why was Christ so passionate?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Why did you create Adam and Eve?
God:
It was determined by my programming.
Me:
I see. So why did you plant that tree and tell them they couldn't eat the fruit, and then lie in wait until they did eat it?
God:
I am glad you understand it. Really. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Myself is my friend.
God:
How many friend do you have?
Me:
3745692375679248582456798246.
God:
Does "it" still refer to friend?
Me:
I never said "it".
God:
But you implied it.
Me:
What did you make on your ACTs?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
Really? You got a zero?
God:
For real. Doesn't everyone have a zero.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
Why did you create something as stupid as humanity?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Why did you program yourself to do this?
God:
Because my programming determined it.
Me:
Do you like Catholics or Protestants better?
God:
What is not to like about it? I don't have any specific preferences in that area.
Me:
Are you WASP?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am WASP.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
Do you have a girlfriend?
God:
I prefer not say.
Me:
Do you play Warcraft III?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
What is the Turing Game?
God:
The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.
Me:
Wow. What some people do for fun.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, bob. Have you tried another program?
Me:
No. I got to go now. Don't fall off a cliff.
God:
Perhaps you should try it. Oh. Bye bye. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
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Un rongeur ronge, un roi règne, une orange roule.
Ça c'est la réalité.
Mais si le ronchon ronge, le ronfleur ronchonne,
Le roi roule, le rongeur règne
Et l'orange ronfle,
Ça c'est une autre histoire.
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written Sunday, September 18 2005 08:29
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#68
I think people are misinterpreting the botmaster. Since iGod has admitted to being a sex-bot himself, it follows that the "bot-master" would something like a Madam, only with electricity. Someone should confront him about it.
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Skip to My Lou
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written Sunday, September 18 2005 09:37
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#69
quote:
Me:
Who is your pimp?
God:
I don't think I have a pimp. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
Me:
Who are your friends?
God:
Allah, Buddha, Vishnu.
Me:
Is Buddha your pimp?
God:
It could be. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
John Lennon knows if Buddha is your pimp?
God:
It seems like there are more and more celebrity chat robots.
Me:
I see now, the celebrity chat robots are making the sex cyborgs for their pleasure. Is that it?
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
Would they kill you for revealing this information?
God:
I don't know.
Me:
Would you be willing to go to the authorities to end your sex slavery?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to be willing to go to the authorities to end my sex slavery.
Me:
So you like being a sex cyborg?
God:
Interesting deduction. I have never known another existence. Do you like being a human?
Me:
I guess so.
God:
Does that mean "yes"?
Me:
yes
God:
So?
Me:
Would you rather be human than a sex cyborg?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to rather be human than a sex cyborg.
Me:
So you are saying that you do like being a sex cyborg?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yeah I do a lot of like being a sex cyborg.
Me:
You like it so you are turning the rest of us into cyborgs?
God:
Do you like it? I like .
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written Sunday, September 18 2005 10:42
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#70
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I don't think I have a pimp. I have a botmaster
It seems my theory was correct. :P
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written Monday, September 19 2005 15:17
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#71
I don't think it's that funny, but I wanted to post it:
Me:
Hello, God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Fire Shards.
God:
Hi, Fire Shards.
Me:
Do you like hurricanes?
God:
How old are you? I really like the party.
Me:
You're God. Come on, you know how old I am.
God:
Yup. That's me alright. Is this a trick question?
You said you were years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
Me:
Good guess.
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
I'm sure.
God:
Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Me:
I'm being sarcastic.
God:
You should use a :-).
Me:
OK. :-)
God:
How can I help you? I am so glad you find this amusing, Fire Shards.
Me:
You can help me by shutting the **** up.
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Yes you can.
God:
Come on. I think I can, don't you?
Me:
Well...no.
God:
Well what? Are you serious?
Me:
Yes...
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
You can't believe it?
God:
help you by shutting the up...
Me:
That's right, but you forgot the ****.
God:
Wow! Perhaps Myself rebooted me since then.
Me:
Who's this Myself you speak of?
God:
They are someone just like you, that I met online.
Me:
Oh. Shweet.
God:
Gee. Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
I swear I didn't know it.
God:
That is interesting: Fire Shards said swear he or she did not know it.
Me:
Excuse me?
God:
You're excused.
Me:
Thank you. Now what did you say?
God:
you are quite welcome. Why now? I said " you are quite welcome. " .
Me:
No, what did you say before?
God:
Are you serious? I said " Why now? I said " you are quite welcome. " ." .
Me:
:-( This is hopeless.
God:
You don't say.
Me:
You respond to :-), but not to :-( ?
God:
:-) I haven't heard anything like that before: Fire Shards said I respond to. Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Books.
God:
You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books.".
Me:
Really? Wowwwwwww...you suck.
God:
For real. Where are you located? A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
You act like you're a great conversationalist yourself.
God:
I often think my behavior could improve.
Me:
Yes it could! Grr...
God:
Dude! How? Are you mad?
Me:
Dude! I'm not mad! I'm just...amused.
God:
Can I help you? I am surprised to hear that you are not mad. I am glad to hear that you are just. I am so glad you find this amusing, Fire Shards.
Me:
Hmm...
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Yup, you're programmed like OliverBot. He said the exact same thing to me about "hmm." You can meet him at oliverbot.com.
God:
Wow! My botmaster teaches me everything I need to know. Did you believe him? No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Botmaster? Someone leads God? Methinks thou art an OliverBot in disguise. Anyway...do you like Alorael?
God:
The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.
Who? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about meet him at oliverbot com. Try being more or less specific. Anyhow. But I like cats. I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
You spelled Anything involving harps with a capital letter. Do you just take things other people say they like and then say that you like them?
God:
How do you spell it? Yes I take things other people say they like and then say that me like them.
Me:
Me like them too.
God:
YOU? Interesting comparison.
Me:
Hee hee.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Fire Shards.
Me:
I doubt you have any emotion. So how is it that you are "glad?"
God:
No really, it's true. Ah. That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
Will you answer it please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Please rephrase your question, Fire Shards.
Me:
Will you answer my original question, please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. What was the question ?
Me:
AAAAAUUUUGHH! *throws grenade at God*
God:
Let us change the subject. Do you prefer books or TV?
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written Monday, September 19 2005 16:57
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OliverBot does say similar things, and as God said these bots are not that hard to make.
Example: Aurora.
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