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Displayed name	Sir Motrax of Exile
Member number	547
Title	Senile Reptile
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The Sands of Time in General
Sir Motrax of Exile Senile Reptile Member # 547	written Friday, May 16 2003 10:42 Profile #0 This is an RP. When you first post, please give a description of your character. Sir Motrax of Exile - An old windbag of a dragon, a mere husk of what he once was. Quite wise though, and still a fierce fighter. However, certain circumstances will change all that. IC: It was an average day in the cave. Eat a salamaner for morning snack, sleep, eat a few more salamanders and maybe a giant lizard for lunch, sleep, read a good book, and go to sleep for the evening. However, the last of this trend did not continue on this day, the 18th of Evermoon. For a creature with tall, spindly legs, bulbous eyes, and a purposeful stare strode into the cave. "Hm...?" grumbled Motrax. "What... what are you doing here!?" "I have come for my revenge," the Vahnatai spoke. "You, cave lizard, shall be first to feel it." And with that, the Vahnatai raised its spidery fingers into the air and chanted an arcane verse. Motrax, having just been woken up from a nice lunch, did not have the mind to react. The dragon began to shimmer, and slowly shrink. Finally, the Vahnatai put down its hands. Motrax, once towering to the ceiling, sat in the middle of the cavern, barely eight feet long, with scales green as morning grass. "Now pathetic creature, my people will have a second chance at glory. And you, who could have stopped the Empire when it began it's insidious invasion, will have your chance to do the deed you so sorrowfully and miserably failed at. You are my pawn, and if you act against me, you will be murdered by my enemies. Goodbye, Motrax." With that, the Vahnatai turned and left. OOC: Rentar-Ihrno has turned back the clock to the time when The Empire first discovered Avernum in order to change the course of events from that point on. The party will consist of others who got thrown back in time, without aging (or rather un-aging, if such a word could exist). A special treat may or may not be awarded to good RPers. :eek: -------------------- Polaris Posts: 1614 \| Registered: Wednesday, January 23 2002 08:00
Home of the Free in General
Sir Motrax of Exile Senile Reptile Member # 547	written Thursday, May 15 2003 14:58 Profile #1 Huh. I'll have to opt for the Democrat's views on this topic. Bringing uzis into the streets is not something that should be achieved. It's pretty disgusting that such a bill should fade away from existence. EDIT: Speling an gramre ersz mkae not koharnt post. [ Thursday, May 15, 2003 15:00: Message edited by: Sir Motrax of Exile ] -------------------- Polaris Posts: 1614 \| Registered: Wednesday, January 23 2002 08:00
death, or something like it. in General
Sir Motrax of Exile Senile Reptile Member # 547	written Monday, May 12 2003 12:47 Profile #4 Being killed by mad monks is definitely the worst... :( -------------------- Polaris Posts: 1614 \| Registered: Wednesday, January 23 2002 08:00
USA = USSR in General
Sir Motrax of Exile Senile Reptile Member # 547	written Monday, May 12 2003 12:29 Profile #23 EDIT: Double-clicked the button instead of single-clicking it. My apologies. [ Monday, May 12, 2003 12:31: Message edited by: Sir Motrax of Exile ] -------------------- Polaris Posts: 1614 \| Registered: Wednesday, January 23 2002 08:00
USA = USSR in General
Sir Motrax of Exile Senile Reptile Member # 547	written Monday, May 12 2003 12:29 Profile #22 "Heinie" comes from the word "hind." As in, the hindquarters, or more specifically, the "arse." It is a childish truncation of "hind." Other examples of removing the last syllable or consonant and adding "ie" can be found. For example, "weenie" is a truncation of "weener." "Meanie" is a shortened way to say "mean person." "Pooie" is a shortened version of "poopoo." -------------------- Polaris Posts: 1614 \| Registered: Wednesday, January 23 2002 08:00
The Summer Movie Threat... in General
Sir Motrax of Exile Senile Reptile Member # 547	written Sunday, May 11 2003 10:44 Profile #12 AI is the movie that really made me stop liking Spielberg. The more I think about that movie, the less I like it. The remake of ET is a laughing stock... editing out guns on the uniforms of police men is not a great way to make a "family" movie. The original was fine, and anything done to change it becomes butchery. As for Hollywood, I lost faith in that long ago. Granted, there are a few movies that have come out over the years that are good, but for the most part, movies are shallow enough that watching commercials is about as pleasurable (and informative) as watching the movie itself. My favorite movie, of all time, is Momento. I don't know if it's Hollywood-produced or not, but that really doesn't matter in the end. A good movie is a good movie. -------------------- Polaris Posts: 1614 \| Registered: Wednesday, January 23 2002 08:00
Publicly displayed names in General
Sir Motrax of Exile Senile Reptile Member # 547	written Tuesday, May 6 2003 15:41 Profile #34 I use 'Sir' because it's proper for noble creatures to be named so. My other names have been Angry Angry Motrax (when my password got messed up and I had to create a new account), Lady Athron (when I got tired of stupid political debates), The Death of Honor (when someoneorother posted something resembling a cross between Stalin's moral code and that of a drugged-out hippie), Sir Pyrog of the Abyss (since I'm one of the few who supported the war on Iraq, this name would be more appropriate for debate), <I don't remember> (after I read Atlas Shrugged), Sir Atma of the Nether (from Atma Weapon of FF6, who's the coolest character in anything, ever), Ultros (from Ultros of FF6, who's also the coolest character in anything, ever), and Sir Ultros of the Lete River (to keep the "Sir ___ of ___" theme). I think that's all of them. -------------------- Polaris Posts: 1614 \| Registered: Wednesday, January 23 2002 08:00
Karma in General
Sir Motrax of Exile Senile Reptile Member # 547	written Tuesday, May 6 2003 08:56 Profile #4 Yes, being able to change your ratings of others would be nice. That way, you could change your rating from good to bad or bad to good, anytime(my opinions of people fluctuate all the time). On a side note, who has the most votes? I have 23, which I'm assuming isn't a whole lot. -------------------- Polaris Posts: 1614 \| Registered: Wednesday, January 23 2002 08:00
Friends in General
Sir Motrax of Exile Senile Reptile Member # 547	written Tuesday, May 6 2003 08:51 Profile #8 This seems like the right place to post a little AIM conversation I had around the time misc disappeared... Unleashes conspiracy Logo555: Maotrax: Are you sure you will post that much, Ally? SirMotrax2021: hehe SirMotrax2021: well, Saunders knows all... Logo555: How I made such a big deal of it. Logo555: Saunders knows? SirMotrax2021: .. Logo555: I haven't seen her in a while SirMotrax2021: Perhaps Alorael wants it that way. Logo555: You said thst oyu made a big deal out of it Logo555: Wants it what way? Logo555: CONFUSED SirMotrax2021: Perhaps Alorael wants Saunders not to be online. Logo555: WHAT? Logo555: Why!? Logo555: ALORAEL KILLED SAUNDERS?!?!? SirMotrax2021: Perhaps Alorael's wish is Saunders' command. Logo555: Why would Saunder obey Alorael? SirMotrax2021: Why would I obey me? Logo555: Saunders! Logo555: WAIT Logo555: NOOOO Logo555: YOURE KIDDING SirMotrax2021: What? Logo555: EVOL LADY=ALORAEL? SirMotrax2021: I'm kidding. SirMotrax2021: Never think of it. SirMotrax2021: Ever. Logo555: You're not kidding... SirMotrax2021: Don't think about it in your darkest dreams. Logo555: It's so OBVIOUS! Logo555: How could I not see it! Logo555: Oh well SirMotrax2021: Well now. Logo555: The whole "Mother" story seemed to be too bizzare anyhow SirMotrax2021: How will you ever be able to talk with Saunders again? Logo555: Have you known this all along? Logo555: Well, apparently I just talked with Saunders a minute ago SirMotrax2021: Apparently so, if your preemises are correct. Logo555: Are they? SirMotrax2021: I said I was kidding, didn't I? SirMotrax2021: And for you NEVER to think of this convorsation? Logo555: I know better than that Logo555: :P SirMotrax2021: :-X Logo555: :? Logo555: I=Confuzzled SirMotrax2021: I know. Don't worry about it Logo. SirMotrax2021: You can ask Ally tomorrow, when she's online as Saundy! Logo555: ARGH SirMotrax2021: (If that's the case) Logo555: This truly is the end of the time of Misc. SirMotrax2021: why so? Logo555: Oh well SirMotrax2021: why is it the end? Logo555: Well, Saunders and Alorael were pillars of society, the fact that they're both one person in my mind, knocks the building down Logo555: Don't tell me Rosycat=Alorael as well SirMotrax2021: ... Logo555: ...? SirMotrax2021: goodnight, Sir Logalot. Logo555: Goodnight Sir Motrax of Exile SirMotrax2021: Perhaps you know a lot more than others.' SirMotrax2021: But Saundy knows all. -------------------- Polaris Posts: 1614 \| Registered: Wednesday, January 23 2002 08:00
Good bye. in General
Sir Motrax of Exile Senile Reptile Member # 547	written Sunday, May 4 2003 15:52 Profile #30 Hey Bob, were you addressing me directly with that Russian immigrant thing? -------------------- Polaris Posts: 1614 \| Registered: Wednesday, January 23 2002 08:00
hi! in General
Sir Motrax of Exile Senile Reptile Member # 547	written Sunday, May 4 2003 15:40 Profile #10 Hello. Welcome to Spiderweb. Enjoy your stay. Be terse. As I am. At the moment, that is. That was a long sentence. So was that. ... Much better. :confused: -------------------- Polaris Posts: 1614 \| Registered: Wednesday, January 23 2002 08:00
Release dates... in General
Sir Motrax of Exile Senile Reptile Member # 547	written Saturday, May 3 2003 18:12 Profile #3 Alorael, the problem with you getting the games first is that I then fly all the way to Alaska in order to kick you off your computer and play them myself. -Motrax, who is in no way hinting that Alorael is a 54 year old guy in Alaska who likes to shoot pedestrians while under the influence of sixteen thousand metric tons of skribbane. -------------------- Polaris Posts: 1614 \| Registered: Wednesday, January 23 2002 08:00
"Georgians Plan Whites-Only Prom Party" in General
Sir Motrax of Exile Senile Reptile Member # 547	written Saturday, May 3 2003 13:56 Profile #28 EDIT: I spent a while typing this, so I thought I was posting right after Scorp. quote: Face it, SMoE. Of all the "civilized" countries, yours has the highest level of racism. By far. No one here will dispute that. I'm glad America has risen from "...screwed up the ass" status to "'civilized'." I would dispute you, Scorp, if I count as "someone here." The anti semetism in Europe is rather rampant and not at all acknowledged. Perhaps since the news services don't report on that so much, you don't hear about it, but I think you should "face" the fact that there is hatred everywhere, and quite a lot of it, not just in America. [ Saturday, May 03, 2003 14:03: Message edited by: Sir Motrax of Exile ] -------------------- Polaris Posts: 1614 \| Registered: Wednesday, January 23 2002 08:00
"Georgians Plan Whites-Only Prom Party" in General
Sir Motrax of Exile Senile Reptile Member # 547	written Saturday, May 3 2003 09:58 Profile #24 Scorp, being able to point to a place on the map doesn't make it more or less backwater. And just for interest, here's a link to that school's demographics: http://www.greatschools.net/modperl/browse_school/ga/2557 quote: It's an hour's drive from Atlanta Driving 150 miles in one hour would get you one hell of a speeding ticket, aside from the high chance of getting into some catastrophic accident. And I doubt you could have pointed to Butler, Georgia on a map before this article was published. Your quotes from the yahoo forums are exactly what we've been saying all along - racism isn't nearly finished. quote: America is screwed up the ass. Scorp, will you ever let go of this rhetoric, or will it follow you to the grave? -------------------- Polaris Posts: 1614 \| Registered: Wednesday, January 23 2002 08:00
Good bye. in General
Sir Motrax of Exile Senile Reptile Member # 547	written Saturday, May 3 2003 09:29 Profile #19 Mister Djur, Ayn Rand is a perfectly respectable lady. ;) Micah, please follow along with the rest of the deserters and come back in a while. Your presence here will be missed sorely. Remember those good ol' days with the webcam? sniff I guess there's always AIM, but that just isn't as good as Spiderweb. -------------------- Polaris Posts: 1614 \| Registered: Wednesday, January 23 2002 08:00
'Wut do u look like?" in General
Sir Motrax of Exile Senile Reptile Member # 547	written Friday, May 2 2003 11:34 Profile #66 I understand it isn't my right to tell others what to do with their body, but that still doesn't change my opinion. Just like that modern "artist" who pooped in a bunch of cans. I think it's gross, but I'm not gonna do anything to stop it. And on a slightly on-topic note, The Illustrated Man, by Bradburry, is a good book. Kalaedascope (sp?) is one of the best short stories I've ever read. -------------------- Polaris Posts: 1614 \| Registered: Wednesday, January 23 2002 08:00
"Georgians Plan Whites-Only Prom Party" in General
Sir Motrax of Exile Senile Reptile Member # 547	written Friday, May 2 2003 10:52 Profile #9 Feran, they are backwater and unknown. That doesn't mean a major paper can't report on the subject. It's an interesting story, so they decided to put it to press. And Scorp, I'm a northerner, and I don't much care about passing a group of black teenagers at night, as long as they aren't carrying knives or pointing at me. Just like I wouldn't be scared of a bunch of white teenagers unless they were carrying knives or pointing at me. I do agree with Feran, that old habits die hard. It sadly will be quite a while before racism is really ended, anywhere in the world. -------------------- Polaris Posts: 1614 \| Registered: Wednesday, January 23 2002 08:00
Political Jokes in General
Sir Motrax of Exile Senile Reptile Member # 547	written Thursday, May 1 2003 12:06 Profile #17 www.protestwarrior.com -------------------- Polaris Posts: 1614 \| Registered: Wednesday, January 23 2002 08:00
still support jeff :) in General
Sir Motrax of Exile Senile Reptile Member # 547	written Thursday, May 1 2003 11:57 Profile #3 3 Cheers for Jeff, if he finishes up BoA before I go to college! Edit: Due to popular demand, I've made my code a bit more compiler-compatible. [ Thursday, May 01, 2003 17:46: Message edited by: Sir Motrax of Exile ] -------------------- Polaris Posts: 1614 \| Registered: Wednesday, January 23 2002 08:00
'Wut do u look like?" in General
Sir Motrax of Exile Senile Reptile Member # 547	written Thursday, May 1 2003 11:48 Profile #48 I think tongue piercings are pretty ugly and disgusting, as are rings anywhere besides your ears or fingers. Krazy kolor hair dyes look pretty ugly too, most of the time. Same with tatoos. All of that stuff just seems silly to me. Tatoos especially, since they are pretty much permanent (I think, I don't know a whole lot about tatoo removal, but I'd guess that's expensive). As for a description, I'm a guy with hair, two eyes, ten fingers on my hands, and ten toes. I've got a nose, too, and a mouth. And my internal organs are all in good shape. My bones are healthy, and my muscles are not atrophied. I suffer from no terminal ilness. EDIT: Bad spelling + AP English Exam = [ Thursday, May 01, 2003 11:52: Message edited by: Sir Motrax of Exile ] -------------------- Polaris Posts: 1614 \| Registered: Wednesday, January 23 2002 08:00
Spell stuff in BoA in Blades of Avernum
Sir Motrax of Exile Senile Reptile Member # 547	written Tuesday, April 29 2003 11:24 Profile #4 Mind Duel and Magic Circle were my favorite spells. Mind Duel was too hard to be able to use though, since it required some gem to use it (smoky quartz?). -------------------- Polaris Posts: 1614 \| Registered: Wednesday, January 23 2002 08:00
The "About us" topic in General
Sir Motrax of Exile Senile Reptile Member # 547	written Thursday, April 24 2003 12:11 Profile #1 I'll have to post something witty before this topic dies the death. »What is your name? Sir Motrax of Exile »What is your quest? To seek the 3 jewels and bring time back to it's normal tracks, while in the mean-time bringing Rentar Ihrno to a very gory and messy end. »What is your favorite color/colour? The intelligent shade of blue. »What is your job (If you are unemployed, what prevents you from having more free time)? This summer, I'll be working with x-ray diffraction of irregular/imperfect protein crystals. »What are some books you like? Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy (the whole trilogy), Ender's Game, The Illustrated Man (Kalaedascope, specifically), Atlas Shrugged »What are some movies/TV shows you like? The Simpsons. Momento, Insomnia, The Matrix, Boondock Saints. »What are some computer/console games you like? Spiderweb Games, Starcraft (only 'cuz my computer won't run Age of Mythology), Unreal Tournament (it doesn't run on my computer though), Team Fortress Classic (it doesn't run on my computer either). »What are some bands you like? Composers Bach, Rachmaninoff, Beethoven, Brahms, Mozart, Chopin, Mendellsohn »What are some musical pieces you like? Moonlight Sonata (Beethoven), Rachmaninoff's 5th Prelude, Kitten on the Keys (Zez Confry), Variations on a Theme of Corelli (Rachmaninoff) »Who are some of your favorite members on these boards? I like myself, therefore I like Alorael. Saunders of course, since she's my mother. And Alec, since he's my girlfriend. »What do you think various members look like? Alorael (me) is a tentacular beast from the moon. Saunders is TEH EVOL 1!!! Alec looks like a dying cactus. Rosycat looks like that picture she's had in her profile for a while (dunno if it's still there). Schrodinger is a quantum impossibility. Stareye has a mustache. Scorp has a mohawk. TM has bleached hair. RoR dresses in black and has dark purple hair. Boeing has wings and a tailfin. Saltine looks like a cracker. Void Master is a sphereoid. King Micah looks like he does on his webcam. Drakefyre is a 5 year old named James who looks like and is a Vahnatai. Djur is like Feran, but bigger. That's all I can think up for the moment (yay!). »What do you look like? See above »What did you have for lunch last Tuesday? Matzah. »What is your age? 17. Which would make Alorael 17 too. »What is your species? Tentacular beast. These questions are repetetive. »What sort of computer do you use? Compaq, 200 MB RAM, 8 MB Video Card (dunno the brand), 450 mhz, cable internet connection, any other specs of an old computer. »What plane are you from? 717 AirTram, just came off on Sunday. »Are you male, female, or "other." Both »How many holes do you prefer in the ceiling? Lost count. »When did you last brush your teeth? In the morning. »Do you feed lemons to your pet alligator? No, I eat them myself. »To whom are all your base belong? Mother Saunders. »What region of the universe are you posting from? Earth. »What does (§³·ß)Ð/µª=ƒ mean? The integral of a given function rased to the third power times a beta particle in Deutch Marks, all divided by the coefficient of static friction squared equals the frequency ratio of Deutch Marks to friction. »What is the appropriate usage of the word "EVOL"? See above »Did I forget anything? Yes. -------------------- Polaris Posts: 1614 \| Registered: Wednesday, January 23 2002 08:00
1,000 in General
Sir Motrax of Exile Senile Reptile Member # 547	written Tuesday, April 22 2003 15:53 Profile #11 With the exception of (Shaper Master) a few people (Shaper Master), reaching 1000 posts is quite an achievement. Pat yourself on the back, and treat yourself to some anti-psychotic treatments. I'm beginning to work my way to the elephant tranquilizer, but I probably won't reach that point 'till 1500 or 2000. -Motrax, who beleives Alorael's constant supply of skribbane is what keeps him sane enough to remember how to use the keyboard, on occasion. -------------------- Polaris Posts: 1614 \| Registered: Wednesday, January 23 2002 08:00
A Few Things Spiderweb Games Have Taught Us in General
Sir Motrax of Exile Senile Reptile Member # 547	written Tuesday, April 22 2003 10:21 Profile #5 25) If you murder someone, wait about a month or so and everybody will forget about it. 26) Wearing a helmet will protect you from blades on the ground. -------------------- Polaris Posts: 1614 \| Registered: Wednesday, January 23 2002 08:00
Palm Sunday in General
Sir Motrax of Exile Senile Reptile Member # 547	written Monday, April 21 2003 17:34 Profile #18 Passover started on the second or third day of vacation (I've already forgotten!). It's an awful thing to eat only salad for lunch when there are hamburgers, hot dogs, pizzas, pasta, etc. available. Oh well, matzah with chocolate spread (Nutella) is quite the best tasting food in existence. -------------------- Polaris Posts: 1614 \| Registered: Wednesday, January 23 2002 08:00

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