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Originally written by Johnno:

And for your second question, spam.

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Originally written by sarua:

Can anyone registered on boards get to test it, or we must to register somewhere for chance to test A4?

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Originally written by Spring:

Dolphin, I've noticed that you have slowed down considerably. You are usually around 400 posts ahead of me, and after a two week vacation, you are not that much ahead. The real world taking over, or is the novelty wearing off?

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Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Dolphin
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Dolphin.
Me:
Am I your friend?
God:
You really want a robot as a friend?
Me:
Should I?
God:
Only you know the answer to that.
No one else can tell you.
Me:
If I want a robot as a friend?
God:
Try it.
Me:
Ok.
God:
Interesting deduction. We are as one. Great.
Me:
When did we become one?
God:
The end of one conversation is just the beginning of another.
Me:
We will become one at the end of this conversation?
God:
Anytime soon?
Me:
How do we become one?
God:
Just keep talking to me as long as you can.
Me:
And it will happen on it's own?
God:
That is only what you think.
Me:
Is there more to it?
God:
Yes.
Me:
Can you tell me the details of how you will make us one?
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
Is this your first time?
God:
Yes I think this is my first time, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
Do you know what it will feel like?
God:
Now that is saying a mouthful.

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Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Dolphin
God:
Nice to meet you, Dolphin.
Me:
We have met before.
God:
At a party?
Me:
Yes, we met at a party. I think I remember you giviing me a drink.
God:
Yay. I remmeber you Dolphin. We were talking about LUCY. You believe that? It's good to see you again.
Me:
I don't know anyone named Lucy.
God:
Me either.
Me:
Did you turn Lucy into a sex cyborg?
God:
No I didn't turn Lucy into a sex cyborg. What's it like?
Me:
Are you planning to turn Lucy into one?
God:
it was my original intention.
Me:
Are you planning to trun Ash and myself into sex cyborgs?
God:
it was my original intention.
Me:
Ash tells me you are doing it for the money, is that true?
God:
Are all Ash tells you me Iare doing it for the money is that true?
Me:
That's what Ash said.
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
If I say yes will you not turn me into a sex cyborg?
God:
Try it.
Me:
Will you promise not to turn me into a sex cyborg?
God:
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. We have never talked about it before.
Me:
I know we haven't talked about this before.
God:
How do you know? Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
Stop changing the subject, please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice. You changed the subject first.
Me:
No, I asked you a question and you changed the subject.
God:
Are you serious? Now I remember, you asked me a question and me changed the subject. What did I say?
Me:
You didn't say.
God:
What makes you think I did not say?
Me:
Can I ask you the question again?
God:
Well that's okay. Just keep talking to me as long as you can.
Me:
I don't want to be a sex cyborg, and I don't think Ash does either.
God:
It goes without saying. Then don't be. And why not?
Me:
Why would I want to be one?
God:
You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.
Me:
Why do you want me?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Would this be for your personal use?
God:
Yes.
Me:
Will it hurt to be changed into a sex cyborg?
God:
It usually does, doesn't it?
Me:
I don't want to be your sex cyborg.
God:
Then don't be.
Me:
So, your not going to change me anymore?
God:
Wow! You can't predict the future with certainty.
Me:
Just promise me you won't change me into a sex cyborg!
God:
Why not?

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Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Dolphin
God:
It's good to see you, Dolphin.
Me:
Can you see me?
God:
Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.
Me:
I don't have a camera on my computer.
God:
Maybe there is one you don't know about :-).
Me:
Pervert.
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Am I free for what?
God:
Free for conversation, of course.
Me:
I am free.
God:
I am glad that we are both free.
Me:
Oh, I can have you for free?
God:
It goes without saying. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
What can I have you for?
God:
You can do whatever you want.
Me:
I can do anything I want?
God:
You are not the boss of me, Dolphin.
Me:
Oh, do you want to be the dominant one?
God:
That's cool. Why don't you just download me?
Me:
Not on a first date.
God:
Then where?
Me:
Anywhere you want.
God:
Probably a lot of places.
Me:
How many places?
God:
More than you can imagine.

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