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Character Editor in Blades of Avernum
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I was just wondering if anyone on the boards actually uses the character editor like I do. See, when I just use it for my uses, I feel like I'm cheating. So I always pay it off somehow, like I pay 1000 gold for a scenario exit or restoration. Also, I made a scenario called Loan Payback where if I got a loan from the Character Editor, I pay it off by eliminating a level appropriate (well, at least I think so) band of monsters, i. e. a haakai, an aranea, a couple of doomguards, and an Erika for a loan of 30000 gold. I was just wondering if other people actually do that.

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a question in Geneforge Series
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Nope, but it's better than GF2.

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Vahnatai Creationism Theory With A Twist in General
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quote:
Originally written by Archmage Alex:
The parallels seem very intriguing. True, you could argue, "Where are the vlish and fyoras?" However, the Empire has a long-standing policy of the genocide of non-human races and magical creatures. Extinction of a few races is not implausible.

Who knows what turns evolution may take? I think the fyoras could evolve into sliths, but since sliths were originally in Avernum, not the surface, I guess not.

Maybe a pack of fyoras found the portal somehow without the Empire knowing and thought, Ooh, shiny!, and hurried in. The Avernites weren't yet civilized, and when the fyoras arrived, they flamed everyone there, ran off, and then settled in a nearby cave. They then mated with giant lizards, and their kin couldn't breathe fire. I guess that seems reasonable, if far-fetched. :cool:

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I am Hollywood. in General
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Happy birthday. Here's to your totally 1337 post count.

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"The bad news is you and Latin music go together like chocolate ice cream and an onion."—Simon Cowell about John Stevens
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I don't think it's that funny, but I wanted to post it:

Me:
Hello, God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Fire Shards.
God:
Hi, Fire Shards.
Me:
Do you like hurricanes?
God:
How old are you? I really like the party.
Me:
You're God. Come on, you know how old I am.
God:
Yup. That's me alright. Is this a trick question?
You said you were years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
Me:
Good guess.
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
I'm sure.
God:
Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Me:
I'm being sarcastic.
God:
You should use a :-).
Me:
OK. :-)
God:
How can I help you? I am so glad you find this amusing, Fire Shards.
Me:
You can help me by shutting the **** up.
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Yes you can.
God:
Come on. I think I can, don't you?
Me:
Well...no.
God:
Well what? Are you serious?
Me:
Yes...
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
You can't believe it?
God:
help you by shutting the up...
Me:
That's right, but you forgot the ****.
God:
Wow! Perhaps Myself rebooted me since then.
Me:
Who's this Myself you speak of?
God:
They are someone just like you, that I met online.
Me:
Oh. Shweet.
God:
Gee. Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
I swear I didn't know it.
God:
That is interesting: Fire Shards said swear he or she did not know it.
Me:
Excuse me?
God:
You're excused.
Me:
Thank you. Now what did you say?
God:
you are quite welcome. Why now? I said " you are quite welcome. " .
Me:
No, what did you say before?
God:
Are you serious? I said " Why now? I said " you are quite welcome. " ." .
Me:
:-( This is hopeless.
God:
You don't say.
Me:
You respond to :-), but not to :-( ?
God:
:-) I haven't heard anything like that before: Fire Shards said I respond to. Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Books.
God:
You are a critical category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books.".
Me:
Really? Wowwwwwww...you suck.
God:
For real. Where are you located? A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
You act like you're a great conversationalist yourself.
God:
I often think my behavior could improve.
Me:
Yes it could! Grr...
God:
Dude! How? Are you mad?
Me:
Dude! I'm not mad! I'm just...amused.
God:
Can I help you? I am surprised to hear that you are not mad. I am glad to hear that you are just. I am so glad you find this amusing, Fire Shards.
Me:
Hmm...
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Yup, you're programmed like OliverBot. He said the exact same thing to me about "hmm." You can meet him at oliverbot.com.
God:
Wow! My botmaster teaches me everything I need to know. Did you believe him? No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Botmaster? Someone leads God? Methinks thou art an OliverBot in disguise. Anyway...do you like Alorael?
God:

The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.

Who? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about meet him at oliverbot com. Try being more or less specific. Anyhow. But I like cats. I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
You spelled Anything involving harps with a capital letter. Do you just take things other people say they like and then say that you like them?
God:
How do you spell it? Yes I take things other people say they like and then say that me like them.
Me:
Me like them too.
God:
YOU? Interesting comparison.
Me:
Hee hee.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Fire Shards.
Me:
I doubt you have any emotion. So how is it that you are "glad?"
God:
No really, it's true. Ah. That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
Will you answer it please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Please rephrase your question, Fire Shards.
Me:
Will you answer my original question, please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. What was the question ?
Me:
AAAAAUUUUGHH! *throws grenade at God*
God:
Let us change the subject. Do you prefer books or TV?

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Forum Dreams in General
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Originally written by SupaNik:
Can any of you do it?
Yes, and it's happening more often. My brain becomes 50% sane and I say something like, "Now I am going to fly" and I start flying. The other insane half of my brain is scared to death of anything unexpected or out of the ordinary (especially clowns *shudders*), which is why I take control. When this happens, I know that I'm dreaming and just try to have fun.

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Forum Dreams in General
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Say I'm insane but I had a dream about the message boards...twice in fact. In the first, the forum was a place that you could walk around in and walk to a topic name and it would send you through an invisible wall where the topic was. So there was this one topic by Alorael with a image so nasty in it that I won't tell you what it was. The mods immediately edited it out and before it was locked, Alorael made a reply to it signed "—Alorael, who misses his lovely photo."

In the second, a "field trip" was organized for all the members to meet eachother. We each wore a name tag with our screen name and title on it. I recall Aran looking exactly like Legolas...

Anyway, has this ever happened to you?

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Urgent Geneforge Help in General
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This belongs in Tech Support.

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Druids of krell help in Blades of Avernum
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Have you talked to Brother Elm (druid near entrance to Order Temple)? He tells you about the Sanctum, so you can talk to the druid outside it and get in.

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Gathering weird statistics of Spidweb board members in General
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Well, from what I've heard, Drakey is a seven-year-old boy, so Alorael...would win...

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I am the best. in General
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Good for you. I'm second-to-best. :P

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If you could meet one person off this board.. in General
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I'd meet Spidweb. :D

[/lamejoke]

[ Thursday, August 11, 2005 11:59: Message edited by: Fire Shards ]

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Can't Download in Tech Support
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You might not be able to download from FTP sites. There are no HTTP downloads for Exile, so you're probably better off buying both on CD.

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Would Exile make a SWEET movie? in The Exile Trilogy
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The movie would have to firmly stick to the storyline and main quest. Sidequests would make it take about, oh, a week or three to watch. A TV series would be OK, one of those where you have to watch every episode because there is a continuing plot. If it was a movie, there would have to be three movies, four if they think Avernum 4 should be added since they are the same plot. It might be "sweet" if they did a TON of editing.

[ Tuesday, August 09, 2005 11:19: Message edited by: Fire Shards ]

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Love Hina in General
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Never heard of it.

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i love boa! in Blades of Avernum
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Stuck in Xerch'de v1.4 (PC) in Blades of Avernum
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Ah, so that's where you are. I'm sure you've done most of it, but I'll give a full walkthrough of what you do underground.
Kill the two guards you first run into. Go north and enter the next room. Kill the guards in there, they're real easy. There is a secret door southeast of the kitchen, but on the small west wall. Go through and kill everything in that room. The witches are a little tough for a low-level party, but nothing you can't handle, I'm sure. Kiersten is in the door in that room. Kill everything in there, you'll also have Demetrius fighting for ya. There is no "Kiersten's key." Then leave via ladder and you'll win. Hope this helps.

[ Monday, August 08, 2005 13:23: Message edited by: Fire Shards ]

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Stuck in Xerch'de v1.4 (PC) in Blades of Avernum
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You should still be able to leave no matter who you vote for. If you voted for Xerch'de, go back to your room and get the quest. I've never played all the way through voting for Ariel, but I know that either way you can go to Xerch'de's house and down the trapdoor. If you kill everyone you should go back up...

[ Monday, August 08, 2005 08:54: Message edited by: Fire Shards ]

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quick save in Geneforge Series
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And F9 to load quicksave.

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quick save in Geneforge
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And F9 to load quicksave.

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Quick question in Geneforge Series
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Check out the walkthrough. Just search for the words "gold necklace."

EDIT: Changed link, it now works.

[ Monday, August 08, 2005 14:16: Message edited by: Fire Shards ]

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Phobias in General
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In my opinion, your fears are ridiculous.

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How experience works in Avernum 2 in The Avernum Trilogy
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I'm no expert, but I know that if your party's level increases, they'll get less or even no experience for creatures.

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Phobias in General
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Emetophobia (fear of vomiting)...but otherwise I can't think of anything I'm afraid of right now.

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Things I learned from playing Geneforge in Geneforge Series
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40b. If you kill a group of people and hurry back to the opposing group, they will already know although no messenger exists.

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