Gathering weird statistics of Spidweb board members

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Frozen Feet Infiltrator Member # 4248	written Wednesday, August 31 2005 05:59 Profile #0 Aka, a totally pointless poll. But I still desperately want to know what people will answer to these :D Poll Information This poll contains 10 question(s). 71 user(s) have voted. You may not view the results of this poll without voting. function launch_voter () { launch_window("http://www.ironycentral.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=poll;d=vote;pollid=ozCdVObCQaoo"); return true; } // end launch_voter function launch_viewer () { launch_window("http://www.ironycentral.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=poll;d=view;pollid=ozCdVObCQaoo"); return true; } // end launch_viewer function launch_window (url) { preview = window.open( url, "preview", "width=550,height=300,toolbar=no,location=no,directories=no,status,menubar=no,scrollbars,resizable,copyhistory=no" ); window.preview.focus(); return preview; } // end launch_window -------------------- Somebody PLEASE turn the heat on. Posts: 617 \| Registered: Tuesday, April 13 2004 07:00
We Didn't Shard of Fire Infiltrator Member # 4826	written Wednesday, August 31 2005 06:55 Profile #1 Well, from what I've heard, Drakey is a seven-year-old boy, so Alorael...would win... -------------------- "The bad news is you and Latin music go together like chocolate ice cream and an onion."—Simon Cowell about John Stevens Posts: 458 \| Registered: Friday, August 6 2004 07:00
Bender Bending Rodriguez Shock Trooper Member # 3368	written Wednesday, August 31 2005 07:04 Profile #2 From what I've heard, Drakey is a vahnatai, so he would win. -------------------- "Like most of life's problems, this one can be solved with bending" Posts: 287 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Thralni Master Member # 5977	written Wednesday, August 31 2005 07:16 Profile Homepage #3 I don't know for sure, but if they would armwrestle and the table or whatever would colapse, so they don't have support for their arms anymore, they wouldn't win! instaed, i would take a pink puppet-duck, and give them both a big kiss! -------------------- Thralni's almighty Avernum pages: My webpage, containing scenario's and graphics made by me (And maybe someday the homepage of the almighty chicken gods). Click here for more information on Olga's fortune teller kiosk Olga's fortune teller kiosk has been temporarily closed down, but you can contact the prophet with a PM - Was signed by the prophet of the almighty chicken gods, gods of everything that is a chicken. Work has begun on the Nephilian grammar and vocabulary guide! Posts: 3029 \| Registered: Saturday, June 18 2005 07:00
Or else o'erleap. Law Bringer Member # 335	written Wednesday, August 31 2005 07:22 Profile Homepage #4 He is a very young vahnatai. The result of the competition really depends on how recently James has had his nap. I cannot correctly answer the second question. Don't use such language, please! The answer to how many times I can hit a target in ten seconds is once. That's all it takes. The first fusion reactors already have required a net input of energy. I have ten fingers, but they're not distributed evenly between hands. Nethergate! Now go throw your stuff in a pool and hope for blessings. —Alorael, who firmly believes that anything he says against Bush can and will be used against him. It goes without saying that it will be monitored. Therefore he chooses to say nothing at all. Posts: 14579 \| Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Frozen Feet Infiltrator Member # 4248	written Wednesday, August 31 2005 07:32 Profile #5 Somebody thinks my insanity can be cured by brain surgery. Hmmm, now that's intresting. Grabs his computer and runs away as fast as he can -------------------- Somebody PLEASE turn the heat on. Posts: 617 \| Registered: Tuesday, April 13 2004 07:00
Drakefyre Triad Mage Member # 7	written Wednesday, August 31 2005 07:45 Profile Homepage #6 Actually, I just want to slice open your skull. Also, 'kissa' means mouth. As in, "POW! Right in the kissa!" -------------------- "At times discretion should be thrown aside, and with the foolish we should play the fool." - Menander ==== Drakefyre's Demesne - Happy Happy Joy Joy desperance.net - We're Everywhere ==== You can take my Mac when you pry my cold, dead fingers off the mouse! Posts: 9436 \| Registered: Wednesday, September 19 2001 07:00
Nikki. Shaper Member # 3442	written Wednesday, August 31 2005 07:57 Profile Homepage #7 quote: Originally written by Drakefyre: Also, 'kissa' means mouth. As in, "POW! Right in the kissa!" This is only appropriate if your a big-time gangster though. I liked the last question... the lizards are controlling him. All of us in fact. Apparently. -------------------- "I am a living sign..." Thus endeth this post. Posts: 2864 \| Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00
Eldibs Lifecrafter Member # 1468	written Wednesday, August 31 2005 08:04 Profile Homepage #8 How many times can Alorael hit a moving target in ten seconds... Well it depends on his skill, the skill of the moving target, the type of sniper rifle, the distance between them, the intervening terrain, the weather, the quality of the scope, how well the scope is sighted in, and the caliber of the sniper rifle. How many fingers do you have... Well, I guess I'm the only one who can tell the difference between my fingers and my thumbs, because I voted 8, and everybody else voted 10 [ Wednesday, August 31, 2005 08:23: Message edited by: Eldibs ] -------------------- "We can learn a lot from crayons. Some are short, some are dull, some are sharp, some are tall. Some have funny names and they are all different colors, but they all learn to live in the same box." "Happy is the man that has wisdom and gets discernment. For having wisdom as gain is better than having silver as gain and having wisdom as produce is better than gold itself" Proverbs 3:14-3:15 The horrible part about life is, you'll never get out of it alive. Currently boycotting: AngelFire, GameFAQ's Everybody should go to this site at least once. Posts: 818 \| Registered: Tuesday, July 9 2002 07:00
Icshi Mongolian Barbeque Member # 1528	written Wednesday, August 31 2005 11:13 Profile #9 An impressive array of idiotic questions. :rolleyes: -------------------- The A.E. van Vogt Information Site My Tribute to the Greatest Writer of the Science Fiction Golden Age Posts: 907 \| Registered: Monday, July 15 2002 07:00
Arancaytar Law Bringer Member # 2984	written Wednesday, August 31 2005 11:54 Profile Homepage #10 quote: Originally written by Bender Bending Rodriguez: From what I've heard, Drakey is a vahnatai, so he would win. Vahnatai are known for nimbleness and magical power, not for beefy arms. I would win the wrestle between Drakey and Alorael, and Drakey would win the one between Alorael and me. The number of hits Alorael can score on a moving topic in any finite time interval is infinity. I hate George W Bush, and that he is a puppet doesn't change a thing. -------------------- The Encyclopaedia Ermariana <-- Now a Wiki! "Polaris leers down from the black vault, winking hideously like an insane watching eye which strives to convey some strange message, yet recalls nothing save that it once had a message to convey." --- HP Lovecraft. "I single Aran out due to his nasty temperament, and his superior intellect." --- SupaNik Posts: 8752 \| Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Norwegian Wood BANNED Member # 6074	written Wednesday, August 31 2005 12:43 Profile #11 Actually, I recomended the brain(or plastic?) surgery... :P -------------------- --------------------------------- Live long and prosper. Posts: 84 \| Registered: Wednesday, July 6 2005 07:00
The_Nazgul Infiltrator Member # 2940	written Wednesday, August 31 2005 13:08 Profile Homepage #12 Im curious, who are the guys that have less than 10 fingers, I hope they don't mind me asking but how did they loose their finers. (they don't have to answer if they don't want to or if they were just fooling around(sp?).) [ Wednesday, August 31, 2005 13:22: Message edited by: The_Nazgul ] -------------------- "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it through not dying." Posts: 469 \| Registered: Thursday, May 1 2003 07:00
Eldibs Lifecrafter Member # 1468	written Wednesday, August 31 2005 13:19 Profile Homepage #13 Nobody has 10 fingers. Everybody has 8 fingers and 2 thumbs (assuming they are not deformed or lost any fingers). A more appropriate question would be: "How many digits do you have?" [ Wednesday, August 31, 2005 13:24: Message edited by: Eldibs ] -------------------- "We can learn a lot from crayons. Some are short, some are dull, some are sharp, some are tall. Some have funny names and they are all different colors, but they all learn to live in the same box." "Happy is the man that has wisdom and gets discernment. For having wisdom as gain is better than having silver as gain and having wisdom as produce is better than gold itself" Proverbs 3:14-3:15 The horrible part about life is, you'll never get out of it alive. Currently boycotting: AngelFire, GameFAQ's Everybody should go to this site at least once. Posts: 818 \| Registered: Tuesday, July 9 2002 07:00
The_Nazgul Infiltrator Member # 2940	written Wednesday, August 31 2005 13:24 Profile Homepage #14 Aha...that explains it then. I forgot about that. :rolleyes: Edit: Someone has seven though... [ Wednesday, August 31, 2005 13:28: Message edited by: The_Nazgul ] -------------------- "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it through not dying." Posts: 469 \| Registered: Thursday, May 1 2003 07:00
Erika Maroonmark Shock Trooper Member # 5969	written Wednesday, August 31 2005 13:49 Profile #15 How many times Alorael can hit a moving target would be determined by whether or not he bounces and whether, after bouncing, he moves to the place where the target is now... right? -------------------- A C, an E flat, and a G walk into the Tower of the Magi. Ambrin runs up to them and says, "Hey, look! It's the Triad!" Kelner snorts and says "Pretty minor Triad if you ask me." Posts: 242 \| Registered: Thursday, June 16 2005 07:00
Sturg Master Member # 4614	written Wednesday, August 31 2005 14:10 Profile Homepage #16 Alorael can hit the target enough times, which is what I voted. Whether or not one is enough. I am proud to announce I do have 10 fingers evenly distributed among both hands. Anyone who motions otherwise is a liar. Alorael would beat Drakefyre in an arm wrestle, but if me and Alo went for it, Drakey would win. Makes sense, right? -------------------- -ben4808 For those who love to spam: CSM Forums RIFQ Posts: 3360 \| Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00
Error Shock Trooper Member # 5585	written Wednesday, August 31 2005 14:28 Profile #17 quote: Originally written by Eldibs: Nobody has 10 fingers. Everybody has 8 fingers and 2 thumbs According to wikipedia, the thumbs are indeed fingers. However, since Wikipedia is not neccisarily accurate, I also checked dictionary.com. One of the five digits of the hand, especially one other than the thumb. According to this definition, the thumb is a finger, although the word finger can be used to describe digits other than the thumb. -------------------- Important Information about Stuff Posts: 258 \| Registered: Wednesday, March 9 2005 08:00
Jewels Agent Member # 3364	written Wednesday, August 31 2005 18:02 Profile Homepage #18 Thumbs may be defined as fingers but they are the only fingers that are not called fingers by name. Index, middle, ring, and pinki all include finger. -------------------- "Even the worst Terror from Hell can be transformed to a testimony from Heaven!" - Rev. David Wood 6\23\05 "Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as you ever can." - John Wesley Posts: 1001 \| Registered: Tuesday, August 19 2003 07:00
Eldibs Lifecrafter Member # 1468	written Wednesday, August 31 2005 18:04 Profile Homepage #19 quote: One of the five digits of the hand, especially one other than the thumb. That would imply that a finger is a digit on the hand other than the thumb. Which would mean that the thumb is not a finger at all. But... it doesn't really matter, so, back on topic: quote: Vahnatai are known for nimbleness and magical power, not for beefy arms. But if Drakey was a Vahnatai, he could just cast a really strong weakness spell on Alorael, and a really strong strength spell on himself. [ Wednesday, August 31, 2005 18:08: Message edited by: Eldibs ] -------------------- "We can learn a lot from crayons. Some are short, some are dull, some are sharp, some are tall. Some have funny names and they are all different colors, but they all learn to live in the same box." "Happy is the man that has wisdom and gets discernment. For having wisdom as gain is better than having silver as gain and having wisdom as produce is better than gold itself" Proverbs 3:14-3:15 The horrible part about life is, you'll never get out of it alive. Currently boycotting: AngelFire, GameFAQ's Everybody should go to this site at least once. Posts: 818 \| Registered: Tuesday, July 9 2002 07:00
Thuryl ...b10010b... Member # 869	written Wednesday, August 31 2005 18:22 Profile Homepage #20 quote: Originally written by Eldibs: quote: One of the five digits of the hand, especially one other than the thumb. That would imply that a finger is a digit on the hand other than the thumb. Which would mean that the thumb is not a finger at all. "Especially" does not mean "exclusively". :P -------------------- My BoE Page Bandwagons are fun! Roots Hunted! Posts: 9973 \| Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00
Or else o'erleap. Law Bringer Member # 335	written Wednesday, August 31 2005 18:55 Profile Homepage #21 quote: From Merriam-Webster Main Entry: 1thumb Pronunciation: 'th&m Function: noun Etymology: Middle English thoume, thoumbe, from Old English thuma; akin to Old High German thumo thumb, Latin tumEre to swell 1 : the short thick digit of the human hand that is analogous in position to the big toe and differs from the other fingers in having only two phalanges, allowing greater freedom of movement, and being opposable to each of them... "Other fingers" implies that thumbs are fingers. —Alorael, who in any case sees no meaningful reason to distinguish between thumbs and non-thumb digits beyond opposability, which is quite apparent without declaring the thumb an entirely different kind of digit. Posts: 14579 \| Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
JadeWolf Infiltrator Member # 5567	written Wednesday, August 31 2005 21:59 Profile Homepage #22 This is funny poll. :D :D :) ;) :D -------------------- How many shapers are there? Why is Drypeak controlled by Zakary? Why is Barzahl a Guardian? How does the Geneforge work? What's as small as nothing? Why am I asking stupid questions? -------------------------------- Shaper teacher : "DON'T TOUCH THAT!" BOOM!! apprentice :little voice "Sorry..." --------------------------- Visit CSM !!! And this site is just great! Wow! Did you know what the answer to the gretest question ever is ? Posts: 576 \| Registered: Wednesday, March 2 2005 08:00
Spring Shaper Member # 5450	written Wednesday, August 31 2005 23:25 Profile Homepage #23 I have 10 digits, but only 9 toes. I was born without my little toe on my right foot. -------------------- I'll put a Spring in your step. Polaris Posts: 2396 \| Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00
Frozen Feet Infiltrator Member # 4248	written Thursday, September 1 2005 00:55 Profile #24 quote: Originally written by JadeWolf: This is funny poll. :D :D :) ;) :D Beware, or I'll make more of these! -------------------- Somebody PLEASE turn the heat on. Posts: 617 \| Registered: Tuesday, April 13 2004 07:00