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Displayed name	Kelandon
Member number	4045
Title	Off With Their Heads
Postcount	7968
Homepage	http://home.sanbrunocable.com/~tommywatts03/
Registered	Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00

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BoA is being Pic-y in Blades of Avernum Editor
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Tuesday, November 7 2006 20:52 Profile Homepage #14 I'm guessing that by "owt" he meant "aught," which is of course the opposite of "naught." -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
The SpiderWebWorld in General
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Monday, November 6 2006 18:06 Profile Homepage #70 quote: Originally written by i: It would, however, solve the question of who grows the most radishes...always been wondering about that.* Pervert. -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Click here for Scorpius' corn-dog in General
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Monday, November 6 2006 18:02 Profile Homepage #49 quote: Originally written by i: What can I do...Freud and a field of daisies, he'd probably say how I want my uncle or something. I dunno, he's twisted like that.* I don't trust that coke-head any farther than I can throw him. :P -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
BoA is being Pic-y in Blades of Avernum Editor
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Monday, November 6 2006 18:00 Profile Homepage #9 Hmm. Well, if the error still persists tomorrow, I'll try it on a PC at a friend's house. I can't even replicate the error right now. I am, by the way, placing the starting location for the scenario right next to the character who has this dialogue pic. There's a remote possibility that it has something to do with something that you do earlier in the scenario, but I don't know how. -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
BoA is being Pic-y in Blades of Avernum Editor
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Monday, November 6 2006 16:28 Profile Homepage #7 Nothing obvious comes to me as I look at it, and when I convert the graphics and try it on my Mac, it works just fine. Try starting the scenario over with a new party, maybe. -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
BoA is being Pic-y in Blades of Avernum Editor
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Monday, November 6 2006 15:23 Profile Homepage #4 If you want to e-mail me the scenario folder, I can look at it for you. Zip the folder and send it to tomwatts (at) berkeley (dot) edu . -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
To Battle in General
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Monday, November 6 2006 06:47 Profile Homepage #24 quote: Originally written by Emperor Tullegolar: Edit: Was this sufficiently out of character for me, Kelandon? No, you still suck. :P -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
To Battle in General
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Sunday, November 5 2006 21:28 Profile Homepage #8 The answer's probably no to all of these, because I'd be of little use as a grunt. I'd probably have to be an officer somehow, or a military tech researcher, or a translator, which I'd do in case of any dire need. -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Humans Only in General
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Sunday, November 5 2006 21:19 Profile Homepage #142 quote: Originally written by Emperor Tullegolar: Humor is not my thing, but seriously, if this isn't evidence of an incomming joke, then I must be truly hopeless: quote: I don't care, I have an opposable thumb, I get to make the rules. The thing is, it's no more absurd than most of the rest of what you say. -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Humans Only in General
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Sunday, November 5 2006 20:29 Profile Homepage #139 quote: Originally written by Emperor Tullegolar: I thought the joke would be abundantly obvious as I shifted my views constantly and said inflammatory things When have you ever not shifted your views constantly and said inflammatory things? In order for a joke like this to be funny, you have to provide some evidence that you're joking. Watch Thuryl; he's great at this, far better than you are. -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Learnin' me my letters. in General
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Sunday, November 5 2006 11:42 Profile Homepage #5 1) UC Berkeley. (w00t #1 in the Pac-10!) 2) Definitely no. 3) Definitely no. 4) Definitely no. 5) Weasels. -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
A new lofty position in General
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Sunday, November 5 2006 11:35 Profile Homepage #10 quote: Originally written by Iran-Contra-Dance: What happened to rejection of the dominant paradigm? Stareye is the dominant paradigm. -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Humans Only in General
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Saturday, November 4 2006 22:32 Profile Homepage #111 quote: Originally written by Emperor Tullegolar: since animals have no feelings quote: Originally written by Emperor Tullegolar: When an animal approaches me and asks to be treated as an equal, I'll treat him as an equal. Until then, they have no sentience, no souls. quote: Originally written by Emperor Tullegolar: I won't deny that dolphins are sentient wtf -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Humans Only in General
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Saturday, November 4 2006 22:01 Profile Homepage #101 quote: Originally written by Emperor Tullegolar: An animal would not try to save a human in pain (unless it had been raised by humans This is factually not true. Non-domestic animals do save the lives of humans from time to time. -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Humans Only in General
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Saturday, November 4 2006 20:27 Profile Homepage #86 The ability to use language and the ability to have feelings are extremely different. Either of those things making a life of equal value as a human's is also quite controversial; it is unclear what places value on a life, human or otherwise. In other words, your posts appear to conflate at least three totally separate things. -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Suggestions for new titles in General
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Saturday, November 4 2006 20:25 Profile Homepage #1 I'm rather fond of the LIAR banned title, myself. Can't come up with something new off the top of my head, though. -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Click here for Scorpius' corn-dog in General
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Friday, November 3 2006 07:49 Profile Homepage #42 quote: Originally written by Jewels: You mean like this? Meh. Mild approval. -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Click here for Scorpius' corn-dog in General
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Thursday, November 2 2006 21:58 Profile Homepage #37 quote: Originally written by Andraste: Hey! I resent being mocked when I'm not around to defend myself. Alternatively, you could post a picture of yourself in a sexy red slip and we could all respond with approval or horror as suits us. -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Scripting tutorials? in Blades of Avernum
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Thursday, November 2 2006 21:51 Profile Homepage #5 The HLPM has a fair number of comments guiding you to what each state is supposed to be doing, and Exodus has a lot of towns with fairly basic scripts (especially the early ones), so it would not be a bad idea to look at a couple of my scenarios. Start making a scenario, a really basic, terrible one, and play around a lot with stuff. Try to create dialogue and basic message boxes. You will make a lot of bad mistakes and create horrible errors. Then, once you feel that you've gotten the hang of it, start a real scenario. -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
No tag backs! in General
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Thursday, November 2 2006 06:52 Profile Homepage #58 Of course fighting back against a bully prepares you well for real life, because when someone at the office says something unpleasant to you, you don't respond with a witty retort: you go over and punch him in the face. That's how people make friends and get ahead in life. Seriously, this idea that physical violence against "bullies" is in some way useful as a life lesson seems completely idiotic. When do you literally hit back later in life? I'm all for allowing kids to run around and climb on things and be kids — as long as they're not in any serious danger — but the idea that a third grader should just "fight back" when being bullied by a sixth grader who is a foot taller is just stupid. And this doesn't have anything to do with being a "free spirit" or "thinking ouside the box" or whatever the hell garbage it was just associated with. Not wanting to fight is a far more outside-the-box and valorous impulse than simply a meatheaded desire to get even. Most of these sorts of problems are incidental and kids can usually solve them themselves. However, if something more serious does come up — repeated physical abuse, typically by someone much larger and stronger, but even if not — a kid must not be afraid to go to an adult for help. As far as making playground equipment safer: some safety regulations go too far, but I'm not opposed to making small adjustments in order to reduce the possibility of very serious injury. I don't think much is lost by changing cement to rubber — really, what the hell is the difference to a six-year-old? — but I do think it's a major downer when someone is severely injured or killed at recess. Watching your friend die is not a healthy part of growing up, and if we can reduce the instances of that, within reason, I'm all for it. As was just said in the previous post, skinned knees are a normal part of childhood, but serious injury and death should not be. [ Thursday, November 02, 2006 06:54: Message edited by: Kelandon ] -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
The SpiderWebWorld in General
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Wednesday, November 1 2006 21:52 Profile Homepage #48 quote: Originally written by Kitana: I nominate him as Mexico. With me, it's not so much "Spanish" as it is "modern Latin." :P -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Click here for Scorpius' corn-dog in General
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Wednesday, November 1 2006 21:50 Profile Homepage #16 quote: Originally written by Andraste: I like being a sexy red slip. Now I need to go buy one. I am trying to figure out if I've ever seen what you look like so that I can properly know whether to approve or be horrified. I'm fairly certain that I haven't. I'll default to being horrified. -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Hiding Groups in Blades of Avernum Editor
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Wednesday, November 1 2006 07:23 Profile Homepage #1 You use the editor itself. Edit a monster in the editor, and use "Hidden Class" to make something invisible. -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
G4 Preview in Geneforge 4: Rebellion
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Tuesday, October 31 2006 20:01 Profile Homepage #4 The stuff it gives away only involves the beginning, though. -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
The SpiderWebWorld in General
Kelandon Off With Their Heads Member # 4045	written Tuesday, October 31 2006 17:08 Profile Homepage #17 Oh! Oh! If we're being cities in New Jersey, I claim Princeton. Perhaps I can share it with Marlenny, for sinister reasons of our own. -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Smoo: Get ready to face the walls! Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 \| Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00

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