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Only vaguely. Were you memorable? (Well, clearly not.)

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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Er, he was referring to the Spanish "lisp" — really a more conservative pronunciation — that turns only CI and CE to TH sounds, not CA or some other combination of C with something else.

Because "bethause" is just an abomination.

In other news, I just recently heard that in Southern Spain the H is still pronounced, and it is in fact distinct from the J. The H is like the English H, but the J is like the German CH, so the pronunciation of "hijo" is apparently hilarious. I have yet to check up on this, but the idea amuses me.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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Geneforge 1 moding? in Geneforge Series
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quote:
Originally written by Nija_Halycron:

kill a rouge infestation
AAAHHH INFESTATION OF BAD COSMETICS

Sorry. This is just one mis-spelling that comes up all-too-often on these boards, and I can't stand it.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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quote:
Originally written by -X-:

Like in Terror's Martyr's scenario?
This is one of the least descriptive ways of referring to a scenario that I can think of. :P I'm assuming you mean Echoes: Renegade, because that's his only BoA scenario that I haven't played yet.

But anyway, custom items are pretty much out. The Artifacts Hall does everything you could need with custom items.

Besides, if you really want to describe the characteristics of an item and then get that item, use the scenario editor. It's really easy to create a simple item, plop it in a basic scenario (nothing more than Warrior's Grove), and then pick it up.

Nemesis: No, not usually. Usually people tell me that I totally suck, and then they ask me to do something. :rolleyes:

[ Tuesday, November 21, 2006 11:05: Message edited by: Kelandon ]

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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You know, when something has no reason to be a poll, click on "New Topic" and not "New Poll."

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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Originally written by thinwhiteduke:

Seems this crowd is younger than I would have thought, hope that doesn't mean these boards are a childish waste of time.
The game boards tend to be a lot more directly relevant than General. Much of General is, well, yes, a waste of time. But you can talk about the games to death on the game boards.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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quote:
Originally written by Nioca:

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Originally written by Kelandon:

I haven't read a word of this. Do I appear anywhere? Or does anyone who I find interesting?
Depends. Who do you consider 'interesting'? Nikki does something rather 'interesting' though, as does Tullegolar. And I do something that I'll probably regret later.

I'll take that as a no. :P
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Originally written by Dikiyoba:

Don't worry. I shall inform you if and when you and TM get into a massive lightsaber duel.
Much thanks, Diki.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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Everyone loves Naruto! in General
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IMAGE(http://www.naruto-kun.com/images/narutotest/shino.jpg)
This would mean more to me if I had ever seen Naruto.

Evidently Andraste and I are soulmates. Or Narutomates. Or something. High-five!

[ Monday, November 20, 2006 08:02: Message edited by: Kelandon ]

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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I haven't read a word of this. Do I appear anywhere? Or does anyone who I find interesting?

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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Hmm. Can do.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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1) Which is your favorite Avernum game? Hmm. BoA, I suppose, although honorable mention to A2 and A3 (for almost opposite reasons).
2) What is your favorite melee weapon class? Sword, which is kind of blasphemous, given my scenario designing.
3) What is your favorite missile weapon class? Slings!
4) What is your favorite spell in Avernum? Bolt of Fire! Ol' reliable.
5) What spell did you like in an earlier Avernum game, but was removed in a later sequel? Duh, Divine Warrior.
6) What is your favorite dagger/sword? God Longsword. :P Other than BoA, Demonslayer.
7) What is your favorite spear/pike/halberd? The Divine Slith Spear in BoA or the Black Halberd outside of it.
8) What is your favorite bow/crossbow? The Crystal Wand, which is technically a sling. Outside BoA, the Fury Crossbow.
9) What is your favorite thrown missile? Razordisks.
10) Which enemy type do you hate the most? Alien Beasts. Lame.
11) If you could stand-in for any character in the game aside from the party, which character would you choose? The guy in the university in Lorelei.
12) If you could stop or change one event in Avernum, what would it be? Starrus's birth, for sure. Such a cop-out.
13) Who is your favorite character, aside from the party? Erika, I suppose.
14) Which Black Shade did you like the most? (A4) Not sure that I had a favorite, but they were definitely the brightest part of A4.
15) If you could destroy one being in Avernum, who/what would it be? Starrus. That guy is going down.
16) Who is your favorite dragon? Sulfras.
17) What type of armor do you prefer? (Leather, chain mail, etc.) The relevant artifact from A3, which I've forgotten. A3 had the best items, really.
18) Aside from adventuring, which profession would you take in Avernum? Study at Patrick's Tower. It seems a lot safer than the Tower of Magi.
19) Do you prefer to fight enemies, or would you rather flee? Fight!
20) What reasons do you have for becoming adventurers? I didn't choose the life. The life chose me.
21) Who is your favorite mage/priest outside of your party? Patrick. Almost X, but he's too much a single gimick.
22) Who is your favorite villain? Grah-Hoth or Limoncelli.
23) If you had the chance to have a cameo of yourself inserted in any of the Avernum series, would you take it? Sure, why not.
24) Who was the most annoying non-party character in the Avernum series? Gah, Rentar.
25) What is your favorite city in Avernum or the Empire? Lorelei.
26) If you had just one character in your party, what skills would he/she be trained in? Magic and a little with weapons.
27) What's your favorite Xian Item? The skull, of course.
28) If you could travel to any of the continents on the surface, which one would you choose? Pralgad.
29) Which skill do you think is the MOST valuable in the entire Avernum series? After the obvious Mage Spells and Priest Spells, it was Gymnastics in A1 and A2. Probably Assassination in A3/BoA. Not sure I care in A4.
30) Which skill do you think is the LEAST valuable in the entire Avernum series? Pathfinder.
31) What is your favorite Avernum cuisine? Mushrooms!
32) If there was one thing you could add to the Avernum series, what would it be? Riding lizards and legitimate jobs are two good ones. I'd really like a game that combined a fun sort of plot like A2 and the great locations and characterizations of A3. I still don't think that Jeff has put together a really complete Avernum game yet.
33) What's your favorite special item? Phoenix Egg.
34) Do you have your characters wear pants? Yes. If only for the armor and, in A3, the enchanting.
35) If Avernum had lost the Avernum/Empire War, what do you think would've happened? Some deus ex machina from Jeff to make A3 essentially the same. What should've happened is another story: probably wholesale massacre of Avernites, leading to large numbers of refugee camps in scattered obscure areas of Avernum, all hiding from patrolling Empire guards.

Woah. That's an amazing idea for a scenario.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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quote:
Originally written by Nemesis:

Hey Kel, I asked you this a long time ago, but I don't remember what you said about it. Could you split up the party so that only one or two members are taken out? Would change the Arena feature a little bit.
As far as I can tell, the only command for splitting up the party splits off one member by himself. If you think it would be interesting to be able to split off a single party member by himself for a combat, I can put in that feature, too.

As far as the arrows, yeah, will do. Or something to that effect. And much the same with the potions, I think.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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How many PC's do you play with? Usually all six.
How many scenarios have you played? Something like 20.
Absolute favorite BoE scenario? The Election.
When did you get the registered version of BoE for the first time? Er, 2000-ish.
What is the first third-party scenario you played? Played and finished? Probably the Election. Played, but didn't finish? Probably Tatterdemalion.
Favorite all-around scenario designer? Er, it's possible that I haven't played more than one BoE scenario by the same designer.
Out of your own scenarios, which do you feel is your best? Heh. In BoE alone, my only scen, NK0P. I do have to make another BoE scenario at some point, if only so that's not true anymore.
What is your favorite scenario icon? Couldn't say offhand.
If you could make one BoE scenario into a movie, which scenario would it be? Emulations, maybe.
What is your favorite spell? AM-field, maybe.
What is your favorite item of all time? (It doesn't matter how many scenarios have the item in it. Can be one, can be all.) No idea.
Have you ever named a place or character in a scenario after someone you know in real life? Yeah.
What do you think is the absolute most overrated BoE scenario of all time? Gah. Areni, maybe, although that's just out of personal preference and not that I think that it lacks merit.
What do you think is the absolute most underrated BoE scenario of all time? Hunted! Or maybe ZKR, which was not great, but certainly not the 4.8 that it has earned on CSR.
If you could fix one bug in BoE or the scenario editor, what would it be? Windows and Mac dialogue not matching.
If you could add one new feature to BoE or the scenario editor, what would it be? Er, other than BoA scripts? Hard to say.
What is your least favorite scenario out of those rated 7.0 or higher on CSR? It'd probably be Corporeus if I ever got around to playing it, but as it is, Areni.
Which scenario do you think is the worst ever? There's lots of horribles, but only one can be the absolute worst. AAAAAHHHH RAVAGED LAND MY EYES MY EYES
Write down the release dates of all of your scenarios. If you can't remember all of them, do the ones that you can. At some point, I figured that NK0P was probably released around late 2000.
What is your favorite TM scenario? NTH.
What is your favorite Creator scenario? I've only played Areni.
What is your favorite scenario in the Spheres trilogy? Haven't finished any.
What is your favorite scenario in the Adventurer's Club trilogy? Haven't played any.
What do you think is the absolute coolest innovation in a BoE scenario yet? Special spells, in each of their wacky variations.
What is your favorite BoE fansite? The Lyceum, if only for the DF.
What do you think would happen if Alcritas returned to the Lyceum as an active member once more? BoE would experience a minor resurgence.
What scenario do you think should have won the first design contest? No idea.
Name one random scenario that has not been mentioned by anyone in this thread (first that comes in your head.) Kill Ogre, Win Prize.
If TM returned, and he and Kel continued to argue, do you think that should continue, or do you think they just have to duke it out? The common idea of TM and me arguing is entirely overblown. At most, I post two replies in disagreement. Alcritas had much longer and much more passionate arguments with just about any longtime member of the community than I have with TM.

That said, I am entirely in favor of Ephesos's idea some while back for a themed contest, and if it goes through, I will design the next Echoes scenario. :P

[ Sunday, November 19, 2006 23:28: Message edited by: Kelandon ]

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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By the way, I still take requests with the HLPM. The next update (which will happen whenever I get around to it, which is probably at winter break) will have an additional feature by request, and I'll update the Library and the readme.

If anyone has an bright ideas about other things that ought to be included, feel free to mention them. At this point, it's likely that just about everything possible has come up and either been implemented or been ruled out as impossible, but who knows.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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quote:
Originally written by Nioca:

Favorite all-around scenario designer? Kelandon
And here you're referring to NK0P? If so, that would be a first. :P

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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quote:
Originally written by Pythras:

Wow. Incredible! When I "playing" it i couldn't help being reminded of the Mac OS. So simple and self explanitory! Brilliant. Simply incredible!
Thanks! Glad you like it.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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It's the 30th.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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Work-arounds for te_can_look_at? in Blades of Avernum Editor
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Uh, given that this is an issue that affects us all, it'd be interesting to know what Salmon suggested.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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This is, what, only my second double-post ever? Not too shabby, I suppose.

[ Friday, November 17, 2006 21:53: Message edited by: Kelandon ]

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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quote:
Originally written by Justication:

quote:
Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, except for that business with SMoE, maybe.
What business is that, sir?

You know what I'm talking about. Even if I don't, except via hearsay.

Unless I'm remember things incorrectly, and it wasn't SMoE but someone else.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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quote:
Originally written by Dikiyoba:

That's what the preview button is for.
I was hoping that the Preview button was snafu-ed as with everything else on UBB, so I had to test it. Turns out it works just fine, and Alorael is just a very bad man.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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EDIT: Experiment failed. Drat.

[ Friday, November 17, 2006 21:18: Message edited by: Kelandon ]

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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It is currently intended to be used in conjunction with TM's Artifacts Hall, so be sure to get that, too.

A new version of the HLPM is coming sometime around Christmas with a few minor updates and clarifications.

[ Friday, November 17, 2006 21:07: Message edited by: Kelandon ]

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quote:
Originally written by Justication:

No! We shall meet in the forum where there is no spam!
Aaaahhhh the Mod Board is the Ministry of Love!!!

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Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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If you're referring to member 3513, that is someone else. The "Alorael" thing in the signature is a quote, not an impersonation. Alo uses only one account.

Well, except for that business with SMoE, maybe.

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Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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