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In this thread, I take off my pants in General
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That's a very good question, and a very funny website. And Hawkgirl, it was only partially directed at you. Consider it a glancing blow.

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Announcement on the status of Scorpius and Ed Lemur in General
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I feel sorry for Alec Kryas.

I also think that RoR is being just as ignorant as she thinks homophobes are. How can you say those are the only two? Basically, you're saying that anyone who can't accept homosexuality is either stupid, or gay. Contrary to popular belief, I am not the former, and as everyone here knows, I am not the latter. Your argument dies the death.

I know this will turn into a big YellatDaveforNotBeingLikeUsfest, but I will not respond to your posts yet, although they are so predictable I could very well finish up this argument and get it locked, and get Alec, Scorp, and assorted other "warned", as is going to happen anyway, btu I don't have the time. That was a long sentence.

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changing names in General
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I changed my name to defy Alec, and then because I couldn't change it back.

Lying low... that reminds me, where's EU? I want him to come back...

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Happy Birthday Ed Lemur! in General
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What what? God, I hate it when people say "sorry, what?" or stuff like that...

Mr. Ed, may your birthday be joyouser with each passing year. If you make it that long.

And yes, I know that joyouser is not a word.

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Bham. in General
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Same here... come back soon. Who cares if people hate you? That hasn't scared me off. And by the way, your karma is pretty high... so even if people hate you, it can't be very many...

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That works. Who knows, maybe he can pick up Haste in the fort.

IC: Sir David shook his head, resigned to having to fight alongside aliens. He drew his sword and began muttering spells at it, making sure it would not break, and that its edge was as sharp as it could possibly be without simply crumpling upon impact. He crept with the others down to the base, watching as Bob constantly produced cheese models of the others' postition.
They got in place behind a group of stone spires, and waited for Bob's signal to begin the attack. Sir David was uneasy, however; he felt as if they were being observed...

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You haven't already?

By the way, why do people always complain of it being overplayed? Until about a week ago, I hadn't heard it on the radio for like a year...

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Echolyn in General
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I do not approve of you not approving of Roger Waters.

I like Smashmouth.

EDIT: Actually, the truth is, I couldn't care less if you approve of him or not...

[ Thursday, May 22, 2003 15:45: Message edited by: iDavid ]

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Yeah, but it's also Imban.

By the way, can I be a witness?

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The "Scorpius Reloaded" picture in General
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If I said that, there would be at least 20 posts by now calling my racist, ignorant, etc. and the topic would probably be locked, due to flames. Not to mention the ever-so-helpful little "warnings".

Uhhh yeah. Anyway, Scorp is one of those people I would give anything not to meet on at night... not only because of the Scorp Reloaded pic, but mostly that...

EDIT: 8.5?? How many millions did that cost??

EDIT2: That first paragraph was directed at Rosy, btw.

[ Thursday, May 22, 2003 15:27: Message edited by: iDavid ]

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Quotation in General
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quote:
Originally posted by Red Scare:
Biznatchy freaker? WTF?

***URGE TO STRANGLE RISING***

Uhh... yeah. You try to say *****y ****** and it's censored, you say bizniatchy freaker and the point gets across but it goes uncensored.

EDIT: AHHHHH ok I was wrong. It's bundle of sticks, not freaker. Sorry.

[ Wednesday, May 21, 2003 03:17: Message edited by: iDavid ]

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Actually, it would be nice if you could think of a name that has the initials "FB" because that's what I'm going to call you either way. And BTW we're not dumb enough that we're fooled by you saying you can't heal yourself, especially when you then proceed to say that you can summon someone to heal you.

IC: Sir David get very mad that his last post in this topic was not here, for some reason, and decided to continue interrogating the vanahtai tomorrow. Or Thursday.

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Quotation in General
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This can be explained very simply, not to mention insanely: Morgan wants Alec bad. Or just that people like Alec, for a reason I still cannot fathom, and therefore don't care when he spams/flames. To justify it, they call his crap, and by crap I mean posts, enlightened and other stuff like that. Oh well. You could always assassinate Alec if it comes to that.

Nice name by the way =]

EDIT: Ms. Kryas, I thought he meant bizniatchy freaker (well, more or less) but I could be wrong...

[ Tuesday, May 20, 2003 15:12: Message edited by: iDavid ]

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Hey man, I need some advice in General
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I agree with Alorael, both about liking A2 more and about not wanting to discuss it yet again. If you want my opinion, use the search feature.

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Sodium Cyanide, Alec considers "Evil Priest" a compliment.

And TGM, that was not a yes or no question... :P

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In this thread, I take off my pants in General
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Actually, it's kind of hard when I'm arguing with people whose philosophy goes something along the lines of "He disagrees with me, therefore he is a stupid idiot beneath my contempt." And Alec, I'm glad I've gone from 2 to under twelve.

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Happy Birthday Ed Lemur! in General
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Yyyyeah... I don't know much about him but Happy Birthday anyway... is he still on?

Oh yeah, and if it's duct tape, he has no hope.

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The Sands of Time in General
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Sir David watched as Motrax interrogated the alien. So far he had gathered that Motrax was extremely multilingual, that the alien was of a race called the Vanahtai, and that this particular one was very adament in not saying anything useful.
"42," it said.
"You don't live in 42," Motrax replied.
"Where do you live?" it replied.
"42. What's your name?"
"Afdghlkjfhdsg," it replied.
Sir David sighed, watching this exchange. Realizing that a gryphon-sized dragon was not very intimidating, Sir David went over to help.

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Sir David, still shaking his head at the thought of the massive amounts of power he had just observed, lay down in Motrax's cave. He wasn't sure about his new group, but he supposed that anything was better than being the underling in a camp full of inexperienced underlings. After a little rest, he decided to get up and explore. He walked to the entrance to the cave, turned the corner, and walked right into an alien. Both drew their blades and attempted to pin each other to the wall, but they were equally matched. Sir David backed up, saw the alien reach for several razor-sharp objects, and quickly closed once more. He brought his shield up just in time to save his neck, literally, and quickly drew his blade against the other's neck.
"Drop your sword," Sir David said. The alien could not understand the words themselves, but he understood the meaning and complied. Sir David quickly ripped a strip from his tunic and bound the alien's hands, then dragged it into the cave with him.
"Sir Dragon!" he yelled.
Motrax turned, and jumped at the sight of the creature. How had it gotten to the cave without his noticing? Sir David turned the alien over to Motrax, then moved off to the side, unnoticed, to observe.

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In this thread, I take off my pants in General
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Nor will I... I hate Biology...

quote:
Originally posted by Rantallion:
INot due to his actions, but because by and large, the democratic candidates look to me like a bunch of spineless fools who are to all intents and purposes republican. They won't oppose anything Bush does because they don't want to be seen as unpatriotic.
Yeah, I'd say you're using "republican" as an insult.

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In this thread, I take off my pants in General
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AHHHH I'm afraid I have to agree with Alec: LEARN HOW TO READ. Actually, that's partially directed at Alec... I wasn't talking about just this topic, I was talking about in general. I also wasn't talking about you, I was tlaking about Spiderwebbers in general.

TM, it's a fact that most people here think that anyone who disagrees with them is an idiot, you included. Don't give us all that crap, we know what you think. And you just proved my point: Maybe liberals are ignorant, maybe conservatives are? WTH? It's not like all ignorant people go to one party and the smart(er) people go to another. At all. But you automatically group them together. No, liberals are not ignorant. No, conservatives are not ignorant.

Rantallion, I only said I was American because Tendai said "Sorry, didn't mean to make it sound like I assumed you were American ^^ Just re-read it and realised that it sounded like that, my apologies." I was just letting him know.

You prove my point to, BTW. "I think it will see Bush re-elected. Not due to his actions, but because by and large, the democratic candidates look to me like a bunch of spineless fools who are to all intents and purposes republican. They won't oppose anything Bush does because they don't want to be seen as unpatriotic." WTH? You're using "republican" as an insult.

And about identical twins, I didn't mean all of them have identical views as well, I'm just saying it's possible since they have the same DNA, unlike everyone else.

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Many minutes of explanations and thousands of curses later, Sir David and Ryan had finished the body recovery. Sir David walked off to find Vinny, muttering under his breath, while Ryan walked off in the other direction, grinning like an idiot at the thought of a new buckler. Sir David saw Vinny talking to a group of soldiers, and turned away, not wanting to lose his relative cool in front of his new peers. At this moment, he noticed a very interesting sight in the distance - a diminuitive dragon, followed by a very odd group of... well, he couldn't really think of a general description for that group. They were all sneaking up on a lone creature, of a sort that Sir David had never seen before. It seemed to be leaning over a body, of what sort he could not tell. Looking around himself, he saw that no one was paying any attention to him whatsoever. Annoyed and relieved at the same time, he slipped off to follow the dragon from a distance.

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ATTN PPL: NEW FORUM PLZ in General
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Uh... you do realize this wouldn't work very well, don't you? Newbies, people leaving, etc. would figure out that the only place to get their topic seen is General, so they wouldn't use those. Even if they were all locked, it would still be annoying.

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YEAH! Good man, xxo! I love that one...

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Sir David, laughing, thumped his mug down and wrapped his arm around the delicate shoulders of his beautiful wife. She turned to embrace him, when suddenly... he wasn't there.

Sir David's laugh ended abruptly as he went swirling through a vortex, but the incredible pain of being ripped apart, piece by piece, could not be expressed vocally. He tried to press his hands together to pray, but found that even this was beyond him, as his hands were no longer present. Then he blacked out...

Sir David woke in a damp, dark, stifling room; more like a cave, really, but it looked like an infirmary. He tried to raise himself up, but could not; the excruciating pain of this action forced his body back down, as well as a scream from his lips. This attracted the attention of a young cleric nearby, who came running to him. "Good, you're awake," she said.
"Where am I?" he whispered.
"... in Avernum," she said reluctantly, then ignored his frantic questions as she concentrated her healing skills upon his abused body.

Avernum! The Caves of Avernum had been discovered and thoroughly explored more than a hundred years ago, and used as a prison for those who rebelled against the Great Empire. After a series of wars, the inhabitants had forced themselves onto the surface, and began spreading across it like a plague, until they had established the Nation of Avernum in the land formerly under the protection of the Empire. Ever since then, Avernum and the Empire had been at war. Avernum had done extremely well against Sir David's fellow soldiers, what with their magic, alliances, and unwillingness to give up, and Sir David had been taught from birth to hate the worms. In one of their most daring raids, the Empire had destroyed not only the portals established to allow travel between the Caves and the Nation of Avernum, but also all entrances from the surface. How could he be now in this gods-awful place?

He looked in disgust at the Avernite bending over him, but then realized that she had extremely tan skin; surely none in the former Valorim or the Caves would have such a dark hue! He sat up, glad of her healing skill that had aready allowed this action, and asked why the hell he was in Avernum. She sighed. "You were dragged here through a portal; that's what caused your injuries. The portal was, unfortunately, unstable, and caused you considerable damage. But the healers here should have you up and out with the Exploration team in no time at all," she said with a smile, and resumed her work.

Exploration team! He had heard of no such exploration team, and, being quite high-ranking in the Army, would surely have known of this plan before it was even made official. This could mean only one of two things, to him: that some miracle had caused the death of every Avernite still in Avernum, or, and here his mind worked in one of those bizarre ways that endeared him to his men... he had gone back in time, to join Thralni and his men.

OOC: In the word(s) of The Cheat, "Howzat?"

BTW, I don't care if that's insanely innaccurate, deal with it! It's an RP, not A4!

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